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Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

People are weird.

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

There are consequences to being an arrogant, sullen prick.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Let’s delete this post and never speak of this again.

You come for women, you’re gonna get your ass kicked.

Humiliatingly small and eclipsed by the derision of millions.

Come on, man.

I did not have this on my fuck 2025 bingo card.

Baby steps, because the Republican Party is full of angry babies.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

“They all knew.”

Michigan is a great lesson for Dems everywhere: when you have power…use it!

rich, arrogant assholes who equate luck with genius

The Supreme Court cannot be allowed to become the ultimate, unaccountable arbiter of everything.

Republicans firmly believe having an abortion is a very personal, very private decision between a woman and J.D. Vance.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

DeSantis transforming Florida into 1930s Germany with gators and theme parks.

The arc of the moral universe does not bend itself. it is up to us to bend it.

I really should read my own blog.

… pundit janitors mopping up after the gop

Sadly, there is no cure for stupid.

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Open Thread: Artistically Designed, Steel-Slatted Bullshit

by Anne Laurie|  December 19, 20186:35 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Dolt 45, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, Go Fuck Yourself

The Democrats, are saying loud and clear that they do not want to build a Concrete Wall – but we are not building a Concrete Wall, we are building artistically designed steel slats, so that you can easily see through it….

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) December 19, 2018

Have I mentioned you're not getting a wall?

Because you're not getting a wall.#FreedomDitch

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) December 19, 2018


 
Well, metaphorically he is…

(Matt Davies via GoComics.com)
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Why suddenly this Syria news?? "One Defense Department official suggested that Mr. Trump also wants to divert attention away from the series of legal challenges confronting him over the recent days…"https://t.co/1zwF1uDMFs

— Nahal Toosi (@nahaltoosi) December 19, 2018

christ…I bet Trump thinks abandoning the Kurds will turn unspent operations cash into a slush fund for his dumbass racist wall.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) December 19, 2018


 
Since other funding sources are not exactly prospering:

This is going to end with a Build the Wall Patreon isn't it https://t.co/SvQTiB7zdG

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) December 18, 2018

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A Few Thoughts on The President’s Announced Withdrawal of US Forces and Personnel from Syria

by Adam L Silverman|  December 19, 20185:37 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: America, Election 2016, Foreign Affairs, Military, Open Threads, Silverman on Security, Not Normal

I want to share a few thoughts on the President’s announcement this morning that US Forces and personnel will be immediately, or as immediate as is ever possible when the military is involved, withdrawn from Syria. Some of you are aware that I was involved with, and provided inputs for, the development of the US’s theater strategy for combatting ISIS in Syria and Iraq specifically through pre-deployment strategic analysis and assessment, and have provided remote reachback support to senior personnel (both a former boss and a number of my former students) deployed at Combined Joint Task Force Operation Inherent Resolve and its subordinate elements. I have also either been asked if I would be willing to deploy back to Iraq or have offered to do so several times since 2013. None of those potential deployments materialized. Please keep all of this in mind when you read this post. I clearly have some subjective involvement in and attachment to what we’re currently doing, even with the changes that were made once the current administration came into office in January 2017. I’m going to keep this as brief as possible to avoid potential problems related to my past work on this problem set.

This morning the President announced that he was ordering an immediate withdrawal of US military and civilian personnel from Syria. We now know what that means, provided it is not changed, adjusted, and/or cancelled given that DOD, State, and the National Security Council and Staff appear to have been blindsided by the President’s announcement.

BREAKING — All US troops to withdraw from Syria in 60-100 days, US official to Reuters

— Ragıp Soylu (@ragipsoylu) December 19, 2018

The immediate, within 24 hour removal of State Department personnel, while not logistically difficult, is a huge issue. The personnel being withdrawn were working on the civilian side of the Stability Operations we are conducting. This includes the USAID personnel who are working with internally displaced Syrians, as well as refugees in the region and coordinating humanitarian relief and assistance with local NGOs and other local groups. The military withdrawal will, of course, take longer because it isn’t just removing personnel, but equipment, which will obviously take longer than 24 hours.

