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Thursday Morning Open Thread: State of the Union Address Tonight

by Anne Laurie|  March 7, 20247:04 am| 177 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, President Biden, Proud to Be A Democrat

Watch President Biden’s State of the Union Address tomorrow – Thursday, March 7 – at 9 PM ET to hear him discuss his commitment to lowering costs, taking on drug companies again, protecting women’s reproductive health, saving democracy, and uniting the country. pic.twitter.com/cY5aAdPyYE

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) March 6, 2024

Official WH livestreaming website here.

(I’m not liable to use the ‘Click or hold an emoji [choice of thumbs-up, heart, or party hat] to share your reaction to any part of the address as it happens live’ feature… but I trust President Biden’s excellent media team to know that other younger people will.)

.@JoeBiden will speak to the nation during his State of the Union address on Thursday.

We’re bringing together supporters from across the country to hear about our historic progress and what’s to come for America’s future. Join our virtual watch party.https://t.co/wZ7IwXK15b

— Kamala Harris (@KamalaHarris) March 6, 2024

Alabama Senator Katie Britt, formerly Shakedown Shelby’s press secretary, has been awarded the offical GOP rebuttal, hopefully to follow in the blighted footsteps of Bobby Jindal and Marco Rubio. TFG announced he’ll be live-Truth-Social-ing through it, assuming he doesn’t get distracted / glitch out. And Tucker Carlson will do his own rebuttal, no doubt further trumpeting the virtues of ‘benevolent’ dictatorship, straight from Putin’s dispatches.

Tomorrow evening at 9 PM ET, I'll deliver my State of the Union address.

Here's what that means.

— President Biden (@POTUS) March 6, 2024

The State of the Union isn’t just a speech – it’s my report to you, the American people.

You hired me to get the job done, build an economy that works for working people, and make life better for families.

Tomorrow, I’ll update you on our progress and lay out the path ahead.

My Administration has accomplished more over three years than most presidents have in eight –

From investing in infrastructure and lowering health care costs to abolishing junk fees, making the wealthy pay their fair share, and fighting for women’s reproductive health care.

But there is still so much to do before the job’s done.

That includes lowering prescription drug prices for every American, getting student debt relief to hardworking borrowers, restoring a woman’s right to choose, and banning assault weapons and high-capacity magazines.

Tune in at 9 PM ET tomorrow evening for my plan on how we get it done. http://WH.gov/SOTU.

The 20 Guests Who Will Sit With Jill Biden at the State of the Union – Among the attendees will be the prime minister of Sweden and women who were denied an abortion and in vitro fertilization. via @nytimes https://t.co/gdRW2Cuyh7

— Olav Mitchell Underdal (@omunderdal) March 7, 2024

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On The Road – way2blue – Rarotonga, Cook Islands [1 of 2]

by WaterGirl|  March 7, 20245:00 am| 17 Comments

This post is in: Cook Islands, On The Road, Photo Blogging

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So.  Cook Islands.  I’d been wanting to visit another island nation in the South Pacific that retained traditional culture, not completely dependent on tourism.  The Cook Islands had been recommended by a friend who’d visited 10 years ago.  The 15 islands of the Cook archipelago stretch across ~1400 kms of the South Pacific.  They were first settled around 1000 AD by Polynesians thought to have migrated from Tahiti, ~1100 km to the ENE.  Rarotonga is the largest & most populated of archipelago, and the island we visited first.

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Titikaveka Tapere

After much Google sleuthing I booked a bungalow at a small resort which focuses on sustainability (e.g., eliminating single-use plastic), supporting Maori art, and giving back to the community (profits are folded back into island education, healthcare…  )  This view is from our bungalow porch.  The black slab in the foreground is beautifully carved and polished basalt.

Late Night Open Thread: Elon Chooses to Withhold His Campaign Largesse

by Anne Laurie|  March 7, 20241:54 am| 66 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Elections 2024, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

A Musk check could be transformational for Trump's coffers. Worth recalling, though, that Musk first liked DeSantis –but didn't write a check. He then attended a Ramaswamy fundraiser –but didn't write a check. Of course potentially different now that Trump is effective nominee. https://t.co/JM0Jcrs6Dg

— Alexandra Ulmer (@AlexandraUlmer) March 6, 2024

The NYTimes, as expressed by Maggie Haberman, got themselves very excited about a possible Musk donation to TFG [gift link, if you’re that curious]. What could be more intriguing, to the political horse-race touts and their employers, than the collaboration of two such click-worth Giants of Our Media Age?

On the other hand, Teddy Schleifer’s job at Puck is to stand in proximity to people with large sums of money, agape at their every insight, occasionally murmuring ‘such riches‘. (This can backfire on his subjects — his multiple tales of pitiable friendless nerd Sam Bankman Fried under house arrest did SBF no favors — but I’ve never seen reason to suspect Schleifer of irony.)

If Teddy looks at the Musk / Trump encounter and is not dazzled by the dollars, I suspect there are, indeed, no donations immediately forthcoming:

I cover Silicon Valley political donors. I am very, very bearish on the notion that Elon will *actually* make a donation to any super PAC.

He loves to get people's expectations up.

