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One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

Innocent people do not delay justice.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

You cannot shame the shameless.

One way or another, he’s a liar.

Shut up, hissy kitty!

So fucking stupid, and still doing a tremendous amount of damage.

You don’t get to peddle hatred on saturday and offer condolences on sunday.

Incompetence, fear, or corruption? why not all three?

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

When I decide to be condescending, you won’t have to dream up a fantasy about it.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

Reality always lies in wait for … Democrats.

Jack Smith: “Why did you start campaigning in the middle of my investigation?!”

Dear legacy media: you are not here to influence outcomes and policies you find desirable.

The way to stop violence is to stop manufacturing the hatred that fuels it.

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

Quote tweet friends, screenshot enemies.

Just because you believe it, that does not make it true.

The republican ‘Pastor’ of the House is an odious authoritarian little creep.

Their shamelessness is their super power.

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On The Road – Captain C – Arizona – February 2024 : Jerome part 3

by WaterGirl|  May 31, 20245:00 am| 7 Comments

This post is in: Arizona, On The Road, Photo Blogging

Captain C

We conclude the Jerome subset, including some of my favorite establishments.

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Jerome, AZ

Looking north towards San Francisco Peaks in the late afternoon.

Chill Dawn Open Thread: Even the Hangovers Will Be Happy Ones

by Anne Laurie|  May 31, 20244:48 am| 106 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Indictments, Schadenfreude

Here is the Time cover. pic.twitter.com/CKSxjZcdah

— Ted Johnson (@tedstew) May 30, 2024

raise a glass tonight to Hillary Clinton, the woman who was right about everything.

— campskunk (@campskunk) May 30, 2024

I don't know if he'll ever see any jail time for this, but it's nice to know that, right now, *he* doesn't know either. 😄

— Tom Tell (@ThomasTell) May 30, 2024

Turned on Fox. First topic: complaining about the media being too happy about the verdict.

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) May 30, 2024

Trump should drop out immediately. He is a convicted felon, he faces massive future legal jeopardy, it's completely inappropriate for a man like him to run for president of the United States. There are other Republicans who can run in his stead. This shouldn't be debatable.

— Will Stancil (@whstancil) May 30, 2024

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Thursday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 30, 20248:28 pm| 279 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Well, that’s a relief. I decided I would take a half an edible and make a big bowl of popcorn (WITH MELTED BUTTER) and enjoy the afterglow of watching one of the worst people on the planet FINALLY being held accountable for something he has done. And the real bonus is that none of the jurors or the judge or prosecutors were murdered by one of his lunatic henchmen.

As to what it all means, I have no idea. It confirms legally what we have all known and been saying for years, which is that he is a crook and criminal and has broken a bazillion laws. Will it hurt him in the election? I have no idea. The Republican party is so broken at this point that one of the few honest things that Trump has ever said was that he could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and not lose any vote. Will he go to jail? Dunno. Personally, I would adore it if he avoided jail but was sentenced to home confinement in one of his shitty hotels in NYC surrounded by a city full of people who hate him. That would be cool.

Honestly, I don’t care. He’s a convicted felon, and that is all that matters.

Now let’s take the evening and enjoy the afterglow.

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War for Ukraine Day 827: Kharkiv is Under Attack (Again)!!!!

by Adam L Silverman|  May 30, 20247:02 pm| 37 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Painting by NEIVANMADE. It has a white background an in the center are Soldiers in green doing air defense by firing at incoming Russian missiles in the upper right. The missiles are red and yellow. In the upper left, written in green, is the text: "SAVE THE BRAVEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!" Below the Soldiers, also written in green, is "SUPPORT FOR KHARKIV"

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Quick housekeeping note: The girls are good. There won’t be much to report until the next round of chemo starts Monday. Thank you all, again, for all the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations!

It’s been another long day, so I’m going to keep tonight shorter as well.

Air raid alerts are either up or being added to the alert map for all of eastern Ukraine. Poltava Oblast just went up (5:50 PM EDT).

