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This has so much WTF written all over it that it is hard to comprehend.

The current Supreme Court is a dangerous, rogue court.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

If you are still in the gop, you are either an extremist yourself, or in bed with those who are.

Jesus watching the most hateful people claiming to be his followers

He really is that stupid.

Republicans are the party of chaos and catastrophe.

Not rolling over. fuck you, make me.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Giving in to doom is how we fail to fight for ourselves & one another.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

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John Lewis’s Speech at the 1963 March on Washington

by Adam L Silverman|  December 29, 201910:02 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: America, Civil Rights, Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Silverman on Security

If you’ve not seen the news yet today, Congressman John Lewis has been diagnosed with stage IV pancreatic cancer. That is not good news. He is already receiving treatment. Here is his statement:

“I have been in some kind of fight – for freedom, equality, basic human rights – for nearly my entire life. I have never faced a fight quite like the one I have now.

“This month in a routine medical visit, and subsequent tests, doctors discovered Stage IV pancreatic cancer. This diagnosis has been reconfirmed.

“While I am clear-eyed about the prognosis, doctors have told me that recent medical advances have made this type of cancer treatable in many cases, that treatment options are no longer as debilitating as they once were, and that I have a fighting chance. 

“So I have decided to do what I know to do and do what I have always done: I am going to fight it and keep fighting for the Beloved Community. We still have many bridges to cross. 

“To my constituents: being your representative in Congress is the honor of a lifetime. I will return to Washington in coming days to continue our work and begin my treatment plan, which will occur over the next several weeks. I may miss a few votes during this period, but with God’s grace I will be back on the front lines soon. 

“Please keep me in your prayers as I begin this journey.”

Here is Congressman Lewis addressing the March on Washington.

Open thread!

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Election Year Open Thread: Biden’s An Old Pro At This

by Anne Laurie|  December 29, 20196:10 pm| 307 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2020, Open Threads

.@JoeBiden’s release of his bundlers at 9:30 on a Friday night during the dead period between Christmas and New Year’s is one of the most epic news dumps in recent memory. https://t.co/wvRQxgtwyS

— Kevin Robillard (@Robillard) December 28, 2019

I was looking for a less entendre-friendly title, but… Joe is what he is. And proud of it, bless the man.

It still feels to me like he’ll blow up his nomination, because that’s been his track record. But this is a brave new century, so maybe my cynicism is misplaced!

As long as he picks a decent younger candidate for his VP (psst: KAMALA HARRIS, Joe), I’ve steeled myself to cheer for President Biden. Joe 2020: YOUR CHOICE COULD BE SO MUCH WORSE

#BREAKING VIDEO OF @JoeBiden praising HRC

“Hillary Clinton was the single most qualified person on the fact of it to run for president that we’ve had, period. It wasn’t that she didn’t have all these ideas. She did. But the press, you didn’t cover it.”pic.twitter.com/7NDqgSokCa

— BidenExpress (@biden_express) December 29, 2019

Politico, at the beginning of December — “Biden struts as his rivals bite the dust”:

… The chest-thumping two months before the Feb. 3 caucuses is a risky approach for Biden, given the fluidity of the race, especially in Iowa, where Biden has steadily lost ground in polling since January. And historically, Iowa voters have demonstrated their willingness to make last-minute shifts, falling away from a safe bet or getting behind a relative unknown, just before the caucuses.

But despite his wobbly debate performances, lackluster fundraising and verbal mishaps, Biden is still standing. And nationally, he’s still leading in the polls…

“Biden’s been in the race since April, and despite ups and downs, and many gaffes and missteps, and attacks by many of the other candidates, he’s still standing as the overall frontrunner,” said Garry South, a Democratic political consultant from California who long expressed doubts about his home state senator’s presidential bid. “So there’s something to crow about, I would say.”…

Biden’s confidence also rests on his position in South Carolina and a raft of Southern Super Tuesday states that include more diverse populations and more conservative Democrats. To that end, Biden said Monday, if he faltered in Iowa, he could still win the nomination. But if he won Iowa, Biden argued he’d be almost unstoppable.

And Biden said he doesn’t see anyone even close to him in South Carolina polling who could surge even if they won Iowa.

“There is no one else who is in a position to all of a sudden to do what Barack [Obama] was able to do,” he said. “I think even if we didn’t do well in Iowa, we’re still way in the game in terms of where we are on Super Tuesday and where we’ll be in South Carolina and Nevada. I feel confident about those two, and I don’t see something fundamentally shifting.”…

1. @randallwoodfin said it. 2. My parents are in Atlanta with me. SC supervoters. I asked about the primary. Their respose: we don't talk about it anymore since Kamala left. It's all Joe. Copy and paste through Super Tuesday and thru late March.

