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Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

The willow is too close to the house.

You’re just a puppy masquerading as an old coot.

Beware of advice from anyone for whom Democrats are “they” and not “we.”

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

Pessimism assures that nothing of any importance will change.

Historically it was a little unusual for the president to be an incoherent babbling moron.

“Can i answer the question? No you can not!”

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Come on, man.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

Is trump is trying to break black America over his knee? signs point to ‘yes’.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

We still have time to mess this up!

If you don’t believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love isn’t freedom, it is privilege.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

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Butter Lamb!

by Betty Cracker|  March 30, 202412:03 pm| 99 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

Here’s this year’s edition of my locally famous butter lamb:

Lamb made of butter for Easter table

As usual, I see only the flaws. For one thing, this one looks a bit haughty, perhaps owing to the camera angle. (Our kid has a saying: The higher the camera angle, the lower the self-esteem…)

Here’s a Wikipedia explainer for anyone who’s wondering what a butter lamb is. And here’s an illustrated tutorial I did in a blog post several years back.

I’ve been making butter lambs ever since one long-ago year my snowbird in-laws found themselves without southbound relatives visiting for Easter who could bring a store-bought version from a Buffalo supermarket and were unable to locate one for sale in Florida. So, probably for 15 or 20 years now. The lambs are simple to make if you’re determined and patient, and I look forward to doing it every year.

Since Easter 2020, we’ve dropped off the lamb for a feast we did not attend, but tomorrow we are dining with family again. We’ll get to enjoy the buttery sculpture on Easter rolls firsthand!

That’s all I got. Open thread!

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Will the Law Enforcement or the Secret Service Investigate This As They Would If Anyone Else Did It?

by WaterGirl|  March 30, 20249:59 am| 121 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I won’t link to the post or even put up a screen capture of the photo, but if anyone else posted an image of any elected official tied up in a truck – let alone the President of the United States – law enforcement would be on it in a hot minute.  This is so far over the line that you can’t even see the line from there.

Trump is a menace.  If Trump isn’t above the law, he will receive a law enforcement visit in response to this.

And if any judge in any Trump case doesn’t think they will be the next person in a similar image, they aren’t good at connecting dots.

As I have been saying since November 2016, this is not normal.

Open thread.

Update: Timill shared this most excellent piece on this subject from Joyce Vance.

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Stay Hopeful!

by Anne Laurie|  March 30, 20247:01 am| 101 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Elections 2024, Proud to Be A Democrat, Readership Capture, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It)

President Obama talked about what kept him up at night during the Trump administration at the fundraiser with Biden and Clinton last night and you really need to hear his answer. It’s incredibly well said. ?? pic.twitter.com/jDxDmx9lQS

— Harry Sisson (@harryjsisson) March 29, 2024


 
This is Dave Anderson’s bailiwick, but he’s got a lot on his plate, so I hope he won’t mind my posting it:

After a year of work, I can finally share what we’ve been up to @USDS

✅ 5M+ ppl will seamlessly keep their Medicaid coverage
✅ 1M+ ppl won’t lose their coverage for procedural reasons
✅ 2.5M+ hrs of paperwork burden cut

1/https://t.co/rDD7ZQ2aHa

— Luke Farrell (@ItsLukeFarrell) March 28, 2024

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Cold Grey Dawn Open Thread: In Elon’s Mind, We Are All NPCs

by Anne Laurie|  March 30, 20244:13 am| 52 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, MONSTERS

How do you lose an interview this badly to Don Lemon, of all people https://t.co/SM7NlzHqIi

— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) March 19, 2024

Maybe I’m just an aging Cynic, but it surprised me that none of the professional commentors I’ve read saw this clip and didn’t (ahem) grok that soutpiel Elon Musk lost it when a guy Musk perceived as Coloured didn’t automatically support him. Elon does not grant uppity not-Whites an audience! His minions failed him when they allowed this pretender into his magnificent domain!

NPCs are non-player characters — less-than-autonomous ‘filler’ in tabletop or video games, virtual-world spear-carriers. It’s become a gamer insult that ‘people who don’t agree with my opinions’ are ‘NPCs’… not actually human. Gosh, why would an Independent Thinker like Mr. Musk resort to neck-beard level slang like that?…

Easy to tell who is an NPC today pic.twitter.com/8u6IcUrehE

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 17, 2024

Sounds like the NPC chorus has some success. Did you watch the video? Trump is referring to job losses in the auto industry.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) March 17, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 765: Russia Is Attempting to Destroy Ukraine’s Power Generation System!

by Adam L Silverman|  March 29, 202410:11 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Silverman on Security, War in Ukraine

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Overnight, Russia once again struck the Dnipro Hydroelectric Power Plant. As well as power plants in Poltova and Cherkasy.

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1773602278391304499

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1773740610324766924

Ukrainian air defense once again did yeoman’s work.

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1773629771068363139

Overnight, russia launched another massive air attack on Ukrainian fuel and energy facilities.

The enemy attacked Ukraine with 60 Shahed UAVs and 39 missiles of various types.

Ukrainian air defenders shot down 84 aerial targets, including:
• 58 Shahed UAVs
• 17 Kh-101 cruise missiles
• 5 Kh-59 guided air missiles
• 4 Iskander-K cruise missiles.

We are grateful to our warriors for a job well done.
Ukraine needs more air defense systems from our partners, including Patriot air defense systems, to protect critical infrastructure and civilians from russian terror.

#RussiaIsATerroristState

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1773700385804583131

More on this after the jump.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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GOP Working the Refs Open Thread: Ronna Romney McDaniel, Sock Puppet

by Anne Laurie|  March 29, 20248:37 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Politics, Republican Venality, Our Failed Media Experiment

GOP Working the Refs Open Thread: Ronna <del>Romney</del> McDaniel, Sock Puppet

(Mike Luckovich via GoComics.com)

Political reporters apparently thinking that breaking news means having headlines spoon fed to you by political operatives explains a lot. https://t.co/os73z2kAOK

— Sasho Todorov (@SashoTodorov1) March 28, 2024

The thing to understand here is that the RNC absolutely does not care about McDaniel, who Trump just forced to resign.

This is all about exerting control over the media – sending a warning shot to all outlets that they’ll be punished if they don’t give in to GOP demands. https://t.co/fc7VGQRStu

— Susan J. Demas ?? (@sjdemas) March 29, 2024

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Tired Old Man

by John Cole|  March 29, 20247:34 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road"

I am struggling to make it to nine o clock before going to bed. Thought I would check in and say hi, but not much to say. Just really tired.

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