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Russiagate Open Thread: Twelve Monkeys Spies

by Anne Laurie|  November 25, 201911:30 am| 111 Comments

This post is in: Election 2016, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Russia, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Just Shut the Fuck Up, Our Failed Media Experiment

Twelve Russian military officers have been indicted for breaking into the Democratic Party's computers, stealing compromising information and selectively releasing it to undermine candidates https://t.co/I8toBG9Vcf

— 60 Minutes (@60Minutes) November 25, 2019

There was a lot of testimony during this past week’s impeachment inquiry about foreign interference in our 2016 election, including the president’s assertion that Ukraine was involved. But the president’s own intelligence agencies say it was the Russians who “hacked” the 2016 elections. Special counsel Robert Mueller spelled it out in his report.

Now the Justice Department has at least two open cases against Russian citizens for interfering with our presidential and congressional races, we decided to take a closer look at one of them – the case against 12 Russian military officers accused of breaking into the Democratic Party’s computers, stealing compromising information, and selectively releasing it to undermine Democratic candidates. There’s no evidence of similar operations against Republicans in 2016. With the 2020 election approaching, the story of “The Russian Hack.”

Robert Anderson: The Russians never left. I can guarantee you in 2016 after this all hit the news, they never left. They didn’t stop doing what they’re doing.

Bill Whitaker: This wasn’t just a one-time thing?

Robert Anderson: No way. Russia doesn’t do it that way.

Robert Anderson should know. He spent 21 years inside the cloak and dagger world of spies and hackers overseeing the FBI’s counterintelligence and cyber Divisions and tracking Moscow’s spy agencies, an alphabet of artifice, the FSB, SVR, and, especially, the GRU.

Robert Anderson: The GRU is military intelligence. So when we look at the attacks that happened during our presidential races in 2016 you had military organizations inside of Russia attacking our infrastructure…

These are the hacker-soldiers from GRU unit 26165 who, according to the Justice Department, were responsible for “breaking and entering” into the Democratic Party’s computers remotely, from Moscow. Their names, ranks and faces are now on the FBI’s most wanted list for stealing, among other things, the Democrats’ strategic plans, detailed targeting data, and internal polling. GRU Colonel Aleksandr Osadchuk commanded a separate unit, 74455. One of his officers was in charge of spreading the stolen material to political operatives, bloggers and the media. Another hacked state election boards.

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Paging Doctor Teeth

by ruemara|  November 19, 20197:30 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, C.R.E.A.M., Fuck The Middle-Class, Open Threads, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Doctor Teeth & The Electric Mayhem Can’t Be Beat

Last week was a frustrating week in chez Mara. After years of messing around with cleanings for the old teeth, I finally got to see a periodontist for a gap in my back teeth. Please note, this has been an issue I’ve brought up for years. And every hygienist & dentist has brought it up to me, as if I have jack shit to do with solving bone loss in my jaw.

The solution, it turns out, is cutting open my gum & stuffing it with, uh, bone, I believe. Like stuffing a bra with tissues only the hope is the tissues will bond with the boobies to build healthy bone in the jaw. Or something like that. This procedure costs $3k. With insurance. Which is a yikes. And a “motherfuck, is this going to give me superpowers, at least? ” Because, yikes, and on both sides of my jaw. Double yikes.

I’ve been struck by how ridiculous the American health insurance & medical system is. We have outrageous costs for service & materials, yet we only talk about insurance costs. Coverage for dental and mental health are often discrete from general coverage. Why has the industry been allowed to do this? Last I checked, your mind operating right helps your body & teeth are a critically important component of eating, which is a reason to live. Bacterial infection in your mouth can have some serious consequences, RIP Andy Hallett. We can implement insurance reform measures but making healthcare affordable will require addressing the scale of costs in the U.S. for medicine, tools, personnel, materials — the whole shebang. I don’t believe Medicare for All addresses that except with the idea that we excise insurance companies from the equation. Stepping over the landmine of legal authority, dealing with displaced employees, etc., I don’t get the impression that’s something people are truly dealing with in their proposals.

