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Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

This fight is for everything.

“In the future, this lab will be a museum. do not touch it.”

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

And now I have baud making fun of me. this day can’t get worse.

Proof that we need a blogger ethics panel.

Wow, you are pre-disappointed. How surprising.

Why is it so hard for them to condemn hate?

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Today in our ongoing national embarrassment…

“But what about the lurkers?”

Republican speaker of the house Mike Johnson is the bland and smiling face of evil.

Let there be snark.

T R E 4 5 O N

Giving up is unforgivable.

Too often we hand the biggest microphones to the cynics and the critics who delight in declaring failure.

Some judge needs to shut this circus down soon.

People are complicated. Love is not.

A sufficient plurality of insane, greedy people can tank any democratic system ever devised, apparently.

Washington Post Catch and Kill, not noticeably better than the Enquirer’s.

The revolution will be supervised.

Jack be nimble, jack be quick, hurry up and indict this prick.

There are some who say that there are too many strawmen arguments on this blog.

Too little, too late, ftfnyt. fuck all the way off.

In after Baud. Damn.

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Fun Saturday Read: Cats Aren’t Jerks…

by Anne Laurie|  March 16, 20246:30 pm| 110 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Excellent Links

Cats aren’t jerks. They’re just misunderstood. https://t.co/kpEn1zTYSo

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) March 12, 2024

Right now, I’d only go as far as ‘Not all cats are jerks’, because the Spousal Unit’s cat Rocky is being… a pain in the neck, which is his default status. Per the Washington Post, “Cats aren’t jerks. They’re just misunderstood.” [gift link]:

If you’ve lived with cats, you’ve probably found yourself staring at them after they’ve toppled a plant or swept a mug off the table, thinking: “Why did you just do that?”

A precise answer isn’t easy to come by. Some recent studies have made strides in assuaging the more self-conscious human anxieties about cat ownership (allegedly, they know their names and they emotionally attach to us). But by and large, research that sinks its claws into domestic cat behavior, genetics and psychology remains somewhat nascent, especially compared to what’s available about dogs…

Cats indeed descended from solitary creatures, but this doesn’t mean they’re hermits. In wild or feral colonies — which form the basis of most feline social research — cats develop dynamic relationships with their peers, selecting a few “preferred associates” (Hollenbeck’s words) to hang out with…

Research into feral colonies shows that cats tend to form matriarchal social bonds; females will adhere more closely to one another (typically in a community of mothers, aunts and sisters). Males, once they’re about a year old, are more likely to move about nomadically. Even though existing research focuses primarily on feral cats, any person who has lived with more than one feline can attest that the domesticated ones form bonds with each other, too — if they so choose.

Monique Udell is the director of the Human-Animal Interaction Lab at Oregon State University, which has been investigating the social potential of domestic cats. According to Udell, cats actually have a “flexible” social structure, meaning they can exist successfully on their own or in groups, depending on early life experiences (such as whether they were exposed to humans as babies) and their environment.

“What we’re finding is that when we give them the same kinds of opportunities or challenges that we regularly give dogs, that oftentimes cats not only can engage in high levels of social behavior, but many cats actually prefer social interaction,” Udell says.

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Of course, no one — cat or human — wants to be around others all the time. Leslie Sinn, a veterinary behaviorist in Ashburn, Va., says domestic cats, just like their wild ancestors, navigate conflict by dispersal; they remove themselves from an uncomfortable situation as protection. “That’s often where we run into issues in our home, because there’s limited movement that can take place in order to be able to avoid conflict,” she says…

Still, some cats will never be best friends. Differences in age, energy level and lived experience can all fuel clashes. And some cats’ personalities simply don’t gel, Serpell says. Researchers in Denmark are preparing a study now, he says, to figure out why some cats get along easier than others, and to learn more about the roots of their individual personalities. While you can reduce the drama by creating a world where they’re not forced to share every necessity, some furry housemates just aren’t terribly compatible.

“You will get what looks like … almost cruel, kind of bullying that goes on,” Serpell says. “There are cats who will just seemingly get pleasure out of persistently annoying another cat.”…

“A lot of the so-called mischievous behavior of cats is simply an attempt to get the owners’ attention,” Serpell says. “They’ve learned by trial and error if they sit on your desk and throw your pens on the floor, eventually you’ll give them attention or get up.” Taking an extra 30 minutes every day to interact with your cat could lead to a happier dynamic.

