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Pre-Debate Lady & The Tramp Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  September 10, 20248:21 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I laughed so loud in public when I read this that someone turned around to look at me!

Disney hosting the POTUS debate tonight and not calling it “Lady and the Tramp”…feels like a missed opportunity.

— Smite ⚡️ (@7Smite4) September 10, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 930: Ukrainian Drones Fly Far

by Adam L Silverman|  September 10, 20248:07 pm| 9 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Iran, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Three quick housekeeping notes. First, Rosie is doing great on her week off. Thank you for all the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations.

Second, it may be Tuesday, but I’m fried. So, just the basics again tonight.

Third, AlaskaReader you are most welcome. You say thank you every night long after I’ve gone to bed, so I wanted to make sure you got a proper reply.

Vnukovo, Domodedovo, and Zhukovsky airports in Moscow halted flights after 100+ drones flew 800 km deep into Russia. Russia seems far more invested in daily bombing of Ukrainian cities than in its own air defense pic.twitter.com/9f01ZO44dc

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) September 10, 2024

That should cause some puckering in Moscow.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Tuesday Night Open Thread- Debate Edition

by John Cole|  September 10, 20247:54 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Had a good day at the gym today- walked about five miles and spent some time on this machine that is like a stationary bike but for your arms- really good for my shoulders. On the way home I stopped at Los Palmas Mexican grocery and picked up some tortillas and since it was three and I had not eaten, I got this beautiful burrito and coke for nine bucks:

Immigration is good. Full stop. This was nine dollars. pic.twitter.com/Nch2ykhnA2

— Cake or Death (@Johngcole) September 10, 2024

After that, I swung by the orchard and picked up some apples for mom, and got some sweet tangoes which are in early this year- according the the farmers who run the orchard, everything is in three weeks early, which was true here, too. All my apples were done by the second week of August. I had so many at once I dehydrated half of them.

At any rate, I am primed and ready for the debate. Just took an edible, have a half a burrito left from lunch, and a sweet tango and sweet maia ready to snack on during the debate.

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: And Another Thing…

by Anne Laurie|  September 10, 20246:43 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

We’re running this ad on Fox News this morning for no particular reason pic.twitter.com/3F77xxAiDG

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) September 10, 2024

Man, I dunno if she’s gonna win or lose but finally someone is standing up to this fuck to his face and hitting him right back.

Yes it was great to have Joe laugh at him and tell him to shut up.

But she’s going for the jugular. And I’m here for it. https://t.co/4RvMPp1zbp

— LadyGrey ???????????? (@TWLadyGrey) September 10, 2024

Say Middle Class Working Families a lot, Kamala. https://t.co/qE1fBd8RIK

— Clean Observer (@Hammbear2024) September 10, 2024

From the Philadelphia Inquirer, “If debate moderators want to hold Trump accountable, they need to ask him these questions”:

… Harris’ every response and clothing choice will be hyper-analyzed as she is pressed on a wide variety of issues, including crime, taxes, immigration, and abortion. But parsing Harris’ policy positions and pantsuit preferences seems trivial given her opponent lacks the character, temperament, and fitness to be president.

That’s why the biggest challenge on Tuesday falls to the debate moderators at ABC News, and subsequently the media at large. Will ABC’s Linsey Davis and David Muir press Trump to give substantive responses to their questions?…

This is not a comprehensive list, but here are questions the debate moderators and political reporters should ask Trump to help voters make their decision:

  • Federal investigators received classified intelligence that suggested the president of Egypt gave you a $10 million “cash bribe,” but your attorney general blocked the probe, according to the Washington Post. Democrats on the House Oversight Committee last week asked you to provide the funding source of a $10 million donation you gave your campaign around the same time and how it was repaid. Will you make that documentation public?
  • You have flip-flopped your position on abortion over the years, including saying you were “very pro-choice” and later claiming women who get abortions should be punished. Last month, you gave two different answers within 24 hours regarding Florida’s six-week abortion ban. Can you clarify your position and whether you support a national abortion ban?
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    New Boyfriends (Open Thread)

    by Betty Cracker|  September 10, 20242:41 pm| 247 Comments

    This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

    I hate shopping for clothes and have ordered pretty much everything I wear (except undergarments) from LL Bean for decades. But I had a pants incident recently that prompted an emergency shopping trip.

    Valued commenter Baud can’t relate, but those of us who regularly wear pants know that their primary function is to cover our butts and naughty bits, and my existing stock of pants were no longer reliably doing that because they’ve become too loose.

    I literally got pantsed in my own yard the other day while talking to our mail lady. One of the dogs excitedly (because of the presence of the mail lady, a favorite) ran up, put his front paws on my thigh and bounced off, causing my pants to fall down around my knees.

    I hauled them back up immediately, and the mail lady had the tact to pretend nothing happened, but it was embarrassing!

    Belts help with some pants, but I don’t want to wear belts all the time. So I broke down and went shopping for jeans that fit. I expected a giant hassle, but I discovered apparel called “boyfriend jeans” that fit great! I have no idea why they’re called that. But for the first time in 30 years, I have new boyfriends.

    Open thread!

    P.S. Still haven’t decided whether or not to watch the debate. Leaning toward skipping it so I don’t expose my eyes and ears to the sloshing orange bag of liposuction clinic medical waste.

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    Open Thread (and Quilt Drawing Postponed by a Day or Two)

    by WaterGirl|  September 10, 20241:48 pm| 36 Comments

    This post is in: Open Threads

    Keep the dream alive!

    Sorry guys, I have had too much going on, and the quilt drawing hasn’t happened yet.  I have a client deadline, so it will be another couple of days, I think.

    This whole “The number of hours in a day is finite” thing blows.

    Totally open thread!

     

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    Public Service Announcement

    by John Cole|  September 10, 202411:04 am| 278 Comments

    This post is in: Elections 2024

    You have absolutely no control over how Harris does in the debate tonight and regardless how she does the media and the right wing are going to shit all over her, so there is absolutely no fucking point spending your whole day stressing about it.

    This post is for me as much as it is for you.

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