No human system is perfect. We’re going to be retooling things for decades, as we should have been for all time past. I guess the problem is we have to cure innate selfishness so we don’t craft health policy that respects profit over patients, yet respects the rights of doctors et al to make money. No one will get everything they want but we should get what we need.

We also need to address medical outcome disparities for POC. I wouldn’t have gotten my consultation without finally getting mad and saying, “Look, this has been going on for years, why are you just talking about cleanings still? Shouldn’t you do more? What are my options?” I wish I was only talking about a few months and one provider. We’re talking over 8 years and 3 dental providers. This could have been tried years ago, when I had the actual income to do it. Instead, lots of “caution”. It doesn’t mean any of the dental offices were unskilled or that they didn’t provide decent service. But when it comes to offering good health action plans, advanced care options – they’ve all fallen short and I’m not alone. This shit kills people. I’m probably more forward about finding solutions than others and I can attest that largely, I’ve been recommended to be patient. Many times, that patience would have severely injured me or killed me, see also, adventures with birth control, Georgia & the blood thinners. How do we get medical providers to accept & overcome implicit biases? Maybe Mr. Anderson can weigh in with his valuable expertise.

We have a lot of work to do on medical care. Just fixing the for profit insurance part of it won’t resolve it. I’d love to see anyone running for office who’d make a stab at these issues. I’d also like to be a billionaire just so I can upend the entire GOP as my personal petty vendetta. So I’ll settle for landing some more VO gigs so I can make an action plan on this teeth bullshit. Have at folks. And really, what kind of policy do you think should be discussed for any issue at all versus how it’s presented during elections? I got a million of them, but I’ll save it for another long post.

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Repub Stupidity Open Thread: Another ‘Forthright, Outspoken Conservative’ Disappoints the Pundits

by Anne Laurie|  November 19, 201912:56 am| 36 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, Open Threads, Post-racial America, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, The Brown Enemy Within, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Our Failed Media Experiment

A little late-night nostalgia bait for those of us who used to hang around TBogg’s site, back before Cole got smarter. Alternate title: ‘Another GHWB-vintage rightwing icon tries to update their Q score, overshoots, embarrasses former supporters’…

Malkin 2004: japanese internment was good and we should do it again to muslims

Conservatives: wow this is great

Malkin 2019: *defends white nationalists as “demographic truth-tellers”*

Conservatives: how did this happen pic.twitter.com/Ts7INENejD

— *Palpatine voice* UNLIMITED DADPUNS?? (@AdamSerwer) November 17, 2019

Conservative Group Fires Michelle Malkin Over Support for Holocaust Denier https://t.co/8RGnlBmfZZ via @thedailybeast

— JJ MacNab (@jjmacnab) November 18, 2019

Sorry Ms Malkin (Coulter, Ingraham, Palin), you’ve aged out of attracting the coveted 18-34 demographic, now. So you’re condemned to the Fox News networks where your *old* fans like Rick Lowry and Hugh Hewitt still remember the pre-social-media ‘starbursts’ you inspired…

She was always like this. She just decided to stop giving you cover to pretend otherwise. https://t.co/x9MJJqCpvF

— SecretMissionHat (@Popehat) November 17, 2019

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Open Thread: More Free Advertising for Elizabeth Warren

by Anne Laurie|  November 6, 20195:46 pm| 192 Comments

This post is in: 2020 Elections, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Warren for President 2020, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

Elizabeth Warren's aggressive plans to level the playing field for the American economy are drawing heavy fire from billionaires, even ones who acknowledge the system needs to be fixed https://t.co/WCt04LU64N

— CNN (@CNN) November 6, 2019

Jamie Dimon realizes that this is only going to help Warren, right? https://t.co/cBeUbE8oYI

— Julia Ioffe (@juliaioffe) November 6, 2019

Paul Waldman, in the Washington Post:

… Hedge fund managers warn that if Warren is elected, the stock market will tank. Wall Street Democrat Steven Rattner insists that “a Warren presidency is a terrifying prospect,” lamenting Warren’s targeting of “Many of America’s global champions, like banks and tech giants,” not to mention the effects her policies would have on “Private equity, which plays a useful role in driving business efficiency.” Horrors!

