I hope I’m not the only one who is glad to see the Iowa/New Hampshire lock on early nominating contests start to loosen. Big shout out to the organizers of the write-in campaign, by the way, since they denied the worthless political press their “Joe Biden isn’t popular with Democrats” story by giving him a bigger win than Trump. Fuck the New Hampshire Democratic Party for holding this primary. There’s no reason they deserve to be first every year, and Biden did the right thing by not participating.
Speaking of the useless, worthless, lazy political press, I’m going to love the anxiety that’s going to accompany the 2028 primary season. These fuckers might have to go out and actually write a story that isn’t a mad-lib version of what’s been written for decades about New Hampshire and Iowa. This herd of sheep has a huge problem whenever they have to do something original, and when South Carolina or Nevada or some other state is first, they’re in dire danger of having to write about an issue or two instead of what they’re serving in some diner in Nashua. I’m sure they’ll find some simple prop to occupy their minds, but at least they’ll have to look.
Finally, following up on Betty’s post about DeSantis earlier today, it strikes me that one of Bootsie’s main problems is that he’s such a fucking cowardly splitter. Is he supporting Trump or not? In his concession speech, he endorsed Trump. Now he’s out shitting all over him. The dude is already short and has fewer social skills than bag of used diapers, but he’s also a both-ways Charlie. It’s obvious he hates Trump, but he’s too much of a chickenshit to do anything but act like the kid who kisses the bully’s ass when he’s around, then talks shit about him when he’s gone. And we all hate that kid.
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