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The republican speaker is a slippery little devil.

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If rights aren’t universal, they are privilege, not rights.

You cannot shame the shameless.

Dear Washington Post, you are the darkness now.

This country desperately needs a functioning fourth estate.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Human rights are not a matter of opinion!

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

The most dangerous place for a black man in America is in a white man’s imagination.

They are lying in pursuit of an agenda.

Their boy Ron is an empty plastic cup that will never know pudding.

American history and black history cannot be separated.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

Within six months Twitter will be fully self-driving.

Is it irresponsible to speculate? It is irresponsible not to.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

In my day, never was longer.

Marge, god is saying you’re stupid.

Republicans in disarray!

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Late Night Open Thread: Gradually…

by Anne Laurie|  December 23, 202412:02 am| 131 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!

“Democrats, under the leadership of Hakeem Jeffries and Joe Biden, were able to avoid a shutdown and provide aid to those who needed it. In three months, Republicans under the leadership of Elon Musk and Donald Trump, must do the same.” Better version of this.

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— The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs.bsky.social) December 21, 2024 at 2:10 PM

Musk lost because he wanted a govt shutdown. Trump lost because he wanted to raise the debt ceiling to cut taxes for his donors. GOP in Congress lost because they’re a hot mess. Dems held strong & we didn’t close down the government. Sausage making is prettier.
Happy holidays!

— Rep. Mark Pocan (@pocan.house.gov) December 20, 2024 at 6:02 PM

“…Democrats are less willing to hurt people…”
This is a good thing. This is *why* I align politically where I do, why the democrats are preferable to the republicans. It’s like the most basic distillation of the reason.

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— The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs.bsky.social) December 21, 2024 at 12:50 PM

Yeah, fighting with one hand behind your back makes fights harder. Fighting to protect the people the other guy wants to hurt while also neutralizing him is a harder fight. But it’s what it means to try to be good.

— The Fig Economy (@figgityfigs.bsky.social) December 21, 2024 at 12:52 PM

Meanwhile…

more evidence that trump doesn’t have as much juice as people think!

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— jamelle (@jamellebouie.net) December 21, 2024 at 8:10 PM

All I ask is for Trump to have enough juice to really mess Musk up when he flies too close to the sun.

— Gluon Spring (@gluonspring.bsky.social) December 21, 2024 at 9:28 PM

we're getting signs of this from every direction. less than storming autocraft than decrepit replay barely able to call the shots in the first days.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm.bsky.social) December 21, 2024 at 8:14 PM

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War for Ukraine Day 1,033: Time for Someone’s Annual Review

by Adam L Silverman|  December 22, 20247:46 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

It looks like it’s time for the President-elect’s annual review:

⚡️Trump claims Putin wants to meet with him ‘as soon as possible’.

“President Putin said that he wants to meet with me as soon as possible. So we have to wait for this. But we need to end that horrible, horrible war.”

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— The Kyiv Independent (@kyivindependent.com) December 22, 2024 at 5:46 PM

From The Kyiv Independent:

U.S. President-elect Donald Trump on Dec. 22 said that Russian President Vladimir Putin wants to hold a meeting with him “as soon as possible.”

Trump delivered the remarks to conservative activisits at a rally in Phoenix, Arizona, where he celebrated his victory in the Nov. 5 presidential election.

“President Putin said that he wants to meet with me as soon as possible,” Trump claimed.

“So we have to wait for this. But we need to end that horrible, horrible war.”

Trump emphasized the heavy military losses incurred in the war and repeated his claims that Russia would not have launched the full-scale  invasion if he had been president in 2022.

“Millions of soldiers have died,” he said.

“We’ve got to stop it, it’s ridiculous. That war would have never happened if I was president.”

Earlier this week, Putin on Dec. 19 said that he was prepared to meet with Trump at “any time” to discuss ending the war in Ukraine.

Trump will take office on Jan 20, 2025. His return to the White House is expected to mark a significant shift in U.S. policy on Ukraine, with a focus on pressuring Kyiv to make a deal with Moscow.

President Volodymyr Zelensky met with Trump on Dec. 7 in Paris, along with French President Emmanuel Macron, in the leaders’ first in-person meeting since the election. Zelensky reported that he praised Trump during the meeting, telling him he was the only one Putin feared.

Following the meeting with Zelensky, Trump said the Ukrainian president appeared ready “to make a deal and stop the madness” and that Putin should do the same after incurring staggering losses in Ukraine.

Trump has nominated retired general Keith Kellogg as his special Ukrainian peace envoy, tasked with leading negotiations between Kyiv and Moscow. Kellogg is expected to visit Ukraine before Trump’s inauguration.

Kellogg previously co-authored a peace plan that would freeze the front line in Ukraine, take NATO’s accession off the table for an extended period, and partially lift sanctionsimposed on Russia. The plan would also cut off military aid to Ukraine unless Kyiv agreed to enter negotiations.

The Financial Times reported on Dec. 20 that despite these proposals, Trump intends to continue sending U.S. weapons to Ukraine when he becomes president.

