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The Tale of the Gagging Gull

by Betty Cracker|  January 31, 20243:13 pm| 132 Comments

This post is in: Birdwatching, Open Threads

Did I ever tell y’all about the time a seagull ruined a romantic picnic I staged on the shore of the Charles River in Boston? The dude I was trying to impress was my last boyfriend before I came back home to Florida and met my husband, to whom I’ve been married for almost 27 years, so it was a long time ago…

Wednesday Afternoon Open Thread 15

I got the idea for an outdoor lunch after I won a wicker picnic basket in a raffle. I stuffed it with hand-crafted goodies like crustless sandwiches, noodle salad and chocolate-dipped strawberries. I acquired a bottle of Mouton Cadet, which was the fanciest wine I could conceive of at the time.

All this we carted to a dock near the Esplanade. We spread our red-and-white gingham picnic blanket, sat down, uncorked the wine, filled our glasses and began distributing food onto our plastic plates.

Just then, a LARGE seagull landed on the dock a few feet away. At first, we were fascinated and charmed by its proximity and watched it, smiling. Then, it reared back its head and violently vomited up a half-masticated fish onto the dock! Immediately, the gull attempted to swallow the fish again, getting it half-way down its gullet before gagging it onto the deck again.

The commotion attracted other seagulls, who tried to swoop in to take the fish (and dive-bomb our plates). The activity increased the frantic attempts of the original gull to eat the fish it had barfed up. It repeated the half-swallow-and-gag process half a dozen times or more until it finally succeeded in swallowing the entire fish again and flew away.

It was so gross! We lost our appetite for lunch but finished the wine. The romance was soon finished too — for unrelated reasons. I don’t know why, but I recalled the incident for the first time in many years yesterday and thought I’d share. I hope no one is reading this over lunch!

Open thread!

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PA Calls BS on Dobbs Decision

by Betty Cracker|  January 31, 202411:53 am| 159 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Open Threads, Politics

In their most recent Slate column, legal analysts Dahlia Lithwick and Mark Joseph Stern celebrate a ruling by the Pennsylvania Supreme Court that explicitly rebukes the Dobbs decision. They point out that the PA ruling is also a broader indictment of the “originalism” philosophy, which by definition perpetuates historical injustices. The whole column is worth a read, but here’s an excerpt:

The Supreme Court’s eradication of the constitutional right to abortion in 2022’s Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization had an immediate and devastating impact on gender equality in the United States. With a single ruling, five justices wiped out millions of women’s access to basic health care and handed control over their medical decisions to politicians and judges. It wasn’t just the court’s judgment, though, that relegated women to a lesser place in the constitutional order; it was also the court’s reasoning, which used the centuries-long oppression of women to justify an ongoing oppression of women by way of a deprivation of their rights. Justice Samuel Alito’s majority opinion rested largely on the views of dead white men who condoned the rape, beating, and murder of women to maintain female subjugation in every realm of life. And he dismissed his ruling’s ruinous impact on gender equality in a single conclusory paragraph asserting that abortion restrictions could not possibly discriminate against women…

The Pennsylvania Supreme Court’s decision thus spurned Dobbs in two ways. First, the majority held that laws regulating a woman’s body do discriminate on the basis of sex, a truth that has been widely understood by legal scholars for decades. And second, the majority explained that rooting women’s rights in the past is, itself, a form of sex discrimination, perpetuating misogynistic beliefs about gender inequality by judicial decree. As it was leaked and then published with almost no corrections to its myriad errors, Dobbs set off a firestorm of real-time criticism within the public, the legal academy, and the media, and that criticism is now finally returning to the courts—in the form of decisions that both defy and rebuke Dobbs’ chauvinistic logic.

Lithwick and Stern note that state supreme courts are more important than ever now that conservative activist Leonard Leo’s capture of the SCOTUS is complete. They also suggest that lower court pushback against the “originalist” framework might resonate outside the legal system as judges “are discovering and explaining to laymen the inherent injustice of so-called originalist outcomes as delineating the bounds of equality and dignity for all.” Their conclusion:

The lesson to be gleaned from the Pennsylvania Supreme Court’s rejection of both Dobbs’ cramped methodology and tragic result is not merely that state constitutions will be more essential than ever to protect against the misogynistic and revanchist efforts to restore women to subordinate and indeed powerless vessels. That we already knew. The lesson is also that the conservative project of gluing a misshapen cutout of the past onto a blank canvas of the present is itself an exercise in perpetuating inequality. This is as it was expressly designed to be. So long as judges are capable of independent thought, they will continue to call BS on the very notion that Dobbs-style originalism holds any real utility in ordering a complex, pluralistic, multiracial modern society. If constitutional values like equality are to endure, they will do so in spite of a structurally oppressive history, and not because of it.

I’m not a lawyer, but from the first time I heard of it decades ago, “originalism” seemed less a credible legal theory and more a self-serving conservative scam to me. Fallout from the Dobbs decision seems to be raising public awareness of SCOTUS corruption to that institution’s detriment. If it calls attention the FedSoc Six’s cockamamie theory of the case too, so much the better.

Open thread.

