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To the privileged, equality seems like oppression.

If you tweet it in all caps, that makes it true!

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

Keep the Immigrants and deport the fascists!

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

The world has changed, and neither one recognizes it.

That meeting sounds like a shotgun wedding between a shitshow and a clusterfuck.

“But what about the lurkers?”

“What are Republicans afraid of?” Everything.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Yeah, with this crowd one never knows.

They were going to turn on one another at some point. It was inevitable.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

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#FromFergusonToBerkeley: Is This What Democracy Looks Like?

by Elon James White|  December 9, 20141:00 pm| 5 Comments

This post is in: This Week In Blackness

The non-indictments of the cops responsible for killing Mike Brown and Eric Garner have continued to spark unrest around the country and Berkeley, California, has been no different. A huge protest on Saturday and continuing protests the last couple of days have resulted in arrests, broken store windows, images of more police violence, and the shutting down of the Freeway and BART:

As hundreds of protesters began marching through downtown Berkeley, the unrest that marked protests Saturday night was touched off again as someone smashed the window of a Radio Shack. When a protester tried to stop growing vandalism, he was hit with a hammer, Officer Jennifer Coats said.

Team Blackness discussed the imagery and co-option of this protest and how it compares to what is going on in Ferguson and New York. The show also covered racism within the Secret Service, resisting arrest rates within the NYPD, and Walmart taking a stand on the violence in Grand Theft Auto–but only in Australia.

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The Senate Torture Report Summary

by Betty Cracker|  December 9, 201411:41 am| 181 Comments

This post is in: War

The report summary has been released, and you can read it here. Early reports from news organizations that saw an advance copy depict utterly depraved, immoral and illegal behavior by CIA operatives, carried out in our name. But we knew that. Kudos to the Obama administration and Senate Democrats for releasing the summary, however belatedly and redacted.

ETA: The more I read the report summary, the more convinced I am that the CIA should be disbanded. Just burn it down and start over. Despite its massive budget, extraordinary reach and absurd amount of autonomy, it hasn’t been very effective anyway.

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Prosecuting The Police

by Zandar|  December 9, 20148:23 am| 65 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Post-racial America, Shitty Cops

New York Attorney General Eric Schniederman wants special prosecutor authority to go after police for killing unarmed civilians, but there’s a hell of a lot standing in his way: Republicans controlling the state Senate, NYC district attorney offices, NYPD police unions and who knows where Gov. Cuomo will come down on the subject.

While the Assembly, dominated by Democrats, has passed bills in the past allowing the attorney general to investigate and prosecute alleged police misconduct, similar measures have failed to advance in the Senate, where Republicans were recently elected to a clear majority. On Monday, Scott Reif, a spokesman for the Senate Republican leader, Dean G. Sklelos of Long Island, had no immediate comment on the attorney general’s proposal.

The governor’s office also had a measured response to the attorney general, who has had an often chilly relationship with Mr. Cuomo. In a statement, Melissa DeRosa, Mr. Cuomo’s communications director, said the attorney general’s proposal was being reviewed, even as the governor pursued a “broader approach that seeks to ensure equality and fairness in our justice system.”

The proposal received immediate pushback from police unions and several district attorneys in New York City, particularly in Brooklyn, where a grand jury will soon be impaneled to hear evidence in the fatal shooting of an unarmed man by an officer patrolling with his gun drawn.

Describing himself as “adamantly opposed,” the Brooklyn district attorney,Kenneth P. Thompson, said in a statement that the voters elected him “to keep them safe from all crimes, including those of police brutality.”

District attorneys in the Bronx and Queens also defended their ability to prosecute cases involving police officers, while the Manhattan district attorney has said, in general, he would remain open to discussing the idea but has expressed reservations about special prosecutors’ lack of accountability.

A spokesman for the Staten Island district attorney, whose office presented Mr. Garner’s death to a grand jury but did not secure an indictment, declined to comment.

