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by WaterGirl|  October 19, 20249:55 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Political Fundraising, Targeted Political Fundraising 2023-24

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War for Ukraine Day 969: The Glide Bombing Continues

by Adam L Silverman|  October 19, 20249:49 pm| 30 Comments

This post is in: China, Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Iran, Israel, Military, Open Threads, Palestine, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A quick housekeeping note. Rosie, Ruby too, are doing great. Rosie’s last chemo treatment is Monday, so we’ll have more on that then. Now that the humidity has come down a lot and the heat as well, it is safer to walk her. We did a 3/4 mile walk earlier and she did very well despite not doing a lot of walking during the course of her treatments because of the effects of them on her combined with the outrageously high heat and humidity. Thank you all for the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations.

Now that I’ve gotten a bit of rest, I want to take a moment and spend a little more time on the North Korean soldiers issue. The Republic of Korea’s (ROK/South Korea) National Intelligence Service (NIS) has reported that the soldiers that Kim has dispatched to Russia to fight against the Ukrainians are DPRK Special Forces. These are elite soldiers. They are not conscripts doing their mandatory service. They get special privileges in exchange for their service, proper food and access to sundry goods and commodities included. They are committed to the concept of Juche. These are not troops you want to take lightly. While there’s a lot of sturm und drang right now over whether they’ve actually been deployed to Russia or that they have been, but they’re not going to be used to fight the Ukrainians, these guys are what the Russians thought and mythologized their own Special Forces to be before the Ukrainians chewed them up in February and March 2022. It is also important to remember that it gets VERY, VERY, VERY cold on the Korean peninsula during the winter, there’s a lot of mountainous terrain, and the North Korean Special Forces are trained and acclimated for winter and mountain warfare, so the Ukrainian winter is not going to phase them. If they are assigned to fight the Ukrainians things are going to get very, very, very sporty very quickly.

On the other side of the DMZ, the ROK has their own elite Special Forces. I’ve got friends and colleagues who have worked with them. Even the Special Forces (Green Berets) and Rangers tell stories of agreeing to get up early and do PT with the South Korean Special Forces and getting completely smoked by the latter. They’re in amazing condition, highly trained and skilled, and excellent Soldiers.

The larger issue here is that we are looking at an expansion of one of the kinetic/lethal theaters of operation in Putin’s world war against the US, the EU, NATO, and other US allies and partners. The other three primarily kinetic/lethal theaters are the Russian occupied parts of Georgia; Syria, where Russia attacked civilian targets in Idlib just last week; and the Sahel states. Again, Russia’s world war is primarily being waged with the elements of national power – Diplomatic, Informational, Economic, Financial, Intelligence, and Legal – other than Militaray power except in these four theaters of operation. It is a world war where the aggressor’s/Russia’s military power is not normally distributed as most of the targets are being attacked with the other elements of Russian national power. Where Russian military power is used outside of these four theaters, it is the result of the GRU, Russia’s military intelligence, undertaking it’s sabotage and wetwork campaigns. Campaigns that are also being conducted by Russia’s SVR as the two agencies are in competition with each other. Putin’s world war is being resourced by Iran, North Korea, and, based on recent reporting, the PRC. Russia is killing Ukrainian civilians and destroying Ukrainian infrastructure with Iranian and North Korean weapons systems and munitions. We are now waiting to see if the North Korean Special Forces will actually be deployed against the Ukrainians. And while it is out of scope for the Ukrainian war updates, Kim has cut the roads and rail lines near the DMZ while redeploying additional forces to that area.

I do not expect President Biden and his senior natsec appointees to actually figure this out. They have been incredibly resistant to actually recognizing the geo-strategic reality of the past four years. Even if it was not apparent from their response to and handling of Putin’s genocidal re-invasion of Ukraine, it is visible from space in regard to their mismanagement of the Israel-Hamas, Israel-Hezbullah wars. I read the Israeli news reporting, commentary and analysis, and subject matter experts every day. All of them, every single one, are repeatedly amazed about how Biden, Blinken, Austin, Sullivan, Hochstein, McGurk, et al have been played by Bibi, Dermer, and the rest of Bibi’s people over and over and over again.