Kharkiv is under attack!

“The occupiers hit a five-story residential building. There is a fire. There may be people under the rubble,” Head of Kharkiv Military Administration reported.

— Iryna Voichuk (@IrynaVoichuk) May 30, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Convicted Felon

by John Cole|  May 30, 20245:30 pm| 400 Comments

This post is in: Trump Crime Cartel

I’m no lawyer, but 34 guilty counts seems like a lot.

Also:

Fun fact: When someone is found guilty on exactly 34 counts of *anything*, an entirely new trial is set that can overturn the original verdict. I encourage all concerned patriots to Google “Donald Trump Rule 34” to learn more.

— Phil Incelmo (@WheredJasonGo) May 30, 2024

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: “A Verdict Has Been Reached… “ GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY!

by Anne Laurie|  May 30, 20244:54 pm| 379 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trumpery

BREAKING: Verdict reached in Trump criminal trial and the jury will present its decision shortly. pic.twitter.com/SCZ40JCnPX

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) May 30, 2024

… And will be announced “immanently”, or maybe in half an hour?

BREAKING: Jury reaches a verdict in former President Trump’s hush money trial.https://t.co/wV7RR1xKc3 pic.twitter.com/lpPC7Nh3zo

— NBC News (@NBCNews) May 30, 2024

The jury in the Trump hush money trial has reached a verdict. Here’s why that’s bad news for Joe Biden.

— New York Times Pitchbot (@DougJBalloon) May 30, 2024

ETA:
From the BBC’s liveblog:

Thursday Evening Open Thread: "A Verdict Has Been Reached... "
(H/t Trollhattan)

ETA Again:
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I Guess 20 Years Wasn’t Quite Long Enough! Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  May 30, 20243:39 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I don’t have much to say about this other than that I hope this hurts Trump with at least some potential voters.

You can read the story at the link, listen to the audio version, or check out the transcript.  (Transcript does not appear to be complete, but I only glanced at it.)

The Donald Trump I Saw on The Apprentice

For 20 years, I couldn’t say what I watched the former president do on the set of the show that changed everything. Now I can.

BY BILL PRUITT

On Jan. 8, 2004, just more than 20 years ago, the first episode of The Apprentice aired. It was called “Meet the Billionaire,” and 18 million people watched. The episodes that followed climbed to roughly 20 million each week. A staggering 28 million viewers tuned in to watch the first season finale. The series won an Emmy nomination for Outstanding Reality-Competition Program, and the Television Critics Association called it one of the best TV shows of the year, alongside The Sopranos and Arrested Development. The series—alongside its bawdy sibling, The Celebrity Apprentice—appeared on NBC in coveted prime-time slots for more than a decade.

The Apprentice was an instant success in another way too. It elevated Donald J. Trump from sleazy New York tabloid hustler to respectable household name. In the show, he appeared to demonstrate impeccable business instincts and unparalleled wealth, even though his businesses had barely survived multiple bankruptcies and faced yet another when he was cast. By carefully misleading viewers about Trump—his wealth, his stature, his character, and his intent—the competition reality show set about an American fraud that would balloon beyond its creators’ wildest imaginations.

I should know. I was one of four producers involved in the first two seasons. During that time, I signed an expansive nondisclosure agreement that promised a fine of $5 million and even jail time if I were to ever divulge what actually happened. It expired this year.

No one involved in The Apprentice—from the production company or the network, to the cast and crew—was involved in a con with malicious intent. It was a TV show, and it was made for entertainment. I still believe that. But we played fast and loose with the facts, particularly regarding Trump, and if you were one of the 28 million who tuned in, chances are you were conned.

As Trump answers for another of his alleged deception schemes in New York and gears up to try to persuade Americans to elect him again, in part thanks to the myth we created, I can finally tell you what making Trump into what he is today looked like from my side. Most days were revealing. Some still haunt me, two decades later.

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What do you think?  Timing is everything; can this hurt Trump?

 

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