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I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

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Democracy cannot function without a free press.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

“A king is only a king if we bow down.” – Rev. William Barber

Teach a man to fish, and he’ll sit in a boat all day drinking beer.

Their freedom requires your slavery.

Keep the Immigrants and deport the fascists!

Republicans don’t lie to be believed, they lie to be repeated.

So it was an October Surprise A Day, like an Advent calendar but for crime.

Oppose, oppose, oppose. do not congratulate. this is not business as usual.

All hail the time of the bunny!

She burned that motherfucker down, and I am so here for it. Thank you, Caroline Kennedy.

Impressively dumb. Congratulations.

Many life forms that would benefit from greater intelligence, sadly, do not have it.

So very ready.

Every decision we make has lots of baggage with it, known or unknown.

A snarling mass of vitriolic jackals

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

White supremacy is terrorism.

Jesus, Mary, & Joseph how is that election even close?

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On The Road – Elma – Eclipse Trip

by WaterGirl|  April 16, 20245:00 am| 40 Comments

This post is in: On The Road, Photo Blogging

Elma

A couple of years ago someone in my extended family observed that the path of totality of the April 8, 2024 eclipse went right over our family farm in northwestern New York State. Initially there was a lot of interest, but life happens. Who would have thought that teenagers would object to missing school? So it was going to be a small group that gathered on the day.

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On The Road - Elma - Eclipse Trip 9
New York CityApril 7, 2004

I made my travel arrangements months ago. I am an experienced traveler. I have been on 6 continents. April 7, 2024 was THE WORST TRAVEL EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD!!! I wrote a long rant on the evils of Delta Airlines, but I decided that you did not need to be subjected to it. I spent a very long time at an airport that I had no intention of going anywhere near. It may be new and cleaner than it was the last time I passed through, but it is still a horrible place. We will now attempt to return to a Zen like state of calm to tell you about the rest of the experience.

Cold, Cruel Grey Dawn Open Thread: #DonSnoreleone

by Anne Laurie|  April 16, 20244:16 am| 113 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trumpery

True to his word, he ain’t woke.#DonSnoreleone pic.twitter.com/Bs861a2DQ2

— Scottacular (@Scottcrates) April 16, 2024

And Maggie was his favorite journo, too!

LOL! Donald Trump is apparently SLEEPING during his trial. Low energy Donald! pic.twitter.com/unbZhKwsIS

— Luke Beasley (@lukepbeasley) April 15, 2024

In the four weeks after the Hur report, the New York Times wrote 30 stories on Biden’s age.

Interested to see how many they write on this. https://t.co/DgEr0HFWlT

— Eric Schultz (@EricSchultz) April 15, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 782: If the Opposite of Pro Is Con, Then the Opposite of Progress is a GOP Majority in Congress

by Adam L Silverman|  April 15, 20248:55 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Painting by NEIVANMADE. It has a white background an in the center are Soldiers in green doing air defense by firing at incoming Russian missiles in the upper right. The missiles are red and yellow. In the upper left, written in green, is the text: "SAVE THE BRAVEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!" Below the Soldiers, also written in green, is "SUPPORT FOR KHARKIV"

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Speaker Johnson appears to have come up with a plan regarding the foreign military aid supplemental. It isn’t a good plan. It isn’t even a fully baked plan. But it is his plan.

https://twitter.com/JakeSherman/status/1779991549750698231

https://twitter.com/jamiedupree/status/1779993789001568265

https://twitter.com/HouseInSession/status/1779989790105956701

https://twitter.com/maxpcohen/status/1779993620424094049

https://twitter.com/heatherscope/status/1779995872324989138

Good luck with that.

