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War for Ukraine Day 932: Russia Attacks a Turkish Operated Transport Vessel In the Black Sea

by Adam L Silverman|  September 12, 20248:32 pm| 31 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Israel, Military, Open Threads, Palestine, Russia, Silverman on Security, United Kingdom, War, War in Ukraine

Three quick housekeeping notes. First, Rosie is doing great, but she’d like the daily/multi-times a day thunder monsoons would stop. Thank you all for the good thoughts, well wishes, prayers, and donations.

Second, why is it still not Friday?

Third, I want to make an additional point above the fold. The strategic incoherence, inconsistency, and malpractice we’ve spent the past 31 months watching Biden’s senior natsec appointees demonstrate in regard to Ukraine and the past 11 months in regard to Israel, Hamas, and Gaza is because this natsec team was not put together to deal with any of this. They were put together to repair the foreign policy and national security damage created by Trump and his team of misfits, oddballs, amateurs, and weirdos. A lot of them were people that President Biden had worked with for decades, in some cases their whole careers were the result of working for and/or with him when he was in the Senate and/or the vice president. Others had been the junior to mid-level Obama appointees and their next stop were the senior level appointments in the next Democratic administration regardless of which Democrat was elected. There’s a club. They’re all in on that the major, ongoing threat to the US is a form of great power competition with the PRC. Which is why all of the US’s strategic documents give the PRC pride of place as an ever emerging threat despite the actual reality of the ongoing, enduring threats from Russia and the never ending, and unlikely to end in my lifetime, destructive volatility of the entire Middle East. A fair amount of which we’re responsible for because of George W. Bush and Dick Cheney’s stupid idea to invade Iraq in 2003.

What this team was not put together to do was serve as the senior natsec staff for a major, and frankly genocidal, interstate war in Europe, which is part of Russia’s ongoing world war against the US, the EU, and NATO, as well as Bibi Netanyahu’s megalomaniacal narcissism, his extremist coalition, Yahya Sinwar’s nihilism, and Hamas. Personnel is policy and these personnel were put into place to do something else. They are the wrong makes, models, and types to manage what the US and our allies and partners are currently facing and will continue to face for years to come. The result is that Putin and Russia, Bibi and his extremist partners, and Sinwar continually wrong foot the US. President Biden’s failure was not in appointing these people, they are all eminently qualified. His failure was not replacing them with the right makes, models, and types to handle the crises the US is currently and will continue to face.

President Zelenskyy and First Lady Zelenska both addressed the Fourth Summit of First Ladies and Gentlemen today. Video of First Lady Zelenska’s address is below followed after the jump by the video and English transcript of President Zelenskyy’s address.

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Readership Capture Open Thread: Bold Contrarian Matt Taibbi Has A New Theory

by Anne Laurie|  September 12, 20248:20 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Trumpery

If the entire world is in on a conspiracy, can you still call it a conspiracy? Or it is “reality”?https://t.co/A8MMMUShRq

— Patrick Chovanec (@prchovanec) September 12, 2024

Relentlessly mediocre “centrist” Jon Chait, at NYMag, gets an easy one — “Is the Entire World Conspiring to Make It Look Like Trump Lost the Debate?”:

… Why did so many journalists who witnessed the same event describe it so similarly? To Matt Taibbi, a popular commentator who has migrated from liberal-hating leftist to liberal-hating Trump apologist, there could be only one explanation: The entire news media was taking orders from the Democratic Party.

Taibbi’s post-debate column, headlined, “DNC Talking Points Become Instant Post-Debate Headlines,” advances a bold hypothesis. Taibbi amasses suspicious evidence of media collusion:

Conspiracies, pet-eating, and the “same old tired playbook” figured prominently in morning headlines. “Harris baits Trump over and over,” wrote the Christian Science Monitor. “Harris baits an aging Trump into being his grumpiest, weirdest self,” was Salon’s take. “Harris Baits and Batters Trump,” wrote the Miami Herald. “Harris Baits Trump Into Arguments,” added CNN. “Harris Baits Trump: Inside their Fiery Debate,” was another Times headline, while The Wall Street Journal went with “Harris Baits Trump in Fiery Presidential Debate.” There were cheers that Harris was able to “bait him into defending himself rather than talking about issues.” And on and on. Instantly, bait everywhere. No wonder Jake Tapper talked about fishing after the event.

“As one of the last relics of the ‘Boys on the Bus’ era, I don’t recall campaign messaging being this crude, or politicians, press, and audience acting so overtly as a chorus,” he writes, “the DNC or RNC just backing up to the commentariat, dumping loads of phrases, and seeing them instantly converted to conventional wisdom, that’s new.”

Taibbi’s theory suffers from two serious flaws. The first lies in the linear nature of time. Taibbi seizes on a Democratic Party press release summarizing reactions to the debate and concludes that the reactions were implanted by the party into the media. But the news release came after the reactions. That is how it was able to quote them…

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Harris and Walz Live Events Today: Open Thread

by TaMara|  September 12, 20246:35 pm| 84 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Politics

The Gov is in Grand Rapids:

 

Madam VP is in Greensboro, NC

These teams know what they are doing:

Four hours before the VP arrives here in Charlotte, the Harris campaign has a DJ spinning beats for those in the security line. pic.twitter.com/xrkhaAeA8a

— Maeve Reston (@MaeveReston) September 12, 2024

 

And this went up while I was out, so you can watch it while we wait for the evening event.

