you can do it, we believe in you https://t.co/TBWb2sjuIW
— Abraham Lincoln (@abradamlinkoln) October 6, 2019
“Marry for money, you’ll work for it later,” my Nana always said…
Trump: I am totally going to poop my pants
Everyone: He is going to poop his pants
Republicans: He’s just joking
Trump: <poops his pants>
Everyone: Yup, he pooped his pants
Republicans: People who hate pants-pooping are the real problem. pic.twitter.com/LcsFbyEKUz
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 7, 2019