Their belief, shared by the rest of the Blob inside and outside the Beltway, that the PRC is the pacing threat and we have to pivot US natsec to meet it before 2027 is based on a significant misunderstanding of Chinese political, strategic, and military culture, Xi, and what the PRC is actually doing in its own geo-strategic activities. Their fundamental misunderstanding of China’s political and military geography has now come home to roost with the latest North Korean developments.

Quite simply, there is not a part of the world that is safer and more stable than it was four years ago. Yes, had Trump been reelected, it would all be worse, but just because Trump and his team would be worse, and that he and they have been actively working to subvert Biden and his team’s natsec efforts, doesn’t excuse the strategic malpractice, mismanagement, and failures of President Biden and his senior natsec appointees.

But just because these are the wrong men – and every single member of the senior natsec team handling these issues are men – to meet this moment, does not mean we should fail to recognize the moment for what it is: an ever expanding world war.

Here’s a summary of Russia’s drone swarm attack last night/early this morning:

Ukraine still under heavy drone attack by Russia. Drones downed over capital overnight (1) wreckage damaging building (2). A Shahed drone attacked energy infrastructure in Sumy Oblast (3), and a new type of Russian drone has been spotted over Kyiv and Cherkasy oblasts. pic.twitter.com/GX3bvTlyQT

— Euan MacDonald (@Euan_MacDonald) October 19, 2024

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from early today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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We Keep Working to Free Our People: Military Personnel and Civilians – Address by the President

19 October 2024 – 20:30

I wish you health, fellow Ukrainians!

First of all, today our gratitude goes to our team involved in the exchanges and to all Ukrainian warriors – every unit – who replenish the exchange fund for our state. I am proud of you all, and I thank you for your help in liberating our people from Russian captivity.

It is important to understand that nothing happens just like that. Strong positions are always needed for Ukraine. The capabilities of our state must always be increased. In times of war, results can only be earned. I thank everyone who makes this possible.

We have managed to bring back another 95 Ukrainians from Russian captivity. Most of them are privates and sergeants, 26 officers. Defenders of Mariupol, and generally of the Donetsk, Luhansk, Kharkiv, Kyiv, Chernihiv and Kherson regions. Among them are Azov warriors. Also, Maksym Butkevych – a Ukrainian human rights activist, who went to defend Ukraine after the beginning of the full-scale war. All those who have been returned are now receiving the assistance they need.

And we keep working to free our people: military personnel and civilians. This is a very difficult process, but the more effective we are on the battlefield and in diplomacy, the sooner we will be able to bring the others back. We are investigating the fate of everyone who may be in captivity. We are trying very hard to get all of them back.

I thank the Armed Forces, the Security Service of Ukraine, the Defense Intelligence of Ukraine, the Office, the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the Ombudsman, the Coordination Headquarters – all those who are involved and those who help. As well as our partners – those countries and leaders who strengthen our positions within this work. And always, whenever we have the opportunity, we talk to leaders during visits about the need to bring Ukrainians home. All of them. All those who are captured by Russia.

Today, I met with the Minister for Foreign Affairs of France. It was exactly the meeting we needed. I am grateful to France, President Macron, and all of French society for supporting Ukraine, our defense. We had very good, productive talks in Paris during my visit. We cooperate fruitfully for defense, and in politics, and for our greater resilience – of Ukraine and of all our Europe. I am grateful to France for its support of the Victory Plan – the points that can really bring good faith diplomacy and a just peace closer. And we will be grateful to France for collaborating with our other partners to ensure that we have this shared vision – the vision that only a fair end to the war can truly guarantee a lasting peace.

And one more thing. I want to mention Norway: we have a new support package this week – 260 million dollars. The package is aimed at supporting our energy sector. Restoring destroyed facilities and developing modern infrastructure – this is what we need right now, ahead of winter.

There is also another step – a winter aid package from the Nordic-Baltic Eight: Sweden, Norway, Iceland, Finland, Lithuania, Latvia, Estonia, Denmark. Thank you!

This week, there are also new important decisions in the framework of sanctions against Russia and its allies – the UK’s sanctions against Russia’s shadow tanker fleet. And we need the world to put much more pressure on Russia in this area. The shadow tanker fleet helps Putin finance war and terror, and in addition, it poses a global security threat to all countries whose coasts and seas could be polluted by the operation of such tankers. I am grateful to everyone in the world who realizes this and tries to protect people and countries.

