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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

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It’s all just conspiracy shit beamed down from the mothership.

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

Reality always gets a vote in the end.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

This year has been the longest three days of putin’s life.

Conservatism: there are people the law protects but does not bind and others who the law binds but does not protect.

People are weird.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

With all due respect and assumptions of good faith, please fuck off into the sun.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

I would gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

We need to vote them all out and restore sane Democratic government.

I’m starting to think Jesus may have made a mistake saving people with no questions asked.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

Boeing: repeatedly making the case for high speed rail.

This fight is for everything.

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Skewered!

by WaterGirl|  September 21, 202510:30 pm| 58 Comments

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Disney deserves every bit of this, and more!  Posted without further comment.

*except to say that I found this in an open tab and have no idea who linked to it in the comments here, or elsewhere.

h/t NaijaGal

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War for Ukraine Day 1,305: A Few More Thoughts on Russia’s Increased Provocations Towards NATO Member States

by Adam L Silverman|  September 21, 20259:02 pm| 19 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A quick housekeeping note: My house has been cleaned. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!

The last several nights there has been robust discussions regarding what Putin/Russia is trying to accomplish with the incursions into Polish, Romanian, and Estonian air space. One thing that hasn’t been mentioned is that what Putin and Russia are doing with these incursions is forcing not just the Poles, the Romanians, and the Estonians to expend resources in response, but the other NATO allies in Europe as well. The Baltic states are not wealthy. It has been a long slow economic transition for them. They do not have the air forces that the other NATO member states have because they can’t really afford them. Which, because they’re part of NATO, they don’t need to. Or didn’t. The Baltic states bring other things to the alliance. One of them is providing some of the best capabilities for dealing with information warfare and influence operations in the Information Environment, especially within the Cyber Domain; as well as counter Cyber crime and Cyber warfare capabilities. But any response to repeated Russian violations of their air spaces means the expenditure of resources they don’t have. And that’s were NATO comes in. Every time a NATO member state has to respond in support of one of the Baltic States, as well as Poland and Romania, they’re burning resources. Aviation fuel, maintenance costs for their aircraft, flight hours, etc. We need to keep in mind that part of Putin’s/Russia’s objective is to economically exhaust the NATO member states by forcing them to respond to these excursions thereby leveling the playing field between NATO, its member states, and Russia.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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It Is Vital That This Week Strengthen the World’s Resolve for Robust Action – Address by the President

21 September 2025 – 21:01

I wish you health, fellow Ukrainians!

We are now preparing for a very intense week – a week of diplomacy. We can accomplish a lot if our partners hear us and support proposals that truly bring the end of the war closer. It will be the week of the UN General Assembly – with various events and meetings. The schedule already includes nearly two dozen meetings with leaders from different countries, from all parts of the world – with everyone who has long supported Ukraine and those who are among our new partners. The first meetings are already tomorrow. We are also planning a meeting with the President of the United States this week. There will be an important event on the return of Ukrainian children abducted by Russia – a truly global summit on this issue. It is vital that this week strengthen the world’s resolve for robust action – for without strength, peace will not prevail.

The European Union has already agreed in principle on the 19th package of sanctions against Russia, and we expect its swift adoption. In recent weeks, other countries – from Japan and Australia to the United Kingdom – have also imposed sanctions. Pressure on Russia’s oil fleet, on Russia’s energy trade. Pressure on all of Russia’s sanction-evasion schemes – including through cryptocurrency. I thank Europe for this pressure. I am confident: there must be a step from the United States. Putin must believe that the United States does care, and that strong action will follow.

I want to thank both the United States and all our partners for the effectiveness of the PURL initiative – our new initiative that enables the purchase of American weapons using funds from NATO partners. This includes missiles for Patriot systems, for HIMARS, and other weaponry – all very effective. In October, we expect to provide additional funding for this initiative. We also have our first proposals for partners regarding the export of Ukrainian weapons – modern ones; this will be a controlled export of our weapons, including naval drones. The security of sea routes is an integral part of overall security, and it depends on many nations. Ukraine is offering all its reliable partners our technologies that have already helped us in the Black Sea. We look forward to robust contracts. We are also preparing new long-term steps for Ukraine’s financial stability – and this concerns, first and foremost, Russian assets. Russian assets must work more for defending against Russian aggression and for rebuilding our country. We will discuss this with our partners as well.

Today, there were already several reports from Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi: the border areas, the front, and our counteroffensive operation in the area of Dobropillia and Pokrovsk. I want to thank all our warriors, I want to thank every unit for their results and for the truly strong defense of our state and our independence. Next week must further strengthen both our diplomatic positions and our army – this is essential.