Meanwhile, billionaire investor Leon Cooperman told Politico, “I believe in a progressive income tax and the rich paying more. But this is the f—ing American dream she is sh—ing on.”

As Anand Giridharadas notes, when plutocrats push back on proposals to increase their taxes, they never say what really motivates them, which is simply that they don’t want to pay higher taxes. Instead, the argument is always about how, if we tax them more, then we will only be depriving ourselves of the fruits of their beneficence….

But it’s clear in the venomous reactions Warren produces from the plutocrat class that they want not only to be able to be taxed and regulated as lightly as possible, they want to be told they deserve every bit of wealth and power they have.

Warren does not offer that reassurance; quite the opposite. She says that the system has been shaped by the wealthy to advance their own interests, and if you’re one of them, you have an obligation to contribute more. And she’s happy to mock or insult the billionaire class along the way…

"Much of the Wall Street vitriol now being directed at Warren was previously directed at, of all people, President Barack Obama," writes @PaulKrugman https://t.co/t2ncSUB6xl

— New York Times Opinion (@nytopinion) November 5, 2019

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Trump & the Trumplodytes Open Thread: Resentful Losers Run Amuck

by Anne Laurie|  November 3, 20195:14 pm| 112 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Russia, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Nobody could have predicted

NEW: Beware middle management! A never-before-seen KGB training manual, which reads like a cross between Pravda and The Office, explains how disgruntled, underpaid employees in the West were rip for recruiting: https://t.co/JgiNdkjOJX

— Michael Weiss (@michaeldweiss) November 3, 2019


The story is members-only, but the teaser tweet did remind me of a certain notorious American personality who’s spent the last quarter-century complaining that nobody appreciates him like he DESERVES…

This story, about “a virtual world in which the president spends significant time mingling with extremists, impostors and spies,“ made me physically ill. https://t.co/PcaTc82Lyd

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 3, 2019

… Mr. Trump, whose own tweets have warned of deep-state plots against him, accused the House speaker of treason and labeled Republican critics “human scum,” has helped spread a culture of suspicion and distrust of facts into the political mainstream.

The president is also awash in an often toxic torrent that sluices into his Twitter account — roughly 1,000 tweets per minute, many intended for his eyes. Tweets that tag his handle, @realDonaldTrump, can be found with hashtags like #HitlerDidNothingWrong, #IslamIsSatanism and #WhiteGenocide. While filters can block offensive material, the president clearly sees some of it, because he dips into the frothing currents and serves up noxious bits to the rest of the world.

By retweeting suspect accounts, seemingly without regard for their identity or motives, he has lent credibility to white nationalists, anti-Muslim bigots and obscure QAnon adherents like VB Nationalist, an anonymous account that has promoted a hoax about top Democrats worshiping the Devil and engaging in child sex trafficking…

To assess this unprecedented moment, The New York Times examined Mr. Trump’s interactions with Twitter since he took office, reviewing each of his more than 11,000 tweets and the hundreds of accounts he has retweeted, tracking the ways he is exposed to information and replicating what he is likely to see on the platform. The result, including new data analysis and previously unreported details, offers the most comprehensive view yet of a virtual world in which the president spends significant time mingling with extremists, impostors and spies.

Fake accounts tied to intelligence services in China, Iran and Russia had directed thousands of tweets at Mr. Trump, according to a Times analysis of propaganda accounts suspended by Twitter. Iranian operatives tweeted anti-Semitic tropes, saying that Mr. Trump was “being controlled” by global Zionists, and that pulling out of the Iran nuclear treaty would benefit North Korea. Russian accounts tagged the president more than 30,000 times, including in supportive tweets about the Mexican border wall and his hectoring of black football players. Mr. Trump even retweeted a phony Russian account that said, “We love you, Mr. President!”…

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Open Thread: Ugliest Floriduh Man EVAR!

by Anne Laurie|  November 2, 20197:10 pm| 65 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trumpery, Clown Shoes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Floriduh Man

(Jeff Danziger via GoComics.com)
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President Trump officially becomes a Florida Man https://t.co/HmB2KcHDPI

— Vera Bergengruen (@VeraMBergen) November 1, 2019

New York, New York. If you can make it there, you can make it anywhere… Trump can’t.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) November 2, 2019

There is, ironically, nothing more New York than announcing that when you retire you're going to retire and move to Florida.

