Been busy the past 48, so I have been checking the headlines to see what I missed. Fucking hell:
It is once again that time of year when self-proclaimed “Burners” retreat to the dust-coated landscape that is Black Rock City, Nevada, to take copious amounts of drugs and barter for threesomes under the guise of “community building.” So what fresh hell hath Burning Man 2025 wrought? It’s not disgraced Thinx co-founder Miki Agrawal handing out her breast milk for iced lattes. It’s also not Paris Hilton’s 2017 super-“sick,” four-hour-long DJ set. And nice try, but no, it’s definitely not Ivanka Trump reading Playa Fire faster than romantasy girlies lap up A Court of Thorns and Roses. This year, I regret to inform you that Burning Man’s 22-year-old Orgy Dome has perished.
I asked the miscreants and sick bastards on bluesky to come up with a more disgusting phrase than “Burning Man Orgy Dome” and someone immediately responded “Burning Man Orgy Dome & Cafeteria” and I dry-heaved.
Can we call it ethnic cleansing now?
A postwar plan for Gaza circulating within the Trump administration, modeled on President Donald Trump’s vow to “take over” the enclave, would turn it into a trusteeship administered by the United States for at least 10 years while it is transformed into a gleaming tourism resort and high-tech manufacturing and technology hub.
The 38-page prospectus seen by The Washington Post envisions at least a temporary relocation of all of Gaza’s more than 2 million population, either through what it calls “voluntary” departures to another country or into restricted, secured zones inside the enclave during reconstruction.
Those who own land would be offered a digital token by the trust in exchange for rights to redevelop their property, to be used to finance a new life elsewhere or eventually redeemed for an apartment in one of six to eight new “AI-powered, smart cities” to be built in Gaza. Each Palestinian who chooses to leave would be given a $5,000 cash payment and subsidies to cover four years of rent elsewhere, as well as a year of food.
These are just the grossest and dumbest people ever and should this ever come to fruition, I guarantee this will be the destination of choice for every suicide bomber in the world.
Thoughts and prayers:
Rudolph W. Giuliani was injured in a car accident in New Hampshire on Saturday evening and taken to a hospital with a fractured vertebra, according to the head of security for the former mayor of New York City and lawyer for President Trump. A person close to Mr. Giuliani said he was expected to recover.
Mr. Giuliani, 81, was traveling on a highway after having stopped to help a “woman who was the victim of a domestic violence incident,” Michael Ragusa, Mr. Giuliani’s security official, said in a social media post. He did not offer additional information about the incident, including where in New Hampshire it occurred or whether Mr. Giuliani was behind the wheel. Mr. Giuliani called 911 and waited with the woman until help arrived, Mr. Ragusa said.
Keep praying, folks, we’re so close to them being answered.
I had to hit the grocery today, and the prices of produce are soaring. We are rapidly approaching the point where going to the grocery store and buying fresh vegetable heavy meals with a cheap protein are more expensive than prepared bullshit like a frozen pizza. We may all be living in financially induced grocery deserts quite soon.
There’s a whole lot of shit going on out there- trumps tariffs being found unlawful, judges having to force the ice brownshirts to deplave a planeload of fucking kids they were shipping to Guatemala, Trump ruining thirty years of Indian diplomacy demanding Mohdi nominate him for a peace prize, and on and on.
Just to much stupid and evil out there. But there is still good- like what you all did yesterday raising funds for Ukraine.