The Israelis have figured out this game and they are now reading the US for feckless filth:

https://twitter.com/Nadav_Eyal/status/1779933640580895042

Here’s a machine translation of the Hebrew: (emphasis mine)

There are reports that the political echelon has decided on a response in a quick timeframe. A response that they say will not lead to a regional war. But be “determined” and “resolute”. And that they understand that Iran will respond. for a response. which came in response to the Iranian attack. Maybe all this is psychological warfare on the way to a very smart move (let’s say a smart tactical move in Gaza actually). One can only hope. If not, here are my comments:
1. How will the system know what a determined military response is that will not cause war? As I have been posting for a few days now, the AMN and the Mossad in general have told the political level that their main assessment is that Tehran will absorb the elimination of Mahdoi. They also assessed that Hamas is deterred. Israel works with an intelligence community that is very good at tactical information and bad at understanding enemy intentions. And shows arrogance. This is not Just instills confidence.
2. If the response will be symbolic, no appropriate equation has been created for Iran’s (unbearable) attack. If the reaction is too harsh, it may lead to war. In such a situation, isn’t it better to adopt a policy of “we will choose the place and the time”? Giora Eiland, Gideon Sa’ar, Ron Ben Yishai, Amos Harel and many others think so.
3. The whole framing of “to respond or not to respond” is a lie. Of course you need to respond. The question is whether now. and public. I keep hearing this threatening talk of “need to respond” and it’s all false. There was no immediate response that night, and Israel can respond two months from now. in high or low signature. We have the ball. And all the talk of the equation of sorts: what will determine if an equation has been created that discourages us is our future behavior in relation to a situation similar to the one in Damascus.
4. An Israeli response is, of course, turning our backs on the West’s requests, which we have only recently improved our alliance with. It’s not bad in itself; The West proves in Ukraine that it knows how to stand by your side, but not completely and to the end. On the other hand, without him completely – Israel (or Ukraine) has no chance of really winning.
That’s why you need wisdom. And yes – the response may be measured and smart and wise. One that does not give the Iranians a reason to continue (can you imagine, an Iranian asset outside of Iran?). But wouldn’t it be more worthwhile to leverage the current situation for another, diplomatic event? Maybe it will happen again. There was talk last night. By and large, the Israeli system is Pavlovian conditioned to disdain for diplomacy. This is a mistake in such a war.
5. The most disturbing. Israel is led by a rather uniform security and political leadership, most of which carries a terrible failure, ego burn and a legacy that will accompany it into history. October 7. Alternatively: former chiefs of staff.
The parties compete who is more aggressive and leak that one or the other offered to respond that night. Because they are not a “girl with cuckoos”, to quote one common phrase in these circles.
I wonder if anyone in the discussions – I write someone because women unfortunately do not participate in them – raised the so civil issue of a holiday. Passover. of an entire people who are in post-trauma. Because if we respond, and then wait for Iran, we have arrived at Seder Pesach.
And yes – this is a consideration in war. It is also necessary to manage the spirit of the public. Churchill dealt with such things extensively. as well as in diplomacy. When necessary, he knew how to beg the Americans. But Churchill, unlike the leaders here, was not addicted to a military concept in the style of a rookie general.
6. I have every hope that there is some brilliant move made here by the Israeli system, and that things are not as transparent and dangerous as they seem from the outside. The goal of preventing a regional war is at the core of Israel’s goals in the war. Iran must pay a price, and Israel must continue to harm the Iranians who target terrorism on its territory. I’m not convinced that a transparent, quick, and public response will serve all of these goals. Many good people think like me.

This is why the Israelis have decided to hit Iran back as soon as possible, which Eyal also talks about in his tweet. When you look weak, because you are weak, your clients will ignore you, your allies will not be assured, and your adversaries will not be deterred. As for Bibi and his war cabinet: ayn strategik, raq taktik. No strategy, only tactics. I’ll have a bit more on this at the bottom of tonight’s update.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Monday Evening Open Thread: Another ‘Rich’ Narcissist, Having A Bad Start to His Week

by Anne Laurie|  April 15, 20247:19 pm| 152 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

