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War for Ukraine Day 768: A Brief(ish) Monday Night Update

by Adam L Silverman|  April 1, 20248:09 pm| 43 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Before we start, the Israelis appear to have killed four World Central Kitchen staffers in an air strike in Gaza around 6 PM EDT. Video and pics of the casualties are circulating online. Trust me, you do not need to watch them or loock at them. Expect more clarity in tomorrow’s news reporting.

Russia appears to have taken the night and day off from the mass bombardment of Ukrainian civilian targets and infrastructure Right now – 6;35 PM EDT – only Dnipropetrovsk and Russian occupied Kherson Oblast have air raid alerts up. While air raid alerts over any part of Ukraine are bad, let’s hope things stay quiet overnight and tomorrow.

I have now had a chance to read The Insider‘s deep dive reporting on the Havana Syndrome, which, apparently, was the focus of last night’s 60 Minutes. I’ve also read their in depth interview with now retired CIA Senior Operational Service officer Marc Polymeropoulos. I have a few thoughts. The first is that I am not qualified to determine if a directed energy weapon is even feasible. The second is that a whole lot of people who have been definitively saying it isn’t are also not qualified to do so. What I do know, however, is a whole lot about Russia’s premier wetwork unit: the GRU’s Unit 29155. While the evidence presented in the reporting about Unit 29155’s involvement is circumstantial, there is just too much of it to discount as coincidental; leaving aside that at this level of national security there are no coincidences. The open-source evidence of the Havana Syndrome being a Russian wetwork operation in The Insider‘s reporting, as well as other open-source reporting I’ve seen on the topic, is similar to the type of evidence presented in Buzzfeed’s detailed seven part series on Russia’s assassination program.

The Insider‘s reporting places the first attacks in 2014, which is several years earlier than has previously been reported. Moreover, they place them in Europe. This fits with what we know about the timeline of Putin’s largely non-kinetic world war primarily using the elements of national power other than military power against the US, the EU, and NATO. Moreover, as is the case with so much of that war, it is designed to wrong foot the US. As I’ve written here several times over the years, the US’s counterintelligence capability has two distinctive features. The first is that its conclusions are never intended to see the light of day. So even if it has been determined that Russia has spent the past decade targeting US intelligence and military personnel, as well as at what the reporting seems to indicate was at least one political appointee, those findings would never see the light of day unless leaked. The second is that our counterintelligence capabilities are a shadow of their former self. This is a result of year on year, decade on decade lack of resources and, quite frankly, lack of emphasis on this important capability. Given these two unfortunate realities, this type of wetwork is the perfect type of Russian op, just as the poisoning and beating operation that Buzzfeed documented extensively was/is.

It is also the perfect type of operation to ramp up and expand during the Trump administration as none of his political appointees would do anything about it. Either because they were in agreement with Trump’s views on Putin and Russia or because they were scared to get crosswise with Trump and his enforcers in the White House personnel office and wind up losing their phony baloney jobs. As a result, the senior civil servants wouldn’t either. They saw what happened to senior career DOJ and FBI personnel who got crosswise with Trump over Crossfire Hurricane and the Mueller investigation and learned the intended lesson. This is reflected in Marc Polymeropoulos’s recounting of how the senior appointed and career leadership at the CIA treated him and his colleagues that were suffering from Havana Syndrome. While it is true that the US nat-sec bureaucracy has a long, sad, and unfortunate history of either actively covering up or just ignoring the effects of war, warfare, and American uniformed and civilian personnels’ exposure to all sorts of noxious substances and the resulting negative health effects*, what The Insider reporting and Polymeropoulos’s interview indicate is that this both included this almost reflexive response and, at the same time, went far beyond it.

As I indicated in my first paragraph, I cannot speak to the weaponry, but I can speak to what we know of the tradecraft. And everything I know about that Russian tradecraft tells me that this is a Russian wetwork operation and Unit 29155 is up to their eyeballs in it. I’d be very interested to see whether there’s also a pattern of attacks on French personnel, especially in Africa, given that the GRU’s private military contractor (PMC) front group – Wagner PMC – spent years working to undermine French interests in the Sahel that led to the wave of coups in the central and western Sahel last summer and fall, which forced France out of the region and realigned those Sahel states with Russia.

I think that’s enough of that.

Here’s President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Monday Evening Open Thread: The (Latest) Trump Pump & Dump

by Anne Laurie|  April 1, 20246:05 pm| 109 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Trumpery

Pump and dump is trending.

I wonder why?
😅😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/jS64O3yXg3

— Agolf Twitler Slayer (@slayer_agolf) April 1, 2024

Trump's pump-and-dump lost 20% of its value the first day it appeared on the NASDAQ.

Today was a good day.

