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Stay strong, because they are weak.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

I really should read my own blog.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

Authoritarian republicans are opposed to freedom for the rest of us.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

You don’t get rid of your umbrella while it’s still raining.

if you can’t see it, then you are useless in the fight to stop it.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

People are weird.

The press swings at every pitch, we don’t have to.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Red lights blinking on democracy’s dashboard

I don’t recall signing up for living in a dystopian sci-fi novel.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

There is no compromise when it comes to body autonomy. You either have it or you do not.

The truth is, these are not very bright guys, and things got out of hand.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Is trump is trying to break black America over his knee? signs point to ‘yes’.

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Late Night Open Thread: Pivot to Video!

by Anne Laurie|  January 10, 202412:02 am| 86 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Assholes, social media

only a bold and visionary business genius like elon musk could every come up with such an original and audacious plan as pivoting to video https://t.co/ytupAHdGxz

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) January 9, 2024

NEW: Elon Musk’s X claims it’s now a ‘video-first platform’ as it tries to reverse an advertiser exodus that has cost it billions in value https://t.co/0XW779xqxH

— Kylie Robison (@kyliebytes) January 9, 2024


It was irresistible!… Long years after everyone else has grown tired of the meme, Fortune informs us that “Elon Musk’s X claims it’s now a ‘video-first platform’ as it tries to reverse an advertiser exodus that has cost it billions in value”:

Elon Musk’s X, long known as a service for posting short text-based messages about anything and everything, claims it’s “now a video-first platform.”

The assertion, made by the company today in a blog post that was aimed at advertisers, follows an exodus of marketers from the platform including Disney, IBM, and Apple after Musk’s assertion that an anti-Semitic conspiracy theory was the “absolute truth.” That implosion plus other missteps have caused the value of the business to plummet from its $44 billion sales price last year by more than 70% according to Fidelity, one of X’s investors.

As proof of its video transformation, X touted a new video feature that is much like TikTok’s full-screen infinite scroll, and that has over 100 million daily users—”more than half of whom are Gen Z, the fastest growing audience on X,” the blog post claimed. It also mentioned letting users publish longer-form videos, crowing that “In December alone, people watched 130 years’ worth of videos 30 minutes or longer.”

However, X’s blog post was short on specifics. For example, its claims of a large Gen Z audience came without any metrics to back it up.

A source at X, who asked to remain anonymous because they weren’t authorized to talk to the press, was skeptical about the blog post’s assertion of a video-focused transformation. “I think it’s way too early to declare us a video-first platform,” the source said…

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Tuesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  January 9, 20249:21 pm| 135 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

The world was not built for short people, something I’ve known but never think about, but am now being forced to think about in great detail. Joelle’s house is not massive, so it’s important to make really good use of the space, but she just can’t do that because half the space I can use is out of reach. It also makes it super hard for her to clean things like the top of the fridge. Add to it she has a galley kitchen, and you can see where I am going.

I’ve spent the last couple of days mentally reorganizing to make things work better, and it is harder than you would think because I can’t just put things where I can reach them because I will be gone in a couple months and then what is she supposed to do- just not use the fucking colander for six months? It’s challenging. Also, through no fault of her own, I keep finding gross things that she doesn’t even know existed because they are all happening three feet over her head. You hobbits are really missing out on a great deal of the world.

I’ve decided after I get the whole house organized and useful for her, and get some “guy” stuff done (cleaning vents, rewiring some lamps, powerwash the carport and clear out the laundry room, moving heavy shit she has wanted moved for years but couldn’t move, etc.), my first real project is going to be to paint the cinderblock fence. It’s eight feet of just blah, and a little paint after I regrout and seal it will just make it pop. Plus, it’s just a fence. If we like the color, we can use it as a basis for the house and trim and doors. If we don’t, we can just repaint the fucking thing.

Fuck Trump.

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War for Ukraine Day 685: Shame

by Adam L Silverman|  January 9, 20248:58 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War in Ukraine

Screen shot of painting by NEIVANMADE. It has a grey border. On the left is a Ukrainian apartment block in the background. In the left foreground is an armored forearm and fist blocking incoming Russian rockets and missiles. The Russian rockets and missiles are red and have the "Z" symbol on them. The backgound is black. Above the armored arm and fist, written in white, is "Every Single Day in Ukraine."

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1744828316685652129

The Washington Post has an excerpt from Yarislov Trofimov’s forthcoming book on Russia’s genocidal re-invasion of Ukraine: (emphasis mine)

Ukraine’s foreign minister, Dmytro Kuleba, was flying home on a Turkish Airlines plane from New York when Russia invaded. He had just been welcomed into the White House by President Biden. It felt like he had been diagnosed with Stage 4 cancer, he thought. The warm handshakes, the empathetic smiles were meant to be final farewells — for him, and for his country.

In Washington, and in most European capitals, no one expected Ukraine to survive in February 2022. The CIA director, William J. Burns, had secretly flown to Kyiv at Biden’s request, warning Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky that Russia was planning to assassinate him.

“They spoke about the physical liquidation of our leadership, about the creation of filtration and concentration camps,” said Zelensky’s national security adviser, Oleksiy Danilov. “But what could we do? We kept asking: give us weapons. But they didn’t really give weapons to us.”

As the United States shut down its embassy in Kyiv ahead of the invasion, it did ship some weapons to great fanfare, such as Javelin antitank missiles. But the quantity was puny: only about 90 Javelins, according to Danilov. Then-British Prime Minister Boris Johnson, while also briefed about the hopelessness of the Ukrainian cause, had overruled internal objections and authorized a heftier load of about 2,000 NLAW missiles. Still, those were weapons best suited for a guerrilla campaign, not a conventional war.

