yo check this. a play-doh ouroboros pic.twitter.com/uUsDvNeck6
— mindset expert (@cd_hooks) April 17, 2017
My sources^1 have new information^2 on a major scandal^3 that will change everything^4.
1. Tweets
2. Rumors
3. Wish-fulfillment
4. It won't— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) April 17, 2017
It is tree-pollen season here, and while I have a bunch of Serious Constructive articles tabbed up to post about, all I want to do is take another mouth-breathing, stunned-into-submission nap!
Fun, easy way to find people to block: Tweet something complimentary of Serena Williams.
— Annie Lowrey (@AnnieLowrey) April 20, 2017
Since my feed is entirely Trump, O'Reilly and sports, this seems the optimal moment for this GIF pic.twitter.com/C4b9d0BaBG
— Shane Goldmacher (@ShaneGoldmacher) April 19, 2017
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