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There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

When I was faster i was always behind.

Republicans do not trust women.

I might just take the rest of the day off and do even more nothing than usual.

Find someone who loves you the way trump and maga love traitors.

At some point, the ability to learn is a factor of character, not IQ.

These are not very smart people, and things got out of hand.

The party of Reagan has become the party of Putin.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Hi god, it’s us. Thanks a heap, you’re having a great week and it’s only Thursday!

Nancy smash is sick of your bullshit.

The words do not have to be perfect.

Republicans do not pay their debts.

You can’t attract Republican voters. You can only out organize them.

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

“Loving your country does not mean lying about its history.”

Trump’s cabinet: like a magic 8 ball that only gives wrong answers.

… riddled with inexplicable and elementary errors of law and fact

Of course you can have champagne before noon. That’s why orange juice was invented.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

I have other things to bitch about but those will have to wait.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Prediction: the gop will rethink its strategy of boycotting future committees.

fuckem (in honor of the late great efgoldman)

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Super Tuesday Night Open Thread

by John Cole|  March 5, 20249:27 pm| 249 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House"

Nothing to report here other than my presence in Arizona has brought Sinema to her senses. You are welcome.

The results from tonight are as expected. See ya tomorrow.

Super Tuesday Night Open ThreadPost + Comments (249)

War for Ukraine Day 741: Ukrainian Naval Drone Strikes Hard!

by Adam L Silverman|  March 5, 20248:42 pm| 32 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A painting by NEIVANMADE entitled and captions "Kid Killers: Are Fish Food Now." That is painted in red in the upper right corner on a white background. Below it is blue water with a Russian navy ship or plane sinking below the waves. The wreckage has the "Z" symbol painted on it in red. Written below that in blue across the bottom white border is: "You below with your breath, and the sea covered them."

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

The Ukrainians have sunk another Russian warship.

+1 russian ship was upgraded to a submarine.

Tonight, the special unit of the @DI_Ukraine "Group 13" attacked the patrol ship of the russian Black Sea Fleet, "Sergei Kotov," worth $65 million.

As a result of the attack by Magura V5 naval drones, the russian ship of project… pic.twitter.com/smZ1H1Ekp6

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) March 5, 2024

+1 russian ship was upgraded to a submarine. Tonight, the special unit of the

@DI_Ukraine

“Group 13” attacked the patrol ship of the russian Black Sea Fleet, “Sergei Kotov,” worth $65 million. As a result of the attack by Magura V5 naval drones, the russian ship of project 22160, “Sergei Kotov,”  suffered damage to the stern, right, and left sides.  Nice start of the day! Great job, warriors.

Confirmed! "Sergei Kotov" was struck by Magura V5 naval drones near the Kerch Strait. The sunken ship’s estimated value is $65 million. Nice addition to the underwater Russian fleet. pic.twitter.com/XGvFoglrld

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) March 5, 2024

Another bad day for the russian Black Sea fleet.@DI_Ukraine released a video of the attack on the russian warship "Sergei Kotov". pic.twitter.com/UTmt3eBDXO

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) March 5, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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War for Ukraine Day 741: Ukrainian Naval Drone Strikes Hard!Post + Comments (32)

Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Drop OUT Already, Dean

by Anne Laurie|  March 5, 20246:36 pm| 159 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads

#DropOutDean isn’t happy everyone is reminding him to drop out today 😂 pic.twitter.com/JNSB3VP7qy

— Qondi (@QondiNtini) March 5, 2024

I just discovered the Has Dean Dropped Out? website… y’all gotta click on the Angry at this page and want to show your support for Dean? Click here: http://www.presidentdeanphillips.com button…

"Uncommitted" is currently beating Dean Phillips in Iowa right now. pic.twitter.com/9XZjZQnoEX

— Chris Strider (@stridinstrider) March 5, 2024

Sometimes Twitter trends are accurate

Everyone wants #DropOutDean to drop out

People are voting for #BidenHarris2024 on Super Tuesday

We are hype about the #StateOfTheUnion address pic.twitter.com/HUs8edhdeJ

— Qondi (@QondiNtini) March 5, 2024

Nope, Dean, we’re not gonna beg…

To my affectionate haters: my wife, Annalise, has always found I respond better to honey than vinegar when she asks me to drop something. Just sayin…

Be a voter today, everyone! 🇺🇸 pic.twitter.com/OwF4awqjE0

— Dean Phillips (@deanbphillips) March 5, 2024

Last week, after the Michigan Primary, the Atlantic‘s John Hendrickson:

… Almost one year ago exactly, my colleague Mark Leibovich wrote a controversial essay titled “The Case for a Primary Challenge to Joe Biden.” And last fall, Leibovich spent 90 minutes in a van with Phillips, trying to get inside his head. Today, I asked Leibovich what he thought Phillips was still doing in the race. “Beats the hell out of me,” he said…

After today’s #SuperTuesday primary elections, I assume @deanbphillips will keep his word and not only endorse President Biden but also campaign for him vigorously. After all, he said in November that “the goal is to maximize the odds of beating Trump.”#DropOutDean pic.twitter.com/OSrECghWWw

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) March 5, 2024

Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Drop OUT Already, DeanPost + Comments (159)

It’s Up To Us Now, As it Always Was: First Stop, Montana Pt. 2

by WaterGirl|  March 5, 20244:41 pm| 70 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Political Action, Political Fundraising, Politics, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

THIS IS AN OPEN THREAD.