So what, exactly, are we actually doing in Syria? What is it that will stop as a result of this withdrawal order? We are basically doing two things in Syria. The first is a train, advise, and assist mission with our local Syrian partners who are predominantly Kurdish, but some are Arabs, who are fighting ISIS. This is a Special Forces mission supported by a some Marine Corps artillery. The second thing we’re doing is, as an extension of the train, advise, and assist mission, conducting stability operations among the Syrian population where we are partnered with and training our local Syrian partners. This is being done within a “by, with, and through” strategy of partnering with vetted local groups. If we pull out there will be four immediate effects.

  1. The collapse of the local stabilization we’re contributing to. This will result in increased internally displaced Syrians and Syrian refugees who will flee ahead of both Syrian and ISIS efforts to fill the vacuum the withdrawal will create.
  2. As a result of the first effect, we will see an increased humanitarian crisis in the areas we withdraw from.
  3. We will once again have abandoned the Kurds despite the promises we’ve made to them, which further diminishes the United States ability to exercise any form of national power (Diplomatic, Information, Military, Economic), because it further demonstrates that we can’t be trusted, won’t keep our word, and can’t be counted on.
  4. The vacuum and destabilization created by the withdrawal will be filled by both Syrian forces and ISIS. They will move to occupy and control the areas we’ve left, will fight each other in them, and this will lead to further destabilization in Syria and, potentially, throughout the Levant. It creates new stresses, challenges, and threats for Iraq and Lebanon, as well as for Israel and Turkey even though both of those states have been pursuing their own interests in Syria. And because of increased refugee outflows, it will increase pressures and problems for our allies in the EU.

2/ “… Earlier this month, CJCS” — the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff — “said there’s only eight thousand trained (local) forces in Syria and we need 40 thousand to defeat ISIS. Where did POTUS get the information to make this decision?”

— Jake Tapper 🦅 (@jaketapper) December 19, 2018

We have not, no matter what the President has said, defeated ISIS. While it is true that ISIS has lost its physical holdings – the self declared caliphate – this actually makes them more dangerous, not less. They are no longer required to try to hold their territorial gains, nor are they required to provide the functions of a state within the self declared caliphate. As a result they have actually been liberated to focus on a low intensity irregular and asymmetric war to achieve their objective: the spread and imposition of their extreme understanding of tawheed/the radical unity of the Deity on their fellow Muslims. This includes forcefully and, if necessary, violently cracking down on what they define as innovation in Islam/Islamic practice (bidda), unbelief (kufr), apostasy (ridda), and polytheism (shirk). Freed of having to create and administer a state – the self declared caliphate – ISIS has been freed up to actually become more dangerous and more lethal. ISIS fighters are now free to go anywhere and fight everywhere. Destroying the physical caliphate, while an important step in reducing ISIS and its ability to do harm within and without the Levant, is not itself a defeat of ISIS. And, as counterintuitive as it may seem, it actually increases ISIS’s lethality within and without the Levant in the short term. This is not something that US policymakers, as well as the senior military and civilian leaders tasked with reducing ISIS were unaware of. As is always the case when pursuing strategic objectives, achieving one creates new problems that require new, or at least adjusted, strategies to resolve.

Our withdrawal, especially an immediate one, also creates openings for the regional powers that have been using the Syrian Civil War as a proxy war to achieve their own regional objectives. The Syrian Civil War, of which the fight against ISIS is only one facet, has been facilitated and worsened because the Saudis, the Iranians, and the Turks have all used the civil war itself, as well as the proxies they are funding and supporting within it, to try to become the regional hegemon. These three regional powers are largely pursuing a religio-political hegemony.

