Well, I guess "300" did feature a preening egotist who tried to force his way into somewhere he wasn't supposed to be, but I don't remember Xerxes sending out for pizza.https://t.co/DV0HSDSmHV
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 24, 2019
Matt Gaetz has such strong "my dad owns a dealership" vibes. https://t.co/KGnyhwCtc5
— The chud from C.H.U.D. (@maggieserota) October 24, 2019
Fun fact: Matt Gaetz was arrested for DUI in 2008 as he "drove back from the Swamp, a nightclub" in Florida in a "2001 BMW SUV registered to his state senator dad."
The jokes practically write themselves.https://t.co/YkQTFwlUnV
— Jenney?? (@neatdesign) October 24, 2019
Honestly I think it's a relief that Matt Gaetz is a congressman because if he wasn't he would for sure be a Florida cop that plants cocaine on people
— Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) October 23, 2019
Not only did Republicans violate House rules yesterday by bringing their phones into a secure area, but Matt Gaetz and his staff also handed out expired congressional passes to some uncredentialed reporters and the crew of HBO’s “The Swamp.” https://t.co/W2RQ1JZCAR
— Vicky Ward (@VickyPJWard) October 24, 2019
I’ve always thought telling my children I served with civil rights icons like John Lewis & Elijah Cummings would be the highlight of my time in Congress. But now, I can share the time Matt Gaetz, Louie Gohhmert, & Steve King sat in an air-conditioned SCIF and ate pizza for 5 hrs. https://t.co/be8VFclpWR
— Rep. Eric Swalwell (@RepSwalwell) October 24, 2019
There actually are rules — passed by Republicans in 2015, in fact — and you broke them.
Moreover, the people following those rules aren’t “an angry pack of rabid hyenas.” But the mob that barged in and violated security procedures sure seemed like one.https://t.co/ySOLw9R0Yx
— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) October 24, 2019
My favorite part of the Constitution is where it says “Even if the evidence shows you did the crime of which you are accused, to which you have publicly confessed, you can go free if enough of your frat bros show up at the police station & cry." pic.twitter.com/7HE9hDq5uM
— Jon Zal (@OfficialJonZal) October 23, 2019
Ok, now I recognize him. pic.twitter.com/9LusbdyKsD
— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) October 24, 2019
This is Matt Gaetz’s Democratic Challenger. Follow @PhilEhr and retweet. He’s at 19,000 followers. pic.twitter.com/BGYJvIB01q
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) October 23, 2019
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