Glory to Ukraine!

Georgia:

Georgia’s propaganda behemoth is UK-based. And needs to be sanctioned as soon as possible.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/s…

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— Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 (@marikamikiashvili.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM

I won’t get tired of saying that I’d never think Armenia would become a refuge to many many Georgians fighting against the autocratic takeover.

Happy Independence Day, Armenia.

— Marika Mikiashvili 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺 (@marikamikiashvili.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 10:05 AM

🟥Media founder and prominent Georgian journalist Mzia Amaglobeli has been unlawfully imprisoned for 253 days.
💢She is the first journalist in #Georgia to be recognized as a prisoner of conscience since the end of Soviet times.
freemzia.com
#Journalismisnotacrime
#FreeMzia #RepressionInGeorgia

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— Batumelebi&Netgazeti (@netgazeti.org) September 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM

Moldova:

A BBC investigation exposed a Russian-backed operation spreading disinformation ahead of Moldova’s 28 September election. Recruits were paid to post fakes, distort polling, and film opponents. The network is linked to Kremlin-aligned, sanctioned oligarch Ilan Shor.
www.bbc.com/news/article…

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 11:28 AM

Shor’s been funding this for at least the past two years.

NATO:

British Typhoons have flown their first NATO sortie under Operation Eastern Sentry, patrolling Polish airspace in response to the recent Russian drone violation.
www.gov.uk/government/n…

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 5:33 AM

NATO scrambles German Eurofighters over the Baltic after Russian Il-20M spy plane detected without flight plan or radio contact. The Luftwaffe identified the aircraft visually after launch from Rostock-Laage.
www.handelsblatt.com/politik/deut…

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 10:53 AM

The US:

REPORTER: Will you help depend Poland and the Baltic states from Russia if Russia keeps escalating?

TRUMP: Yeah, I would

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) September 21, 2025 at 10:56 AM

Back to Ukraine.

In the data on drone and missile strikes by fascist Russia on democratic Ukraine since Trump took office, you can literally see Putin test Trump, gauge the reaction, and then test more – each time raising the intensity of his attacks.

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— Euan MacDonald (@euanmacdonald.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM

Russia launched over 1,500 drones, 1,280 guided bombs, and 50 missiles at Ukraine over the past week, Zelensky said. More than 132,000 foreign components were found in this weaponry — including from Europe, the US, China, Japan, and others.

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 5:22 AM

The frontline communities are enduring daily bombardments that hardly make it to the news anymore. But the war doesn’t pause for weekends. Today, russians shelled Kostiantynivka with MLRS, drones and artillery, killing two and injuring three.

russia is a terrorist state.

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— Olena Halushka (@halushka.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM

Interception of the Russian Lancet loitering munition captured by the second interceptor.

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— 🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 (@specialkhersoncat.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 6:07 AM

UPD: Ukraine’s TLK-1000 underwater drone features four neural networks—optical, thermal, acoustic, and inertial—and uses AI navigation with Doppler sensors. It’s built with either composite or metal hulls for deep or shallow missions, Defense Express reports.
defence-ua.com/news/tajemni…

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 12:42 PM

Over two weeks, the Sky Wars unit of Ukraine’s 47th Mechanized Brigade destroyed 23 Russian reconnaissance drones, including Zala, Supercam, Molniya-2, and Herber models, using FPV drones adapted for both day and night missions across the Kursk and northern Slobozhanshchyna sectors.

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 9:53 AM

A sudden blast hit the Kadyrovites.

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 6:23 AM

Meanwhile in Tokyo: Ukrainian high jump legend Yaroslava Mahuchikh is making headlines not for breaking records (though she does that too), but for curling up in a sleeping bag mid-competition. 😴👑

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— Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) September 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM

Chernihiv:

❗️Russian troops now drop explosives from drones onto passing civilian vehicles.

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— Iryna Voichuk (@irynavoichuk.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 7:47 AM

Kindrativka, Donetsk Oblast:

According to Russian sources: Ukrainian forces have expanded their presence north of Kindrativka toward Kostiantynivka. Based on current assessments, the area in yellow on the map is now very likely under Ukrainian control.

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— NOELREPORTS (@noelreports.com) September 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM

Myrnohrad, Donetsk Oblast:

This is what Myrnohrad in Donetsk region looks like. a town near Pokrovsk, where Ukraine’s Armed Forces are holding the line

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— Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM

Russian occupied Crimea:

The Defence Intelligence of Ukraine (HUR) struck three Mi-8 helicopters and a “Nebo-U” radar system in Crimea.
Pretty😍!