The Saudis seek to establish themselves as the leaders of a Sunni Muslim Middle East, rooted in their state sanctioned form of Islam – Salafism. Salafism, meaning fundamentalism, is really tawheed – Muhammed ibn Abdul Wahhab’s doctrine of the radical unity of the Deity as the focus of Islam. The Iranians seek to consolidate and maintain the sphere of influence they have created in and through Iraq and Lebanon, both Twelver Shi’a majority states, and Syria, which is controlled by the Alawites a Shi’a offshoot that the Supreme Religious Authority in Iran has declared is actually Shi’a. Erdogan in Turkey seeks to return the Turks to their historic role of influencing and dominating the Middle East, the trans-Caucusus, and Central Asia as the East/West and North/South gateway in the region.

The Israelis are also trying to manipulate the Syrian Civil War to create and achieve their long standing goal of creating strategic depth between themselves and the Iranians. Which is why Netanyahu has been dealing directly with Putin in regard to just how far Iranian regular and irregular forces are allowed to proceed in Syria. This deal between Netanyahu and Putin also appears to be why the President ordered a partial withdrawal of US military and civilian personnel who were supporting rebel groups and helping to provide local stability in Syria near the Israeli border earlier this year.

Finally, Russia has its own interests in Syria. They need to maintain their warm water port at Latakia. But they also need the Syrian Civil War, as well as the threat posed by ISIS, for as long as possible. Putin’s strategic objective here is to keep the Levant unstable for as long as possible in order to maximize refugee flows into Europe and thereby provide the nationalist and neo-fascist movements, political parties, and politicians he’s supporting with an ongoing divisive issue in his ongoing attempt to exacerbate domestic political issues within Europe in order to rip apart the European Union and NATO.

Senior GOP Nat-Sec official on Syria troop withdrawal: "This is the Trump foreign policy everyone feared: rash geopolitical decisions with little benefit for U.S. security… will only incentivize more aggressive behavior from countries like Russia and China."

— Eli Stokols (@EliStokols) December 19, 2018

If the President’s announcement of an immediate withdrawal was part of a well developed strategy to achieve the US’s policy objectives of defeating ISIS and stabilizing the Levant, then I would be very supportive. We shouldn’t have personnel deployed where despite their tactical successes, they are unable to achieve the larger US and allied strategic objectives. This dynamic has been the case in Afghanistan for years, which is why the best thing that can happen in the Afghan theater of operations is a negotiated settlement and a withdrawal of almost all US military personnel. Any ongoing mission in Afghanistan, provided the Afghans would be interested, should be all about political and economic development, which can be accomplished a lot more effectively by civilian subject matter experts from the civilian agencies of the US government and our coalition partners and allies. This, however, is not the case in Syria. ISIS is not defeated and, if anything, is even more dangerous as it is now freed from having to defend actual physical territory. And the Syrian Civil War is still ongoing and destabilizing the Levant as well as Europe. The limited/light footprint train, advise, and assist strategy we are currently pursuing still has merit. It should not be abandoned on a whim.

Open thread.

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I’m Ok With This

by John Cole|  December 19, 20183:39 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs

All for this:

On Monday, the U.S. special representative for Syria engagement publicly pledged that the U.S. commitment to Syria would not waiver. The very next day, Trump reportedly decided to rapidly withdraw all U.S. troops there. Trump appears to be discarding his entire Syria and Iran strategy at a single stroke, giving up any and all U.S. influence in the region — and disregarding the advice of his top national security officials.

If he follows through, Trump’s decision will have devastating and dangerous consequences for the United States, the region and the Syrian people.

Trump seemed to confirm over Twitter on Wednesday reports that he has instructed the Pentagon to plan for the rapid withdrawal of some 2,000 U.S. forces from Syria’s northeast, which was recently liberated from Islamic State rule.

Throw in Afghanistan and let’s bring them all home. Obviously, Tom Cotton and Lindsey Graham will be apoplectic about this, and I’m sure the Likuds will hate it, but I am supportive of us unentangling ourselves from a variety of places. I’ll let Adam handle the geopolitical repercussions, if any, although I am sure they will be far less dramatic than what the hysterics will claim.