This week has also brought Ukraine a new bilateral security agreement: we signed it with Greece. In general, our architecture of security agreements is developing and growing. But these are always very specific agreements. And it is important to implement every single point. We are working on it.

I thank everyone who stands with Ukraine! Glory to our people!

Glory to Ukraine!

The cost and the reason:

Can’t hold back tears of joy watching this–95 Ukrainian defenders are finally home from Russian captivity!

This exchange is very special, with heroes like Maksym Butkevych, who were unjustly sentenced to years in Russian prisons. pic.twitter.com/lPINroOX3m

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) October 19, 2024

The reason:

This is what Ukraine is fighting for.

📹: sashantonenko/TikTok pic.twitter.com/Q5HkLIhEbg

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) October 19, 2024

Butkevych is a Ukrainian human rights activist who was being held in a prison in Luhansk with 40 other POWs.

The full video is here. https://t.co/8zajyQ0Jzy

— Hromadske Radio in English (@HromRadio_eng) October 18, 2024

The first image of Maksym Butkevych after he returned to Ukraine in POW swap with Russia.

Answering question from journalist @dianabutsko, he said that he he did not know that he would be exchanged. Maksym added that 40 Ukrainian POWs were illegally held in a Luhansk prison along with him and another freed serviceman, and the release could encourage those POWs to expect their return home one day.

Maksym Butkevych says that is almost happy.

The image is from video by @Hromadske

Here’s the machine translation of the quoted tweet with the video:

Maksym Butkevich, a released human rights defender and military man, said that the news about the exchange was unexpected – he learned about it by accident on the way

Video: Diana Butsko / hromadske

What Levada says below was true in Russia then, is true in Russia now, and is exactly what Trump and his surrogates, proxies, and benefactors cosplaying as proxies (Musk) are trying to ensure is true in the US in the run up to the November election:

Back in 2005, Yuri Levada, a well known Russian sociologist, political scientist and the founder of the Levada Center, said:

“The authorities need people to feel danger from all sides… And this requires constant mobilization readiness. Scary authorities need frightened people.… pic.twitter.com/sgbQ3C0vEY

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) October 19, 2024

Back in 2005, Yuri Levada, a well known Russian sociologist, political scientist and the founder of the Levada Center, said:

“The authorities need people to feel danger from all sides… And this requires constant mobilization readiness. Scary authorities need frightened people. They are easier to rule.”

Canada:

Canada announced $64.8 million in military assistance to Ukraine.

The package includes small arms and ammunition, personal protective equipment and military uniforms for women, drones, training for Ukrainian soldiers, and contribution to the IT Capability Coalition.

We are… pic.twitter.com/2TKsX3oCl7

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) October 19, 2024

Canada announced $64.8 million in military assistance to Ukraine.

The package includes small arms and ammunition, personal protective equipment and military uniforms for women, drones, training for Ukrainian soldiers, and contribution to the IT Capability Coalition.

We are grateful to our Canadian friends for their unwavering support!
Together, until victory comes!
🇺🇦🤝🇨🇦
@NationalDefence @BillBlair

Lithuania:

🎯 As I said a decade ago, if you think stopping Putin is expensive, wait until you see the price of letting him win. https://t.co/7NuMPHwfp0

— Garry Kasparov (@Kasparov63) October 19, 2024

Germany:

🇩🇪🤔 Olaf Scholz criticized Friedrich Merz’s proposal to issue an ultimatum to Putin.

“When he say: If the attacks on the infrastructure do not stop, then we’ll do this or that. This is the logic of escalation. It is not reasonable,” he said. pic.twitter.com/NYDeXVdPUC

— The Ukrainian Review (@UkrReview) October 18, 2024

The PRC:

The US Department of the Treasury is saying that China is designing, developing, and producing armed #drones in China, for Russia’s war in Ukraine. (And is sanctioning the firms)

Via @BastianBrauns who wrote about this here, in Germanhttps://t.co/svV5kdfcCX

— Ulrike Franke (@RikeFranke) October 19, 2024

Poltava:

Ukrainian Mi-24 helicopter intercepts Shahed kamikaze drone during recent Russian attack on Ukraine. https://t.co/ntsOhaO7Gr https://t.co/LEeU83kknh pic.twitter.com/gTPkYs95J0

— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) October 19, 2024

Russian/Iranian Shahed kamikaze drones attacking Ukraine today. Poltava region. https://t.co/LEeU83kknh pic.twitter.com/WoYSL6nObg

— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) October 19, 2024

Zaporizhzhia:

At least 8 people were injured in the russian aerial bomb attack on Zaporizhzhia earlier today. pic.twitter.com/fBUnWG2QXO

— Kate from Kharkiv (@BohuslavskaKate) October 19, 2024

Kharkiv:

I’m tired to the point I’m just going to sleep the night away, and if russia decides to bomb us again, I’m going to ignore it altogether https://t.co/fOtMlFuNGw pic.twitter.com/Z2Bx0ROl6X

— Kate from Kharkiv (@BohuslavskaKate) October 19, 2024

“If I were healthier, I would go and shoot them [Russians] with a machine gun!” – 90-year-old Mrs Olha Shevchenko survived World War II, famine, and is now braving evacuation in Kharkiv region in her beautiful red hat.

May she have many more peaceful years.

📹: TSN pic.twitter.com/kJ4ZeCy2tx

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) October 18, 2024

Odesa:

For 2nd consecutive night in Ukraine, Russian drones swarming in several regions; most of nation on alert. Just now from Kyiv mayor @Vitaliy_Klychko: “Air defense forces work in the capital. Stay in shelters!” Here in Odesa, a 3rd heightened air raid alert that’s still active pic.twitter.com/7ZKO7TRCOf

— Michael Bociurkiw (@WorldAffairsPro) October 19, 2024

Bryansk, Russia:

Bryansk this night https://t.co/shdWCfKrPS pic.twitter.com/WLrmTx3ga8

— 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝕯𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝕯𝔦𝔰𝔱𝔯𝔦𝔠𝔱△ 🇬🇪🇺🇦🇺🇲🇬🇷 (@TheDeadDistrict) October 19, 2024

St. Petersburg:

Russian Telegram channels report that hundreds of buildings are without electricity in Russian St Petersburg.

Local authorities claim it was an “accident”. Locals say they accident was preceded by explosions from a drone attack. https://t.co/VFKbCoY2Sr pic.twitter.com/qtpt5q37S3

— Anton Gerashchenko (@Gerashchenko_en) October 19, 2024

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Saturday Night Slap-Fights Open Thread: It’s A Hard Knock Life

by Anne Laurie|  October 19, 20249:04 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Open Threads, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

Captain Obvious strikes again!

Young men should know that if you vote for Trump you’re basically never going to get laid. pic.twitter.com/M2jcVT5yDx

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) October 18, 2024

People are nice to me all the time https://t.co/iLRV5UL8Q1

— vituperativeerb (@vituperativeerb) October 19, 2024

As someone said, there is pee in the dating pool. https://t.co/Zzhmal83KW

— Black Girl Photographer (@LeciaMichelle11) October 19, 2024

Their concern is that women have standards. Why do we keep being asked to hear out folks who are saying the same loser shit that we’ve all heard before?

Ostracism and bullying work. Don’t believe me? Republicans are STILL butt hurt over being called “weird” in August. ?????? https://t.co/BvOmDPKyIh

— Calobite Dume (@ThaCalebDume) October 18, 2024

You know. Even leaving just everything else wrong headed aside this sums up the basic problem with this thread’s POV … it’s bad at mathing math. https://t.co/g0JcWksZ2f

— Dirk Lester ???????????? ??? (@Dirk2112) October 19, 2024

We have a real problem of people who are like 30% of the electorate being given the impression that they’re like 51% of it,

— Dirk Lester ???????????? ??? (@Dirk2112) October 19, 2024

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If you do all of the things in this list – be competent, work out, live a happy life, be involved in your community, women will come to you.

And it will be because you will no longer be a Trump supporter.

Nothing broadcasts loser vibes more than voting Trump. https://t.co/Dfdlb7lQJ8

— LadyGrey ???????????? (@TWLadyGrey) October 18, 2024

It’s the last refuge of the douchecanoe

— Harris-Walz 2024 (@GregProops) October 19, 2024

“Why can’t we go back to when we handed straight white men keys to the kingdom?”

