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You know it’s bad when the Project 2025 people have to create training videos on “How To Be Normal”.

It is possible to do the right thing without the promise of a cookie.

In after Baud. Damn.

It’s the corruption, stupid.

Today’s gop: why go just far enough when too far is right there?

Stay strong, because they are weak.

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Wait, what?

They traffic in fear. it is their only currency. if we are fearful, they are winning.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

You passed on an opportunity to be offended? What are you even doing here?

The real work of an opposition party is to hold the people in power accountable.

If you thought you’d already seen people saying the stupidest things possible on the internet, prepare yourselves.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

Hey Washington Post, “Democracy Dies in Darkness” was supposed to be a warning, not a mission statement.

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

When you’re in more danger from the IDF than from Russian shelling, that’s really bad.

A fool as well as an oath-breaker.

Never entrust democracy to any process that requires Republicans to act in good faith.

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Every accusation is a confession.

by Betty Cracker|  January 4, 20202:57 pm| 178 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity, Trump-Russia, Trumpery

Have we done this one yet? It’s all over Twitter, and it is amazeballs:

This video should be playing on every screen on the planet. pic.twitter.com/QzxJR50uC3

— ? (@Chasedogman) January 3, 2020

Here’s a transcript for those who wish to avoid the horror of watching Trump’s slimy meat-slab lips opening and closing like a beached blowfish as he frantically waves his stubby hands and the light gleams on the brassy cotton-candy comb-over:

Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate. He’s weak, and he’s ineffective. We have a real problem in the White House. So, I believe that he will attack Iran sometime prior to the election because he thinks that’s the only way he can get elected. Isn’t it pathetic.

Yes, it is pathetic because this nine-year-old video is all the explanation we need for the assassination of the Iranian general earlier this week. It’s all projection — every fucking word of it. It always is:

  • During the Obama years, Trump used to complain about how lazy President Obama was. In office, Trump sits around on his lard ass live-tweeting Fox & Friends.
  • Trump lambasted Obama for squandering taxpayer money by occasionally golfing. Since taking office, Trump has spent more than the combined salaries of every president from George Washington to the present on golf trips to self-branded resorts — while praising himself annually for “donating” his salary.
  • Trump whines about Democrats spying on his campaign in 2016. His own campaign eagerly worked with a hostile foreign power to coordinate the distribution of stolen emails to smear Democrats.
  • Trump screams “witch hunt” about an exhaustively documented investigation led by a lifelong Republican who was appointed by a Trump appointee. Then he orders the DOJ to fan out worldwide and investigate alleged malfeasance that previous Trump-appointed officials have fruitlessly investigated multiple times, finding nothing.
  • Trump claims the DNC/Ukraine/Soros worked together to sandbag his campaign and calls critical op-eds from Ukrainians “election meddling.” Meanwhile, Trump’s goons place hit pieces against Biden in U.S. media outlets, and Trump used the power of his office to shake down a vulnerable ally for reelection assistance in the form of a phony investigation of Biden.

I could go on — Trump certainly does, daily demonstrating more capacity for projection than every cinema chain on the planet combined and multiplied by infinity. At this point, would it surprise anyone to learn that TRUMP was actually born in Kenya?

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Recommended Reading: 2019 Retrospective

by Major Major Major Major|  January 4, 202012:52 pm| 92 Comments

This post is in: Books, Popular Culture, Recommended Reading

‘Tis the season for best-of-2019 lists. Unfortunately, the vast majority of the books I read aren’t shiny and new, so I can’t really make one of my own. But fret not! We can still talk about the best books that were new to us in 2019. Without further ado, here are mine.

Best of the Best:

Without question, the most memorable book I read in 2019 was The Incal (1980-1988), a graphic novel written by Alejandro Jodorowsky & illustrated by Moebius. After failing to adapt Dune for the big screen, cult director Jodorowsky wrote this weird-as-hell space opera epic instead. Legendary French illustrator Jean Giraud, aka Moebius, inked it. Just a transcendent “what on earth did I just read?” experience.

