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Trump’s NY Criminal Trial, Day 11 (and Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  May 3, 202411:50 am| 99 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments, Trump’s NY Criminal Trial

.It’s Day 7 of the actual trial!  Day 11 if you include jury selection.

Best sources of live blogging that I have found.

Mark Sumner at Daily Kos – Live Blogging

Josh Kovensky at TPM – Live Blogging    (no live blogging on TPM so far today but he is on twitter)

Just got home, what did I miss?

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TGIFriday Morning Open Thread: Keep Looking for the Good News

by Anne Laurie|  May 3, 20247:41 am| 330 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat, Something Good Open Thread

Jill Biden recognizes her fellow teachers at a swanky White House dinner for answering 'a calling' https://t.co/mV6mol6hwd

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 3, 2024

Biden expands 2 national monuments in California significant to tribal nations https://t.co/By6CQysrID

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 2, 2024

The media frames every single Biden action as "hoping to help him in November", even though they've been in the works for years. The marijuana rescheduling process started back in 2022. https://t.co/AkQcYZzn6k

— That Well-Adjusted Biden Guy (@What46HasDone) May 3, 2024

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On The Road – JAFD – Cherry Blossoms of Newark, part 3

by WaterGirl|  May 3, 20245:00 am| 12 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

JAFD

In the south section of Branch Brook Park are a lake, some statues and memorial tablets, and some formal gardens.  Overlooking the park from the hill to the East is the Catholic Cathedral of the Holy Spirit.

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Branch Brook Park, Newark, NJApril 8, 2024

The cathedral, silhuetted against morning light

Proud to Be A Democrat Open Thread: Hakeem Jeffries and the GOP Dwarves

by Anne Laurie|  May 3, 20244:28 am| 55 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!

Hakeem Jeffries isn't speaker yet, but the Democrat may be the most powerful person in Congress https://t.co/c1qMd2rQjt

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 2, 2024

Read the whole thing — Per the Associated Press, “Hakeem Jeffries isn’t speaker yet, but the Democrat may be the most powerful person in Congress”:

… The minority leader of the House Democrats, it was Jeffries who provided the votes needed to keep the government running despite opposition from House Republicans to prevent a federal shutdown.

Jeffries who made sure Democrats delivered the tally to send $95 billion foreign aid to Ukraine and other U.S. allies.

And Jeffries who, with the full force of House Democratic leadership behind him, decided this week his party would help Speaker Mike Johnson stay on the job rather than be ousted by far-right Republicans led by Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene…

The decision by Jeffries and the House Democratic leadership team to lend their votes to stop Johnson’s ouster provides a powerful inflection point in what has been a long political season of dysfunction, stalemate and chaos in Congress.

By declaring enough is enough, that it’s time to “turn the page” on the Republican tumult, the Democratic leader is flexing his power in a very public and timely way, an attempt to show lawmakers, and anyone else watching in dismay at the broken Congress, that there can be an alternative approach to governing…

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Late Night Open Thread: (Comparatively) Good News From Arizona

by Anne Laurie|  May 2, 202411:09 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Healthcare, Proud to Be A Democrat, Something Good Open Thread, Women's Rights Are Human Rights

I’m glad to see the Senate answered my call and voted to repeal the 1864 total abortion ban. While this is essential to protecting women’s health, it is just the beginning.

I will never stop fighting for women’s reproductive freedoms.

— Governor Katie Hobbs (@GovernorHobbs) May 1, 2024

ELECTIONS MATTER https://t.co/wUTN003z3h pic.twitter.com/GQPl48h7Tr

— Andrew Palmer (@andrewdc_) May 2, 2024

Must read of the day: As the Senate prepares to finish the repeal of Arizona’s cruel 1864 total abortion ban, please take a moment to hear from Rep. @QuantaForAZ on why reproductive freedom is so important for Black women. https://t.co/UsxFbA9uAN

— Arizona House Democrats (@AZHouseDems) May 1, 2024

Arizona voter:

I hope voters still remember what the GOP tried to pull here come November. https://t.co/t26aLHnkDF

— Jean-Michel Connard ??? (@torriangray) May 1, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 800: Another Day Ending in Day, Another Russian Bombardment

by Adam L Silverman|  May 2, 20248:39 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War in Ukraine

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

A brief Rosie update: She is continuing to have a good appetite back and is eating and more active. So the week off and what we’re doing in terms of stabilizing her is working.

