• Menu
  • Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

Before Header

  • About Us
  • Lexicon
  • Contact Us
  • Our Store
  • ↑
  • ↓

Balloon Juice

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Someone should tell Republicans that violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, or possibly the first.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

Consistently wrong since 2002

Bad people in a position to do bad things will do bad things because they are bad people. End of story.

If you cannot answer whether trump lost the 2020 election, you are unfit for office.

A democracy can’t function when people can’t distinguish facts from lies.

The gop is a fucking disgrace.

Tick tock motherfuckers!

Republicans cannot even be trusted with their own money.

If you can’t control your emotions, someone else will.

Damn right I heard that as a threat.

I swear, each month of 2025 will have its own history degree.

… gradually, and then suddenly.

No Kings: Americans standing in the way of bad history saying “Oh, Fuck No!”

Fight for a just cause, love your fellow man, live a good life.

You are either for trump or for democracy. Pick one.

Technically true, but collectively nonsense

How any woman could possibly vote for this smug smarmy piece of misogynistic crap is beyond understanding.

Hey hey, RFK, how many kids did you kill today?

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

We cannot abandon the truth and remain a free nation.

I see no possible difficulties whatsoever with this fool-proof plan.

Mobile Menu

  • 2026 Targeted Political Fundraising
  • Donate with Venmo, Zelle & PayPal
  • Site Feedback
  • War in Ukraine
  • Submit Photos to On the Road
  • Politics
  • On The Road
  • Open Threads
  • Topics
  • Authors
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Lexicon
  • Our Store
  • Politics
  • Open Threads
  • 2026 Activism
  • Garden Chats
  • On The Road
  • Targeted Fundraising!
You are here: Home / Archives for 2024

Archives for 2024

War for Ukraine Day 743: (Some of) You Have Questions, I (May) Have Answers

by Adam L Silverman|  March 7, 20248:13 pm| 13 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

I’m going to keep tonight’s update as brief as possible. Lot going on and I’m sure everyone wants to watch the State of the Union as bookend to this mornings Senate Armed Services Committee hearing with the CENTCOM and AFRICOM commanders.

Miss Bianca asked the following in last night’s comments:

“Our job title is not fund the CIA’s war against Ukraine“?

WTF does this even mean? I mean, I know it’s Marjorie Taylor Greene, but WTF does this even mean?

It means she actually read that NY Times article from last week about the Ukrainian intelligence partnership with the CIA that I wrote about in last Sunday night’s update.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

show full post on front page

War for Ukraine Day 743: (Some of) You Have Questions, I (May) Have AnswersPost + Comments (13)

Thursday Evening Open Thread: Repubs Prepping for Tonight’s SotU

by Anne Laurie|  March 7, 20247:43 pm| 119 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Stupidity, Clown car

This happens before every Biden debate and SOTU. They spend all year telling people that he’s old and senile and can’t put two sentences together, then the day of the event he’s a maniacal deceptive genius. pic.twitter.com/lg5cpIugLE

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 7, 2024

Mike Johnson has reportedly implored his Members not to behave like classless asses again during the SOTU tonight and they will listen to him about that as much as they do about everything else.

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) March 7, 2024

Some House Republicans are dismissing Speaker Johnson's calls for decorum during the State of the Union tonight.

Rep. Lauren Boebert told me: “I don’t even promise my pastor I’m going to hold back in church.

And MTG says: "Decorum broke a long time ago."

— Melanie Zanona (@MZanona) March 7, 2024

I vote the Secret Service have a super-soaker on hand for ‘Just Us’ Alito, assuming he shows up…

I think Joe needs to have a super soaker on hand to handle the hecklers.

— SnarkTank (@TheSnarkTank99) March 7, 2024

show full post on front page

Thursday Evening Open Thread: Repubs Prepping for Tonight’s SotUPost + Comments (119)

Marcy Wheeler: Merrick Garland Isn’t to Blame for Delays in Trump’s Election Interference Case

by WaterGirl|  March 7, 20244:15 pm| 223 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

Kudos to MSNBC for publishing this article be Marcy Wheeler, aka emptywheel.