Hollenbeck emphasizes that “misbehaviors” in cats rescued from unknown circumstances could also stem from past trauma. An animal who was hungry all the time in an earlier life may be defensive or agitated around meals, just like a cat who was mistreated by previous owners might be anxious around people. “As a survival instinct,” Hollenbeck says, “they are really good at generalizing that fear.”…

At the Human-Animal Interaction Lab, Udell and her colleagues lead classes for both children and adults to strengthen their bonds with cats by participating in activities together, including learning tricks or chasing a toy. While it depends on the individual animal, many cats coming through the lab have demonstrated an interest and ability to walk on a leash, play fetch and perform tricks when they’re given the attention and time, she says.

“People who have participated in these programs, they’ll send us back pictures of taking their cats on hikes and taking them on kayaks, and all sorts of adventures,” Udell says.

Separate from Udell’s findings, another study from researchers at the University of Sussex last year also found that cats can play fetch — although it was unclear if the behavior was more rooted in a bond with the object than the owner. Classic.

Cats prefer the jerk branding and this coming out is going to make them very upset.

— Bob Sampson (@bobsalpha1) March 12, 2024

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Do Say “Loser” (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  March 16, 202412:20 pm| 144 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Remember epic loser Ron DeSantis? It wouldn’t be surprising if non-Floridians already forgot the forgettable face-planter who set $160M aflame only to come in a very distant second in the Iowa caucuses.

But those of us who have to share a peninsula with the failed pretender to the MAGA moron throne get frequent reminders of his existence as he grasps for ongoing relevance. As reported in this space, formerly obsequious statehouse minions are already giving Ron the “new phone who dis?” treatment.

To remove the sting, DeSantis is trying in vain to spin his losses into wins. Here’s an editorial from the Tampa Bay Times that notes a wipeout in a recent settlement over Ron’s signature “Don’t Say Gay” law:

OK to say ‘gay.’ The DeSantis administration wasted no time this week spinning a settlement over Florida’s Parental Rights in Education Act — also known as the Don’t Say Gay law — as some kind of victory for state-sponsored bigotry. The agreement between the state and parents, teachers and advocates who challenged the 2022 statute keeps the law in place. But it clarifies that the restrictions on classroom instruction about gender identity and sexual orientation were not sweeping bans on discussions about LGBTQ+ issues in the schools. By removing that uncertainty, the settlement defangs a key component of the Don’t Say Gay law. By leaving the restrictions purposely vague, lawmakers all but invited parents and school districts to overreact. The result was a chilling effect that caused teachers to clam up, administrators to remove books with LGBTQ+ content and school districts to pull their support for anti-bullying and other programs. As part of the deal, the Florida Department of Education will send a memo to all Florida school districts explaining that the law is not as restrictive as some schools have interpreted. We’ll withhold judgment until we see that letter; the Education Department has sent out rotten guidance lately. But this is a huge step in the right direction toward restoring some fundamental human dignity.

Emphasis mine since “purposely vague” is the key here – it’s a tactic adopted by hard-right totalitarians everywhere to intimidate opponents, and it works. For two solid years, this crappy law created chaos in Florida schools. The settlement intends to rob it of its power by introducing clarity.

DeSantis and allies like the Moms for Liberty degenerates will keep lying about the outcome, but make no mistake: This settlement is a huge win for groups like Equality Florida, which demonstrated that with perseverance, it is possible to claw back rights, even in a state run by corrupt Republican authoritarians.

That’s worth celebrating!

Open thread.

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Saturday Open Thread (and AZ Fundraising)

by WaterGirl|  March 16, 202410:57 am| 153 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Political Fundraising, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

Goal:  40,000 for Worker Power

Why:  to fund a boots-on-the ground voter registration team for three weeks.

Why District 2 and District 4?  In a word: micro-targeting!

  • 11 electoral votes to keep Biden as president
  • replace Sinema with Ruben Gallego to hold the Senate seat
  • flip one seat in the U.S. House to beat the vulnerable Republican who barely beat Jevin Hodge
  • pick up two AZ House seats  (Republicans hold the AZ House by 2 seats)
  • pick up one AZ Senate seat  (Republicans hold the AZ Senate by 2 seats)
  • get rid of the charter-school-loving election denier who chose Clarence Thomas as her son’s godfather
  • as a bonus, creepy crazy Kari Lake loses again!

As you can see above, this time it’s personal!

Click below for full details in the post from earlier this week.

Boots on the Ground in Maricopa County!

Big thanks to frosty & Balloon Juice Angel #1 for their matches!  Another Scott finished off frosty’s match overnight, and another BJ Angel has stepped up.