— Jarrod Loadholt (@JarrodLoadholt) December 23, 2019

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Repub Stupidity Open Thread: Daft Days

by Anne Laurie|  December 29, 20192:07 pm| 186 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Assholes, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

In 18th century English, the period around Christmastime—and in particular, the days between Christmas Day and New Years—were known as the ‘Daft Days’. pic.twitter.com/YWXBl2kS2w

— Haggard Hawks ?? (@HaggardHawks) December 28, 2019

What if the overt cretinism of the TrumpCelebs is a deliberate flex — a sort of “fuck you, we’ve got our crowd so locked down that we can use total imbeciles as our leaders and still keep our fans cheering, they’re that loyal” https://t.co/70ehTrjhGG

— TwoArticleHat (@Popehat) December 28, 2019

It's also a way for the in group to signal their commitment. By publicly embracing stupidity they demonstrate their willingness to abandon their dignity for the group. Kind of like how you have to kill someone to join the crips.

— Fyodor (@Fyodor32768) December 28, 2019

My teenage brothers and their friends used to challenge each other to stunts like mooning drivers on the Major Deegan Expressway from an extremely rickety overpass. But they were teenagers, and mostly working on imagined future careers as alcoholics. They expected to be ‘rewarded’, if caught, with a smack upside the head — the stupid stunting was bonding over their self-professed goals of being public losers. They weren’t highly-educated professional political operatives.

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The Unsquarable Circle (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  December 29, 201911:59 am| 143 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality

One time at a fancy cocktail party, I dropped a forkful of marinara-soaked eggplant on my snowy white shirt, square between the boobs. I tried using napkins and club soda to remove the stain, but it was hopeless. I spent the rest of the evening holding my jacket shut or standing around with my arms folded across my chest at an unnaturally high angle. It was awkward.

Republicans have a similar embarrassing stain to conceal, only it’s a braying orange lout with sole control of a terrifying nuclear arsenal. Elected Republicans have been trying to pretend iPOTUS isn’t a compromised nutbag for a few years now. Some say he’s getting worse. Maybe, but he’s always been a crackpot. I think what’s really getting worse is the challenge of keeping Trump’s insanity under wraps. Por exemplo:

In the weeks leading up to their impeachment trial, senators on Capitol Hill are actively avoiding meeting with President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani—partly because they fear he might try to pass off Russian conspiracy theories as fact, according to interviews with more than half a dozen Republican and Democratic lawmakers and aides…

Giuliani updated Trump, according to two individuals with knowledge of their conversation, and said publicly the president asked him to brief Republican senators about the information he gathered.

“He wants me to do it,” Giuliani told The Washington Post in an interview earlier this month. “I’m working on pulling it together and hope to have it done by the end of the week.”

Since then, though, various lawmakers, as well as administration officials and national security brass, have privately expressed concerns about Giuliani’s latest Ukraine jaunt, given that the Trump lawyer’s efforts are what helped create this Ukraine scandal and get the president impeached in the first place. Both Democrat and Republican senators have steered clear of the president’s personal attorney over concern that the information he is trying to disseminate originated from figures in Ukraine known for spinning the truth or spreading outright lies.

“He has not shared any of that information with me,” said Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) about the information Giuliani obtained overseas. “My advice to Giuliani would be to share what he got from Ukraine with the IC [intelligence community] to make sure it’s not Russia propaganda. I’m very suspicious of what the Russians are up to all over the world.”

You don’t say, you pusillanimous piss-wank. Anyhoo, good luck covering up that stain!

Open thread.

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Thank You, WaterGirl!

by Anne Laurie|  December 29, 20194:19 am| 194 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats, Nature & Respite

Sunday Morning Garden Chat 2

Along with everything else, for this morning’s respite:

Watergirl - peonies & allium

If I had enough space, I would have tree peonies everywhere! Except it would be sad to do that, because they last such a short amount of time, and it always seems like we get a hard rain and the blooms are destroyed. I may have to rig up some sort of umbrella this spring to protect them when the inevitable rain comes the day after the blooms open!

Sunday Morning Garden Chat 3

WaterGirl - tree peony

The tree peonies are all from the same plant. The blooms seem to open all at once – there’s none of this a few blooms open at a time stuff.

Sunday Morning Garden Chat

The darker pink peony cost me $4 at an “it’s the end of the season and these perennials are all very sad so please buy them at this ridiculously low price” sale one year.

The tag didn’t say what color it was, how big it would get, or anything. In fact, I’m pretty sure there was no tag at all. But how can you go wrong for $4?

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A gardening philosophy after my own heart!

Already starting to get Spring 2020 catalogs in the (snail) mail, and trying to resist their charms. Got a few perennials reserved from last Fall already, and I really want to concentrate on digging up & replanting all my irises and daylilies, because they need it badly. (Especially the raised bed where the species irises have out-competed the expensive named hemerocallis.)

What’s going on in your garden (planning), this week?

