Oh hello, brains! Why are you blown all over my wall?
Oh mah gah. These people are in charge of the House of Representatives. May Bieber have mercy on our souls.
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What is it about this guy that makes me want to punch him directly in the face?
Oh yeah, the fact that he’s a total fucking idiot. (And, frankly, he looks like a child molester. He’s got a white van, I bet.) I do love watching LOD reveal this numbnut for the numbnut that he is. And “Goodlatte”? What the hell kind of name is that for a Teabagger? You should be a goddamn liberal democrat from New Haven. Get some book learnin’, name your daughter Arugula, and then you’ll be one of us elitist enlightened ones, with our fancy mustard and penchant for elitist roughage.
Arugula Goodlatte. Now that sounds like the name of the next Ani DiFranco. She’ll be a lesbian and make Daddy Teabucks cry.
Oy vey.
It’s going to be one of those days, folks. I can feel it.
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