And of course, this being Trump, there is no doubt in my mind that this will happen in the most destructive manner possible, if it happens, but the simple fact of the matter is we’ve had several years and no one has been able to dictate a coherent reason for being there, objectives that should we achieve them we will draw down, or any clear mission. Same for Afghanistan, just add 15 years.

So, whatever. Bring them home.

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His Picture Is NOT In The Dictionary Next To “Good Lawyer”

by Tom Levenson|  December 19, 201811:37 am| 160 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Republican Venality, Bring on the Brawndo!, Looks Like I Picked the Wrong Week to Stop Sniffing Glue, Not Normal, Schadenfreude, Sociopaths

The incredible unveiling of Rudy Giuliani, Ace Defense Counsel™ continues apace, as Talking Points Memo documents:

After Giuliani claimed on Sunday that Trump never signed a letter of intent for the project, CNN obtained a copy of the letter, which contained Trump’s signature. [link in the original]

Chris Cuomo actually had the gall, the infinite gall, to brandish the signed letter, complete w. Donald Trump’s self-implicating scrawl, on live camera!  What’s an Ace Defense Counsel™ to do?

Never fear, never flinch, and always remember the last refuge of the fidelity-challenged: “who you going to believe, me, or your lying eyes.”

In the interview with the Daily News, Giuliani refused to acknowledge that he told CNN Sunday that “no one signed the letter.”

“I don’t think I said nobody signed it,” Giuliani told the Daily News.

Ummm.  Rudy.  There is videotape!

Anyway, says Ace Defense Counsel™, what’s a little light conflict of interest.  Seriously, folks, what do you expect a perpetually-skating-the-edge-of-bankruptcy to do?  And who the f**k cares anyway?

But Giuliani argued during an interview with New York Daily News that the letter is “bullshit because it didn’t go anywhere.” [link in the original]

According to this line of analysis by our Ace Defense Counsel™, if an attempted coition fails to reach fruition, it don’t count.   That is, one can remain mostly virginal, as long as you don’t fully enjoy yourself.

This is funny.  It really is.  It would be more so, of course, if it wasn’t so damn serious, if this weren’t the state of affairs that emerges when small time and stupid crooks wield enormous power.

But even as we live in fear for our selves, our republic, and the world…we can still take unfeigned pleasure at the sight of Rudy Noun-Verb-911 Giuliani showing himself to everyone being what New Yorkers have known for a long time: a Flatbush fugazi.
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Images:  Jean de Paleologu, Poster for Loïe Fuller at the Folies Bergère, 1897.
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Albrecht Cuyp, Cows in a River, c. 1650

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This Majestic Motherfucker

by John Cole|  December 19, 201810:12 am| 98 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Dog Blogging

I was reading the news and about to write yet another fucking post about Trump when I heard Steve cleaning himself behind me, turned around and look, and with the lighting and his current playful mood he was looking majestic as fuck, so instead I took some pictures:

He was pretty clearly in one of his rare moods where he was ok with being photographed, and allowed me to get some closeups:

I don’t care what people say about my photography skills, Steve more than compensates for my shitty picture taking, because that right there is the cover of some Cat Fancy magazine. One of my favorite things about cats and dogs is the super fine hairs around their noses, and how you can just see the texture. That is some fucking cat, I tell you. I love him so much.

Also, here is a bonus picture of Lily:

She was pouting because I would not give her more wet food. I broke down, of course, and gave her a treat.

Trump can wait. Feast your eyes on that amazing fucking lion I have shitting in a box in my house. Crazy he lets us all live.

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Breaking: The US Is Withdrawing From Syria (According To Trump)

by Cheryl Rofer|  December 19, 20189:50 am| 66 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Seriously

We (the royal we) are declaring victory.

[I use screenshots of Trump’s tweets for two reasons: not to give him the clicks, and sometimes he deletes them.]

This is something of a surprise to everyone, although he attempted it some months back, only to be stopped by those in the administration who want a war against Iran or maybe Russia.