He will match up to $50 per person.  To count toward the match, tell us about your match in the comments.  Or you can let me know by email.

Oh, and I like the sound of this!

40 out of his 44 cabinet members will not endorse him.

His VP will not endorse him.

Many of his former staffers will not endorse him.

Anyone who believes there are brighter days ahead for America, will not endorse Donald Trump.

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) March 16, 2024

40 out of 44 is awesome!  Does anyone know who the other 4 are?  Let’s name names!

Open thread.

Update: First angel match from today has been met!  New angel match from eponymous just started – $1,000 of matching funds for donations up to $50 per person.

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For Entertainment Purposes Only: Arrant Rodgers

by Anne Laurie|  March 16, 20243:55 am| 59 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Grifters Gonna Grift, Sports

Aaron Rodgers loves attention. But he probably wouldn’t enjoy the level of scrutiny involved in being RFK Jr.’s vice-presidential pick, Will Leitch writes. https://t.co/NZFG3Fd2Jd

— New York Magazine (@NYMag) March 13, 2024

Some people have a gift for making themselves loved wherever they go. Others, not so much… Will Leich, (excellent) professional sports reporter, for NYMag — “Aaron Rodgers Would Probably Regret Getting Into Politics”:

Every once in a while, you read a line in a news story that is so plainly self-evident, so thuddingly obvious, that it takes you aback — as if you turned on the evening news to see that the lead story is “Water Remains Wet.” The New York Times’ scoop Tuesday night that Robert F. Kennedy Jr. had reached out to Aaron Rodgers about the possibility of being his vice-presidential candidate included one of those lines. According to the Times, Rodgers has “welcomed the overtures.” In the words of a great philosopher, No shit, Sherlock.

If there’s one thing that Aaron Rodgers has consistently done over the past four years of his stoned-guy-in-the-dorm-you’ve-learned-to-avoid red-pilled COVID era, it’s “welcomed the overtures,” even if many of those overtures have come from within his own brain. As his football career has flattened out (he was mediocre for a losing team in 2022 and threw exactly one pass for the Jets in 2023 before going down with an Achilles injury), Rodgers has filled his time by trying to drag himself back into the spotlight, mostly in outlandish fashion. He has accused Jimmy Kimmel of having ties to Jeffrey Epstein; insisted that Joe Biden didn’t really win the election; claimed the Epstein case was really just a distraction from UFOs; derisively called Travis Kelce “Mr. Pfizer” because Kelce supports the COVID vaccines; and pretended he was going to return to football last year even though there was never a chance he actually would. That last one was the big tell. Thanks to Kelce’s megawatt relationship with Taylor Swift, the public was talking about a football player not named Aaron Rodgers, and that hurt. The man will listen to every overture you’ve got…

But one suspects that Rodgers, if he does sign on for the ticket, may regret it. He has spent the past 20 years in the comforting embrace of sports media, which proved willing to forgive his constant lies and manipulation, as well as gloss over his increasingly insane beliefs, as long as he produced on the field. This obviously would not be the case in politics. If Rodgers ends up as a veep candidate, he’s likely to learn that the media scrutiny that comes with a political campaign dwarfs anything he has ever faced in the athletic arena. His controversies didn’t start with vaccine denialism; now, they could be reopened and reinvestigated by a political press that will feel no fealty to or reverence for him and his football career. Rodgers might think he’d be getting a clean slate in the political realm, but he would be very wrong…

However, people will be looking at him, and that — more than, say, a win in the NFC Championship game (he has lost four in a row) — is what it’s clear Rodgers wants more than anything. And you have to give him this: If Kennedy picks him to be his running mate, he’d be the most qualified person on the ticket. Rodgers was, after all, once good at something.

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continue to be amazed at aaron rodgers' attempts to curt schilling himself

— Tim Murphy (@timothypmurphy) March 14, 2024

Report: Aaron Rodgers being considered for dream job as attention-getting loser https://t.co/lKIEFOKhb3

— Defector (@DefectorMedia) March 13, 2024


Tom Ley, at Defector — “Aaron Rodgers Being Considered For Dream Job As Attention-Getting Loser”:

According to the New York Times, toasted disappointment and third-party presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has placed Jets quarterback and needy crybaby Aaron Rodgers atop his shortlist of potential running mates…

It’s unclear how naming Rodgers as his running mate would improve Kennedy’s chances at securing a meaningful number of votes in this year’s election. Kennedy, whose policy platform is going on podcasts that somehow last two hours and saying “Anthony Fauci” 224 times, wouldn’t gain many new voters by pairing up with a running mate whose political platform is going on podcasts that somehow last three hours and saying “medical freedom” 129 times. Your running mate is supposed to expand your constituency, Robert! You’ve already got all the voters who think wearing a flat-brim hat is a personality!..