Putin’s genocidal re-invasion would have definitely happened had the President-elect been in office at the time. Putin determined he could do this because he believed the US, the EU and its member states, NATO and its member states, the UN, etc would not stop him. And that based on the US’s tepid, at best, response during the original invasion of 2014 and the invasion of Georgia in 2008, that the US wouldn’t stand up for Ukraine at all. Moreover, Putin watched the President-elect’s people negotiate the abject surrender of the US to the Taliban.

A kind reminder of who should be pressured to stop the fighting.

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— Olena Halushka (@halushka.bsky.social) December 19, 2024 at 1:15 PM

President Zelenskyy made an address today for Ukrainian Diplomats Day. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Medium Cool – Twas (Almost) the Night Before Christmas

by WaterGirl|  December 22, 20247:00 pm| 183 Comments

This post is in: Medium Cool, Popular Culture, TV & Movies, Culture as a Hedge Against This Soul-Sucking Political Miasma We're Living In

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

Medium Cool – Over and Over and Over Again
To Kill a Mockingbird (1962)

Forget the holidays!

Tonight, let’s talk about the most uncomfortable,  disturbing, surprising, shocking, or thought provoking scene or dialogue in a movie, play or TV show.

Note: for those new to Medium Cool, these are not open threads.

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Deck the Halls/ Hit the Deck

by Rose Judson|  December 22, 20245:10 pm| 62 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Pet Blogging, Respite, I Will Cut You If You Muddy This Thread

The Child and I decorated our Christmas tree tonight. It’s our fourth Christmas in this house. When I signed the initial lease I also acquired two cats. You’ve met Monty; his former colleague Lola passed away in January. She was the chaos muppet of the duo and a complete menace at Christmas. Here she is last year, casually cruising by the tree, not plotting, oh no, not at all:

Deck the Halls/ Hit the Deck

I swear to God she knocked that damn tree down five times last year – and bear in mind that we take it down on January 6th. It’s not in the house that long! This year, given Lola’s absence and Monty’s studied disinterest in new shiny things, I figured we were safe. Up went the lodgepole pine, on went the baubles, and I stood back to take a photo:

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Authors In Our Midst – Chris Gerrib – A Novel This Time, not Science Fiction

by WaterGirl|  December 22, 20241:00 pm| 41 Comments

This post is in: Authors In Our Midst

If you would like your talent featured in Authors in Our Midst or Artists in Our Midst, send me an email message.  Don’t be shy!  I have no more Artists or Authors posts in the queue, so please don’t hesitate to  get in touch if you would like to be featured.

Let’s give a warm welcome back to Chris Gerrib, who has a new book available for order.

Author posts for two previous books: Pirates of Mars and One of Our Spaceships Is Missing.

My name is Chris Gerrib, and I’ve been reading Balloon Juice since John Cole was complaining about how we were in the process of hosing up the occupation of Iraq.  When I comment (very occasionally now) it’s under the nym of cgerrib.  (Yeah, original).  This is my third appearance as an Artist in Our Midst, so hopefully I’ve got this thing figured out. I will let you be the judge of that.

My previous appearances were for my science fiction novels, of which I have four published.  Now I’m here to shill talk about my first non-SF novel, Strawberry Gold, out this week.

I blame my dad for this novel.  Don’t get me wrong – he’s a great person and dad, but not much of a reader.  He finds science fiction especially difficult.  So the first two or three times he told me “you should write a regular book” (meaning not science fiction) I ignored him.  But one day I thought, “you know, he taught me how to use a spoon.  Maybe I ought to humor him.”

I grew up in and my parents still live in Westville, IL, a small East Central Illinois town.  On one of my visits back home, my parents suggested that I should visit the Westville Il Depot and Historical Museum.  The museum is in a small railroad depot and there’s not much to see.  However, I did learn something from that visit, namely that the earliest mention of Westville in the broader world was a one-paragraph news article from 1894 about a railroad strike and the strikers blocking the tracks.  At the time I thought it was just a neat bit of trivia.

Then, in March of 2018, I got laid off and was unemployed for nearly eight months.  One fine summer morning I found myself in the Geneva, IL Public Library with Don Hunt, leader of my writing group, participating in a Writing Jam.  This is, for the uninitiated, an event when writers get out of the house, go somewhere, and write.

Sitting in the sunny main reading room, I wrote what is now Chapter One of this book. A gunman, externally presentable but full of violence, is taking a suitcase full of gold coins to Chicago.  We don’t know why but given the man’s past it’s presumably not entirely legitimate.   The striking railroad workers have put up a barricade to block the tracks, with a handful staying nearby to prevent the train’s engineers from clearing it.

Our gunman’s not happy – what he thinks is indigestion is bothering him – but to move things along he decides to get off, walk past the blockage, and resume his journey.  Unfortunately for him, it’s what’s ailing him isn’t indigestion – it’s a heart attack.  He dies and is buried in an anonymous grave, but not before he hides the gold.

