I have never seen a politician more directly copy this speech in my life
— Micah (@rincewind.run) March 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Seems like the emerging policy is: you people out there are responsible for setting up your own governments, but if the US doesn’t like who ends up in charge we’ll just assassinate or kidnap them and then the ball is back in your court.
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 10:48 AM
…But also we’re not going to bother with actually defeating the repressive forces of the authoritarian regimes or securing their most advanced weaponry against misuse. That’d be too much like work. It’s decapitation attacks all the way down.
— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 10:51 AM
again, there is no strategy or coherent theory of victory here, it is literally bomb stuff — ??? — regime change
WH: DO STUFF IN IRAN
OSD: BOSS WANTS STUFF DONE IN IRAN, ALSO NO TROOPS
CENTCOM: I mean, we can absolutely bomb stuff, hell we'd bomb Iran for free. Jimbo you got them target decks?— Mike Black (@mikeblack114.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
Caine: got that Iran stuff planned just like ya asked boss, although I'm not su–
WH: yeah sure cool whatever, make sure there's lots of sizzle reel footage for the poasts, okay nap time
This is a 100% accurate description of what went down here— Mike Black (@mikeblack114.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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Punctuation matters 😒— Xela Hart (@xelahart.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Foreign Affairs Open Thread: A Sacrifice Trump Is Willing to MakePost + Comments (19)