Everything that happens next is going to be really annoying. Kennedy will probably pick someone who is not Rodgers to be his running mate, and then Rodgers will eventually make an appearance on Pat McAfee’s TV show to address this report. He’ll say something about “so-called journalists” making up stories “for clicks,” and then he’ll smirk so hard that his eyes will water.

Training camp starts in a few months. Aaron Rodgers is 40 years old. The Jets went 7-10 last season.

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War for Ukraine Day 751: Russia Attacks Odesa Again!

by Adam L Silverman|  March 15, 202410:29 pm| 23 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Painting by NEIVANMADE. It has a black border. There are grey buildings with black windows along the left side. The center is a yellowy-grey, perhaps Ukrainian wheat fields. There is a black shadow figure striding through it. The figure's legs and feet are all that is visible of it. On the right side are red Zs, which symbolize Putin's/Russia's "Z" war/special military operation in Ukraine. The sky above the buildings is light grey. "GENOCIDE IS GOING BUT WHO EVEN CARES?" is painted in black in the upper left hand corner.

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

It’s been a VERY long week and I’m absolutely fried. So I’m going to just cover the basics tonight.

Russia once again attacked civilian targets in Odesa overnight.

WARNING!! WARNING!! GRAPHIC CONTENT!! WARNING!! WARNING!!

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1768639038980837578

At least 14 people were killed as a result of today’s russian missile strike on Odesa. Among them is a first responder.
Fourty-six people were injured.
russia is a terrorist state.
The free world must unite efforts to help Ukraine put an end to the Kremlin’s genocidal war.

📸: @SESU_UA

 

ALL CLEAR!!

https://twitter.com/euro_kh/status/1768627346162987085

Machine translation:

🥀 Already 14 dead and more than 46 injured in Odesa as a result of another act of genocide by non-humans.

Ukrainian families experience pain and suffering every day.
Only the complete destruction of the “beast from the east” will put an end to suffering.

📌 Deputy of Kharkiv City Council from “EU” Artem Revchuk

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1768701052587585780

More on Odesa after the jump.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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The fairer responses we have towards the Russian state, the harder it will be for Putin to continue his rule, and thus, the war – address by the President of Ukraine

15 March 2024 – 18:45

Dear Ukrainians,

Rescue operations are still ongoing and assistance is being provided in Odessa following the Russian missile strike. It’s a despicable act of cowardice: two missiles, with the second one hitting when rescuers and doctors arrived at the scene. Among the casualties and injured are emergency paramedics and rescuers from the State Emergency Service. My condolences go out to all their families and loved ones. Dozens are wounded, and the search for people under the rubble continues. All necessary services are engaged in this effort. I am grateful to everyone who is supporting the people now and saving lives, including the police, the State Emergency Service, medics, volunteers, and municipal services. I have instructed the regional authorities to fully support all those affected. Our Defense Forces will do everything to make Russian killers feel our just response.

I’ve held several meetings with military leadership and government officials. Commander-in-Chief Syrskyi, along with the Minister of Defense, visited the front lines and presented a report today on the current situation and the preparedness of our actions. We discussed the provision of ammunition, and frontline air defense. The Commander-in-Chief assessed the overall situation and actions of commanders on the front lines. I am thankful to all senior officers who, along with soldiers and combat units, truly care for the front lines. Today, we coordinated further active steps with the Commander-in-Chief. We also discussed the production and use of our strike drones and long-range drones, Russian logistics, and their war financing system. A joint meeting was held with the Commander-in-Chief, the Minister of Defense, the Chief of the General Staff, the Chiefs of Defense Intelligence and the Security Service, and Commander of Unmanned Systems Force Sukharevskyi. Everyone understands the tasks and specific goals clearly. The Cabinet of Ministers must do everything to create even more high-tech and long-range, mass-produced drones. This must be the conveyor of Russian responsibility for terror. And this is a fundamental moment, in many ways historical. The fairer responses we have towards the Russian state, and the more palpable our actions are against the Russian system, the harder it will be for Putin to continue his sick rule, and thus, the war.

One more thing.

I chaired a meeting regarding our international work. We discussed the outcomes, communication with partners in the first half of March, and upcoming negotiations planned for the next few weeks. We are working hard to fulfill every agreement, including those regarding joint defense productions. Ukraine will become even stronger.