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— Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 7:11 AM

Russian Mi-8 helicopter destroyed by a precise Ukrainian drone strike in Crimea.

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— 🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 (@specialkhersoncat.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 3:24 AM

Just now, a strike was reported on the southern coast of Crimea, presumably in the area of the Foros sanatorium.
(44.3897744, 33.7860935)

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— 🦋Special Kherson Cat🐈🇺🇦 (@specialkhersoncat.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM

Marinka, Donetsk Oblast:

Marinka, Ukraine 2020 vs 2024. Go ahead and zoom. See for yourself what russia is doing with Ukrainian towns and cities.

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— Kate from Kharkiv (@kateinkharkiv.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM

Dnipropetrovsk Oblast:

Footage shows a Russian drone being shot down over Ukraine’s Dnipropetrovsk region today.

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM

Kadiivka, Russian occupied Luhansk Oblast:

Fuel keeps getting harder to find in Russia — another gas station went up in flames, this time in occupied Kadiivka, Luhansk region.

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 12:36 PM

Sumy Oblast:

Ukrainian drone operators from the TALION unit of the 101st Brigade posted new footage from near Yablunivka in Sumy region.

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM

Eastern Ukraine:

A Ukrainian MiG-29 crew took out ten Russian soldiers in eastern Ukraine with a precision-guided GBU-62 strike.

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— WarTranslated (Dmitri) (@wartranslated.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 10:51 AM

That’s enough for tonight.

Your daily Patron!

There are no new Patron skeets or videos today. Here is some adjacent material.

Yesterday, Russia fired a cruise missile directly into an apartment building in Dnipro, Ukraine’s 3rd largest city. The Hachiko team jumped into action to bring food & water to pets who were displaced after the attack. Grateful for their quick work 🙏

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— Nate Mook (@natemook.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 11:35 AM

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Medium Cool – Desert Island Companions

by WaterGirl|  September 21, 20257:00 pm| 106 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Medium Cool is a weekly series related to popular culture, mostly film, TV, and books, with some music and games thrown in.  We hope it’s a welcome break from the anger, hate, and idiocy we see almost daily from the other side in the political sphere.

Arguments welcomed, opinions respected, fools un-suffered.  We’re here every Sunday at 7 pm.

So you’re going to be stranded on a desert island.  (With magical electricity!)

You get to bring *one movie, one TV show, one book, one song, and one other item of your choice.

  • Your one movie can be just one movie or it can be a series (Rocky, Rocky II… Rocky V).
  • Your one TV show can be just one episode or can be the entire series.
  • Your one book can be a single book or an entire book series  (A is for Alibi, etc)
  • Your one song can be just one song or can be an entire album.
  • Your one other item of your choice can be anything.  (Wilson?)

Tell us what you have on the island with you!

And please please please share the “why” of your choices.  The Medium Cools where people share the why are so much more fun and interesting than the ones with just lists!

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Open Thread & Gentle Reminder: Last Call to Donate to Elect ‘Good Kim’ in Virginia

by WaterGirl|  September 21, 20254:48 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Targeted Political Fundraising 2025-26

Early voting started in Virginia on Friday.

As I write this, we are about $1,200 away from our goal of $7,500 for Kimberly Pope Adams, and I still have hope that we can make that goal.

Either way, we’ll end our fundraising for Kimberly Pope Adams at 10 am on Monday morning.

Dollars go a long way in these Statehouse races, and the funds we have raised have already made a difference in what they have been able to do.

There’s a big push to try to win Virginia with early voting.  Wouldn’t that be nice!


Donate

 

Open thread!

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Open Thread: Trump & the Graveyard of Empires

by Anne Laurie|  September 21, 20253:58 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Politics, Trumpery

Born too Late to go to war against Afghanistan
Born too Early to go to war against Afghanistan
Born just in time to go to war against Afghanistan

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— QuoProQuid (@quoproquid.bsky.social) September 20, 2025 at 6:27 PM

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Trump's last deal with the Taliban was a disaster that directly led to the chaotic withdrawal from Afghanistan. What deal has he made now with the Taliban?

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— VoteVets (@votevets.org) September 18, 2025 at 3:11 PM

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Trump's dream of retaking #Bagram might end up looking like an Afghan #re-invasion, sources say
• Trump's goal could require over 10,000 troops.
• Experts doubt feasibility of retaking Bagram air base.
• Former officials see more #risks than benefits in retaking Bagram.

