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Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

Speaker Mike Johnson is a vile traitor to the House and the Constitution.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

This really is a full service blog.

In my day, never was longer.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

My right to basic bodily autonomy is not on the table. that’s the new deal.

We know you aren’t a Democrat but since you seem confused let me help you.

He seems like a smart guy, but JFC, what a dick!

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

Give the craziest people you know everything they want and hope they don’t ask for more? Great plan.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

I’m more christian than these people and i’m an atheist.

If you voted for Trump, you don’t get to speak about ethics, morals, or rule of law.

SCOTUS: It’s not “bribery” unless it comes from the Bribery region of France. Otherwise, it’s merely “sparkling malfeasance”.

The desire to stay informed is directly at odds with the need to not be constantly enraged.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

“I was told there would be no fact checking.”

You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

Republican also-rans: four mules fighting over a turnip.

Stay strong, because they are weak.

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Sunday Morning Garden Chat: Daylilies!

by Anne Laurie|  August 18, 20244:50 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: Garden Chats

Sunday Morning Garden Chat:  Daylilies!
 
One of my minor grievances concerning climate change is that our daylily season has shifted at least three weeks forward in the last 25 years… and I really miss having their exuberant colors brighten up early August! Thank you for these mementos, Satby:

After the spring tulips and daffodils, and also after the spring peonies and iris, come the summer daylily blooms. Dan B and I have been trading pictures. I can’t name them though, I bought an assortment of “lost tag” daylily fans from a supplier and so they’re all surprises.

I love surprises!

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Late Night Open Thread: That Lingering Smell of Burnt Toast

by Anne Laurie|  August 18, 20242:45 am| 159 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery

Elon tries to jumpstart #Trump campaign…OOPS. https://t.co/S5IOm2CoGu

— Laurie Garrett (@Laurie_Garrett) August 13, 2024

Remember when your middle-school history textbook tried to get you interested in the ‘colorful’ figures of the original Gilded Age bust-out, cartoon characters like John D Rockefeller and Nominally President Harding? Someday historians — assuming there are still historians — will treat Musk and TFG’s “interview” the same way…

So some volunteers for Kamala were able to organize the worlds largest Zoom call in history a few days after she become the nominee…..but the Trump camp and Elon Musk can’t start an X Space on time on the site Musk personally owns?

There isn’t even video here.

Not good.

— Peter Henlein (@SwissWatchGuy) August 13, 2024

Remember how excited they were when they fired the “diversity” and only kept the “real coders.”

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

— LadyGrey ???????????? (@TWLadyGrey) August 13, 2024

Big night for the Silicon Valley crowd that invested in both Elon’s Twitter and Trump’s campaign.

— Daily Trix (@DailyTrix) August 13, 2024

Best example of Trump’s slurring I’ve heard: “Sthrikehh”, at the 9second mark:

NBC: Donald Trump praised Elon Musk for having mass firings and layoffs at his multiple companies, saying 'they go on strike, that's okay, then you're all gone' pic.twitter.com/CbxqrAZNyb

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) August 13, 2024

For a fascism-curious billionaire who loves cuddling up to right-wing loons, Elon Musk sure is good at making right-wing politicians look stupid. He did that with Donald Trump tonight. An unmitigated disaster.
My column on Trump’s ongoing spiral:https://t.co/gTXJEKyO5A

— Rex Huppke (@RexHuppke) August 13, 2024

You Trump-haters out there should never be mad at Elon for this, because this is going to be the source of memes and quotes and clips for weeks

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) August 13, 2024

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Balloon-Juice After Dark: They Really Are That Weird

by TaMara|  August 18, 20241:59 am| 65 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Bring On The Meteor, Weird

Please let this be AI, please let this be AI, please, please, please…

OMG there are more of them pic.twitter.com/RqQpnJ9fFl

— 🥀_ Imposter_🥀 (@Imposter_Edits) August 18, 2024

 

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Text: JD Vance Full Family Kit (and I cannot believe I just typed that)

This is going to haunt my dreams tonight.   Please someone tell me this is just some fake shit someone made and passed off as real. Because, just no. First it was diapers, then it was sanitary napkin ear pads, now this?

We have got to vote these folks out and pray they don’t reproduce.

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War for Ukraine Day 906: The Starlink Snowflake & the Fun Sized Tyrant

by Adam L Silverman|  August 17, 202410:30 pm| 28 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A quick housekeeping note. Rosie is still doing great. Next treatment is Monday and I’ll have more to report then.

Air raid alerts are up over all of eastern, central, and northern Ukraine as of 10:1 PM EDT/ 5;12 AM local time in Ukraine. Russian strategic aviation is airborne over Russia, which means this morning’s bombardment will be cruise missiles in addition to Shahed drones.

Air raid alert map of Ukraine for 17 AUG 2024 at 10:15 PM EDT. Air raid alerts are indicated in red on the map over all of eastern, central, and northern Ukraine.

Chechen warlord Ramzan Kadyrov claims the Starlink Snowflake gave him a Cybertruck as a gift. Which Kadyrov quickly mounted a machine gun on and then claims to have sent to his troops fighting as part of Russia’s genocidal re-invasion of Ukraine.

