Sergey Savitsky, an engineer [at Bellingshausen Station, a Russian research station in the South Shetland Islands in Antarctica], is accused of stabbing welder Oleg Beloguzov in the chest, the Sun* reports.
So far, so good — just one more incident in the human carnival, albeit in chillier conditions than most. But wait! What could possibly have driven Savitsky to his savage act?
The alleged attack was said to be the result of an argument between the two over Beloguzov’s habit of spoiling the endings of books that he’d read from the remote outpost’s library.
Welp.
That changes the matter.
I mean — these guys are stuck together for year-long-stretches. Serial spoiling is no mere prank, and not even simply provocation: it’s an assault on all that’s right and holy!
After all: who among us hasn’t felt the urge, and been saved from the evil impulse only by the fact that we can leave the house and read something else…
No jury would convict.
Amirite?
Oh, and btw:
Some reports suggest that alcohol was involved.
Ya think?
PS: the good news:
Beloguzov was evacuated to Chile for medical treatment, and his life is reportedly not in danger.
So anyway. I figured we needed a little respite today, and here it is. Open thread.
*Yeah. I know.
Image: Johann Hamza, The Reader, before 1928