This just keeps getting funnier. Tesla operates like a startup, and it’s clear that comes from the lack of focus and seriousness at the very top of the organization. Build quality and reliability keeps getting worse, not better. https://t.co/dyrI9o33zR

— Jean-Michel Connard ??? (@torriangray) April 15, 2024

Cybertruck deliveries halted due to car being a big piece of shit that doesn't work: https://t.co/qUPo6eZthW

— Defector (@DefectorMedia) April 15, 2024

Patrick Redford, at Defector:

Tesla, a future case study for securities law classes across America, had to stop delivering Cybertrucks this past weekend. No, not because the hundred-thousand–dollar medium-duty pickup, which is only any of those things in the loosest interpretive sense, tends to brick when it gets rained on; nor because its stainless steel panels get all rusty and nasty-looking after weeks exposed to the rare, harsh condition of “being outside.” Perhaps you think it has something to do with the shorter-than-advertised driving range and longer-than-advertised charging time, but no: Rather, the cause of this snag is that the trucks struggle with the basics of stopping and going, by which I mean that the accelerator pedal cover slides off and gets stuck under a panel and locks the accelerator pressed down and keeps the Cybertruck stuck at maximum velocity…

Suckers who ordered Cybertrucks a few months or years ago and expected deliveries this weekend did not get their cars, nor a precise explanation for why they did not get their cars, but instead were simply told, “Hi, we have just been informed of an unexpected delay regarding the preparation of your vehicle. We need to cancel your delivery appointment for tomorrow and we will reach out again when we’re able to get you back on the schedule.” Maybe someone with a hot glue gun will get on this one…

As the Bay Area is both a nexus for world-class goobers and the region where Tesla used to be and kinda-sorta still is headquartered, I have seen a lot of Cybertrucks out in the wild over the past few months. They are remarkably fake- and shitty-looking in any context (Is that a big toaster with wi-fi next to me at the exit? Who’s driving the scrap metal assemblage with Bryan Colangelo-esque proportions? Why does every Cybertruck driver I glance at appear to be simultaneously peacocking for attention but also totally embarrassed, haunted by the unexamined knowledge that as a maneuver in a culture war they paid $100,000 for a car that doesn’t work?), though I saw one in the Santa Cruz mountains this past weekend. It looked even more jarringly synthetic and stupid in a truck-style environment, as if 10 seconds on a semi-paved road would undo the whole rickety car. I felt, amid standard-issue disgust and mockery, personal embarrassment to be paying through the nose to live in a place where the coolest thing you can do is cosplay as a 6-year-old’s idea of the coolest guy in the world.

 

Tesla to cut 14,000 jobs as Elon Musk bids to make it ‘lean, innovative and hungry’ https://t.co/5kXQNhJyO3

— Guardian Tech (@guardiantech) April 15, 2024


The BBC, via Yahoo Finance (British publications have a five-hour head start):

Tesla will lay off more than 10% of its global electric vehicle workforce.

In a memo, first reported by news website Electrek, billionaire owner Elon Musk told staff there was nothing he hated more, “but it must be done”.

The world’s largest vehicle-maker by market value had 140,473 employees globally as of December, according to its latest annual report…

The electric vehicle (EV) maker has been slow to refresh its aging models as high interest rates have sapped consumer appetite for big-ticket items.

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Righteous Rant Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  April 15, 20244:13 pm| 111 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I never embed TikTok videos – most of the time TikTok videos don’t even play for me on this device – but this is one righteous rant!

@ang.rose1 No response IS a response. Dont sit around and allow hate to be spread. Stand up and SAY SOMETHING. Thank you Senator Bisignano #iowasenate #transgender #lgbtq #representALLconstituents ♬ original sound – Ang

h/t SWMBO

In case anyone is interested in something besides the NY trial jury selection.

