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I Would Definitely Have a Beer with Jared Moskowitz

by WaterGirl|  May 20, 202411:01 pm| 46 Comments

This post is in: Democratic Politics, Open Threads, Politics

After a hard day, I sometimes turn to Jared Moskowitz for a laugh.  He mocks all the right people and it cheers me up.

Pat: I’d like to solve the puzzle https://t.co/ueFXgKfpUm

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) May 20, 2024

If only we could make this a hit single.  It’s at least as good as Summer in the City.

Song of the Summer in GA-14 https://t.co/s1CmCOCrdB

— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) May 19, 2024

Which congress critters would you most like to spend a couple of hours with?

Totally open thread.

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Monday Night Open Thread: The Kids, These Days

by Anne Laurie|  May 20, 20249:05 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, LGBTQ Rights Are Human Rights, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

It’s frustrating, but this helps explain why the progressive victories of the Obama presidency -the ACA, gay marriage, the Paris Agreement, the JCPOA, getting out of Iraq, etc.- count for so little to some younger voters. They can’t imagine a world where those things aren’t real. https://t.co/4Vi3fu8bcr

— Gary Winslett ?????? (@GaryWinslett) May 20, 2024

Heck, if you’re an Old Person like me, you can remember the head-spinning swiftness when the AIDS crisis moved American public opinion from “I’ve never even *met* a gay person, have you?” to “I know a dozen people with this new ‘gay plague’, including my favorite parish priest, and I don’t think they could *all* have caught it from a toilet seat.” I remain convinced that Obergefell happened, not just because so many people fought so hard for it, but because ‘ordinary Americans’ were made to realize that the much-touted One in Ten included individuals they knew and cared about…

We were all the same when we were young. Remember this, young voters are just young, not dumb. They have the same memory history you do. https://t.co/528RcxlejG

— Erik Loomis (@ErikLoomis) May 20, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 817: The Butcher’s Bill from Kharkiv

by Adam L Silverman|  May 20, 20248:03 pm| 22 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A painting by Ukrainian artist NEIVANMADE. The words "NEVER AGAIN" are repeated over and over, from left to right and top to bottom, in a faded, washed out black against a white background. Red, the color of blood, runs and drips down across 2/3rds of the painting. "WHILE YOU TOLERATE TYRANTS" is written/painted in the bottom white corner below the three rows of "NEVER AGAIN".

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Quick housekeeping update. Rosie went for her fourth and final chemo treatment in round 1 today. Her white blood cell count was way up where the oncology vet wants it. Provided all the bloodwork remains good, she’s got two weeks off until the next round begins. Right now she’s chilling on the couch and provided the humidity doesn’t spike this evening, once I finish this update and do a quick lift, I’ll take her and Ruby for as far of a walk as she’s willing to go. Thank everyone again for their thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations. They are all greatly appreciated.

As I start tonight’s post – at 7:15 PM EDT – air raid alerts are up over most of central and eastern Ukraine.

The butcher’s bill from Kharkiv!

While this video is itself not graphic, the content being discussed is!

“When the second strike took place the doctor who came to put a tourniquet on my leg lost his arm. Instead of it flying into me, it went into his arm.”
– 22-year-old Anastasia, one of the victims of the Russian ‘double tap” strike on a recreation area in Cherkaska Lozova, Kharkiv… pic.twitter.com/rYj5QtabJ2

— Natalka (@NatalkaKyiv) May 20, 2024

 

“When the second strike took place the doctor who came to put a tourniquet on my leg lost his arm. Instead of it flying into me, it went into his arm.”
– 22-year-old Anastasia, one of the victims of the Russian ‘double tap” strike on a recreation area in Cherkaska Lozova, Kharkiv Oblast.

Anastasia lost her beloved, and her pregnant friend. Anastasia herself is in serious condition. She is preparing for surgery. The young woman has an open leg fracture, and a part of the bone inside her leg is missing. She has numerous torn wounds, bruises and a concussion.

Today, the number of fatalities in the attack rose to 7 after the body fragments of another victim were discovered in the water.

28 people were injured in the attack. 22 had to be hospitalized. 6 are in intensive care. The doctors are fighting for their lives.

Never forgive. Never forget.

Video: Ekaterina Kusmarova

All Clear!!

Kharkiv mourns today—Russia killed 12 civilians yesterday. These murders are a daily reality that could be prevented:
– Deploy more air defense systems
– Allow strikes deep into Russia with Western weapons
Why are these simple steps so difficult to take? pic.twitter.com/NSLTV8PH0r

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) May 20, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Monday Afternoon Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  May 20, 20245:20 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

I am playing catch-up today.

No lie told, as rikyrah would say.

Justice Alito turned the flag upside down. Donald Trump turned the Bible upside down. MAGA turned the Capitol upside down. The Roberts Court turned the Constitution upside down. Let’s set America right side up in November.

— Jamie Raskin (@jamie_raskin) May 20, 2024

I laughed out loud, literally.