One in twelve people born in New York moves to Florida; one in twelve Floridians was born in New York. https://t.co/j70O2gtjP7

— Yoni Appelbaum (@YAppelbaum) October 31, 2019

Trump moving to Florida will probably gain Republicans 3-4 points in New York.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 1, 2019

Does this have anything to do with the New York Attorney General’s interest in his tax returns? https://t.co/NMR7Xoopn2 via @NYTimes

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) October 31, 2019

New York residents are probably delighted to be rid of him. Manhattan DA Vance, however, may be preparing a special farewell for him? https://t.co/DSJqCyKzpH

— John Dean (@JohnWDean) November 1, 2019

No personal income tax in Florida. Just saying. Much better if you have tax filing concerns.

— Liz Mair (@LizMair) November 1, 2019

People facing criminal or civil liability often relocate to Florida because state law exempts the primary residence from seizure in bankruptcy (without regard to the size or value of the primary residence) BUT — the debtor has to claim the property as the primary residence.

— David M. Russell (@pragmaticNYC) November 2, 2019

Pence is done. Now NY resident Ivanka can be her dad’s running mate pic.twitter.com/9kVtEZcY2t

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 1, 2019

Yet https://t.co/b469KC2OCA

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) November 1, 2019

I think even the upper tiers of Florida Man are looking at the new arrival and muttering, “There goes the neighbourhood”.

— Tim O'Connor (@timoconnorbl) November 1, 2019

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Open Thread: Occam’s Razor Suggests He *Is* That Dumb…

by Anne Laurie|  October 30, 201911:50 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Because of wow., Impeachment Inquiry, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?

… And his fellow Repubs ain’t looking too smart right now, either.

To quote John Adams (born OTD in 1735):

“The most abandoned minds are ingenious in contriving excuses for their crimes.” https://t.co/acy22btnjJ

— Windsor Mann (@WindsorMann) October 30, 2019

WSJ ed board: Trump's too inept for a quid pro quo.

Trump: ‘What are they talking about, if I wanted to do quid pro quo, I would’ve done the damn quid pro quo.’https://t.co/JZWPUcR7Li

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) October 30, 2019

… The [Wall Stree Journal]’s esteemed board argued that any talk of impeaching Trump is silly, in large part, because this president is likely too bumbling to execute that kind of scandalous quid pro quo.

“Intriguingly, Mr. [Bill] Taylor says in his statement that many people in the administration opposed the [Rudy] Giuliani effort, including some in senior positions at the White House,” the editorial board wrote. “This matters because it may turn out that while Mr. Trump wanted a quid-pro-quo policy ultimatum toward Ukraine, he was too inept to execute it. Impeachment for incompetence would disqualify most of the government, and most presidents at some point or another in office.”

Trump, a routine morning reader and skimmer of several newspapers’ print editions, saw this editorial—which was obviously meant to defend him—last week. And the president promptly began complaining about it to some of those close to him…

“He was clearly unhappy. He did not like the word ‘inept,’” the first source added…

This is Bill Taylor:

In a previously unreported exchange, Schiff asked Taylor if deal was essentially that Zelensky needed to announce investigations and he would get WH visit and security assistance. Schiff asked, "Isn't that the very definition of a quid pro quo?"
"I don't speak Latin," Taylor said

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) October 30, 2019


(Okay, maybe that was meant for sarcasm… )

“I am not too dumb to do crimes,” is a cool claim from a President. https://t.co/DGR4ZauLXq

— Schooley (@Rschooley) October 30, 2019

So basically we just keep calling him stupid and he’ll confess to everything he’s been accused of and stuff we don’t even know about yet. Easy enough.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) October 30, 2019

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