As you saw in It’s Up To Us Now, As it Always Was: First Stop, Montana we’re trying to get to $45,000 in the thermometer for Four Directions Montana, where the Native vote is more than the margin of victory in past elections.

Another $3,000 will get us to We met our $80,000 goal!

Luckily, we have a new $1,000 Angel match!   Matching up to $25 per person and matching resets with a new angel match.  In order to be matched, add your donation amount in the comments.

Reminder: Four Directions Quilt Raffle is still ongoing.  Raffle tickets $25 each – donate through the thermometer, and send email to WaterGirl for the raffle tickets.  Here’s the quilt, in case you missed the earlier posts.

Quilt Raffle for Four Directions Montana – Let's Keep This Senate Seat

If you want raffle tickets with these donations that are being matched in the thread, please send me an email message, thanks!

Donate

When we hit $45,000 in the thermometer, that will be $80,000 for the Native vote in Montana. $45k in the thermometer, a $5k Angel check, plus the $30k external match that we met before Thanksgiving.

We did it!  BJ peeps are amazing!  Well done, everyone!

$80k will go a long way in Montana!

It’s Up To Us Now, As it Always Was: First Stop, Montana Pt. 2Post + Comments (70)

JFC, I Can’t Even Anymore

by TaMara|  March 5, 20243:48 pm| 136 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, These people vote

Trump voter tells NBC that a woman won’t make a good president because she “has no balls to scratch.” pic.twitter.com/hn3xiXouGK

— Acyn (@Acyn) March 5, 2024

 

That was just the tip of the idiocy I heard while running errands today.

Feel free to post other fun comments you’ve heard from the exit interviews. I’ll try and find video of the woman screaming “Trump” over and over and over.

I need chocolate.

This is an open thread

JFC, I Can’t Even AnymorePost + Comments (136)

Such Sad News, Sinema Not Running for Senator!

by WaterGirl|  March 5, 20242:29 pm| 153 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Politics

A message for Arizonans from Senator Kyrsten Sinema pic.twitter.com/1XWFSWgGdh

— Kyrsten Sinema (@SenatorSinema) March 5, 2024

h/t Mousebumples

Celebration open thread!

Such Sad News, Sinema Not Running for Senator!Post + Comments (153)

Amy Coney Barrett: Tone Police

by Betty Cracker|  March 5, 202412:09 pm| 133 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Domestic Politics, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Finally got around to reading that unanimous SCOTUS opinion on the Colorado ballot, and hoo boy. I’m not a lawyer, so I’ll leave the legal analysis to qualified people, but tone is something I do understand. And folks, what we have here is a tone cop with a newly minted badge who is instructing us and her colleagues in a loud, booming voice.

I’ve had nothing but contempt for Justice Amy Coney Barrett ever since she trampled with unseemly haste over Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg’s freshly dug grave to snatch a lifetime SCOTUS sinecure from the Defendant’s dainty orange mitts. Everything about Barrett’s ascension was and is nauseating, including McConnell’s corrupt machinations to push the appointment through a week before voters bounced the Defendant out of office, Barrett’s bland-faced lies during the confirmation process, her supporters’ cynical cooption of motherhood to cloak the nominee’s religious zealotry, the repulsive celebratory super-spreader event, etc., etc., etc.

Barrett’s behavior in the role has been about as bad as we suspected it would be, from bolstering the Fed-Soc Bloc to impose theocratic and plutocratic rule on an allegedly secular and democratic country to public mewling in search of unearned respect and deference. Basically, Barrett is a turd like Alito with the abrasive edges sanded down and festooned with tasteful jewelry. Plus a reasonable expectation of two more decades ahead to immiserate Americans in the name of Jesus and money.

All that and more I expected. But now she’s appointed herself hall monitor, presumptuously telling Americans what they are required to conclude about the opinion:

“All nine Justices agree on the outcome of this case,” Barrett wrote. “That is the message Americans should take home.”

In other words, don’t worry your pretty little heads about the fine print, even if it leverages congressional dysfunction to shield Trump from any conceivable electoral consequences for the coup attempt, and even as the same court’s decision to slow-walk the immunity case will effectively exempt him from timely criminal liability.

Barrett also had the nerve to admonish Justices Kagan, Sotomayor and Jackson to watch their tone:

“In my judgment, this is not the time to amplify disagreement with stridency,” Barrett wrote. “The Court has settled a politically charged issue in the volatile season of a Presidential election. Particularly in this circumstance, writings on the Court should turn the national temperature down, not up.”

Shrill. She means the liberal justices were being shrill about their disagreement with the corrupt majority’s overreach in the opinion. It’s grotesque enough that we’re expected to pretend this preening fraud has shreds of integrity and legitimacy she definitely doesn’t possess. Now she wants to be the tone police too. It’s too much. Fuck her and the high horse she rode in on.

Open thread.

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