— T. Fisher King (@T_FisherKing) October 19, 2024

Dudes talking about “male loneliness”

Learn to sit with it, & ask why no one wants to be around you

You’re lonely because of your behavior, your refusal to see others as equal.

Normalize accepting that you need to change, not that the world needs to change to accommodate you.

— President Kamala’s Hand (Again) (@myronjclifton) October 19, 2024

ETA: Bobo Brooks, come on down…
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Happening Now- Steve Benen Book Club on Zoom

by John Cole|  October 19, 20243:39 pm| 24 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

We are having our Q&A with Steve Benen right now and it is not too late for you to join the zoom meeting.

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Barack Obama Just Made My Day in 5 minutes or less

by WaterGirl|  October 19, 20242:05 pm| 145 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

When he’s not campaigning, we don’t get to see Barack Obama at his absolute best.

I see him giving these speeches and remember all over again just how much I love this man, just how charming and funny he is, and how lucky we were to have had him as president for 8 years.

We have to win this!

We don’t need four more years of arrogance and bumbling and bluster and division under Donald Trump.

America is ready for a better story – we’re ready for a President @KamalaHarris. pic.twitter.com/Urn2kyl7qq

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) October 19, 2024

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Fun Read: Code Red: Watching the Tim Walz Magic Trick Up Close

by Anne Laurie|  October 19, 202411:50 am| 99 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Excellent Links, Kamala Harris for President, Proud to Be A Democrat, Readership Capture

Well when you put it like that…🤔 pic.twitter.com/WkUOYtStWr

— Kaylan_TX (@Kaylan_TX_) August 19, 2024

I think projecting onto politicians is bad and many of the memes are getting silly…but the right's freakout is plainly centered on how they've adopted a definition of manhood so narrow, violent and insular that it shatters upon seeing one stable, folksy guy who tells Dad jokes.

— zeddy (@Zeddary) August 19, 2024

There is a joke among those of us with ADHD that sometimes people will follow after us even when we have no idea where we’re going. We look confident! — or at least, like we might do something interesting, at any moment, that a curious bystander wouldn’t want to miss. (I personally believe this has been the secret behind a lot of political successes, including both Bill Clinton and Dubya Bush.)

Kerry Howley, at NYMag, has obviously been instructed to bothside be rigidly neutral in her report, and yet:

… There is no obvious connection between an ability to commune with strangers and an ability to govern; one might even be inclined to posit the opposite, in that an easy fluidity masks false intention. The fact remains that Walz is so natural with people that every encounter comes across, through no fault of his own, as trolling his opponent, a man who cannot so much as order a doughnut or answer a question (“What makes you smile?”) without expressing a mysteriously motivated sense of resentment (“I smile at a lot of things, including bogus questions from the media”)…

Tim Walz, as anyone who has tried to quote him in print well knows, does not speak in “sentences” nor adhere to a common “grammar.” This is a dream sequence, scenes conjured out of thin air and only later explained. “They always do, Oh, the guy sitting in Racine, Wisconsin, in the bar, what’s really concerning him? I damn sure guarantee you it’s not banning Animal Farm.” You do not know where you are going until you’ve arrived. “You come home from work. You throw the Frisbee to your pup, he gets it, you give your good boy a belly rub,” he said in February, inexplicably. And only then: “Picture that guy” — Trump — “doing anything normal like that.” On August 5, no one outside Minnesota with a healthy relationship to current events knew the name Tim Walz. A few weeks later, he was the best-liked candidate on either ticket in the most high-stakes presidential race anyone could remember…

The ability to be fully present in the selection of banana bread suggests an unusual distribution of attention; indeed, Walz once told a classroom of high-school students that he had ADHD.

“Undiagnosed,” his wife, Gwen, gently added.

“No, I’m not diagnosed,” he said, “but it’s pretty obvious.”…

His political origin story, like all such stories, feels overpolished, a touch too narratively useful, but the facts are there. In 2004, two teenagers, Matt Klaber and Sierra Burkhart, had been denied entry to a pro-Bush event on suspicion of Democratic tendencies. They attempted to get into a second rally with the most inoffensive adult imaginable, universally beloved teacher Tim Walz. They were again denied, and though Walz managed to argue his way in (“I’m in the National Guard, and I’m here to see my commander-in-chief”), he was indignant. The field organizer of the local Kerry campaign was Leah Solo, a former student of Gwen’s. Tim and Gwen folded right in…

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Tim Walz had never been a moderate; he simply looked like one as he pulled you into a hug. “At the age of 18,” Klaber says, “I fancied myself a bit of a strategist and was like, Yeah, I know you support gay marriage, but you don’t have to talk about it in this district. Don’t say it. He was like, Fuck it. He did. He did.”