I thank everyone who works for our state and people. I thank everyone who fights for Ukraine!

Glory to Ukraine!

More on Odesa:

I’ve seen the videos and pics posted of the first responders who were killed, as well as some of the civilians. I won’t be posting them here. The first responder above the jump is not the KIA, but he’s clearly shell shocked. Regardless, you DO NOT need to go looking for these or to watch them. It isn’t going to bring these people back to life, it isn’t going to help the wounded, it isn’t going to help the Ukrainians, and it isn’t going to help you.

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1768672943565901854

https://twitter.com/guyverhofstadt/status/1768648197503668535

The Russians are claiming they killed two senior leaders in the Ukrainian National Police element in Odesa, as well as 500 plus Ukrainians. The latter number is garbage, the assertion about the Ukrainian National Police leaders and garrison in Odesa actually being the target are likely disinformation and agitprop as I’m seeing them be amplified by anti-Ukrainian accounts.

https://twitter.com/natemook/status/1768668778735263830

I am in shock. 💔 Two friends were murdered by Russia in Odesa this morning. They went to help after the first missile attack & the second missile hit.

This is my brother Sergiy—deputy mayor & hero to Odesa. He welcomed me like family in early days of invasion & helped feed hundreds of thousands. He kept me safe along with our brother Alex here, who was also killed. Every single day, they never stopped helping Ukraine.

I am so heartbroken & angry. We have lost too many incredible people. And we are not doing enough to stop Russia. Ukraine must win, it is the only way. 🇺🇦

https://twitter.com/natemook/status/1768759534992961998

Nate Mook was Jose Andres’ on the ground relief coordinator in Ukraine during the first six months or so of the war.

Kreminna Forest:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1768717803627090357

Avdiivka Front:

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1768729588081836332

Kaluga, Russia:

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1768556691690275006

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1768589024174670013

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1768537136964214865

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1768542159819407398

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1768593685686481397

Voronezh Oblast, Russia:

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1768551821516087734

Somebody was asking about domestic Ukrainian weapons production/defense industrial base:

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1768594159776972955

From The Financial Times:

Ukraine has urged western allies to fund its domestic weapons production with its recently ramped up manufacturing capacity now vastly exceeding the money available for orders.

“The fastest way to start production is to do it in Ukraine,” said Oleksandr Kamyshin, minister for strategic industries, in an interview with the Financial Times. “We are very capable. We are price competitive and we are close to the front lines.”

US military support for Ukraine is stalled with a $60bn aid package stuck in Congress. European governments have made sizeable bilateral pledges of military aid but with their own stockpiles largely exhausted are focused on cranking up their own industries to fill their inventories and equip Ukraine.

Ukraine’s once vast defence industry was largely defunct by the start of Russia’s full-scale invasion, but its companies have since retooled production lines, expanded their workforces and multiplied shifts. However, this capacity will be unsustainable without more contracts.

Ukrainska Pravda, a news outlet, last week calculated that Ukraine’s defence companies had the capacity to produce $18bn worth of armaments this year but had government appropriations worth only $9bn. The estimate was “more or less there”, said a Ukrainian official.

Ukraine spends nearly half of its $87bn budget on defence and relies on international donors to cover the other half, which covers public services and pensions.

The minister said that in some categories Ukraine could already produce advanced weaponry at lower costs than its western partners. He used the example of a recent donation from the Canadian government of 800 Canadian-made drones with an average unit cost of $87,000. He said Ukrainian companies could offer four different Ukrainian built models with similar or superior capabilities for $10,000-$25,000 a piece.

Kamyshin said Kyiv was “in discussions with close to 10 countries” about them financing procurement from companies in Ukraine, including fully indigenous enterprises and joint ventures with western firms.

Germany’s Rheinmetall last year signed a joint venture with Ukrainian Defense Industry JSC to produce infantry fighting vehicles and armoured personnel carriers.

“It could be quite a logical step to produce with German money,” Kamyshin said.

The minister said he was also asking the UK government to fund the production in Ukraine, under licence, of the L119 light gun, a 105mm towed howitzer made by BAE Systems.

Western military aid for Ukraine has so far been used to pay for drawdowns from national stockpiles, fresh procurement from western defence companies and off-the-shelf items from third countries, but not to fund production by Ukraine’s revived defence industry.

Kamyshin dismissed the idea that Ukrainian defence companies could become a competitive threat to suppliers elsewhere in Europe. Instead, Ukraine was adding capacity to its European allies at a time when they needed to rearm to face a heightened Russian threat, he said.