— Ragnarok Lobster 🐺 (@eclecticbrotha) April 1, 2024

Per CNN, “Trump’s net worth plunges $1 billion as his media stock tumbles”:

Shares of Truth Social owner Trump Media & Technology Group plunged Monday after the company disclosed that it lost more than $58 million and generated very little revenue in 2023. Former President Donald Trump is the company’s majority shareholder, and his net worth tumbled by more than $1 billion Monday as a result.

The figures underscore why some experts warn Trump Media’s multibillion-dollar valuation defies logic and is reminiscent of the meme stock craze.

In a regulatory filing on Monday, Trump Media said it lost $58.2 million in 2023, compared with a profit of $50.5 million in 2022…

Former President Donald Trump owns a commanding stake of 78.8 million shares in the newly public company. At Monday afternoon’s prices, that stake is now worth approximately about $3.8 billion. This represents a massive boost to Trump’s net worth, though it is down significantly from a peak of about $6.3 billion just last week.

The losses disclosed Monday are so severe that Trump Media’s accountants warned at the time they “raise substantial doubt about its ability to continue as a going concern,” which is Wall Street for: We may not be able to stay in business. That warning echoes one made in November when accountants said Trump Media might not survive unless it soon completes its merger to go public…

The problem for Trump Media is its main product — Truth Social — is shrinking.

Monthly active US users on iOS and Android plunged in February to 494,000, down 51% year-over-year, according to Similarweb. By comparison, X has 75 million monthly active US users. Even Threads has more than 10 times as many users as Truth Social, according to Similarweb…

I think they’re trying to get in the record books for the world’s largest Ponzi scheme, but the cryptocurrency elites have already beat them to that.

— Lonnie Hammack (@hammackl) April 1, 2024

Trump getting your 1/6 suspect uncle to invest his life savings in Truth Social https://t.co/4oTHUbiINd pic.twitter.com/DVte4VTV4W

— zeddy (@Zeddary) April 1, 2024


Per the Washington Post, “Trump Media stock plunges as 2023 Truth Social loss put at $58 million”:

… The new financial figures throw into stark relief the gap between Trump Media’s highly hyped investor-driven valuation on the public stock market and the reality of its business performance.

They also raise questions about the possibility that Trump could use the company as a financial lifeline. Trump cannot sell his shares or use them as collateral for a loan for six months due to a provision in the company’s merger agreement, known as a lockup.

The company’s board could vote to waive that requirement but has yet to do so, the filings state. Cashing out early could sink the stock price further by flooding the market with shares and undermining investor confidence in Trump’s commitment to the brand, financial analysts said.

Trump, who invested no money in Trump Media, was given 78 million shares of the company last week and stands to earn tens of millions more over the next three years if the stock stays above $12 to $17, a filing shows.

Trump Media said in a filing that it expects to incur more “operating losses and negative cash flows” as it works to expand its user base but that it expects its growth will come from Truth Social’s “overall appeal.”…

You have no idea how many morons will throw more money down our rathole!…

This is a classic example of a “PUMP AND DUMP”!!!

The price of the stock goes up on hyped up news then the insiders sell off their shares, stock price goes down and the public is left with the losses!#FraudGuarantee https://t.co/LpkETHzU73

— Lev Parnas (@levparnas) April 1, 2024

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Florida to Ban Abortion in 30 Days

by Betty Cracker|  April 1, 20244:43 pm| 68 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, The War On Women, Women's Rights Are Human Rights

Breaking news from the Tampa Bay Times:

TALLAHASSEE — Florida voters will get the chance to vote on protecting abortion access after the Florida Supreme Court on Monday allowed the amendment onto 2024 ballots. But the court on Monday also released an opinion upholding the state’s current 15-week abortion ban.

Upholding the current law triggers a six-week abortion ban that lawmakers approved last year to go into effect. That law offers limited exceptions for rape and incest, and will go into effect 30 days after Monday’s ruling.

The change will disrupt abortion access not only in Florida, but for women across the southeastern U.S., giving them fewer places to turn to for legal abortions in a part of the country where many states ban abortion almost entirely.

Though the court was expected to rule on the abortion amendment because of an April 1 deadline, its decision to release an opinion on the state’s current 15-week ban came as a surprise.

This is a developing story. Check back at tampabay.com for updates.

Every one of the justices is a Republican appointee, and the majority were elevated to the state supreme court by DeSantis. The wingnut wife of one of the judges introduced the 6-week ban bill that DeSantis signed while running for president. (No, the judge didn’t recuse because Republican.)

Consider the contradictions heightened. Will the voters of this state turn out to reject this theocratic bullshit by a margin of 60% or more? I wish I were more confident they would. But at least everything is on the table and the stakes in November are perfectly clear.

