It's the @SebGorka "I don't actually know what I'm doing" starter pack. Just in time for the holidays. https://t.co/cNZrIkgFdJ
— B. A. Friedman (@BA_Friedman) November 25, 2017
If one must go about this mundane globe wearing a sign that says MOCK ME, one should endeavour to have it be a hand-crafted, gilt-edged, premiere-pricing version in bold Black Fraktur of true calfskin vellum…
Time Person of the Year for 2017 pic.twitter.com/pouj3kaSZ6
— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) November 25, 2017
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Apart from noting that Jane Austen would most certainly have approved of our japery, what’s on the agenda as we wrap up the weekend?
Sebastian Gorka never leaves home without two pistols, two flashlights and a tourniquet. https://t.co/p0GMkEbTus pic.twitter.com/mA80s1LdnV
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) November 25, 2017
Not pictured: a constant, almost existential need to overcompensate https://t.co/YmwLn31Q9N
— Rita Konaev (@RitaKonaev) November 25, 2017
The tourniquet is for when he accidentally shoots himself. https://t.co/PJ76yC9Y6L
— (((Molly Jong??Fast))) (@MollyJongFast) November 25, 2017
And I'll bet there are people out there who are thinking he's under-prepared for that inevitable confrontation with a joint China – ISIS infiltration force at the Pentagon City Mall Food Court https://t.co/QjOHsKaFWA
— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 25, 2017
be vewy quiet, I'm huntin gwobawists pic.twitter.com/SZ17OkEjMD
— Simon Maloy (@SimonMaloy) November 25, 2017
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