“We’ve got complementary capabilities that won’t compete but that will add to [those in] in the EU and Nato.”

Kamyshin said a revived defence industry was likely to be a pillar of Ukraine’s economic recovery once the war was over and that it was in the interests of western partners to rescue the country’s dependence on foreign assistance.

“We don’t want to keep asking for [aid] money,” he said. “We are a creative and reliable partner you want to have in your gang during hard times.”

Reuters has reported that Olaf Scholz stated that the EU will use frozen Russian assets to arm Ukraine. Of course Reuters also reports the devil that is the details.

BERLIN/PARIS/WARSAW, March 15 (Reuters) – Ukraine’s backers will use windfall profits on frozen Russian assets to finance arms purchases for Kyiv, German Chancellor Olaf Scholz said following a meeting with his French and Polish counterparts aimed at showing unity after weeks of friction.

At a joint press conference in Berlin, Scholz, French President Emmanuel Macron and Polish Prime Minister Donald Tusk reaffirmed their support for Ukraine, whose ammunition-starved troops face their toughest battles since the early days of Russia’s invasion two years ago.

European support has become increasingly key as U.S. President Joe Biden has been unable to get a big Ukraine aid package through Congress, and much of his foreign policy energy is focused on the war in Gaza.

Scholz said the leaders had agreed on the need to procure more weapons for Ukraine on the global market and to boost the production of military gear, including through cooperation with partners in Ukraine.

“We will use windfall profits from Russian assets frozen in Europe to financially support the purchase of weapons for Ukraine,” Scholz said as he listed European Union efforts to increase support for Ukraine.
European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen called last month for the EU to consider using such profits to “jointly purchase military equipment for Ukraine”.

The Commission is expected to make a concrete proposal in the coming days.

Some EU member countries such as Hungary have signalled reservations about the idea, according to diplomats in Brussels. But Scholz’s comments suggested he is confident that EU countries will ultimately approve the proposal.

Scholz said the leaders also agreed on the need for the Ukraine Defence Contact group – a U.S.-led group of some 50 countries that provide military support to Ukraine – to set up a coalition to provide long-distance artillery to Kyiv.

A proposal to set up a long-range missile coalition had already been agreed in Paris on Feb. 26. It was unclear whether Scholz’ comments referred to this and how Germany, which has opposed sending its long-range Taurus missiles to Ukraine, would participate.

Defence ministers from the contact group are set to meet early next week at the Ramstein U.S. Air Base in Germany.

Macron reiterated his warning that it was not just Ukrainian but European security at stake.

“We will do everything as necessary for as long as needed so that Russia cannot win this war,” Macron said. “This determination is steadfast and implies our unity.”

He added that the three leaders had agreed on the need to reinforce support for Moldova, which says Russia is trying to destabilize it through a “hybrid war”.

He said the three leaders had agreed to never initiate an escalation with Russia, a possible way to downplay talk of sending Western ground troops to Ukraine, which has irked Germany.

The meeting of the so-called Weimar triangle – Germany, France and Poland – came after weeks of tensions, in particular between Scholz and Macron, that had alarmed officials in Kyiv and across the continent.

A hastily-arranged summit in Paris last month had aimed to give fresh impetus to stagnating Western efforts to help Ukraine repel a full-scale Russian invasion that has entered its third year.
Instead, Macron’s refusal to rule out deploying Western troops to Ukraine triggered a dressing down from Scholz.

Mykhailo Podolyak, a senior adviser to Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskiy, told Reuters that “indecision and uncoordinated action” among Kyiv’s allies was leading to “grave consequences”.

“Russia starts to get cocky and begins to believe that it can quantitatively squeeze Ukraine,” he said.

“Ukraine, in turn, is experiencing a severe shortage of specific resources, primarily shells, and is partially losing the initiative.”

Might be a good idea for leaders of EU member states to stop announcing that they are definitely doing things that they are not actually doing yet and may never actually do. Also, how about just actually doing things that would be helpful.

Kind of like this:

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1768641861273399469

Greece negotiates deal with Czechia for ammunition transfer to Ukraine.

The planned delivery will include 2,000 5-inch Zuni rockets, 180 2.75-inch anti-tank rockets, 90,000 90mm projectiles used for anti-tank and anti-aircraft purposes, 4 million bullets.

Greece will also supply 70 US-maid M114A1 howitzers from Greek army stocks.