Vivek's people were CERTAIN they were going to get big money from Elon. Nope.…

— Teddy Schleifer (@teddyschleifer) March 6, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 742: Odesa Attacked!

by Adam L Silverman|  March 6, 20248:46 pm| 36 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Screen shot of new artwork by NEIVANMADE. The background is black. In the bottom foreground are grey Ukrainian homes and apartment buildings being bombarded by red Russian missiles with the Special Military Operation "Z" symbol on them. Above the missiles, written in red is the word "Ruzzians". Below the buildings being attacked is the statement "Turns Homes Into Graves".

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Today was exceedingly long, so tonight’s update is going to be brief.

Last night Devore posted this comment:

Thanks.   Nice to have a decent news day

First, you’re most welcome. Second, how about we not tempt fate and/or jinx things again? 😱

Russia attacked Odesa today. There was initial reporting that President Zelenskyy and Greek Prime Minister Mitsotakis were the targets as they were in Odesa at the time of the strike. This is not correct. Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty’s (RFE/RL) Mark Krutov has the accurate details:

I won't post details here, but contrary to what @protothema reported about the Russian strike occurring '150m' from Zelensky and Mitsotakis, the only available photo of the strike can be geolocated as far as 3 km from the place Zelensky and Mitsotakis visited at the port.

— Mark Krutov (@kromark) March 6, 2024

The strike left 5 people dead, and the fact is awful in itself :( Odesa has suffered enough these days. I don't know what it was aimed at (Russia says the naval drones storage), but Humenyuk is right: it was not an attempt to assassinate Zelensky. pic.twitter.com/IA9YjcY6DB

— Mark Krutov (@kromark) March 6, 2024

More on the strike after the jump.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread: Sinema-tically Terrible Reviews

by Anne Laurie|  March 6, 20246:40 pm| 100 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat

Finally, an example where redistributing cash from hedge fund managers causes the recipient to reduce their labor supply https://t.co/BypHBtiz4W

— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock) March 5, 2024

Even the professional ‘bold contrarians’ (like Politico‘s Burgess Everett) are having a hard time scrounging up an argument in favor of soon-to-be-ex Senator Kyrsten Sinema. The Haterz, however, are having a field day — and I am here for it!

Nonsense. Sinema wasn't "driven out," she betrayed the people who voted for her and as a result was unpopular and had no chance of re-election. https://t.co/pfGtXlNi1r

— Max Kennerly (@MaxKennerly) March 6, 2024

As we say goodbye to Sen. Sinema, let's not forget that to save the archaic filibuster rule, she allowed critical voting rights protections to be blocked.

She also torpedoed raising the federal minimum wage to $15/hour.

I say good riddance.

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) March 6, 2024

Actual Arizona voter:

At the AZ capitol she was known as the Neiman Marxist because she made noise about being radical, but really seemed to be in it for her own benefit. If AZ can move from her to Gallego that would be a significant step up.

— Jean-Michel Connard (@torriangray) March 5, 2024

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Help Me Out Here, Which One Is the Piece of Shit?

by WaterGirl|  March 6, 20245:34 pm| 77 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Trick question.  They both are!

This is what McConnell said about the man he endorsed for president today.

History will remember. pic.twitter.com/4AyngpPbbt

— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) March 6, 2024

I really don’t get it. Have the Russians bought bought the Republcan party, lock stock and barrel? Or nearly so?

If you’re on social media, think about how we can help spread the word, using McConnell’s own words against him.

Open thread.

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Dean Goes Out With Some Class

by @heymistermix.com|  March 6, 20242:05 pm| 202 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Once in a while someone surprises you, and I’m certainly surprised by this, from Dean Phillips:

In 2011, I hosted then VP Biden at my home. Most notable was his empathy and kindness to my daughters and the catering staff, with whom he sat and had ice cream (surprise-surprise). His decency and wisdom were rarities in politics then, and even more so today.

Over a decade later, the only thing that has changed is time – which slows all of us down a bit, including presidents.

I ran for Congress in 2018 to resist Donald Trump, I was trapped in the Capitol in 2021 because of Donald Trump, and I ran for President in 2024 to resist Donald Trump again – because Americans were demanding an alternative, and democracy demands options.

But it is clear that alternative is not me. And it is clear that Joe Biden is OUR candidate and OUR opportunity to demonstrate what type of country America is and intends to be.

To all who supported my effort, thank you. We will continue the important work to ensure a more responsive, democratic, and generationally diverse political system. But today, in light of the stark reality we face, I ask you join me in mobilizing, energizing, and doing everything you can to help keep a man of decency and integrity in the White House. That’s Joe Biden.

Let’s lead with invitation, not confrontation, to welcome Haley supporters, Trump supporters, and Uncommitted supporters to get this done. It’s our calling, it’s our legacy, and it’s our time. Onward with joy and patriotism!

Pour One Out for That Asshole Dean

Yeah, there’s a little bit of “Biden’s old” subtext in the thing, but overall it’s about as good an endorsement statement as a loser can make, not that his endorsement means shit.

Speaking of shit, the guy Trump called a “piece of shit,” Mitch McConnell, has endorsed Trump.

There’s been a lot of discussion about the 30-40ish percent of the Republican primary electorate that voted for Haley, and how Trump underperformed the polls.  Putting aside crossover voters in open primaries, another factor is that turnout was apparently really low for most of the primaries yesterday, even by primary standards.   Most of the effort in polling a low-turnout election is figuring out who is actually going to vote, and that’s particularly hard in the current environment, when everyone’s cell phone is going to send a pollster’s call directly to spam anyway.

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