Here’s the damage to the Novaposhta facility in Odesa:

Ось такий у нас сьогодні ранок в Одесі.

У депо та відділенні разом було 904 відправлення на майже 3 млн грн. Аби компенсувати вартість ваших посилок і вантажів, ми вже з самого ранку вам дзвонимо.

Рашистською ракетою було знищено не тільки наше депо та відділення, а і 15.5 тонн… pic.twitter.com/1E1dF9pd4o

— Нова пошта (@NP_official_ua) May 2, 2024

Here’s the machine translation of Novaposhta’s tweet:

This is how we have this morning in Odessa.

The depot and the branch together had 904 shipments worth almost UAH 3 million. In order to compensate for the cost of your parcels and cargo, we call you from the very morning.

The rashist rocket destroyed not only our depot and branch, but also 15.5 tons of your orders from online stores with clothes, appliances, children’s toys, goodies for 🐾 , medicines, parcels with care for relatives, etc. 😔

And according to the enemy’s version, weapons were stored here. No words, alone 🤬

I guarantee you this wasn’t an accident. Novaposhta had recently been in the news for opening new locations in different EU member states.

  • AIN reminds that Nova Poshta opened 89 offices in Estonia, Poland, Lithuania, Latvia, the Czech Republic, Romania, Germany, Slovakia, Italy, Hungary, and Moldova.

Today’s bombardment:

Russian forces targeted the town of Derhachi, near Kharkiv, with two glided bombs, injuring eight children and a 75-year old man.

One bomb hit close to a sports complex where children were practicing, while another struck near houses, damaging 15 of them. pic.twitter.com/CViuETXr0Q

— Iryna Voichuk (@IrynaVoichuk) May 2, 2024

Russian troops killed a 12-year-old girl and her 65-year-old grandmother and injured two other civilians by shelling a village in the Donetsk Oblast with Grad MLRSs, Donetsk Oblast Prosecutor’s Office reported. pic.twitter.com/I0tEQJ1cv7

— Iryna Voichuk (@IrynaVoichuk) May 2, 2024

Day after day, russian troops continue to bring death and destruction to Kharkiv Oblast. Today's shelling of a village within the Kupiansk district claimed the life of a 66-year-old man. pic.twitter.com/6mxvITVCJO

— Iryna Voichuk (@IrynaVoichuk) May 2, 2024

⚡️Russia attacks 9 communities in Sumy Oblast.

Russian forces attacked Sumy Oblast, firing 40 times and causing at least 215 explosions, the Sumy Oblast Military Administration reported on May 2.https://t.co/6weXsdjbtg

— The Kyiv Independent (@KyivIndependent) May 2, 2024

From The Kyiv Independent:

Russian forces attacked nine border areas and settlements of Sumy Oblast on May 2, firing 40 times and causing at least 215 explosions, the Sumy Oblast Military Administration reported.

The communities of Mykolaivka, Khotin, Miropillia, Bilopillia, Krasnopillia, Velyka Pysarivka, Esman, Seredyna-Buda, and Novo Sloboda were targeted.

No casualties or damage to civilian infrastructure were reported.

The Russian military struck the communities using artillery fire, AGS attacks, FPV drones, and mortar shelling, while also dropping mines.

The town of Miropillia experienced the most attacks, with 54 explosions recorded in the area. Miropillia, located about five kilometers from the Ukraine-Russian border, frequently comes under attack.

Residents in Sumy Oblast have been experiencing daily threats of shelling, but attacks have intensified in recent weeks, prompting large-scale evacuations from the region.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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I’m So Spent I Don’t Even Know What Day It Is Open Thread

by John Cole|  May 2, 20247:47 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

The title says it all, and I have sinus issues because once again WV has gone from the 40’s to the 80’s. I’m so far behind on the news, I feel lethargic because I have been sitting in front of a monitor so much, and I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

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