Prices for a deal are currently being negotiated with the Czech Republic that will facilitate the transfer of much-needed ammunition and artillery systems directly to Ukraine.
https://euromaidanpress.com/2024/03/15/greece-negotiates-deal-with-czechia-for-ammunition-transfer-to-ukraine/

EuroMaidan Press has the details:

Greece has announced its intention to continue providing military aid to Ukraine without depleting its own stocks this year to assist in its defense against the Russian invasion, according to Ekathimerini. Prices for a deal are currently being negotiated with the Czech Republic that will facilitate the transfer of much-needed ammunition and artillery systems directly to Ukrainian forces.

While modernizing its army, Greece has provided a variety of older weapons systems to Ukraine’s military aid, including BMP-1A1 infantry fighting vehicles, RPG-18s grenade launchers, Kalashnikov rifles, and 122mm rocket artillery rounds. Additionally, Greece is contributing to the training of Ukrainian military personnel, including pilots for F-16 jet fighters, Special Forces, and Leopard 2 MBT troops.

According to Greek officials, among the supplies Ukraine requires most urgently are rockets, projectiles, bullets, and howitzers. The planned delivery will include 2,000 5-inch Zuni rockets, 180 2.75-inch anti-tank rockets that have proved effective against Russian armor, 90,000 90mm projectiles used for anti-tank and anti-aircraft purposes, 4 million bullets, and 70 US-maid M114A1 howitzers from Greek army stocks, as per Ekathimerini.

“The latter do come from Hellenic Army stock, but have long been considered unnecessary for its operational needs. They are, however, seen as useful in Ukraine’s standoff battles in muddy terrain. This is the second batch of M114A1s that Greece will sell to the Czech Republic in order to have them transferred to Ukraine,” Ekathimerini says.

This is not the first time Greece has contributed to Ukraine’s military efforts. It has previously sent 40 Soviet-era BMP-1 infantry fighting vehicles in exchange for 40 more modern German Marder IFVs. Anti-aircraft missile launchers have also been provided. Greek Defense Minister Nikos Dendias will attend an upcoming Ramstein-format meeting in Germany of countries donating arms to Ukraine on 19 March.

While willing to assist Ukraine, Greece has stated it needs to replace aging anti-aircraft systems like the S-300 with more modern Western alternatives, regardless of whether the S-300s are transferred to Kyiv. Replacing all short-range and vulnerable anti-aircraft weapons on the Greek mainland and islands with Israeli systems is also a priority, Ekathimerini notes.

Maybe, just maybe, someone in the US and/or the EU might want to put their economies, or at least their defense industrial base, on a war footing!

Financial Times details the short sighted stupidity!

The Taurus system is built by a joint venture between the German arm of Europe’s largest missile maker, MBDA, and Sweden’s Saab. Bavarian-based TDW, a subsidiary of MBDA Deutschland, makes the Mephisto warhead. No missiles are in production. The Spanish, South Korean and German militaries have stocks of Taurus missiles but none have been used in war.

Production lines are idle: they were last active in 2019, following an order by the South Korean government. The plants in the Bavarian town of Schrobenhausen are only carrying out refurbishments of sold missiles. Analysts estimate that each missile costs about €1.5mn, depending on the size of the order.

Storm Shadow/Scalp-EG is manufactured by MBDA in the UK and in France. Last year saw the first use of the cruise missiles in Ukraine — gifted by UK and France — released from Ukraine’s Su-24 ground-attack aircraft.

There is one active Scalp-EG production line in France delivering an order from Greece. Athens procured some additional missiles as part of a wider weapons package for Dassault Aviation’s Rafale jets.

Neither the UK nor France have disclosed how many missiles they have sent to Ukraine. However, prior to sending Storm Shadows to Kyiv, Britain had a stockpile of up to 850, Hoffmann estimated. France had stockpiles of up to 460 Scalp-EG missiles before deliveries to Ukraine.

The US started supplying Ukraine with the Army Tactical Missile System, ballistic missiles known as ATACMS, late last year. Built by Lockheed Martin, ATACMS are fired from launchers on the ground and have a maximum range of 300km — although the ones sent to Kyiv are the older missiles with a range of 165km.

Joachim Knopf, managing director of Taurus Systems, in January said Taurus production could be resumed “at short notice” as long as an order was placed.

Nevertheless, analysts estimate a new Taurus missile would take about two years to produce.

Increasing or restarting production of a cruise missile “can’t be done overnight, with the supply chain also having to increase output or restart production of components, all of which takes time”, said Douglas Barrie, senior fellow for military aerospace at the International Institute for Strategic Studies.

Any missiles sent to Ukraine would likely come from the Bundeswehr’s stock of roughly 600 Taurus missiles — although only half of them are believed to be operational, according to Hoffmann.