Open Thread: Merrick Garland

Merrick Garland Isn’t to Blame for Delays in Trump’s Election Interference Case

by Marcy Wheeler, legal and national security journalist

After the Supreme Court delayed consideration of Donald Trump’s immunity claim until April, some liberals directed considerable outrage not just at the court, but also at a member of President Joe Biden’s Cabinet. Such attacks act as if the delay were Attorney General Merrick Garland’s fault instead of justices like Clarence Thomas. These criticisms are misplaced. The Justice Department, before and after Garland’s delayed confirmation, started investigating key figures in the election interference case against Trump in 2021. And accusations of delay ignore the real-world obstacles that special counsel Jack Smith, his team and their predecessors had to navigate carefully — lest the whole case fall apart in court.

The department took overt investigative steps against three of the six alleged co-conspirators identified in Trump’s Jan. 6 indictment in 2021, long before Garland appointed Smith to the case. Days after a New York Times report on Jeffrey Clark’s role in Jan. 6, on Jan. 25, 2021, Justice Department Inspector General Michael Horowitz announced an investigation into “whether any former or current DOJ official engaged in an improper attempt to have DOJ seek to alter the outcome of the 2020 Presidential Election.” The IG investigators remained involved when FBI agents seized Clark’s phone June 23, 2022. The department had already, a month earlier, obtained a warrant for one of Clark’s private email accounts and would obtain a second one the following day. The August 2023 indictment of Trump describes Clark as co-conspirator 4.

In April 2021 — on Deputy Attorney General Lisa Monaco’s first day on the job — the Justice Department obtained a warrant to seize Rudy Giuliani’s phones. That wasn’t a warrant for Jan. 6; it sought evidence that Trump’s lawyer was doing the bidding of Ukrainians when he convinced Trump to fire Marie Yovanovitch in 2019. But the DOJ used the special master review that Giuliani demanded to look at all the communications seized, not just those relating to Ukraine. In September 2021, the judge in that case granted prosecutors’ request to do the privilege review of materials seized from Giuliani’s devices on all files that post-dated Jan. 1, 2018, irrespective of subject. (The special master even prioritized the devices that were used through 2021.)

And in September 2021, prosecutor Molly Gaston — one of two lead prosecutors on the Jan. 6 case against Trump — subpoenaed associates of Sidney Powell as part of an investigation into her fundraising off false claims of voter fraud. Just one paragraph in the Trump indictment describes Powell’s actions, as co-conspirator 3, in the conspiracies charged against the former president. But that paragraph focuses on a topic related to the subpoenas sent out in 2021: Powell’s relentless attacks on Dominion Systems in lawsuits.

Those often ignored early moves against Trump’s co-conspirators — and other investigative developments, such as the purported cooperation of Jan. 6 defendant Brandon Straka, investigative steps implicating Roger Stone, and the prosecution of Alex Jones’ sidekick — go unmentioned in reports that claim Garland delayed the investigation. For good reason: Most happened where reporters and pundits weren’t looking.

But the popular narratives attributing delay to Garland also ignore several factors that did take time.

Kudos to Marcy, as well!  Read the whole thing.

Open thread.

Marcy Wheeler: Merrick Garland Isn’t to Blame for Delays in Trump’s Election Interference CasePost + Comments (223)

A Note About Political Fundraising

by John Cole|  March 7, 20242:30 pm| 78 Comments

This post is in: John Cole Presents "Stories from the Road", John Cole Presents "This Fucking Old House", Political Fundraising

Every time the campaign season is among us, we do a lot of fundraising for political candidates. And we have for years- at least since 2006-2007. So we do it a lot. And I think we have been pretty effective and wise in our choices and we really try to get the most bang for our buck with smaller organizations and matching donations. Have we had some losses? Yes. Will we have more losses, also yes. I don’t need to go into detail, most of you know this.