Recommended Reading: 2019 Retrospective

It was also a good (reading) year for LGBT graphic novels. Specifically, My Brother’s Husband (2014-2017), by Gengoroh Tagame, and Fun Home (2006), by Alison Bechdel. The former tells the story of a Canadian widower visiting his late husband’s estranged brother in Tokyo. The latter is a memoir of Bechdel’s early life growing up in rural Pennsylvania with a closeted father. Both won Eisner Awards.

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Respite Open Thread: Some Kitties

by TaMara|  January 4, 202011:38 am| 42 Comments

This post is in: Nature & Respite, Something Good Open Thread

Hey, who is this strange woman writing a Saturday morning post? I am here, mostly lurking because it’s tax-time and I am house-hunting, so I’m a little busy. I’ll probably be scarce for a while longer.

Wow, what a year this week has been, amirite? Thought we could use a bit of a respite and people have been sending me respite items and I’m waaay behind using them.

Let’s start with an update from Sister Rail Gun with lots of photos of Loki, Maysie and family:

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Maysie and Loki watching “Cat Tv”

We’ve had a bit of a problem with getting photos since the kittens were allowed the run of the house: most photos we’ve taken look a lot like this.

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But we have caught a few good ones.

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Maysie and Max helping with the laundry. Max decided she needed grooming.

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Maysie and Miles

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Loki and Miles

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Maysie and Loki helping with the holiday baking

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Maysie and what’s left of a toy

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Thanks for all the cute kittie pictures. It’s so nice to catch up with our Balloon-Juice rescues.  This community is the best.

Speaking of the best, commenter CarolPW sent me an early Christmas present (or should I say, she sent the CATS an early gift).

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She had recently lost her beloved kitties and had adopted a new puppy, so a new kitty was not in her near future and she thought my tribe could benefit from a fountain. It took them about a week, but now they drink exclusively from it and are healthier for it, I’m sure. Especially Gabe who is prone to urinary tract crystals.

Not only did she lose her kittens, Hek and Mouse, but also her beautiful pup, Puck, in a span of seven months.

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But as it is with those of us who love a house full of pets, the heart wants what it wants, so here is her newest rescue, Bisket:

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I’m sure in a little while, when her puppy-brain calms down, she’ll have a kitty companion. Because some of us cannot help ourselves. Who rescued whom indeed.

I’m on my way to go look at an incredible piece of Art Deco furniture that showed up on a neighborhood sale page. If I buy it, I’ll share pictures. If it’s as nice in person as it is in the photo, I’ll snap it up.

Open thread.

 

 

 

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Never As Simple As It First Looks

by Anne Laurie|  January 4, 20205:35 am| 218 Comments

This post is in: Cat Blogging, Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, All Too Normal

Wait For It… pic.twitter.com/sGs4EZYjDY

— Mr. Meowgi (@Mr_Meowwwgi) January 3, 2020

Trump: We committed an act of war to stop a war.

Pompeo: Americans are safer now, but evacuate Iraq immediately, you're not safe.

Pompeo: We're de-escalating.
Esper: We're sending more troops.

— Mieke Eoyang (@MiekeEoyang) January 3, 2020

Look, if the administration thinks that a big ass escalation was necessary to prevent an imminent attack, it should clearly make that case to Congress and the American people.

It should not give sixteen different explanations while telling the libs to eat shit.

— Starfish Who Sold Out Botswana to the French (@IRHotTakes) January 4, 2020

This is what this is honestly about. He didn't get it with Baghdadi and wants it now, without any thought of the long-term consequences https://t.co/1YHdf6ws7r

— veto players stan account (@Convolutedname) January 3, 2020

Listen, I get it. Twitter is a frivolous place where stupid arguments are made. It’s also the primary communications tool for the Commander in Chief of the US Armed Forces.

So, basically, what I’m saying is we’re totally screwed. https://t.co/nY7Py7Se1G

— Dave Sund (@davesund) January 4, 2020

The Bush team’s build up to war was horrible. But this crew is unfathomably worse. Among the ways they’re worse is it’s hard not to wonder if any of this is because of Saudi financial leverage over Trump &/or Kushner.