Kadyrov said he received a Tesla Cybertrack from Elon Musk. He promised to send it to the “special military operation” zone and attached a machine gun to it.

“Elon, thank you! Come to Grozny, I will receive you as the most dear guest! I do not think that our Russian MFA will be… pic.twitter.com/m72fg2G2PU

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) August 17, 2024

Kadyrov said he received a Tesla Cybertrack from Elon Musk. He promised to send it to the “special military operation” zone and attached a machine gun to it.

“Elon, thank you! Come to Grozny, I will receive you as the most dear guest! I do not think that our Russian MFA will be against such a trip. And, of course, we are waiting for your new developments that will contribute to the completion of the SMO,” Kadyrov wrote on his Telegram channel.

If the Starlink Snowflake has actually given Kadyrov a Cybertruck as a gift, that is a bit of a problem for Apartheid Clyde. Because Kadyrov has been under US sanctions since 2017, with additional sanctions added as a result of his participation in Russia’s genocidal re-invasion of Ukraine.

The Starlink Snowflake’s tech also seems to be installed on Russia’s new naval drone:

***BREAKING***#Russian naval drone (USV) shown with Starlink (!)

Russia is generally behind #Ukraine in use of USVs, but this design appears sensible, similar to Magura and Sea Baby types#OSINThttps://t.co/VzxHUm5W8G

— H I Sutton (@CovertShores) August 13, 2024

From Naval News:

The war in the Black Sea has been shaped, maybe even defined, by maritime drones. So far it has been a Ukrainian dominated arena, with Russia lagging behind Ukraine in the adoption of uncrewed surface vessels (USVs). Now Russia appears to be slowly entering the game with increasingly credible designs.

The latest type, the Murena-300S appears generally comparable with Ukrainian types. And more significantly, it appears to have a Starlink antenna.

Starlink satellite communications have played an important part in enabling Ukrainian drones to operate so effectively. Along with the rival Kymeta system, it allows the drones to be controlled in real time. This has permitted a human-in-the-loop approach to attacking enemy ships, with the pilot ashore literally guiding the USV into the target. This has only been possible thanks to the data rate and reliability of these systems.

The apparent Starlink antenna on the Murena-300S has been hidden under camouflage netting but its distinctive shape is evident. The corners of the square antenna are also just visible in photographs from the event.

Russian troops can purchase Starlink abroad with numbers of terminals acquired on the open market. Since its use by Russian troops came to light earlier this year, the Pentagon teamed up with SpaceX, who make it, to block Russia from using it. How effective this will be remains to be seen. Certainly the inclusion of an antenna on the vessel suggests that it isn’t entirely written off.

Possibly the antenna is for a different satellite network, or possibly it is only a prop intended as a ruse. However, while the manufacturer doesn’t call out the Starlink, it does claim “On-line Interference-proof GNSS” which fits. As well as this, the USV is advertised as having an inertial navigation system (INS), electrooptical sensors, infrared thermal imaging and LIDAR.

More at the link!

The Starlink Snowflake, despite being having a very public drug addiction, has a high level US security clearance. He has one because of his ownership of SpaceX. The drug use alone should disqualify him from keeping that clearance, but Kadyrov’s claims that Musk has violated US sanctions allowing Kadyrov to repurpose a Cybertruck into an assault vehicle to be used against Ukraine, as well as H.I. Sutton’s reporting that Starlink terminals are on Russia’s newest naval drones, are all just further evidence that his clearance should be stripped and caged. While Colin Kahl fortunately stepped down as Undersecretary of Defense for Policy in mid-2023, before he did he explained to everyone why the Biden administration allows Musk to maintain his clearances and control over a major defense contractor:

Last October, Colin Kahl, then the Under-Secretary of Defense for Policy at the Pentagon, sat in a hotel in Paris and prepared to make a call to avert disaster in Ukraine. A staffer handed him an iPhone—in part to avoid inviting an onslaught of late-night texts and colorful emojis on Kahl’s own phone. Kahl had returned to his room, with its heavy drapery and distant view of the Eiffel Tower, after a day of meetings with officials from the United Kingdom, France, and Germany. A senior defense official told me that Kahl was surprised by whom he was about to contact: “He was, like, ‘Why am I calling Elon Musk?’ ”

The reason soon became apparent. “Even though Musk is not technically a diplomat or statesman, I felt it was important to treat him as such, given the influence he had on this issue,” Kahl told me.

You may have noticed the category error that Kahl made, which was feeling that it was important to treat Musk as if he was something he is not. One of the major errors the Biden administration, especially its senior natsec appointees, have made over and over since 2001 is not realizing that there’s no point in having power if you’re not going to use it. With the exception of the cult of personality stock bubble driving Tesla profits, every cent Musk has made at Tesla (carbon offset credits) and SpaceX is from US government contracts. Moreover, he’s a walking securities and exchange violation and has openly supported parties and/or attempts to overthrow the government. The latter of which is disqualifying for holding a clearance.

