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I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

Republicans: slavery is when you own me. freedom is when I own you.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.”

A thin legal pretext to veneer over their personal religious and political desires.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

They are not red states to be hated; they are voter suppression states to be fixed.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

No offense, but this thread hasn’t been about you for quite a while.

Fucking consultants! (of the political variety)

Nothing says ‘pro-life’ like letting children go hungry.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

The cruelty is the point; the law be damned.

Disagreements are healthy; personal attacks are not.

They don’t have outfits that big. nor codpieces that small.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

When someone says they “love freedom”, rest assured they don’t mean yours.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Everything is totally normal and fine!!!

Is it negotiation when the other party actually wants to shoot the hostage?

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

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Foreign Affairs Open Thread: What Happens After Ebrahim Raisi?

by Anne Laurie|  May 24, 20244:31 am| 44 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads

Foreign Affairs Open Thread - STOCKPILE 1

(John Deering via GoComics.com)

BREAKING: Iran's supreme leader presides over a funeral for the country's late President Ebrahim Raisi, foreign minister, and others killed in a helicopter crash https://t.co/6B0xGuzLSg

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 22, 2024

What killed President Ebrahim Raisi? Iranians have theories. https://t.co/gYH2z2SjQp

— Scott MacKay (@ScotMackRI) May 21, 2024


I particularly wanted to share this report from the Washington Post’s Jason Rezian, who knows Iran as do very few Western reporters — What killed President Ebrahim Raisi? Iranians have theories. [gift link]:

…Even though it appeared that the crash was a weather-related accident, few details were released to the public, naturally fueling wide speculation among observers. Iranian authorities’ track record of tampering with the crash sites of aviation disasters does little to instill confidence that they will be transparent in reporting their findings, which inevitably leads to more questions.

Let’s address the most basic one first: How can a vehicle transporting top officials of a large country — one credited with all manner of sinister powers — simply disappear within its borders and for so long? The likeliest answer is that Iranian authorities knew immediately what had happened but dragged their feet while they considered how to inform the nation and the world.

During those long hours when officials had little to say, conspiracy theories undermining the regime proliferated. All three point to weaknesses the regime would prefer to hide. In walking through them here, I’ll save the most probable explanation for last.

Inevitably, some pointed to Israel as a possible culprit. That country denied any involvement, but it has done that in previous instances when it killed key Iranian officials. Regardless of whether Israel played a role, ordinary Iranians will not dismiss the possibility that this was a message to Iran’s supreme leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei: that Israeli forces truly seem capable of doing whatever they like inside Iran. Even if this is not true, it does an authoritarian regime no good for its people to think it might be.

Another pesky theory that will be hard for the regime to shake was the notion that this was an inside job.

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Late Night Open Thread: Tonight’s State Dinner for the President of Kenya

by Anne Laurie|  May 23, 202411:32 pm| 71 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, President Biden, Readership Capture

President @JoeBiden makes a toast to #Kenya at the State Dinner@tv47news pic.twitter.com/hUV3Emqduj

— George Maringa (@georgemaringa_) May 24, 2024


 
We deserve a little treat!
Kenya State Dinner - STOCKPILE

Obama accepted his invitation to the White House state dinner for Kenya. He was a guest earlier today, too, at a reception at Blair House with Kenyan President Ruto. pic.twitter.com/koEwmRZ4Cg

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) May 23, 2024

The First Lady is wearing a sapphire blue, hand-embroidered evening gown by Sergio Hudson per pooler @NikkiSchwab https://t.co/PVtkYnGSTf

— Emily Goodin (@Emilylgoodin) May 23, 2024

President @WilliamsRuto makes a toast to the long life and health of President @JoeBiden @tv47news pic.twitter.com/gEdgycTpER

— George Maringa (@georgemaringa_) May 24, 2024

Brad Paisley changed the lyrics of “American Saturday Night” to include a “Ukrainian flag hanging behind the bar” – earning him cheers from the state dinner crowd pic.twitter.com/jtcRcAbRcl

— Emily Goodin (@Emilylgoodin) May 24, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 820: Russia’s Genocidal Intent Expose in Kharkiv Bombardment

by Adam L Silverman|  May 23, 20249:44 pm| 33 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Painting by NEIVANMADE. It has a white background an in the center are Soldiers in green doing air defense by firing at incoming Russian missiles in the upper right. The missiles are red and yellow. In the upper left, written in green, is the text: "SAVE THE BRAVEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!" Below the Soldiers, also written in green, is "SUPPORT FOR KHARKIV"

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

A few quick housekeeping notes: First, everyone chill the hell out in the comments! And cut each other a lot more slack! I get it that all of what is going on in Ukraine, Gaza, Georgia, and everywhere else has everyone frazzled, but let’s all just dial it back a few notches. Thanks!

Second, Rosie is still doing well as she recovers from her fourth chemo treatment. It’s clearly had an effect on her system, but nowhere near the effect of the first two treatments. Thank all of you again for the thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations!

Third, I only got home a little while ago. It has been a very long day, so I’m just going to cover a few items tonight.

Fourth, simply to clarify, the F-16s that the Ukrainians will be getting are not coming from a boneyard in the US. They’re coming from our NATO allies. The first dozen or so from Holland. The issue here, like it is with so many US weapons systems, is that had the Biden administration began the process when the Ukrainians asked, rather than loudly announcing the Ukrainians didn’t need what they asked for and it wouldn’t be helpful, but just quietly started the training programs and setting up the logistics to provide them, then they’d have been available when the Biden administration eventually changed their mind and announced that we’re sending F-16s or several other weapons systems. Finally, and I’ve said this before, I’m unhappy with the President and his nat-sec team, I think they’re exceedingly risk averse when they shouldn’t be and not risk averse enough when they should be. But they’re still a million times better than the people lined up to replace them if Trump is elected in November. Everyone needs to vote as if this is the last actual meaningful election we’ll ever see. Because it may very well be.