At the time, Ukraine’s military leadership, under Gen. Valery Zaluzhny, had successfully kept Kyiv’s war planning secret — and not just from the Russians. Neither Washington nor many senior officials in the Zelensky administration knew Zaluzhny’s blueprint. “We were pessimistic about Ukraine holding out in part because the Ukrainians didn’t share any of their preparations or planning with us,” a senior Pentagon official told me later. “And the preparations and plans that they did share with us were military deception.”

Poland, perhaps because of its history, was the only nation that didn’t despair in these early hours. Rerouting his connecting flight, Kuleba attended Poland’s national security council meeting on Feb. 24, the day of the invasion. The Polish government, like other NATO members, had been told by the alliance’s intelligence that a swift collapse of the Ukrainian state was near certain. Still, Warsaw refused to give up. Immediately, Poland sent several truckloads of ammunition and heavy weapons. “The Poles believed in us more intuitively than fact-based, because all the facts spoke against us at the time,” Kuleba recalled.

The mood was very different in other European capitals. “Nobody was giving the Ukrainians any chances,” Johnson said. “If this is going to happen, the best thing is that maybe it should happen quickly,” a senior aide to German chancellor Olaf Scholz told him at the time.

There is much more at the link if you can stomach it.

We should be ashamed. We did nothing of significance to deter Putin, nor to assure our allies and partners. Then we provided a parting gift of 90 javelins, turned tail, and ran. That shame has now been compounded by the wreckers that are the House majority GOP caucus:

https://twitter.com/shashj/status/1744849182966284793

The Ukrainians are not going to stop no matter how often we continually let them down.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Dean Phillips, Out in the Cold

by Anne Laurie|  January 9, 20246:01 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Assholes, Schadenfreude

fair chance this becomes the highest performing tweet of his campaign https://t.co/BPjN4n4VlI

— Patrick Dillon (@mpdillon) January 9, 2024

I think it’s probably time for him to get some winter gloves since he isn’t shaking any hands

— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) January 9, 2024

Zero voters showed up to Dean Phillips’ “Government Repair Truck” for an event he dubbed “Coffee Conversations.”

It was below freezing outside.

"Sometimes if you build it, they don't come," he said.https://t.co/78aU6GTQ3T pic.twitter.com/4AKxHyIayo

— Emma Barnett (@emmab929) January 9, 2024


“… A dish best served cold… “

The only person in this picture old enough to vote is the asshole up front with two thumbs in the air.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) January 9, 2024

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Some Fun After the Massacre Today (hopefully) at the Appeals Court

by WaterGirl|  January 9, 20244:42 pm| 72 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

The reviews are in!  I hope we don’t have to wait long for the release of the most important one.

There are about a thousand people in prison wondering why Trump didn’t just hang Mike Pence himself and claim Presidential immunity.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) January 9, 2024

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They just destroyed their own case for absolute immunity 5 minutes into their argument.

It’s not going well.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) January 9, 2024

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Following the truth, is why you have four criminal indictments and 91 felony charges. pic.twitter.com/pJPTbXu5aZ

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) January 9, 2024

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Trump’s lawyer said Nixon’s conduct, for which he was pardoned, was “private” conduct and thus not subject to presidential immunity. But that concedes the ballgame: Nixon was engaged in illegal campaign activity, which is precisely what is alleged in the Trump J6 indictment.

— Andrew Weissmann (weissmann11 on Threads)🌻 (@AWeissmann_) January 9, 2024

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4/ Judge Pan’s devastating hypothetical shows Trump legal position is utterly unsustainable:

“You’re saying a president…could order Seal Team Six to assassinate a political rival” and could not be prosecuted, if he hadn’t been impeached and convicted by Senate for those acts. pic.twitter.com/dsvJcWSGVM

— Ryan Goodman (@rgoodlaw) January 9, 2024

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Ominous Signs (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 9, 20241:18 pm| 171 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, How about that weather?, Open Threads, Politics

The wind is howling, and the sky is filled with pendulous, bruise-colored clouds. We keep getting ominous weather alerts like this:

Weather alert for severe storms

I’m keeping the feeders up as long as possible to serve hungry customers like this Yellow-Throated Warbler:

Ominous Signs (Open Thread)

But I’ll take them down within the hour so they won’t become missiles if the storm(s) are as bad as advertised.

Was just perusing the headlines, and I read that Trump’s lead in Iowa is growing — he’s ahead of DeSantis and Haley by 40 points, and the caucuses are next week. But there’s a late game-changer: Judge Judy endorsed Nikki Haley.

The article says Judge Judy made one endorsement before this one: She backed Michael Bloomberg in the 2020 Democratic primary, presumably before Senator Warren field-dressed and roasted the former NYC mayor at a debate. So maybe not such a game-changer.

Open thread.

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The United States Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit (LIVE AUDIO)

by WaterGirl|  January 9, 20249:15 am| 243 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments

Today is the big day – where the Court of Appeals for the DC Circuit here’s oral arguments.

All the legal eagles seem to agree that what’s in question is not a matter of they rule in favor of Trump (they will not) but of how they get to the ruling/s that go against Trump.

This Lawfare podcast is the best I have see or read on the subject.

On the menu:

  • Immunity

  • Absolute Immunity

  • Double Jeopardy

  • Negative Inference

  • Jurisdiction

  • Peaceful Transfer of Power

  • Other Amicus Briefs

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