 

New ad dropped:

And these amused me today:

I dare you to watch this only once.

pic.twitter.com/lHt3bPNJWs

— Jack E. Smith ⚖️ (@7Veritas4) September 12, 2024

😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/vyaS4aK9WJ

— Nurse Ashley 💁🏼‍♀️✨ (@TheBlondeRN) September 11, 2024

Open thread

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He Bravely Ran Away

by @heymistermix.com|  September 12, 20243:52 pm| 200 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

LOL at this cope:

Donald Trump announced he will not participate in a second debate with Kamala Harris, saying she has turned down previous opportunities to meet and alleging she lost their Tuesday night face-off.

“When a prizefighter loses a fight, the first words out of his mouth are, ‘I WANT A REMATCH.’ Polls clearly show that I won the Debate against Comrade Kamala Harris, the Democrats’ Radical Left Candidate, on Tuesday night, and she immediately called for a Second Debate,” the former president wrote on Truth Social.

When a few mild fact checks of your wild bullshit makes your supporters blame the refs, you definitely won:

He Bravely Ran Away

You also clearly won when the refs gave you over 5 minutes more speaking time than your opponent, and you used it to blather instead of fighting back.  Another signal of your commanding win is that all of your supporters on Capitol Hill are bravely running away from reporters.

You won so much that JD should probably sit out the October 1 debate, because liberal media CBS News might check a fact or two, too.

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Speaking of the wealthy and talented Ms. Swift…

by Betty Cracker|  September 12, 202412:01 pm| 292 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

This probably came up in a thread I missed about the Taylor Swift endorsement, but GROSS: (Source: Rolling Stone)

[O]ne major Trump supporter, the always-thirsty Elon Musk, thought he could weave viral magic by responding to her with an offer of insemination. “Fine Taylor,” Musk posted on X, the website he owns that continues to smolder in the ruins of Twitter, “you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.”

Good gravy, what a slimy creep! Also, does Musk realize Swift’s boyfriend is a rather large fellow?

Swift can take care of herself, but it would be immensely satisfying if Mr. Kelce publicly punched the frog-faced fuck-stick Musk into the sun.

Open thread!

Speaking of the wealthy and talented Ms. Swift…Post + Comments (292)

Thursday Morning Open Thread: Swift-ly

by Anne Laurie|  September 12, 20248:44 am| 231 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Women's Rights Are Human Rights

Taylor Swift officially launched her Kamala Harris era following Tuesday’s debate. But will her endorsement of Harris impact the race? AP’s Kimberlee Kruesi explains. pic.twitter.com/asHO1aJPwF

— AP Entertainment (@APEntertainment) September 11, 2024

“This weekend, @Swifties4kamala will host its first official phone bank in partnership with @VotersTomorrow. Members of the coalition will spend two hours on Saturday, Sept. 14 calling unregistered student voters in Wisconsin and Georgia, two swing states.”https://t.co/2Qb8VbQBSk

— Jack Lobel (@jackplobel) September 11, 2024

After Taylor Swift endorsed Harris, encouraging her fans to register to vote, Google recorded a surge in people wanting to register to vote. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202…

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— Philip Bump (@pbump.com) September 11, 2024 at 9:13 AM

Miss Americana ?? pic.twitter.com/f0uH1J9MqS

— Kamala HQ (@KamalaHQ) September 12, 2024

Play stupid games, you win stupid prizes, Very Serious Media:

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Schadenfreude Open Thread: Let… Us… SAVOR!

by Anne Laurie|  September 12, 20246:09 am| 154 Comments

This post is in: Elections 2024, Excellent Links, Kamala Harris for President, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Schadenfreude

Schadenfreude Open Thread:  Let... Us... SAVOR!

(John Deering via GoComics.com)

 
Harry the retreat, shoot the enemy’s wounded, and loot the corpses!

A Walk Amid The Ruinshttps://t.co/oSzP5D8A5K

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) September 12, 2024

Come along on a short walk across the battlefield, checking out the smoking ruins, the shattered artillery pieces, and the tattered flags of the MAGA armies.

1) El Caudillo del Mar-a-Lago‘s drop-by in the post-debate spin room was a real tell. Usually, candidates avoid the spin room as though it’s a cholera ward. The spin room is a job for vice presidents, at best. (J. Divan Vance did show his face, but mostly to defend the dog-eating fantasy.) But, usually, you trot out experts, or famous senators, to make your case. You don’t allow the ambulatory carcass of what used to be your candidate to come out and blither to Kaitlan Collins of CNN about how he “won all the polls” after the debate was over. That was pure desperation with a fine glaze of flopsweat on it…

9) On the scale of Defending The Indefensible, I think it was a tie between his defending his infamous ad calling for the execution of the now-exonerated Central Park 5 and the following delusional account:

We did a phenomenal job with the pandemic. We handed them over a country where the economy and where the stock market was higher than it was before the pandemic came in. Nobody’s ever seen anything like it. We made ventilators for the entire world. We got gowns. We got masks. We did things that nobody thought possible.

And, somehow, 350,800 Americans died of Covid in 2020. Phenomenal.

in the sense that a shellacking is a draw because you're shiny now https://t.co/aqtthA4uuD

— cai (@AnneNotation) September 12, 2024

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