Beyond the debate over supplying Ukraine, Europe needed to consider its own arsenal, Hoffman said. “[Missile systems] are key capabilities in modern warfare — we don’t have enough of them in our arsenals and we currently don’t produce them,” he said.

Meanwhile, Russia has increased production of its long-range missiles, from about 40 a month in 2022 to about 100 a month by the end of last year, according to the Royal United Services Institute.

A black and white picture of the Three Stooges. They are wearing hats, seated at a table, and all 3 are face palming themselves so that you cannot see their faces. The caption says: Triple Face Palm Because Even the Three Stooges Can See That You Fail.

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Imaginary Conversations (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  March 15, 20246:01 pm| 203 Comments

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I was hospitalized for several days recently, and the experience was exactly like an alien abduction-themed horror movie. Don’t look at me like I’m crazy for saying that, the way my husband did. It really, really was!

It’s true that I entered the facility of my own free will (and was not plucked off the surface of the planet via tractor beam), albeit under duress due to a weakened state. But after that, things spiraled completely out of my control, and I was a specimen in my captors’ hands.

The next thing I knew, I was lying in a darkened room, tethered to beeping, whirring machines, and clad in an absurd smock that was apparently designed to expose the wearer’s ass unless awkwardly held closed with both hands. What in the wide world of FUCK?

And if I managed to lapse into sleep despite the terrors of my captivity, masked creatures would swoop into my cubicle to stab me with needles and/or bundle me off for scans or probes. It was horrifying. HORRIFYING! I don’t want to talk about it.

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I read the NYT pretty much cover to cover every day during my…sabbatical. I know, the NYT, but the app was right there on my phone, and there was no streaming TV on the alien vessel, only cable. I could only watch so many back-to-back episodes of “Guy’s Grocery Games” on Food Network without completely losing my mind. Feh!

Anyhoo, the fucking NYT and its abysmal opinion page — I was immersed in it, which is worse than infinite grocery games, to be honest. Weirdly, Friedman is making more sense than he has in two decades or so? That was surprising.

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Also, I didn’t think a rhetorical gambit could lower my opinion of the contemptible ninny Bret Stephens, but I was wrong. This preamble to an “interview”-style column on 3/12 did:

I’ve argued that Israel has no choice but to destroy Hamas as an effective fighting force. Here I imagine a conversation with an intelligent critic of that view.

In other words, what that lazy-ass motherfucker did was set up strawman objections to his preferred Israeli policy and kick them over. Sweet tap-dancing Christ!

But I figured since this mode of argument is acceptable to the Times, I’d submit one of my own arguing that they should fire Stephens and replace him with me.

Here I imagine a conversation with a Times hiring manager:

Stephens has degrees from prestigious institutions, including the University of Chicago and the London School of Economics, plus extensive editorial experience at top-tier publications and a Pulitzer Prize. Why should we shitcan Stephens and replace him with you, an obscure Floridian who writes for a sub-top-10K blog who has only a bachelor’s degree from an SEC football school?

For one thing, I wouldn’t disgrace NYT op-ed real estate with a lame-ass strawman demolition derby like Stephens just did. Even if you don’t hire me, you should fire him for cause. But you should hire me because I guarantee you what I’d write would be more interesting and relevant than that sloppy shit sandwich Stephens served up. Even if it was just a description of assembling an IKEA credenza. Stephens is objectively terrible!

Stephens has a contract and would lawyer up if we summarily fired him. How could we justify the expense that would entail?

I live among Trump voters, so I could be your diner story connection without the expense of transporting an employee to the hinterlands and paying them a per diem. In the long run, it would be a money saver even if you had to buy Stephens out. Plus, you’d be getting rid of a tiresome bore. That would likely improve morale and expand your subscriber base.

That sounds terrific! We were paying Stephens $450,000 per year. Is that salary acceptable to you?

No. I’m at least 10 times as good as Stephens, plus I’m not an embarrassing climate change-denying hack, so I should make 10 times more.

You drive a hard bargain, Betty Cracker, but $4.5 million is reasonable, so welcome aboard!

Well, that worked out even better for me than Stephens’ imaginary conversation did for him. Woot! We’ll see if they print it.

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Friday Afternoon Comic Relief

by WaterGirl|  March 15, 20243:47 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Humorous, Open Threads

Maybe a little comic relief is in order. You know, after the week, month, year, nearly a decade of what we have been through.

I laughed way too hard at this 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/3UTMkF9DW3

— Rock (@TheCensoredRock) March 13, 2024

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