Now I’m automatically leery of any “Special Prosecutors” in a general sense, they’re almost always political witch hunt tools.  I’m not sure where Schniederman is going on this, other than the fact that Gov. Cuomo has proven that being a New York’s Attorney General and being in the news a lot for high-profile cases is a pretty good path to the Governor’s mansion.

On the other hand, actually indicting cops for killing unarmed people and making those cops face actual legal consequences is at some point going to be necessary to stop this police brutality idiocy. It will help dial down this mentality where black and Latino neighborhoods are seen as hostile territory that needs paramilitary pacification, too.

If that’s the outcome of all this, then by all means give Schniederman his chance to do the right thing. I don’t have a lot of hope however.  There’s too much opportunity for grandstanding here with this.  The federal investigation into the Garner case I have more faith in but even that has a political component to it now with Brooklyn US Attorney Loretta Lynch being tapped as Eric Holder’s replacement.

We’ll see where this goes, if anywhere.

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Late Night Open Thread: The Klown Kar Kavalcade Rolls Onward

by Anne Laurie|  December 9, 20143:22 am| 92 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2016, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Go Fuck Yourself, Republican Crime Syndicate - aka the Bush Admin.

Understatement RT @mmurraypolitics: 3 estab favs in NYT piece don't have super fav/unfav Jeb: 26-33 Nov Christie: 29-29 Nov Mitt: 32-39 Sep

— Steven Lombardo (@LombardoSteven) December 8, 2014

If they weren’t quite so malevolent, and didn’t have so much money to waste, I could almost feel sorry for these guys. In the NYTimes, “G.O.P. Donors Seek to Narrow Field of Presidential Candidates to One“:

Dozens of the Republican Party’s leading presidential donors and fund-raisers have begun privately discussing how to clear the field for a single establishment candidate to carry the party’s banner in 2016, fearing that a prolonged primary would bolster Hillary Rodham Clinton, the likely Democratic candidate.

The conversations, described in interviews with a variety of the Republican Party’s most sought-after donors, are centered on the three potential candidates who have the largest existing base of major contributors and overlapping ties to the top tier of those who are uncommitted: Gov. Chris Christie of New Jersey, former Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida and Mitt Romney.

All three are believed to be capable of raising the roughly $80 million in candidate and “super PAC” money that many Republican strategists and donors now believe will be required to win their party’s nomination.

But the reality of all three candidates vying for support has dismayed the party’s top donors and “bundlers,” the volunteers who solicit checks from networks of friends and business associates. They fear being split into competing camps and raising hundreds of millions of dollars for a bloody primary that will injure the party’s eventual nominee — or pave the way for a second-tier candidate without enough mainstream appeal to win the general election…

Problem is, guys, nobody likes your “favorites” — not even you, if you’re gonna be honest. Maybe you should do something semi-honest for the first time in your miserable lives, and simply start bidding against each other for independent Repub voters’ ballots. Hey, it worked in the British Parliament back when England had an Empire…

Speaking of unloveable candidates, my cold heart is thrilled to hear that Willard Romney is still making life harder for “his” party…

Many donors said they believed that Mr. Romney was likely to wait until late summer to decide whether to enter the race, while Mr. Christie could make a decision much sooner. That could leave elite bundlers — already jockeying for status and rank within the campaigns’ likely finance operations — in an awkward position if Mr. Romney does not run.

“When you get that call” to commit to Mr. Bush or Mr. Christie, said one prominent Republican fund-raiser, “the answer to that question is yes.”…

They’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse!

Big if– nope, can't do it. RT @ZekeJMiller Neil Bush says Jeb should run http://t.co/YT8frnmB1c

— Daniel Drezner (@dandrezner) December 8, 2014

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The CIA Torture Report: It Won’t Shock “Our Enemies”

by Anne Laurie|  December 8, 20148:28 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Foreign Affairs, War on Terror aka GSAVE®, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Security Theatre

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Looks like I may get my despairing wish — operative status (another 1970s reference) is that Secretary of State Kerry’s Friday call to Feinstein was just touching base with a valued former colleague,“raising the ongoing issues that might be affected”. So, despite siren-loud dogwhistling about ‘blowback’ from all the predictable suspects, reports are that the heavily redacted Executive Summary of the CIA Torture Report will be released tomorrow:

White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest confirmed that the Senate Intelligence Committee will release a controversial report on the CIA’s enhanced interrogation methods on Tuesday despite concerns raised by Secretary of State John Kerry, who echoed the sentiments of other critics.

