I started to do my taxes but was stymied by lack of one document, so here I am. I want to report that it was very, very difficult to buy the basic TurboTax program that I’ve started using to prepare taxes. Intuit really, really wanted me to use the alternative that would have a human being help me in some way (I’m sure not very much help for like $70 over the price of their base product). But, fuck ’em, I was able to find their base $70 (plus $20 to e-file in New York) product.
The catch-22 that Republicans love is, on the one hand, keeping tax forms complex because their tax-filing-software donor class wants that, while blocking and stymying the free e-file option (which Musk wanted to kill but didn’t get done, yet).
The other thing about taxes that isn’t much discussed is that most small business people cheat on them in some way or other. These people, who are predominantly Republicans and generally resentful of “welfare queens” or whatever other bullshit is being stirred up about the undeserving poors, often work pretty hard to avoid paying taxes. Charging personal stuff to business accounts, having a spouse on the payroll who doesn’t do anything, and a hundred other cheats are common practice. I’m technically a “small businessman” and when I had an accountant, she used to laugh at my mileage reports and deductions, because they would be for tiny amounts that I could have inflated with basically zero risk.
I guess we all know this, but Musk is kind of the culmination of the long-term hatred of taxes that has occupied the Republican Party since basically the beginning of the income tax system. I’m guessing most of the small businessmen are happy to see what he’s doing, well, until the face-eating leopards come for them.