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Saturday Night Horrorshow Open Thread: YOUUUKRANE!!!!

by Anne Laurie|  December 28, 201910:38 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Grifters Gonna Grift, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome

What Rudy Giuliani’s version of reality looks like from Ukraine https://t.co/brQUhHTSgY

— toomas hendrik ilves (@IlvesToomas) December 27, 2019

Not much joy in sercon dissection of the latest foreign policy revelations at this hour on a holiday weekend, but: This man is still, theoretically, the Oval Office Occupant’s personal lawyer.

Earlier this month, Rudolph W. Giuliani made an unexpected trip to Ukraine, accompanied by a TV crew from One America News Network (OAN), a little-known American channel to the right of Fox News. Giuliani’s mission was to exonerate his client, President Trump, of the charge in the articles of impeachment that he tried to bribe Ukrainian officials into investigating Joe Biden ahead of the 2020 election, and to dig up incriminating information on Biden and his son Hunter.

The documentary of that trip has now been released, and it tells a truly fantastic tale, as presented by OAN correspondent Chanel Rion. As she and Giuliani tried to uncover the truth, Rion claimed, 1,000 Ukrainian troops were deployed in Kyiv as part of an effort to find them. Once they were found, they raced to the airport, where Jewish Ukrainian oligarch Viktor Pinchuk and Jewish businessman and philanthropist George Soros were waiting for them with “human Dobermans in little black Mercedes.”

For journalists like me who have lived and worked in Ukraine for years, these claims were comical. Kyiv’s main international airport is about as much of a hub for intrigue as La Guardia. There is no evidence of a mobilization of Ukrainian troops in Kyiv while Giuliani and Co. were there. Soros does not live in Ukraine and hasn’t visited since 2016, and no one else has reported Pinchuk lurking at the airport. (Rion later tried to hedge her claim about Pinchuk and Soros, if only halfheartedly.)…

On cable news shows and Twitter, Giuliani has been echoing the same outlandish claims made by the documentary. He stated that one former Ukrainian prosecutor they spoke to who had proof of a Biden conspiracy had been poisoned with mercury, died twice and been revived. With Trump putting on pressure, the Senate Judiciary Committee has agreed to hear Giuliani and his evidence. In short, Giuliani’s claims about information coming from Ukraine look like they are going to become ammunition for Trump’s eventual impeachment trial in the Senate…

Man who wrote the tweet at the top is a former president of Estonia, where they don’t have our (literally) insular privilege to treat all this as a wacky TV serial.

perhaps just a bit senile in his dotage

— toomas hendrik ilves (@IlvesToomas) December 27, 2019

“Giuliani offered no proof of his allegations and he’s sought to blame on Soros in previous media appearances.” pic.twitter.com/057z1jbRBs

— Molly Jong-Fast (@MollyJongFast) December 23, 2019

Also, Rudy has a new “communications director”:

Here is Rudy's director of communications and traveling companion. Recalls Maria Butina.
Christianné Allen is the 20-year-old Director of Communications for Rudy Giuliani. She has not yet graduated from college. pic.twitter.com/BgqhLkSWXm

— GrassRootsGuy (@GrassRootsGuy) December 21, 2019


Additional nightmare fuel, via Politico: The mystery of Rudy Giuliani’s spokeswoman. Over the river and off the map!

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Bret Stephens Was Never a Bedbug, Just an Overprivileged, Mediocre Asshole

by Adam L Silverman|  December 28, 20198:00 pm| 124 Comments

This post is in: America, Domestic Politics, Media, Open Threads, Politics, Religion, Silverman on Security

Bret Stephens, last seen passive aggressively picking a fight by calling someone who is Jewish an anti-Semite and, like someone named Karen, demanding to see that person’s manager (contacting the provost of  the university of the professor who called him out on his stupidity), has written something VERY STUPID again! This is what we call a day ending in day.

It isn’t just that Stephens professionally lived down to his overprivileged mediocrity again, it’s that by doing so he both reinforced an anti-Semitic stereotype and did so by citing really bad research conducted by highly credentialed non subject matter experts that promotes racism, homophobia, and anti-Semitism. Joshua Benton does the debunking for us:

Bret Stephens cites a Henry Harpending paper in his "Jewish genius" column https://t.co/LQpug2ouKx

Here's an @nytopinion piece from *just last year* noting Henry Harpending was a white supremacist nut about this stuff https://t.co/0b5mBCwP0c pic.twitter.com/k3wY0I8EG6

— Joshua Benton (@jbenton) December 28, 2019

Cochran describes homosexuality as brain damage — but, hey, only "limited and focused" brain damage.

He says his theory is the only theory that "makes good evolutionary sense" that has ever been proposed. pic.twitter.com/1Qf1F5sQW3

— Joshua Benton (@jbenton) December 28, 2019

If you're wondering what in Cochran's educational background prepares him to speculate on Jewish IQs and gay viruses, the answer's "not much."