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Henry Would Like His Lunch Right Now, Please (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  April 15, 20241:09 pm| 170 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

So, at 5:30 am, we were rudely awakened to the sound of the fire alarm screaming:

Fire!  Fire!  Fire! (pause)

Fire!  Fire!  Fire! (pause)

Fire!  Fire!  Fire! (pause)

repeat 20x

(Thankfully it was a false alarm, but it does get you out of bed, rounding up the pup and kitties, etc.)

Henry Would Like His Lunch Right Now, Please
I fed them at 7, which was too early, but we had all been up for 90 minutes by then, so it seemed only fair.

So of course Henry at 11 am, Henry decided it was lunchtime and would not be convinced otherwise.  Henry: 1, WaterGirl zero.

By 9 am, the 3 smoke detectors had been replaced, and hopefully that will be the end of the excitement for awhile.

Thought we could use a light open thread while waiting for the trial to come back in session.

Open thread.

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Take the Fucking Win

by WaterGirl|  April 15, 202410:48 am| 161 Comments

This post is in: Biden Administration in Action, Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Politics, War in Ukraine

I suspect we are going to have a rocky week ahead.

Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night!   Let’s try that again.  Live from New York, it’s Donnie’s first criminal trial.  For real!

News from NY: Judge Merchan has DENIED Trump’s motion for him to recuse.  Unsurprising, but great news nonetheless!

.

She really is Putin’s puppet, isn’t she?  She is talking about “Ukrainian Nazis”.

Funny, Putin said the same thing 🤔 https://t.co/5BXYi9IkdC

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) April 14, 2024

Though I do have to agree with her on one thing.  They should have been separate bills because Ukraine is being fucking attacked night after night after night.  I completely believe that Bibi launched his attack on Iran as a way to tie President Biden’s hands as he was this close to telling Bibi no more weapons until you stop what you’re doing, for real.

I hope this is an indication that Biden’s pressure on Bibi is working.

A week after stating that a date has been set for a southern Gaza – Rafah operation, Israeli PM Netanyahu has decided to postpone the operation. -Kann News pic.twitter.com/4sSJDF1ugL

— Moshe Schwartz (@YWNReporter) April 14, 2024

Take the win, Bibi.  Take the fucking win.

“You got a win. Take the win.”

That’s really good advice from Biden to Netanyahu.

Early on, this Iranian attack looked like it might have been worst case scenario. Thankfully, it turned out to be mostly noise and bluster.

Israel should use this opportunity to deescalate. https://t.co/MWQisCGOpt

— Angry Staffer 🌻 (@Angry_Staffer) April 14, 2024

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GOP has to choose now:

America, Israel, Ukraine, the West
or
Trump, Russia, Iran, Hamas https://t.co/NfwRjuiK1P

— Simon Rosenberg (@SimonWDC) April 13, 2024

Such a relief to have competence on our side.

Say the obvious: the last week was a tour de force of international crisis management for the Biden White House. https://t.co/pAyFdMy5lq via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 14, 2024

Josh Marshall (TPM)

The U.S. telegraphed more or less exactly what Iran was going to do via extremely good intelligence (reminiscent of the lead up to the invasion of Ukraine). It undoubtedly played a huge role bringing Jordan, Saudi Arabia and likely other Arab states into active and public armed action in defense of Israel. It positioned and deployed U.S. anti-ballistic destroyers and aerial assets to itself shoot down roughly a hundred of the estimated 300+ aerial devices Iran launched at Israel. Together, Israel, the U.S. and various allied Arab states took down 99% or more of all those devices. Iran launched a massive aerial bombardment and virtually none of it got through. And now the U.S. has managed to get Israel not to launch an immediate and inevitably escalatory retaliation.

It goes without saying that no administration works on its own. It comes to the game with the world’s most powerful military and major power status. It’s operating with Arab allies who have been gravitating toward a de facto anti-Iran alliance with Israel for years. And yet, anyone who knows anything about foreign or defense policy knows that most of it is all the endless number of things that can wrong and the one or two ways they can go right. Navigating the last week to this point today is a tour de force of international crisis management for the Biden White House.

Open thread.

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