I feel like one of the most powerful, uncommented-on forces in America now is the way people regard thinking of themselves as good people as an entitlement–I *deserve* to be a good person!–rather than something people have to work toward.
— James Poniewozik (@poniewozik) January 1, 2019
So Max Boot, who only recently became a Democrat, is getting yelled at for preferring Mike Bloomberg, who only recently became a Democrat, over Bernie Sanders, who only recently became a Democrat, to stop Donald Trump, who only recently became a Republican.
— Dan McLaughlin (@baseballcrank) February 12, 2020
As a former member of the Leopards Eating People's Faces party until it became extremist, I can tell you that the Let's Not Eat Anyone's Face party will get nowhere unless it elects a candidate who wants leopards to eat *some* people's faces.
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) February 12, 2020
And of course, in government we must restore the leopards to their treasured place in our nation's capital. To hunt them would be as gross a crime as those who unleashed them into the nurseries.
— James Palmer (@BeijingPalmer) February 12, 2020
couldn't agree more, leopards eating people's faces should be included in the political process
— animaLOVErdlords (@animaloverlords) February 12, 2020
“Face Eating Wrong, Critics Allege”
— Brooke Binkowski (@brooklynmarie) February 13, 2020
Extremists!!
— CP (@quellesurprise8) February 13, 2020
Strong agree, honestly people need to take some personal responsibility for having their faces eaten by my leopards.
— MK (@haxromana) February 12, 2020
“It’s me, Max, the reasonable moderate” bothers people because his entire thing was being the Neocon’s Neocon, the guy so extreme Dick Cheney would tell him to tone it down, who was nevertheless taken seriously, until mid 2016 when wasn’t basically overnight
— Proud Bloomberg Disliker (@MenshevikM) February 12, 2020