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: The GOP Confederacy of Dunces

by Anne Laurie|  January 31, 20248:46 am| 205 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Immigration, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Trumpery

Wednesday Morning Open Thread: The GOP Confederacy of Dunces

(Jack Ohman via GoComics.com)

House Republicans have blown up their own border deal and urged Biden to do a bunch of illegal things.
Maybe they’re trying to sabotage the immigration system. Or maybe they’re just morons? https://t.co/UtrDBSOni2

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) January 30, 2024

Catherine Rampell, at the Washington Post — “House Republicans keep fumbling immigration. Maybe they’re just incompetent?” [gift link]:

House Republicans in recent weeks have blown up an immigration deal negotiated by their own party in the Senate and urged President Biden to adopt border measures that courts have found illegal. A cynic might say this is all theater — that Republicans (led by former president Donald Trump) want to keep immigration problems going through the election.

But did anyone consider a simpler explanation — that Republicans have no clue how our immigration system works?…

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COVID-19 Coronavirus Updates: January 30, 2024

by Anne Laurie|  January 31, 20246:08 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19, Foreign Affairs

The Library of Congress and StoryCorps announced this week that they have created a website for people to record for posterity their experiences with the covid-19 pandemic. They will be preserved in the Library’s American Folklife Center. https://t.co/2fEZeCIXq9

— Post Local (@postlocal) January 26, 2024


Gift link, since it’s the end of the month:

… Stories or interviews with others who were touched by the pandemic can be recorded online. They will be preserved in the library’s American Folklife Center and made accessible at archive.StoryCorps.org.

“Our goal for the COVID-19 Archive Activation page is to honor those who experienced this tumultuous moment in our nation’s history, commemorate those who were lost … and to educate future generations about what life was like during” the pandemic, Nicole Saylor, director of the American Folklife Center, said in a statement.

“We are particularly interested in doing this work through people’s stories, as storytelling is a crucial medium of communication,” she said.

Librarian of Congress Carla Hayden said in the statement: “Recording the voices and stories of Americans’ experiences with the COVID-19 pandemic for our national collections will … ensure these stories will not be forgotten.”…

Last night's update: Nearly 250,000 new cases, 2,575 new deaths https://t.co/OyctIaNpnT

— BNO News (@BNOFeed) January 29, 2024

This is the 4th week in a row with more than 2,000 new deaths, or 9,218 deaths combined. This is also the 20th week in a row with more than 1,000 new deaths, or nearly 33,000 during the same period.

— BNO News (@BNOFeed) January 29, 2024

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On The Road – UncleEbeneezer – Turning 50 In Taos (Part 1 of 3)

by WaterGirl|  January 31, 20245:00 am| 29 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

UncleEbeneezer

We wanted to do something fun and slightly special for my fiftieth birthday and decided that the best option was Taos, NM.  My wife used to live there when she was a kid and we visited together in the Fall of 2019 and I absolutely loved it!  We wanted someplace beautiful, with some real possibility of winter weather and not too far from home (Los Angeles).

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Taos, NMDecember 20, 2023

As Christmas approaches, adobe homes, streets and driveways become lined with luminarias (or “farolitos”, depending on who you ask and what part of NM you are in).  This home on the walk from our AirBnB to the downtown plaza looked particularly enchanting at night.

Late Night Open Thread: Elon’s Tesla Plate Is Wobbling

by Anne Laurie|  January 31, 20242:26 am| 46 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Grifters Gonna Grift, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

I have been waiting on this for a while since I found out that majority of the board leaders are either family or people has other businesses with. I think Tesla about to take another hit https://t.co/Ldp8jBWiih

— Sweet Love 🪬 ✨ (@NotoriousNichie) January 30, 2024

Sooner or later, gravity comes for even the most skilled, uh, performer… Per CNN, “Judge strikes down Elon Musk’s massive, multi-billion-dollar pay package”:

A Delaware state court judge has thrown out the 2018 pay package that helped to make Tesla CEO Elon Musk one of the richest people in the world.

Delaware Chancery Court Chancellor Kathaleen McCormick, who oversaw the bench trial that concluded in November 2022, ruled Tuesday that Musk and the Tesla board “bore the burden of proving that the compensation plan was fair, and they failed to meet their burden.”

The 303 million split-adjusted stock options that Musk had received as part of the package are worth $51 billion today, when calculated using Tuesday’s closing price, less the modest exercise price of $23.34 a share.

The case was argued in Delaware, where Tesla and many other major US corporations are incorporated. While Musk did not have an immediate comment on the decision, he did tweet Tuesday, “Never incorporate your company in the state of Delaware.”

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War for Ukraine Day 706: This Morning, Russia Once Again Bombarded Kharkiv

by Adam L Silverman|  January 30, 20248:38 pm| 21 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Screen shot of new artwork by NEIVANMADE. The background is black. In the bottom foreground are grey Ukrainian homes and apartment buildings being bombarded by red Russian missiles with the Special Military Operation "Z" symbol on them. Above the missiles, written in red is the word "Ruzzians". Below the buildings being attacked is the statement "Turns Homes Into Graves".

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

https://twitter.com/Maks_NAFO_FELLA/status/1752348321669169482

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1752333045376405522

Russian occupied Luhansk Oblast:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1752252815345430667

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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