Having said that, every time we do fundraising, I get a couple emails pissed off about all the fundraising, even though it is voluntary and anonymous. You don’t have to give. You really don’t. So I just wanted to say that we will be doing fundraising until the 4 November election, and if that pisses you off or irritates you, I am going to give you the same fucking advice I gave Tipper Gore and all the godbotherers at the Media Research Center and those other places (not to unfairly lump Tipper in with those guys but you know it happened),

“PICK UP THE REMOTE AND TURN THE FUCKING CHANNEL.”

Honestly. If the fundraising pisses you off, don’t read them. There are all sorts of things on the website to let you search by author, jump down a post, etc. Do that.

Thank you and fuck off in advance depending on your reaction.

Also, the college girl across the street keep partially blocking the driveway so I left this on her car.

A Note About Political Fundraising

Your move, young lady.

I am currently answering emails and having zoom meetings while in between I have two doors on saw horses being painted and a web of gates keeping the dogs away.

A Note About Political FundraisingPost + Comments (78)

I Wonder to Myself ‘Could Life Ever Be Sane Again?’

by @heymistermix.com|  March 7, 20242:26 pm| 40 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I Wonder to Myself 'Could Life Ever Be Sane Again?'

Kevin Drum:

It turns out that transit crime [in NYC] has been flat over the past two years while ridership has increased about 20%. […] The trendline of transit crime is down 13% over the past two years, and the most recent week had nearly the lowest crime rate of the entire period.

Kathy Hochul:

Hochul said on Wednesday that 750 national guard patrolmen as well as 250 state police and Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA) officers will be deployed to patrol the stations and conduct bag checks.

“These brazen heinous attacks on our subway system will not be tolerated,” Hochul told a press conference.

Police accountability advocates decried the announced deployment. Robert Gangi, the founder of the Police Reform Organizing Project (Prop), said the added police presence would further criminalize Black and brown commuters, people who are already policed by NYPD officers.

Kathy Hochul’s mental model of the median NY voter is a 57-year-old white guy on Staten Island who watches too much Fox News.  Panic and Republican-generated nonsense rule her world.  Here she is reassuring business owners that the ruling against the Trump Organization does not reflect New York’s general attitude towards business.  On the night before Christmas, not a creature was stirring, but her veto pen was at work on a bill making it easier for those who pled out to challenge their convictions, a law similar to the one that super-liberal Texas already has on its books.  Koch-backed lobbying led to her signing a major corporate transparency bill only after access to the data was removed from the public and limited only to law enforcement and government agencies.

I was in NYC last Spring and rode the subway quite a bit, day and night, though admittedly not in what you’d consider a high-crime area.  I felt pretty safe and nobody hassled me, and there were plenty of cops around.  Adding national guard troops to rifle through my belongings would have made me feel less safe and more hassled.

I look forward to Tish James trouncing her in the 2026 Democratic primary, if Hochul has the guts to run.

I Wonder to Myself ‘Could Life Ever Be Sane Again?’Post + Comments (40)

What’s Next for Political Fundraising?

by WaterGirl|  March 7, 202411:20 am| 96 Comments

This post is in: Political Action, Political Fundraising, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

For the 2021-22 cycle, we collectively made the decision to be more strategic with Balloon Juice fundraising.  The “big” races were well-funded without us, and we learned in 2020 that rage-donating to long-shot Democrats attempting to unseat the most odious of Republicans was not the best use of our funds.

So we started focusing on boots on the ground in crucial swing states where our money could have the greatest effect.  We funded voter turnout organizations, election protection efforts, ballot initiatives and registration drives aimed at combating voter suppression.  In the 2022 cycle, we supported organizations in Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona, Nevada and Georgia.  All of the target states went for Biden and retained their Democratic senators if they were on the ballot.

In addition, we focused about 15% or so of our donations on candidates in the Fall of 2022, targeting some Governors races and under-funded Congressional and Senate races, as well as some local races with national implications.

This cycle, we’ll be pursuing a similar plan and refining it a bit, as well.