The rest of the story revolves around that gold, hidden somewhere in Strawberry Creek.  In 1986, Patrick Kowalski needs that gold to prevent his parent’s house from being foreclosed.  Vincent Bisceglie III thinks that gold represents money that was stolen from his grandfather.  (Note to self: next time, pick an easier name than “Bisceglie” to type!)  Neither young man is sure the gold ever existed, let alone if there any of it left. But they’re both desperate enough to give it a go.  During this hunt for the gold, both of them, high school seniors in the fictional small town of Eastville, learn a lot about their respective family histories.

Authors get asked two questions.  The first one is “where do you get your ideas?” and I’ve hopefully answered that.  The second one is “how did you get published?”

When I get asked this question, I always feel like the person asking me is expecting an answer that involves eye of newt, candles, Latin, and a moonlit night.  The reality is much less exciting.  I paid for a subscription to Doutrope, a site that lists agents and publishers.  I searched for people who handled mysteries, then went to their websites and followed the instructions on how to submit.

Looking at my records, I sent this out to eight publishers.  Finally, Karen Fuller, owner of World Castle Publishing accepted it in January of 2024.  We’ve never met in person or even had a phone conversation – it’s all been via email.  This slow and unglamorous process is how most books get made.

There’s some salty language and violence, so the book is not for little kids, but Juicers and high schoolers should be able to handle it.  I hope the gang here finds it to their liking.  You can visit my website to buy this book and my other books via Amazon or Indiebound.

Thanks to John Cole and Watergirl for this opportunity and keep up the faith!

 

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Numbers and Anti-Polling

by @heymistermix.com|  December 22, 202412:18 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Here are the final tallies on election-eligible turnout.  Wisconsin hit 77% and Minnesota hit 76%, and the state chairs of those two parties are running to head the DNC, so that’s some good news.  Overall, the US had 64% of the eligible population vote.

High Country News has a piece on an alternate post-election poll that shows that Native voters went for Harris at a higher rate than the initial national exit polling.

Other highlights showed that 15% respondents said this was their first time voting, and that support for Harris was higher among Native women, young voters and people who speak an Indigenous language at home.

According to early analyses by voting rights advocates, this election cycle saw a lower turnout among some rural and urban Native communities. This tracks with nationwide findings for some voters compared to the last presidential election in 2020. But the reasons behind the drop in Native voter turnout are likely complicated, as are efforts to draw conclusions concerning voting patterns. The results of the National Exit Poll, distributed in early November by NBC News, CNN and others, were seized upon by conservative outlets and often reposted online devoid of context. Indigenous researchers and community advocates pointed out problems with the data that amounted to misinformation — the sample size was just 229 people, for example, and no polling locations on tribal lands were included. In an email to High Country News, Edison Research, which conducted the poll, agreed that while the poll met Edison’s criteria, it was limited in scope. “This data point from our survey should not be taken as a definitive word on the American Indian vote,” said Randy Brown at Edison Research.

The poll underscores the challenges involved in gathering accurate voting data that is reflective of Indigenous communities, which are not politically homogeneous. “Native people are often omitted from these types of conversations. But then to have the rare cases in which we are included being misrepresentations of our voices is equally as problematic,” said Stephanie Fryberg (Tulalip), professor of psychology at Northwestern University and founding director of the Research for Indigenous Social Action and Equity Center. Fryberg wrote a widely circulated op-ed for Native News Onlinedetailing some of the issues with the Edison Research poll.

My first organizing work when I was old enough to vote was registering voters and gathering absentee ballots in SD.  This was the early 80’s, and I had to become a notary public to do it, because the Republicans early voter-suppression legislation required a notary to witness registration or an absentee ballot.  This was mainly aimed at the Native communities in the state.  It’s been going on forever, of course, and getting worse every cycle.  Yet, Natives still vote, and they vote overwhelmingly for Democrats.

(The national numbers are via Paul Campos at LGM.)

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In Honor Of OzarkHillbilly (Ozark and His Beloved 4-Footed Friends)

by WaterGirl|  December 22, 202410:30 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

This story was originally published on Aug 25, 2020 at 5:27 pm
I found this post from Ozark as I was searching for a Woofmeister photo for the pet calendar.

This photo of OzarkHillbilly and Billie Jean is in both of the 2025 Pets of Balloon Juice calendars.

Photo of OzarkHillbilly and Billie Jean posted with permission of Ozark’s wife, Micky.

It all started with a lovely comment Ozark posted in a Balloon Juice thread on July 5, 2020, which prompted me to drop him a line.

Hey Ozark,

Beautiful post this morning!

It reminded me that I have been wanting to ask you if you’d be interested in putting something together about the Woofmeister for the Furry Friends feature.

I would love to know more about the Woofmeister!

Pictures and stories. :-)

WaterGirl

So of course Ozark wrote back with the loveliest of stories.  Make yourself comfortable, and settle in for this treat from OzarkHillbilly.

*****

Tales of The Woofmeister, Miss Kitty, and Percy

by OzarkHillbilly

By the time we bought the Hillbilly Haven, my wife and I had been wanting a dog for quite some time.

THE WOOFMEISTER

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