Open thread.

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Deplorati Donny-Brook

by Betty Cracker|  April 1, 20241:05 pm| 105 Comments

This post is in: Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

I thoroughly enjoyed this CNN account of Republicans rhetorically punching each other in the snot-locker, stomping fellow caucus members’ insteps and kneeing one another in the beans with great force. The donnybrook concerns an upcoming GOP primary in the Virginia 5th between arch-conservatives Bob Good, the incumbent and GOP House Freedom Caucus chief, and challenger John McGuire.

House GOP reps are blasting each other with a level of rancor I can’t recall seeing before the whole party went feral. It’s hard to guess who is on the side of whom, given that everyone involved is a hard-right creep:

“Bob Good didn’t come here to govern. He came here to be famous,” [Derrick] Van Orden, a Wisconsin Republican, told CNN. “Bob Good’s wearing our jersey, and he’s not on the team.”

Van Orden added: “If you look at what we have not been able to accomplish in this Congress, it’s predominantly because of Bob Good and his ilk.”

Van Orden is a gigantic dick in his own right — you may recall him as the asshole who screamed and cursed at Senate pages who were lying on the floor in the Rotunda taking photos at the end of their term last year. And speaking of massive fore/dickheads:

“This is the most important primary in the country,” said [Florida Rep. Matt] Gaetz, who led the charge to oust McCarthy and has targeted two other sitting Republicans in their primaries so far this cycle. “Bob is our masthead. Bob Good is our leader among House conservatives to get us on the same page to ensure that it is the people’s interests that rise above the special interests. They know that they hate us. But you know what, there are more of us.”

Good backed DeSantis in the primary, which is the focus of most of the verbal slap-fights. Earlier this year, Trump advisor Chris LaCivita told a Virginia paper that “Bob Good won’t be electable when we get done with him.” But LaCivita declined the opportunity to slam Good anew for the CNN article, so perhaps Trump’s attention is on other things right now, like hoovering up RNC money.

Other members of the Deplorati also expressed opinions on Good:

Rep. Ryan Zinke of Montana, a former Trump Cabinet member who is backing McGuire, added: “We can do a lot better than Good,” he said. “We can do great.”

And Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene – who was booted from the Freedom Caucus last year after sparring with her GOP colleagues – has endorsed McGuire, saying Good “cannot be trusted and will work against Trump.”

“John McGuire endorsed and supported President Trump while you stabbed him in the back,” she posted on X.

Good angrily dismissed her.

“Nobody cares what Marjorie Taylor Greene says or thinks. And she’s a one-man show, she’s grandstanding and she wants attention,” Good said.

It would be a shame if these irredeemably terrible people kept hurling insults at each other, right up until the June primary vote! (I assume they’ll all scuttle back under their rocks if Trump opens his fat orange yap to endorse one of the candidates.)

I know nothing about the district, but my guess is if it elected Good, it probably isn’t gettable for Democrats. (Maybe knowledgeable friend of the blog Geminid or someone else with local knowledge will weigh in with a more informed take?)

Anyhoo, here’s hoping crushing pressure and high temperatures harden already hard feelings into a diamond-like consistency in the House GOP. Open thread!

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Institutions – Martin, Promoted from the Comments

by WaterGirl|  April 1, 202411:16 am| 99 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Martin had something really interesting to say about institutions the other day, and I think it deserves a wider audience.

So, here is my philosophy of institutions.

Institutions do not care about people. That’s not their job, and assigning that to them leads to a lot of disappointment. Institutions are a mechanism for organizing people to solve problems that we cannot solve individually (this can be government or businesses). You still rely on the people in that institution to care about people, because that’s the real source of it.

You design institutions to do a given job. If you’re a business, that job is to make money – in the short term/in the long term. If you’re a government, that job (should be) to serve the voters. Sometimes that job is to consolidate power. Sometimes it’s to make money for yourself (graft).

Remember: ‘‘Every system is perfectly designed to get the results it gets’

If the system gets corruption, it was designed to get corruption. Someone did that. Someone made it that way. Democrats like to believe that government institutions have neutral designs. It’s a different kind of hagiography for the founders that liberals tend to believe that the constitution is this divine machine that will always spit out neutral results if only people stop fucking with it, when the only reason it spits out neutral results is because people within and without the institution demand that it do so. USSC is not departing from what the Supreme Court is supposed to do with decisions like Dobbs, because the only thing it really ever can do is a be a vehicle for the judgement of its members to inform lesser courts how to act. Its members are how the machine works.

What then matters with the design of the institution is how you identify the right people to work within it and how the institution gives them agency to do good work. This is a double-edged sword because that same agency usually allows bad work to be done as well – with the difference being found in who you invite into the institution.