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 4, 2020

I believe him now.

— Walter Shaub (@waltshaub) January 3, 2020

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Late Night Open Thread: Nice Work (for NK), If You Can Get It

by Anne Laurie|  January 4, 20202:04 am| 20 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Popular Culture

130 millon people have read https://t.co/lJDZBZjLu1 since we launched. They live all over the world. But there is only ONE reader in North Korea. This person spends twice as long as a normal reader on the site, and has an interest in a very specific subset of articles.

— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) January 3, 2020

Here's another article our North Korean reader enjoyed: https://t.co/FBTQeBK0Oe

— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) January 3, 2020

Our Online world: decent odds a staffer/underling of Kim Jong Un is keeping tabs on a comedy gaming site for incidents of mockery. https://t.co/M19ngMA859

— Rational Thinker 69 (@Rationalist69) January 3, 2020

That would be my guess. It would explain their ability to get on the net, around the firewall, and the common keyword of Kim's name. Maybe some junior person in his org who has to compile everything people write about him. Or maybe someone on one of those limited tourism groups?

— Matt Saincome (@MattSaincome) January 3, 2020

Here in America [satire], our most promising propaganda interns work for free, tirelessly scouring social media and left-of-fascist blogs for abuse of our Dear Leader Don Uld Trump!!! [/satire]

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Iran’s Response: Unconventional and Most Likely Embarrassing

by Adam L Silverman|  January 3, 20209:45 pm| 184 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, Foreign Affairs, Iran, Military, Open Threads, Silverman on Security, War, Cybersecurity

Cole muses:

and if they were smart, they would ignore the big cities, who have the law enforcement to handle the chaos. Attack middle america where all the people are scared shitless already

— Cake or Death (@Johngcole) January 4, 2020

christ, they'd have all the gun humpoing gomers out in force, probably end up killing a bunch of innocent people who look like terrorists. Iran could start total fucking chaos here for basically nothing.

— Cake or Death (@Johngcole) January 4, 2020

Given the asymmetry in the types of military power between the US and Iran, as well as the ability to wield it, Iran’s response to yesterday’s strike that killed Suleimani and Muhandis, and tonight’s strike near Taiji (Taiji is where Abu Ghraib is for those wondering about where Taiji is – it is the northernmost of the agricultural districts, or qadas, that ring Baghdad and separate Baghdad Province from the surrounding provinces), will undoubtedly be unconventional. But it is important to keep in mind that an unconventional response doesn’t mean an unconventional use of military power. The Iranians, like all states, have other elements of national power that they can leverage and use to respond. We refer to these elements of national power as the DIME-FIL (Diplomatic, Informational, Military, Economic, Financial, Intelligence, and Legal). The Iranians also have a well developed and effective cyber operations capacity. And the cyber domain, the tools used to operate effectively in it, and the cyber operations themselves are all very effective ways of utilizing the non-military forms of power.

As we consider what the Iranians might do, we need to move beyond the low hanging fruit of attacks by their proxies on US and our Coalition partners in the region. Or attacks on the petroleum sector in our regional partners that would spike oil and gas prices. I’m not suggesting these won’t happen, I’m sure there will be some of them, but these are obvious and we can plan for them, to manage them, and to mitigate them. There are also less obvious targets and less obvious weapons and tools that the Iranians can use to strike back.

This past fall DHS, the FBI, the Secret Service, and the Arlington, VA Police Department participated in a table top simulation, dubbed Operation Blackout, focusing on the 2020 election. They were the Blue Team (the good guys). The opposing force, or Red Team (the bad guys), were a group of white hat hackers. The Red Team were not permitted to hack the actual election in the simulation, they couldn’t hack machines, voting systems, anything like that. So what did they do? They hacked everything else. And, as a result, within the simulated world of the exercise they created so much chaos that martial law was declared by the person on the Blue Team playing the president in the exercise and the 2020 election, within that notional world, was cancelled. You can read the Red Team’s write up of the exercise here.