“The administration has been for months preparing for the release of this report,” Earnest told reporters Monday. “There are some indications that this – that the release of the report could lead to a greater risk that is posed to U.S. facilities and individuals all around the world. So the administration has taken the prudent steps to ensure that the proper security precautions are in place at U.S. facilities around the globe.”

He added that the administration “strongly supports” the release of the declassified summary, which runs 480 pages (the report itself is about 6,000)…

No idea whether media “pushback” actually had any effect on this, but I don’t regret what I published on Friday, and I wanted to share Daniel Drezner’s most excellent ridicule of “the insane narrative you are supposed to believe about the torture report“:

… I’m sure that Rogers and Hayden are smart men, and I’m also sure that current intelligence officials have been making the same claims anonymously to reporters. But to suggest that this Senate report will really tip the scales when it comes to the United States’ enemies rallying support, you have to believe that the following exchange is happening somewhere in the Middle East:

ABDUL: Ahmed, why won’t you come with me to attack the infidels? You are not outraged that the United States has invaded Afghanistan and Iraq and caused so much suffering in two Muslim countries?

AHMED: It’s not enough for me to take up arms.

ABDUL: You are not outraged that in the past three years the great Zionist oppressor has waged air campaigns against two Arab countries — Syria and Libya — and accomplished little but to extend the suffering of our Muslim brothers and sisters?

AHMED: It’s not enough for me to take up arms…

ABDUL: You are not outraged about all the stories of infidels torturing our Muslim brothers in Abu Ghraib, in Bagram, in Guantanamo Bay? The stories about infidel soldiers desecrating the Koran?

AHMED: It’s not enough for me to take up arms.

ABDUL: You are not outraged by the just-released Senate report about CIA torture?

AHMED: Wait, did you say ‘Senate report’? Okay, I will take up arms now…

The Nixon administration’s “secret” bombing of sites in Cambodia and Laos was no suprise to Cambodians, Laotians, the rest of Southeast Asia, or any American who’d been paying the most nominal attention to the nightly newscasts. The fact that, thirty years after Vietnam, “we tortured some folks“ is not going to come as a policy-changing surprise to any of America’s enemies, allies, or citizens — not even the ones who watch Fox News, who were rather pleased by the concept.

I still wish Senator Mark Udall would take his last chance to read the whole report into the record, but I’ll settle. As my Nana used to say, Tell the truth and shame the devil.

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Open Thread: Sometimes Training & Experience Provides A Market-Measurable Edge

by Anne Laurie|  December 8, 20145:52 pm| 125 Comments

This post is in: Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Our Failed Media Experiment, Schadenfreude

Over the weekend, Chris Hughes got the Washington Post to publish his self-justifying op-ed about dumping a bunch of boring print scriveners on the way to engineering a vertically integrated media platform… excuse me, “Crafting A Sustainable New Republic“:

… I’ve never bought into the Silicon Valley outlook that technological progress is pre-ordained or good for everyone. I don’t share the unbridled, Panglossian optimism and casual disdain for established institutions and tradition of many technologists. New technologies and start-ups excite and animate me, but they don’t always make our lives or institutions better. That’s one of the many reasons why I bought the New Republic — to preserve and invest in an important institution in a time of great technological change. Its voice and values have been important for a century, and technology should be used not to transform it but to develop and amplify its influence…

Dana Milbank — who used to be paid to write for TNR, and is now paid to write for the Washington Post — is not happy with Chris Hughes. “TNR Is Dead, Thanks to Its Owner“:

… After just two years, Hughes decided that saving long-form journalism was just too hard. He declared that the 100-year-old journal of opinion would become a technology company, and he brought in a new CEO who literally proposed that writers team up with engineers to make “widgets” for TNR’s website….