So how you qualify people for the job is incredibly important. If the qualification is you must be a white male lawyer, well, you’re going to get a very specific set of outcomes. if the qualification is the you represent a different part of society and have experience in public facing, ideally hands-on policy, you’ll get a very different set of outcomes.

In the end we’re responsible for that, not just in how we individually vote, but in how we culturally shape who is qualified. If ‘government should be run like a business’, that will shape how people select. If ‘government needs to support the needs of the people’, that will shape it very differently. Democrats are very shy about expressing their theory of qualification. They need to unlearn that. It’s most of the game here.

Democrats also need to get real about how to wield institutions and stop pretending that they will naturally, of their own accord, revert to some mean of civility. That only ever happens when the people in the institution agree to do that. If half of them don’t agree, the other half need to respond to that, and stop pretending that they do agree.

This is the lesson of ‘tire rims and anthrax’. Not everything can be negotiated. Some things need to be coerced (and there are good and bad ways to coerce an outcome).

Your thoughts?

Totally open thread.

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Monday Morning Open Thread: Another Week, Same Old Battles

by Anne Laurie|  April 1, 20247:29 am| 151 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Elections 2024, Proud to Be A Democrat

Don’t threaten us with a good time, Repubs!…

if they get rid of the 22nd amendment that would only make 88 year old Trump lose to Obama in one of the biggest landslides in modern history https://t.co/LXKeNNK8HA

— shmulik (@souljagoytellem) March 30, 2024

Biden Campaign calls out 'unhinged all-caps tirade' from 'feeble and confused Trump'https://t.co/OyMRXVI7hs

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 31, 2024

… Trump posted an Easter message which attacked the prosecutors and judges involved in the various legal cases against him as ‘crooked and corrupt.’ …

The Biden Campaign responded by posting an image of his rant with the message ‘ A feeble and confused Trump spends the Easter holiday spewing an unhinged all-caps tirade attacking America and talking about himself.’

The Biden Campaign continues to show that they are willing to take on Trump head-on with his own words, using Trump’s own posts to portray the indicted former president as unwell and unhinged…

One of the challenges of the 2021 COVID-driven supply chain disruptions was visibility—the lack of a shared picture of the supply chain. Since then, we've built unprecedented partnerships & data-sharing infrastructure giving us useful insights into the challenges of this moment. pic.twitter.com/6YkNbBFH4R

— Secretary Pete Buttigieg (@SecretaryPete) March 31, 2024

Chair @harrisonjaime: Trump is a broke, small, thin skinned, wannabe dictator, calling for a bloodbath when he loses in November. He regularly incites political violence, we need to take these threats seriously, and we'll make sure he's not anywhere near the White House pic.twitter.com/ERip2n87f5

— DNC War Room (@DNCWarRoom) March 30, 2024

“Once social change begins, it cannot be reversed. You can not un-educate the person who has learned to read. You cannot oppress the people who are not afraid anymore.” – César Chávez, PRESENTE! #CesarChavezDay pic.twitter.com/lSxdWd0Ofw

— Christine Pelosi (@sfpelosi) March 31, 2024

It's time for @SpeakerJohnson to decide what matters more: defending democracy or helping Putin. pic.twitter.com/IRtgoDK2pJ

— Rep. Jim McGovern (@RepMcGovern) March 29, 2024

Pastor Johnson, still in the hot seat…

Always worth pointing out that Ukraine is one of only two countries on earth where millions of Russians live in freedom (the other one is the U.S.), and they’re not particularly keen on giving it up. https://t.co/qmNGG1iNHw

— Peter Wolf (@peterawolf) March 30, 2024

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On The Road – Albatrossity – Favorite Birds

by WaterGirl|  April 1, 20245:00 am| 36 Comments

This post is in: Albatrossity, On The Road, Photo Blogging

I am invariably asked “What’s your favorite bird?” whenever I give talks to elementary or middle school students, so I posed that question to a few fascists. Here are their responses!

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Donald J. Trump: I SEE A LOT OF BIRDS, BIGLY NUMBERS, WHEN I AM GOLFING OR DRIVING TO MY GOLF COURSES TO BURY MY EX-WIVES. SO LOTS OF PEOPLE COME UP AND ASK ME, “SIR, WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE BIRD?”. THAT’S A REALLY HARD QUESTION, AND IT WASN’T EVEN ON THE DEMENTIA TEST THAT I ACED THAT ONE TIME! IS IT THE COVFEFE CANOODLER? OR THE SHARPIE-TAILED CISTICOLA? NO, THOSE ARE BOTH TOO WOKE!!!!!!  IT IS THE GREAT FLIGHTLESS GRIFTER, WHICH MANY PEOPLE SAY IS THEIR FAVORITE BIRD TOO!

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