In the short term (now) we’ll be focusing on voter registration and combating suppression efforts in our targeted swing states.   As before, we’re concentrating on Arizona, Nevada, Wisconsin and Michigan as our top priorities.  We’ve also got our eye on North Carolina and Pennsylvania.  We may do less (if anything) in Georgia this year, insofar as there is no Senate seat at play and no competitive house seats.

Let’s start with what are arguably our top “bang for the buck” states: states that we need to hold for President Biden, and that have competitive Senate and House races (and in some cases, closely divided state legislatures).  This post will focus on Arizona, Nevada and Wisconsin.

show full post on front page

What’s Next for Political Fundraising?Post + Comments (96)

Alina Habba: Fuck You, Oh Wait, Can You Help Us Out Here? (Open Thread)

by WaterGirl|  March 7, 20249:56 am| 243 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Trump Indictments, Point and Mock

Trump’s attorneys have built up so much good will with the judges in the Trump cases, I can totally see why their first thought is to ask the judge to buy them some more time to get it together.

I hope I’m right about how this is going to turn out for them.

My first laugh of the day.

In a new letter tonight, Alina Habba is asking Judge Lew Kaplan — who has yet to rule on Trump’s request to stay enforcement of the $83.3 million E. Jean Carroll judgment as his post-trial motions are resolved — for some mercy. 1/

— Lisa Rubin (@lawofruby) March 6, 2024

.

What does this mean? Trump could be having difficulty arranging for a bond of $91-plus million, which is what will be required to cover the judgment and interest. 3/

— Lisa Rubin (@lawofruby) March 6, 2024

.

—and expecting that Kaplan will deny his request for a longer stay, he is trying to buy himself time to obtain one or free up sufficient cash. FIN.

— Lisa Rubin (@lawofruby) March 6, 2024

.

The Letter to Judge Kaplan

Something something flies honey vinegar.

Totally open thread.

Alina Habba: Fuck You, Oh Wait, Can You Help Us Out Here? (Open Thread)Post + Comments (243)

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 421
  • Page 422
  • Page 423
  • Page 424
  • Page 425
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 522
  • Go to Next Page »

Primary Sidebar

On The Road - SkyBluePink -  10 Photos 6
Photo by SkyBluePink (4/15/26)

Election Resources

Voter Registration Info – Find a State
Check Voter Registration by Address
Election Calendar by State

Targeted Fundraising Info & Links

Recent Comments

  • eclare on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Apr 22, 2026 @ 10:22am)
  • LAC on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Apr 22, 2026 @ 10:21am)
  • Jeffg166 on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Apr 22, 2026 @ 10:20am)
  • satby on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Apr 22, 2026 @ 10:18am)
  • eclare on Wednesday Morning Open Thread (Apr 22, 2026 @ 10:17am)

Balloon Juice Posts

View by Topic
View by Author
View by Month & Year
View by Past Author

Featuring

Medium Cool
Artists in Our Midst
Authors in Our Midst

🎈Keep Balloon Juice Ad Free

Become a Balloon Juice Patreon
Donate with Venmo, Zelle or PayPal

Calling All Jackals

Site Feedback
Nominate a Rotating Tag
Submit Photos to On the Road
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Links)
Balloon Juice Anniversary (All Posts)

Fix Nyms with Apostrophes

Outsmarting Apple iOS 26

Balloon Juice Mailing List Signup

Order Calendar A
Order Calendar B

Social Media

Balloon Juice
WaterGirl
TaMara
John Cole
DougJ (aka NYT Pitchbot)
Betty Cracker
Tom Levenson
David Anderson
Major Major Major Major
DougJ NYT Pitchbot
mistermix
Rose Judson (podcast)
Sister Golden Bear

Goal Met, thank you!

Site Footer

Come for the politics, stay for the snark.

  • Facebook
  • RSS
  • Twitter
  • YouTube
  • Comment Policy
  • Our Authors
  • Blogroll
  • Our Artists
  • Privacy Policy

Privacy Manager

Copyright © 2026 Dev Balloon Juice · All Rights Reserved · Powered by BizBudding Inc