Hughes is no Lippmann; he’s a callow man who accidentally became rich – to the tune of some $700 million – because he had the luck of being Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg’s roommate at Harvard. Hughes seemed intent on proving he could be a success in his own right, but it hasn’t happened. He created a “cause-oriented social network,” Jumo, in 2010, but when it didn’t take off, he was done with it in 2011. He turned out to be no more devoted to TNR…

… When he took over in 2012, he fired the magazine’s business staff, hiring instead a Harvard friend with no media experience. He had no interest in the work needed to woo advertisers. He redesigned the website himself; it looked good but didn’t work well. He tried to eliminate landline phones, seeing no reason why reporters might need them. And his spending spree caused annual losses to swell from $1 million when he bought the struggling magazine (he was its fifth owner in a decade) to $5 million…

Hughes lashed out in a group email to staff because senior editor (and former Post reporter) Alec MacGillis had dared to propose writing a piece about Apple avoiding taxes just after Apple’s Tim Cook had come out of the closet. Hughes shot back that “Apple has acted squarely within the law” and that MacGillis’s argument would be “tone deaf.” MacGillis quickly backed off, but Hughes did not, writing twice more to defend Apple’s tax strategy and to call Cook “incredibly heroic” for coming out.

After Hughes’s husband lost by 30 points in what should have been a close race in a swing district, it became an open secret that Hughes was done with the New Republic. At a lavish 100th-anniversary gala for the magazine at the Mellon Auditorium Nov. 19, Hughes did the seating chart himself – and he put most of the magazine staff at tables in the back. He told junior staffers they could not bring guests to the event, and he reacted furiously when one politely asked if she could bring her fiancé who had given the magazine pro bono advice on social media strategy.

Two weeks later, Foer, after learning of his firing second-hand, called Hughes, who claimed, absurdly, that it was “Guy’s decision.” In a Hughes op-ed published by the Post Sunday night, after the staff walkout and withdrawal of articles by outside contributors forced him to suspend publication, Hughes said that the New Republic should “become a sustainable business and not position ourselves to rely on the largesse of an unpredictable few.”

An unpredictable few? The magazine relied on an unpredictable one – him – and he failed it…

Speaking of click metrics, I had to hunt the WaPo site for Hughes’s op-ed, but Milbank’s post is at the top of the “Most Read Opinions” sidebar. Sometimes hiring a task-specific professional might be a smart business choice, I guess.
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Other than cheering from the sidelines, what’s on the agenda for the evening?

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I’ll Have The Snake ‘n’ Onions

by Zandar|  December 8, 20144:31 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: Gamer Dork, Open Threads

If you’re resorting to throwing about reptiles like live grenades in order to win your argument, I’m not sure your argument is worth winning.

A live snake was tossed over the counter at a Tim Hortons in Saskatoon this morning during an argument over onions.

Two 20-year-old men engaged in a heated debate this morning with a worker at the restaurant over sandwich toppings. They wanted diced onions, and the restaurant does not dice its onions.

As the argument escalated at the restaurant in the 600 block of 22nd Street West, one of the men reached into the pocket of his friend’s coat, pulled out a live snake and threw it behind the counter. Staff members fled the store in fear.

“Obviously, [the workers] were very frightened,” said police spokeswoman Alyson Edwards. “There was quite a lot of screaming going on.”

Now, the cops busted these two guys shortly thereafter (and yes the snake is okay, it was a non-poisonous garter snake) and I do have to wonder why you would keep a live snake in your coat in Saskatoon in December.

But I have to admit, any readers like myself who have ever done any tabletop RPGs (or some of the daffier computer point-and-click adventure games) will immediately go “Emergency Distraction Snake(tm)? That’s not only completely valid but a brilliant idea. I’m going to use this.”

Open Thread otherwise.

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