He has a PhD — in physics. He works in optics. But hey, "in recent years he has become interested in modern biology." pic.twitter.com/B54Slq7i0f

— Joshua Benton (@jbenton) December 28, 2019

Finally, just because I had the tab open, old man Harpending said women have one-night stands with Chads so they can get more shoes, because SCIENCE https://t.co/UyEKlg7aB7 pic.twitter.com/iRPUJajiKb

— Joshua Benton (@jbenton) December 28, 2019

I know I keep writing this here, and, I’m sure, I’m going to have to keep writing it, but Jews are not a distinct ethno-national group. Jews belong to a distinct primary religion that minimizes, and has minimized for almost 2,000 years as a survival strategy, conversion. As a result, Jews as a minority religious group, have a very distinct religious culture. And this religious culture also has several very distinct sub-cultures. One thing that the religious culture and sub-cultures of Jews and Judaism places an emphasis on is education and study. For the most devout this is first and foremost the study of Torah – Jewish Law as delineated in the 613 commandments in the Five Books of Moses/Pentateuch. For less devout Jews, this emphasis on education and study can be far more varied, which is why you will see Jewish Americans over represented in a number of fields like academia, law, and medicine. All fields and disciplines that require significant study and education.

Jewish Americans are overrepresented in these areas not because of any genetic differences. Other than among a small subset of Jews, specifically those who can document descent from the priestly religious caste known as kohanim (priests), there aren’t any real genetic differences between Jews who come from Europe (Ashkenazi Jews) and other Europeans, Jews who trace their descent from the Iberian Peninsula* (Sephardi Jews), Middle Eastern/Arab Jews (Mizrahi) Jews, Southeast Asian Jews, and Asian Jews from other Europeans, Spanish and Portuguese people, other Middle Easterners and Arabs, and other Southeast Asians, and Asians. There are three exceptions. All Jews share some genetic markers in common with Middle Eastern and southeast Mediterranean populations such as the Palestinians**, other Levantines like the Druze***, and Cypriots****. Given that the religion originated among a tribal people in the Levant, this makes perfect sense. The second is among the Ethiopian Jews, known in Ethiopia as Falasha and among themselves as the Beta Israel have some unique genetic markers most likely tied to the communities ultimate origins outside of Ethiopia followed by over a millennia worth of intermarriage with the local population. The third is among Jews of European descent whose ancestors, as a result of periods of forced isolation in shtetls and ghettos resulting from anti-Semitism, developed a propensity to the genetic disorder known as Tay-Sachs.

That’s it. Jews, like Christians, Muslims, Hindus, Buddhists, Sikhs, Taoists, Jains – religions that all have specific cultures and sub-cultures, as well as agnostics, and atheists, which also have specific cultures and sub-cultures, aren’t any smarter or any dumber than anyone else. And the same goes when comparing across the religion that is Judaism to the ethno-nationalities of parts of Europe, Africa, the Middle East, Central, Southeast, and East Asia, Central and South America, and the Caribbean. There are smart Jews, there are stupid Jews, there are average Jews, there are good Jews, there are bad Jews, there are socially aware and responsible Jews and there are Jews who are racists and bigots and homophobes. Just as there are within every other religion. Whether they are primary religions like Judaism and Hinduism or secondary religions like Christianity, Islam, and Buddhism.

It’s pretty obvious what type of person, let alone Jew, Brett Stephens is.

Open thread.

(I apologize if I managed to leave your religion of choice off my list above.)

* There are some theories that the Palestinians are the descendants of some of the Judaeans who did not go into exile after the destruction of the 2nd Temple by the Romans. Rather they stayed in Roman occupied and administered Philistia (Palestine) and, over time, became Christian as the Roman Empire became Christian. Then, with the rise of Islam, the majority of them became Muslim. This would make perfect sense given what we know about the patterns of religious conversations in the Levant, Asia Minor, the trans-Caucuses, and southern and southeastern Europe with the spread of Christianity and then Islam through these regions.

** Given that there is very little publicly known, let alone documented, about the Druze and their religion as they keep their ritual life hidden from non-Druze and will often claim to not be Druze at all when dealing with other Druze, but Israeli, Palestinian, Lebanese, Jewish, Christian, and/or Muslim – it is not surprising that there would be some common heritage within the Levant. I know two Druze, or, rather, two people I think are Druze, but I can’t prove it and I’m not going to pester them about it.

*** There is speculation, based on historical records, that at least one of the Twelve Tribes of Israel, the Tribe of Dan, was actually a Greek speaking sea faring people originally known as the Danutu. This tribe was absorbed into the Israelite kinship and cultic community. Interestingly, the Beta Israel of Ethiopia claim partial descent from the Tribe of Dan.

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