There would be six terms as congressperson, even while nearby districts fell to the nativism of Michele Bachmann and Steve King. There would be two terms as governor. “He’s always just literally running,” says an adviser. “He’ll see in the news there’s a fire or a storm somewhere in Minnesota.” Walz will want to go to the site: “We’ve got to go; let’s go tomorrow. We’ve got to go.”

“The Republicans always say, You don’t learn anything from us,” Walz said in February. “Yes, I do. I learned what a one-vote majority is: It’s a majority.” In 2023, Minnesota Democrats working with a trifecta and a budget surplus legalized marijuana, instituted protections for abortion and transgender rights, restored voting rights, provided a tax credit to low-income parents, passed gun-control measures and paid family leave, banned conversion therapy, provided free breakfast and lunch to public-school children, waived college tuition for low-income students, and on and on, an onslaught of progressive achievement we do not have the word count to exhaust. This was only possible because he coded conservative to a comic degree: not just a football coach but a coach who had helped usher a losing team to a triumphant state championship. Not just someone who knew his way around a gun—someone who kept a gun in his locker in high school. “I’ll go ahead and put my credibility up against anyone else when it comes to this issue,” he said in his 2023 State of the State address, which was surprisingly combative for a guy riding what the press would call “the Minnesota miracle.” “I’m a veteran and a hunter,” he said. “I was one of the best shots in Congress, and I got the dang trophies to prove it.”

“How does it feel to be outshot every year by a liberal gun grabber?” he said later, taunting his Republican colleagues. “Most of these guys have never been around guns; it’s just like a persona.”

Tim Walz had a persona too, but it was authentically held and he knew how to play with it. He posted terrible selfies, posting like a man who had no idea how to post, online in a way that read offline. He could chase national office while projecting none of the unseemly striver sweat of a J.D. Vance or a Josh Shapiro. In 2023, Walz was already trying out lines: “They’re banning books in their schools. We’re banishing hunger from ours.” On Juneteenth as a federal holiday: “They’re afraid of facing up to this great nation’s entire history. And maybe here in Minnesota we’re just made of stronger stuff.” “Who is asking for this?” is somehow a question no one else had asked.

By 2023 Democrats were soliciting Biden surrogates to come to their states and give talks. “His whole thing was,” says an adviser, “ ‘I want to go to the states that nobody else is going to go to. I want to go to the state party dinner where they can’t get a guest. They need to be inspired too, and nobody’s ever going to go there.’” And so instead of going to states like South Carolina, Georgia, and Nevada, Walz went to Topeka, Indianapolis, Kansas City, and Omaha. “Mind your own damn business,” he said in Fargo in November, at a small event space above a local restaurant, to an audience of 50 or 75 senior citizens. There was no podium; he stood at a table with a handheld microphone. It was basically the same speech he later gave in Philadelphia, standing beside Kamala Harris, to millions of people…

We go up the giant plane stairs in Phoenix, off in Tucson, back into the van, the streets cleared. On the roof of Palo Verde High, snipers stand under a small blue tent rippling in the desert wind. We are hours late. Backed by inspirational posters of questionable persuasive power (“We believe SPORTSMANSHIP is an EXPECTATION”), a small-business owner named Raul is talking about his seven daughters and their right to bodily autonomy and this man who will protect it. Walz runs onstage. The scoreboard reads 20-24. “I’m ready,” says Walz, “to run through the wall for Raul on that!”

“I love you,” someone shouts from the crowd. Walz points straight at him. “You love America!” Walz has neither notes nor teleprompter. It is difficult to make policy physical, but Walz could mime the agenda if pressed. He has a lexicon of moves. There’s one for the word revulsion, which he presumes the audience members feel as they hear Trump’s ethnonationalist accusations of pet consumption — Walz’s hands rise in a waving motion — and one for the word conversation — a kind of swatting back and forth — which is what his mom is engaged in now that she has a hearing aid. It is a speech about the space Republicans have ceded, the “Party of Freedom” curdled into obsessive transgression: “free to invade your exam room, to invade your school library, to invade your bedroom, and have government be just small enough,” and his arms go wide, “to be in every damn part of your life that they shouldn’t be.”