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— [The Great War & Modern Memory] (@ps9714.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 1:30 PM

I have faith in Adam’s expertise, and since he didn’t mention this yesterday, I’m assuming we can treat it as one more example in the long catalog of Trump Says Sh*t, aka … In Two More Weeks. Per Reuters:

… The sprawling airfield was the main base for American forces in Afghanistan during the two decades of war that followed the September 11, 2001, attacks in New York and Washington by al Qaeda.

Trump, who has previously said he wants the United States to acquire territories and sites ranging from the Panama Canal to Greenland, has appeared focused on Bagram for years.

He hinted on Thursday that the U.S. could acquire the base with some kind of Taliban consent but it was unclear what form such an agreement might take. It would be a remarkable turnaround for the Taliban, which fought to expel U.S. troops and retake the country from a U.S.-backed government.

The base once counted fast-food restaurants like Burger King and Pizza Hut catering to U.S. troops as well as shops selling everything from electronics to Afghan rugs. It also hosted a massive prison complex.

A U.S. official, speaking on condition of anonymity, said there was no active planning to militarily take over Bagram air base, which the U.S. abandoned along with the rest of the country when it withdrew from Afghanistan in 2021…

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The official said it would require tens of thousands of troops to take and hold Bagram air base, an expensive effort to repair the base, and a logistical headache to resupply the base — which would be an isolated U.S. enclave in a landlocked country.

Even after the U.S. military took control of the base, it would require a huge undertaking to clear and hold the massive perimeter around it to avoid the area from being used to launch rocket attacks against American forces inside…

Even if the Taliban accepted the U.S. re-occupation of Bagram following negotiations, it would need to be defended from a host of threats including Islamic State and al Qaeda militants inside Afghanistan.

It could also be vulnerable to an advanced missile threat from Iran, which attacked a major U.S. air base in Qatar in June after the United States struck Iranian nuclear sites…

In February, Trump complained that Biden had given up the base and said there had been a plan to keep a small U.S. force there, even though his February 2020 accord with the Taliban required a pullout of all U.S.-led international forces.

Trump’s comments came as the Pentagon is carrying out a review into the United States’ chaotic withdrawal from Afghanistan in 2021, which many policy leaders in his administration viewed as a distraction from bigger challenges facing the United States — like competition from China.

Over the weekend, U.S. officials held talks with the authorities in Kabul over Americans held in Afghanistan…

So a serious incursion would put American hostages’ lives at risk, as the cherry on Trump’s sundae?

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Like a spoiled toddler, demanding the toy he just rejected be reclaimed from the other kid…

Trump: "We're talking to Afghanistan. It should have never been given up."

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— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) September 19, 2025 at 5:09 PM

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The funny thing is I think this is pretty much exactly what Trump's peace deal with the Taliban would have looked like if he'd had the opportunity to implement it. Not withdrawal, not victory, but letting the Taliban be in charge of the shit we don't care about in return for keeping what we do

— Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST (@chathamharrison.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 12:43 PM

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After all, Russia sent troops to Afghanistan decades ago – it was a disaster for Russia – and Republicans want to duplicate Russia's failures.

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— Ambassador Greg Delawie (@gregdelawie.bsky.social) September 18, 2025 at 5:17 PM

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We really lucked out on largely ending the GWOT juuuuust before FPV drones became a universal insurgent and infantry weapon so to hop back into Afghanistan with a handshake agreement that the Taliban won't fuck us the first chance they get is WIIIIILD.

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— Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) September 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM

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Tellyawhattellyawhattellyawhat: We'll do it. Get 5,000 Proud Boys together. Every guy who ever said 'I woulda joined but I'm so alpha I'd have punched the drill sergeant.' We'll give em airborne training, a cool-ass video, book deal SEAL officers. They can drop in and take it their own damn self.

— Zeddy (@zeddary.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 11:11 AM

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Another leading indicator that this Ain’t Gonna Happen: Jeff Bezos’ hand-picked editorial team is enthusiastically on board!

I mean when has occupying Afghanistan ever gone wrong TWICE for someone

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— BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL (@edsbs.bsky.social) September 21, 2025 at 9:52 AM


 

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Re-Upping for the Weekend Peeps: Tune in on Thursday to Find Out 🤵🏻👰🏻

by WaterGirl|  September 21, 20251:14 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Cole's Wedding, Open Threads

Re-upping this post from Friday so we can catch everyone who might be interested in attending by Zoom.

Cole and Joelle’s big day is on Thursday – 6 days from today!

I can’t decide whether we’ll see what I like to call “deer in the headlights” Cole, “calm cool and collected” Cole, or the panicked energy of Bill O’Reilly in that famous clip.

Tune in this Thursday – just 4 days from now – for the Cole / Joelle nuptials.

