Four legs good, two legs better. Good morning. pic.twitter.com/o6BVImIL8K
— Paul Bronks (@BoringEnormous) April 20, 2018
For this Monday, a ditty from universally beloved commentor SiubhanDuinne:
Good old Balloon Juice,
As good as it gets:
Come for the POLITICS,
Stay for the PETS.Balloon Juice will serve you,
Whatever your mood:
Come for the ANIMALS,
Stay for the FOOD.Most of us love Cole’s
Emotional rants:
Come for the RECIPES,
Stay for the PLANTS.The kittehs meow,
And the puppehs do bark.
Come for the GARDENING,
Stay for the SNARK.We make fun of Huckabee-
Sanders’s looks:
Come for the NASTINESS,
Stay for the BOOKS.We’re few of us burdened
With riches or wealth.
But come for the WRITERS’ THREADS,
Stay for the HEALTH.I’m by no means a lawyer,
Don’t know about torts;
But I came for OBAMACARE,
Stayed for the SPORTS.You may care not for music,
Nor skull-fucking goats;
But come for the FOOTBALL,
And stay for the VOTES.
Brava!
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Not to jinx anything, but I’d be just as happy if the Chaos Gods decided to send us a week where very little “breaking news” arises, and we front-pagers get to use up some of our backlog of interesting / funny story links. Who’s with me?
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