The Russians once again revealed their genocidal intent with their bombardment of Kharkiv today. And, of course, the tweet I want to embed won’t. Neither will this one! Let’s try a reply with the original tweet. Nope, that won’t work either! Not a single fucking tweet will embed! And I’m having this problem with both Safari and Brave and with the VPN on and the VPN off. I’ve already alerted Cole.

Let’s do this the hard way.

Russia blew up Ukraine’s largest printing house today. Seven workers were killed, only two identified because of the heat of the explosion. Kharkiv was attacked three times today during the day and again just as the 23rd gave way to the 24th in Ukraine.

The Kyiv Independent has the details:

Russian forces destroyed one of Ukraine’s largest printing presses amid a mass missile attack on the city of Kharkiv on the morning of May 23.

According to regional authorities, Russia used S-300 missiles, fired from inside Russian territory, to strike the factory belonging to Ukraine’s prominent Vivat publishing house.

Russian forces fired around 10 missiles in total at Kharkiv, as well as other settlements in the region including Liubotyn, Derhachi, and Zolochiv.

Seven people were killed in the attack, and over a dozen more injured. One of the civilians killed was placed on an ambulance stretcher, his body still intact. The others, discovered by the firefighters one at a time as they made their way through the smoking ruins, were burnt beyond recognition.

The attack is just the latest in a series of intensified attacks against civilian targets in Kharkiv Oblast amid an ongoing ground offensive in the region.

On May 19, another seven people were killed when Russian forces conducted a “double-tap” strike against a lakeside recreation center north of the city.

Kharkiv is a center of the Ukrainian publishing industry, with repeated attacks seemingly targeting publishing houses condemned as part of Russia’s war against Ukrainian culture.

Eight more communities in Sumy Oblast were attacked by Russia today as well. From The Kyiv Independent:

Russian forces attacked Sumy Oblast 108 times in 25 separate attacks throughout the day, the Sumy Oblast Military Administration reported on May 23.

The communities of Bilopillia, Yunakivka, Khotin, Krasnopillia, Velyka Pysarivka, Druzhbivka, Seredyna-Buda, and Esman, were targeted.

Throughout the day, Russia assailed the border communities with mortar, drone, rocket, and artillery attacks, while dropping explosives from drones onto three of the communities.

No casualties or injuries were reported.

The town of Velyka Pysarivka, located about 3 kilometers west of the Ukraine-Russia border, experienced the bulk of the attacks reported with 42 explosions recorded in the area.

Given the town’s proximity to Russia, Velyka Pysarivka has become a main target of attack for Russia over recent months. Much of the community’s infrastructure has been destroyed by Russian attacks.

Russian strikes against Sumy Oblast have become increasingly destructive in recent months. Amid intensified attacks, Ukrainian authorities ordered increased evacuations from the region.

Ukraine’s military intelligence chief Kyrylo Budanov said on May 14 he expects Russia to launch a new attack in Sumy Oblast once the situation in Kharkiv Oblast stabilized, the New York Times reported.

Shelling is a daily occurrence for the communities near Ukraine’s northeastern border with Russia, with residents in the region’s vulnerable border settlements experience multiple attacks per day.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Thursday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 23, 20247:36 pm| 73 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Because it is summer and a holiday weekend, I have no idea what day it is. I had to check twice to make sure it is in fact Thursday.

I’ve been super swamped with projects and the news has been flipping between irritating and terrifying, so I don’t want to talk about anything, really. Just wanted to pop in and thank you all for what you have done for Adam and Betty. It means so much to me that she will not have to worry about things while trying to heal. That piece of mind is so vital to recover.

So, thank you.

Also I dropped off some cat food today at the shelter and boy howdy it was a close one because I almost came home with an eight lb calico named Jazz, omg she was so adorable.

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Thursday Afternoon Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  May 23, 20245:37 pm| 118 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I’ve been working most of the day today, except for stopping several times to read the Betty Cracker thread from earlier.  So I haven’t seen a bit of news yet today.  What’s going on in the world?

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One last thing, and then we’ll speak of it no more…

by Betty Cracker|  May 23, 202412:07 pm| 167 Comments

This post is in: Fuck Cancer

I still don’t know what to say about how y’all banded together and helped me this week, aside from what I said earlier. (Thank you. I love you.) But maybe describing what it means to me will help you understand the magnitude of it, which is important.

I’ve been in good health and independent all my life, so this whole shitty medical crisis has been disorienting. It sucks to be seriously ill for all the obvious reasons, but it can also undermine your sense of self in unexpected ways — your role in your family, friend groups and community.

It can make you doubt your value. It can make you question whether you matter.

That sucks because who needs all that existential crap in addition to a horrible disease that is trying to kill you? But there it is.

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: We’re Still Moving Forward

by Anne Laurie|  May 23, 20248:47 am| 311 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Elections 2024, Proud to Be A Democrat, Readership Capture

Thursday Morning Open Thread 20

(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)

 
Thursday Morning Open Thread:  We're Still Moving Forward

Want to have a judiciary that looks like America and isn’t full of freaks who want to look up skirts and punish women?

We need to re-elect Joe Biden. https://t.co/xt44T2PdGK

— Clean Observer (@Hammbear2024) May 22, 2024

President Biden announced on Wednesday the cancellation of $7.7 billion in student loans held by 160,000 borrowers. The move brings the total college debt canceled by the administration to $167 billion. https://t.co/UELFyhgdjk

— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 22, 2024

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