🤵🏻👰🏻

Thursday, September 25, 2025
5 PM EST

It’s a Zoom, and if you want to attend, please send email to WaterGirl.  I’ll send out the link the day before the zoom.

Please include your Balloon Juice nym!   No zoom link without a nym.

Pro tip:  It’s best wishes to the bride, congratulations to the groom.  No congratulations to the bride for landing her man.

🤵🏻👰🏻

Zoom Details

The zoom will be set up to see the ceremony.  All of us will be muted.

Then we’ll see the picture taking (short), cutting of the cake, and refreshments.  Assuming that room setup will be conducive to that.

They are not providing cake and refreshments to the zoom attendees, which I think sucks, so everybody bake your own cake and have your favorite beverage at hand.

🤵🏻👰🏻

Zoom Etiquette

The zoom will be hosted by a formal institution, so we are expected to be on good behavior in the zoom chat.

Chat suggestions:  The bride looks beautiful!  Cole looks pretty good, too!   The cake is gorgeous!  Oh, there’s Mom Cole!

🤵🏻👰🏻

Balloon Juice Post at the same time as the Zoom

I will put up a BJ post where we can point and laugh and mock and make jokes about not wearing pants and wonder how Cole ever landed a beautiful bride like this.

Questions?

 

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Bag Men & Slam Books (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  September 21, 202510:40 am| 104 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Assholes, General Stupidity

News of two massive scandals involving the Trump Department of Justice emerged yesterday. In other words, a typical weekend in 2025. First up from MSNBC, “border czar” Tom Homan was allegedly caught on video being a gigantic crook:

In an undercover operation last year, the FBI recorded Tom Homan, now the White House border czar, accepting $50,000 in cash after indicating he could help the agents — who were posing as business executives — win government contracts in a second Trump administration, according to multiple people familiar with the probe and internal documents reviewed by MSNBC.

I’m not a lawyer or investigator, so maybe I’m off base here, but this part seems almost touching and precious in its naivety:

The FBI and the Justice Department planned to wait to see whether Homan would deliver on his alleged promise once he became the nation’s top immigration official. But the case indefinitely stalled soon after Donald Trump became president again in January, according to six sources familiar with the matter. In recent weeks, Trump appointees officially closed the investigation, after FBI Director Kash Patel requested a status update on the case, two of the people said.

So the plan was to forego busting Homan for accepting money and conspiring to corruptly influence future government contract awards with the expectation that if the crooked ex-president was elected in 2024 and once again took charge of the DOJ in 2025, the crooked president would allow the DOJ to bust his ally Homan for being a crook? Do I have that right?

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Next up, it appears the crooked and possibly demented president thought he was sending a private direct message to his corrupt attorney general via his Twitter knock-off platform, leaning on her to persecute his political enemies faster. Only he posted it publicly instead:

There’s no hiding the political retaliation and weaponization.

It’s all out in the open.

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— Sen. Adam Schiff (@schiff.senate.gov) September 20, 2025 at 9:44 PM

Oops — not supposed to document a criminal fucking conspiracy like that, Trump! The post was subsequently deleted, which indicates that yep, the dotard meant to send a DM.

Lindsey Halligan, the White House aide Trump name-checks in the post as a replacement U.S. attorney, is a crappy Florida insurance lawyer who has never prosecuted a case. So I’m sure she’ll work out just fine!

For some reason, the way Trump told Bondi that Halligan “likes you, a lot” reminds me of the handwritten notes kids used to surreptitiously pass around classrooms in 6th grade:

Do you like me? [ ] yes  [ ] no

I suppose kids today send irony-drenched disappearing Snapchats instead of passing notes — or slam books, remember them, fellow olds? So that’s another lost art.

Anyhoo, typical stuff, these massive scandals that would make the shade of Richard Nixon cringe in shame. I reckon today’s blanket media coverage of the MAGA star-studded Circle Kirk* will knock this stuff out of the news before one in a thousand Americans even hears about it.

But hopefully the statute of limitations won’t lapse before these crooks can be prosecuted, if democracy and the rule of law are restored. Maybe after directing officials to revise signage, stationery, URLs, etc., to restore the U.S. Department of Defense’s proper name from the childish and cringe Department of WAAAAR, the next Democratic president can rename the Department of Justice: Department of JAILING CROOKS.

Just kidding about that last part. But for real, if voters step up and hand Democrats a trifecta again, we need to refocus that department on the white collar crime wave that is engulfing the republic and prosecute every goddamn one of the many Trump crooks.

Open thread.

*Stolen from someone on Bluesky who called the nauseating levels of Charlie Kirk hagiography this.

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