BREAKING: FBI updates their BOLO for the DC Pipe Bomber.

“Bleach blonde bad built butch body.”

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) May 17, 2024

Now this is what I call an indictment:

Not surprising. At all. https://t.co/R6IPe6M53s

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) May 16, 2024

And this sounds like an old-fashioned ass whipping!

!!!!! Judge MERCHAN to Costello: “Are you staring me down right now? Clear the courtroom!” https://t.co/2k6g6qK8df

— Hugo Lowell (@hugolowell) May 20, 2024

Open thread.

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Open Thread: Randy Rainbow Brings the Fire

by TaMara|  May 20, 20242:42 pm| 34 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Thought we could use an open thread. If you still need to process Betty C’s news, you can continue here, too.

Open Thread: Randy Rainbow Brings the Fire

And a few happy flowers from my garden.

Open thread

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Personal News: Valley of the Shadow

by Betty Cracker|  May 20, 202410:14 am| 638 Comments

This post is in: Florida Fuckery, Fuck Cancer, Healthcare, World's Best Healthcare (If You Can Afford It), Talk About Whatever You Want

NOTE: Gonna leave this post pinned at the top for a bit so different “shifts” see it and no repetition is necessary. In the interim, thank you all from the bottom of my heart. I am and will continue reading every comment with laughter and tears and appreciation. I’ll have more to say about that later. But new content will be under this post as it’s published, and you should scroll down and read it and discuss the events of the day. After all, that’s why we’re here. :-)

I’ve been meaning to post a health update but approached the task with trepidation because I wasn’t sure how to start — it’s a lot. Since I tend toward annoying flippancy in fraught situations, let’s go with a good news/bad news format.

The good news is I’m likely to live long enough to vote AGAINST Trump (and whichever horrifying toady he horks up as running mate) and to vote FOR Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, reproductive freedom for Florida women and recreational pot for adults.

The bad news is maybe not because I’ve recently been diagnosed with an aggressive form of cancer. The median survival time for people with my diagnosis is less than two years.

Bummer!

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Trump’s NY Criminal Trial, Day 19 (Michael Cohen Cross)

by WaterGirl|  May 20, 20249:15 am| 108 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

It’s Day 19 of the trial.

Michael Cohen cross continues today!

Michael Cohen must be exhausted after all these days of testimony and cross.   More cross examination today, and surely redirect, because Justice Merchan expects closing arguments and jury instructions on Tuesday.

Stormy Daniels had her Wednesday off a couple of weeks ago, and she was able to come back and be even better as she handled the cross from the defense.  Hoping Cohen does the same.

Very much hoping the defense didn’t use their 3-day weekend to improve their performance – it feels like the defense picked up steam on Thursday and I don’t want to see that repeated.

Best sources of live blogging that I have found.

Josh Kovensky (TPM)   live blogging

Mark Sumner (Daily Kos)  live blogging

Tyler McBrien (Lawfare) on twitter

Good morning from 100 Centre St for what could be the final week of Trump’s NY criminal trial

I’ll be reporting it all for @lawfare, alongside @AnnaBower, @qjurecic, and Ben Wittes.

Join me, won’t you? 🧵⚖️ pic.twitter.com/IqKvfLxeC9

— Tyler McBrien (@TylerMcBrien) May 20, 2024

Anna Bower (Lawfare) on twitter

Good morning from 100 Centre Street, where Donald Trump’s criminal trial is set to resume.

On deck today: The cross examination of Michael Cohen is set to wrap up.

Will the defense call any witnesses to the stand once the prosecution rests its case?

Follow along 👇 ⬇️ 👇 pic.twitter.com/XNFtHyxlf8

— Anna Bower (@AnnaBower) May 20, 2024

Adam Klasfeld on twitter

Good morning from New York.

Michael Cohen’s cross examination continues. Prosecutors have another chance to have Cohen clarify his testimony—and then, a moment of truth amid the will-he-or-won’t-he speculation.

Will Trump or any other defense witness testify?

Follow along 🧵

— Adam Klasfeld (@KlasfeldReports) May 20, 2024

Lisa Rubin on twitter

NEW: Morning from 100 Centre Street, where proceedings will start early this morning for matters outside the jury’s presence before Michael Cohen’s last stretch on the stand. pic.twitter.com/u5KrE5FBRN

— Lisa Rubin (@lawofruby) May 20, 2024

AP Live blogging

Still loving this awesome image.

But I may need to find a new one for tomorrow, with closing arguments and jury instructions.  If anyone has a great image for that, please send it my way.

Update:

(NBC) Upon taking the stand, Merchan said it has “become apparent that we are not going to sum up tomorrow.”

Closing arguments will instead happen the Tuesday after Memorial Day, or May 28, Merchan said, to ensure there are not multiple days between summations

h/t Scout211

Update 2:  Whoa, Trump still thinks he wants to testify?  His attorneys must be stroking out.

Open thread.

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