He’s on the subject of Social Security when he swerves. “The other freedom is — and being in this space, as a schoolteacher, and knowing the joy that’s here, and knowing the parents” — and here he crouches, as if toward a kid — “who dress their little ones in their best clothes and they send them off to school, and that teacher is waiting there to shake their little hands and welcome them into the world of learning.” The audience is with him, with the little kid with his new shoes and supportive parents, here, in this school gym. “Our kids need to be free to be kids and go to school without being shot dead in their classroom.” He looks legitimately angry. The little kid in his best clothes with the supportive parents has been executed. “We got 27 days,” he says. “All gas, no brakes … Let’s go.” The audience unleashes a wave of stamping, screaming. He rides it.

Really enjoy all the crying in these mentions. Losers. https://t.co/jT31m7Qo8r

— Jean-Michel Connard ??? (@torriangray) October 18, 2024

Fun Read: <em>Code Red: Watching the Tim Walz Magic Trick Up Close</em>Post + Comments (99)

Saturday Morning Open Thread: Dems *NOT* in Disarray

by Anne Laurie|  October 19, 20248:35 am| 226 Comments

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President Biden shakes my hand and the only thing I found myself saying was, “I just want to say I love you.”

He looks at my husband standing behind me and quickly responds, “Well, that guy is too big for me to take down.” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/F4f258fdBk

— Celia (@CeliaBedelia) October 18, 2024

Mark and I were excited to join President @BarackObama in Tucson to rally Arizonans behind @KamalaHarris and @Tim_Walz!

With only 18 days to go, we need everyone knocking on doors and making calls. When we all do our part, a better world is possible: https://t.co/rH7zfTFVVr pic.twitter.com/GaE5KdekE6

— Gabrielle Giffords (@GabbyGiffords) October 19, 2024

I’m a 62-year-old white guy from WV and I am beyond tired of white guys whining that their (or those of other hypothetical white dudes, which is worse) concerns aren’t being addressed without actually mentioning what those concerns are.

— Steve Carrow (@SACarrow) October 19, 2024

“To do that, they've opened offices in places where Democrats have usually not campaigned. The goal is to churn out as many votes as possible in the least likely places – even if it means venturing deep into politically unfriendly territory.” #ncpol https://t.co/9yYTOBVD3W

— Anderson Clayton☀️ (@abreezeclayton) October 19, 2024

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I'm confused. I thought this city didn't exist anymore and Biden was hiding how everyone there had resorted to cannibilizing the weak while girding themselves against the smell of rotting flesh https://t.co/TukG3jTTJ9

— Swann Marcus (@SwannMarcus89) October 18, 2024



Meanwhile…

Rs dropped 5 polls into natl polling averages today, moving 538. That's over 70+ red wave polls, at least 29 different orgs, Polymarket voodoo too. They just keep working the averages, & they keep moving. Just like 2022.

And they would only be doing it if they were losing.

— Simon Rosenberg (@SimonWDC) October 18, 2024

This was wild! A concerned Georgia voter completely called out 'Moscow Marge' (Marjorie Taylor Greene) and left her with the most pathetic look on her face. You can practically see the embarrassment!

When the truth hits, it hits hard! pic.twitter.com/mF0C5hTLbo

— Popular Liberal 🇺🇸 (@PopularLiberal) October 18, 2024


(MTG on Alex Jones)

Mark Cuban: "You can't be a US citizen and bet on the US election on Polymarket."

David Hogg: "The irony of all this is that a lot of these Republicans are buying it thinking that's going to determine the outcome of the election, and they're just gaslighting themselves." pic.twitter.com/ffA9bhQmJU

— Blue Georgia (@BlueATLGeorgia) October 19, 2024

The Republicans are manipulating Polymarket odds to create the illusion that most Americans expect Trump to win, so that they can claim that the vote must’ve been rigged when it doesn’t match the gamblers’ expectations. 🙄

— DrDodjie (@DrDodjie) October 19, 2024

Saturday Morning Open Thread 33

(Ann Telnaes via the Washington Post)

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