Trump throws US Middle East policy into chaos: his secretaries of state and defense and other senior officials disagree, have been saying ISIS remains deadly threat, still controls pockets of territory; US troop w/drawal also surrenders US leverage in Syria political settlement. https://t.co/6VTjKXzksl

— Jonathan Landay Reuters (@JonathanLanday) December 19, 2018

https://twitter.com/profmusgrave/status/1075398094244712448

https://twitter.com/nateschenkkan/status/1075399285787758592

https://twitter.com/abuaardvark/status/1075392976195469312

Did Turkey just stare down Trump in Syria? (More likely that a deal has been cut – perhaps one that will also see Erdogan stop talking about the Khashoggi murder…) https://t.co/yjqkTcJiph

— Mark MacKinnon (@markmackinnon) December 19, 2018

I don’t feel too much empathy towards those who signed up to work for the Trump administration, but today I feel a small swell of pity for the poor schmucks at Treasury and DoD who are gonna have to answer press queries.

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 19, 2018

Every couple of months somebody in DC actually bothers to ask the President what he wants for Syria and inevitably this happens. Next NSC turn-over in 3… 2… https://t.co/oBipGziOgC

— Tobias Schneider (@tobiaschneider) December 19, 2018

I tend to agree with the folks who say it’s the right policy decision, but badly executed. Additionally, it may well be reversed when those desiring a war with Iran or Russia get into the Oval Office for a friendly chat. Developing.

Open thread.

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Changes, law and time re the Warren bill

by David Anderson|  December 19, 20189:04 am| 22 Comments

This post is in: Anderson On Health Insurance, Election 2020

Senator Warren (D-MA) introduced a bill that would authorize the federal government to directly manufacture or contract for some high cost generic drugs including insulin. I don’t have a well formed opinion about this bill yet as I am still trying to think through the dynamic effects. But there is one very good point that Alexander Gaffney is making

 

I know i'm late to the party on this Warren drug manufacturing bill. Plenty of other comments aside for now — I seriously doubt the government could even *hire* a staff for this office within a year, let alone start manufacturing. https://t.co/VGeCRUNBu5

— Alexander Gaffney (@AlecGaffney) December 19, 2018

 

The bill has an aggressive schedule for success:

MANUFACTURING LEVELS.—Not later than 1 year after the date of enactment of this section, the Office shall manufacture, or enter into contracts with entities for the manufacture, of not less than 15 applicable drugs. Not later than 3 years after such date of enactment, the Office shall manufacture, or enter into contracts with entities for the manufacture, of not less than 25 applicable drugs.

This is a new program. The federal government does not do new programs quickly. For success to be achieved, especially first year success, the agency would need to find at least an interim director, recruit at least a core staff including several exceedingly hard to find and hire scientific, manufacturing and legal advisors, lease office space, find the coffee pot, get complex contracts negotiated and reviewed and then get things started. This is a complex undertaking even if we assume there are no significant legal challenges from any of the entities that are probably going to be losing money from this policy.

As we think about healthcare bills and changes, we need to think about implementation timelines. If there is anything other than shifting money flows, the federal government needs time especially if program success counts on private sector actors active and enthusiastic participation. They need to know what the rules are, they need to prepare their bids, they need to rework their internal processes.

This applies for any of the pharmacy bills. It will apply to ACA 3.1 or Medicare for All or Medicare Buy-in. I was recently having a beer with a fellow health policy nerd, and we were stuck debating whether or not the earliest major implementation of anything that re-opens Title 1 of the ACA (the coverage requirement section for guaranteed issue and community rating) would be a twenty four or a thirty six month slog. I’m leaning towards thirty six months. My friend thought that depending on the definition of “major”, twenty four months would be a plausible time frame. Medicare for X packages would need several years to ripen after a Presidential signature before implementation could proceed well for large parts of the population.

Implementation timelines are not sexy. They are not fun. The project managers who have to think about these things scare me. But these timelines partially define what is plausibly promised.

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