In early 2018 I prepared a strategic analysis on Russia’s active measures campaign. I wrote:

Putin’s cyberwarfare has also targeted actual American infrastructure. Russian for cover officials have been tracked mapping US critical physical infrastructure, such as the communication and power transmission grid. This was in support of a cyberwarfare campaign to infiltrate and compromise another important American center of gravity: the US power generation and transmission grid. Putin’s ability to weaponize information and the platforms where American’s get their information combined with his ability to bring down all or portions of the US power grid should have every national security professional very, very, very worried. Putin’s cyberwarriors have already tried to create a response through planting false social media stories of actual fake news reports about a foreign terrorist attack on the US energy sector, an ebola outbreak, and a riot in response to a police shooting. All of which never happened. Imagine what happens when Putin starts turning parts of the US power grid off during extreme weather events while at the same time he’s spreading disinformation made to look like actual news reports or official municipal, state, and/or Federal responses to the disaster he’s created. This is the threat we face.

Now imagine what happens when the Iranians start doing the things that I described above or creating the type of chaos that the Red Team created in the 2020 election simulation. And not in or just in New York or DC or LA or Seattle or Miami or Atlanta or Chicago, but in more suburban and rural areas. In red states that have no where near the state and local capabilities to respond. Imagine what happens when they hack into banks and the financial service sector and start stealing financial information and manipulating the markest. Imagine what happens when they release the Signals Intercepts they have of US elected and appointed officials, as well as those of people running major corporations or the news networks and newspapers.

And this is where the embarrassment comes in. If you want to strike back at the President, you do so in a way that gets under his skin. Skin that he demonstrates daily on his Twitter feed is exceedingly thin. The President is noted for spending hours speaking to world leaders, his outside advisors and friends on an unsecured phone from the White House residence each night, or from one of his properties when he goes to Mar a Lago or plays golf at his clubs, presents a target rich environment all on his own. The Iranians have a target rich environment given the President’s well documented poor Op-Sec and Info-Sec practices. The Iranians have a target rich environment given Rudy Giuliani’s poor Op-Sec and Info-Sec practices. The Iranians have a target rich environment because Jared Kushner communicates with Muhammed bin Salman on WhatsApp, which is  not secure. The Iranians have a target rich environment in the largely wide open US information and cyber domains. And they have the ability to exploit weaknesses in those domains to leverage power, other than military power, across the DIME-FIL. And they will leverage those capabilities to wage an unconventional war against the US and one of the strategic objectives will be to embarrass the President. And that embarrassment will be both an end in itself and done to goad him into badly overreacting out of anger, which will then provide the Iranians with further opportunities to wage their unconventional campaign.

Open thread!

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And A Lagniappe…

by Tom Levenson|  January 3, 20207:33 pm| 69 Comments

This post is in: Crimes against humanity, Iran, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Decline and Fall, Peak Wingnut Was a Lie!, Their Motto: Apocalypse Now

The AP is reporting another US drone strike in Iraq:

Another airstrike almost exactly 24 hours after the one that killed Soleimani hit two cars carrying Iran-backed militia north of Baghdad, killing five people, an Iraqi official said. He spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to talk to reporters. The Iran-backed Popular Mobilization Forces confirmed the strike, saying it targeted one of its medical convoys near the stadium in Taji, north of Baghdad. The group denied any of its top leaders were killed.

I hope that every American in Iraq is taking really good care of their personal security; they are all targets now.

And I really hope against hope that the millions of Iraqis and Iranians in the crossfire don’t get further grief added to the tally of misery they’ve experienced for decades now.

And A Lagniappe...

And finally, I’ll note that war when pursued by sober and prudent leaders, who define their goals, identify strategy and tactics that can plausibly lead to those ends, and enact an ongoing process that can deal with what happens when any plan makes contact with the opposition is still a wasteful, tragic, destructive and always contingent and hugely risky proposition.

And then there is the GOP, and the whole feckless troupe of Trumpanzees.

Fuck.

Here’s a John Prine song that seems way too on point today:

 

Image: Peter Paul Rubens, Massacre of the Innocents, between 1611 and 1612

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