Here’s President Crazypants just moments ago, reacting to the DoJ report on fired Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe:
DOJ just issued the McCabe report – which is a total disaster. He LIED! LIED! LIED! McCabe was totally controlled by Comey – McCabe is Comey!! No collusion, all made up by this den of thieves and lowlifes!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 13, 2018
The Washington Post has a summary of the report’s findings here, and you can read the whole 39-page report here. I’ll summarize it: The report faults McCabe for improperly allowing a leak to the WSJ in October 2016 that confirmed that the FBI was investigating the Clinton Foundation and subsequently misleading Comey about that leak.
How Twitler concludes that an improper leak that damaged Hillary Clinton’s campaign right before the election and the subsequent gaslighting of Comey (which McCabe disputes) implicates Comey and exculpates Trump is a mystery. Well, not really — as the mafia lawyer-enforced fictions that have bolstered his massive ego and buttressed his undeserved standing, first as a celebrity and now as president, crumble to dust, Trump is losing what remains of his shit.
Seriously, look at that report, which mentions Trump exactly once and then only in passing, and tell me how a sane person gets “McCabe is Comey!” and “No collusion!” out of it. It’s like reading a Cheerios box and then rising from the breakfast table to screech about chem-trails and skunk apes. Twitler has gone bye-bye. Oh well. We won’t miss him, will we?
Open thread!