Biden’s natsec appointees, including the absolute failure of an attorney general Merrick Garland, need to grow a spine very quickly and deal with the Musk problem before it gets worse. Musk, as well as Thiel and the rest of their ultra-high net worth colleagues need to be understood as a very specific type of insider threats. Specifically, because of the enormity of their wealth, which makes it possible to travel anywhere whenever they like and to own property and gain residency and/or citizenship wherever they want, have no allegiance or even affinity for the state and societies they are citizens of. The only affinity they might have only exists so long as their wealth buys them the influence to control the parts of those states and societies they care about. In this context, care about means the ability to give them political, financial, and social control in order to extract rents from the polity, society, and economy. Musk and the other ultra-high net worth individuals are the ultimate insider threats and present a clear and present danger to the United States, our allies, and our partners. They need to be dealt with accordingly while it is still possible to do so.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Saturday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  August 17, 20248:30 pm| 59 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Still feeling a little crappy today, so I have been doing not much of anything and watching the X-Men movies in order (I am up to Apocalypse) and shitposting on twitter. I know I shouldn’t talk about this without pictures, but Maxwell is sitting on my lap like the handsome gentleman that he is, and it really is one of my favorite things.

I just love being fully owned and claimed by a cat. It’s just such a rewarding experience. I like it when I am sitting here and the cat decides “hey that looks comfortable and peaceful I’m gonna get me some of that,” jumps up on the chair and sits on my lap or stomach depending how reclined I am and just sits there and stares at me while I pet him. The purring, the cleaning themselves, the eye contact, it’s all just so nice. You know they feel safe and you know they accept you. Nothing better.

And I will leave you all with that thought.

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Foreign Affairs Open Thread: Tim Walz Went to China… Many Times!

by Anne Laurie|  August 17, 20246:53 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Foreign Affairs, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!

How will the FBI can explain this photograph of Walz beaming next to a CCP operative https://t.co/0htUIqdvVA pic.twitter.com/jTGXPTDJxe

— tyson brody (@tysonbrody) August 16, 2024

.@Tim_Walz has had a decades-long history with China — promoting exchanges between Chinese and American citizens, but criticizing its government and the Chinese Communist Party for human rights abuses and bad governance. By @amyyqin @KeithBradsher: https://t.co/2B621qz1Nz

— Edward Wong (@ewong) August 11, 2024

In case y’all didn’t have a high enough opinion of Coach Walz already… “Tim Walz’s Long Relationship With China Defies Easy Stereotypes”: [gift link]

In the summer of 1989, Tim Walz faced a difficult choice.

A newly minted college graduate from small-town Nebraska, he had just turned down a stable, 9-to-5 job offer and moved across the world to teach at a local high school in China. He had made it as far as Hong Kong, just across the Chinese border, when People’s Liberation Army tanks rolled into Tiananmen Square to crush pro-democracy protests.

Rumors were flying about a possible civil war in China. Many foreigners, including most American teachers, had fled the country. Should he go back home or continue his journey into China?

He decided to go in.

“It was my belief at that time that the diplomacy was going to happen on many levels, certainly people to people,” Mr. Walz recalled in 2014 during a congressional hearing marking the 25th anniversary of the Tiananmen Square crackdown. “The opportunity to be in a Chinese high school at that critical time seemed to me to be really important.”

The one year that Mr. Walz spent teaching English in southern China was the start of what would become a decades-long relationship with the country. As high school teachers in Nebraska and Minnesota, Mr. Walz and his wife, Gwen, regularly led trips to China in the 1990s and early 2000s to introduce students to China’s history and culture. Mr. Walz has said that he has traveled to China some 30 times, including for his honeymoon.

That deep history of engagement with China reflects a lesser-known international dimension of the Democratic vice-presidential candidate. If elected vice president, Mr. Walz would bring to the White House unusually extensive personal experience in China — a history that supporters say could be an asset at a time of volatile relations between Washington and Beijing…

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John Lewis 1, Confederates 0 (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  August 17, 20242:51 pm| 204 Comments

This post is in: Fables Of The Reconstruction, Justice, Open Threads

I’m ashamed to admit that while growing up in rural Florida with Confederate monuments in every town square, I didn’t fully grasp the message they were installed to send. I didn’t think about them at all.

Hell, back then and to this day, there are still human Confederate monuments walking the earth, such as former Trump AG Jefferson Davis Beauregard Jubilation Chifforobe Sessions.

That’s why this is so cool:

Statue being lowered into place with a craneHere’s the AP News report from Decatur, Georgia:

A large bronze statue of the late civil rights icon leader and Georgia congressman John Lewis was installed Friday, at the very spot where a contentious monument to the confederacy stood for more than 110 years in the town square before it was dismantled in 2020.

Work crews gently rested the 12-foot-tall (3.7-meter-tall) statue into place as the internationally acclaimed sculptor, Basil Watson, looked on carefully.

“It’s exciting to see it going up and exciting for the city because of what he represents and what it’s replacing,” Watson said, as he assisted with the install process.

I’m generally in favor of fewer statues and more gargoyles, but Rep. John Lewis was truly a great and heroic American who faithfully served all of his constituents and therefore deserves the honor. It’s especially fitting that his statue replaces cheap-ass Birth of a Nation-era Confederate claptrap.

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