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Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn.

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Seems like a complicated subject, have you tried yelling at it?

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Today In Very Stupid Shit

by John Cole|  September 1, 20223:20 pm| 61 Comments

This post is in: COVID-19 Coronavirus, Distance Teaching (Surprise!) and COVID-19, Assholes

Data has been released that to the surprise of absolutely no one, test scores dipped over the past couple of years during the pandemic. These statistics are being used, of course, in a vacuum, to bash teachers and unions with no mention of the 3 year drop in life expectancy over the past two years and the fact that OUR FUCKING ENTIRE SYSTEM OF MEDICINE WAS ON THE VERGE OF NATIONWIDE COLLAPSE AND IN SOME PLACES HAD or that none of the teachers signed up to work in a BSL-4 without PPE and that gathering in enclosed areas is the worst way to spread covid and that kids would then spread it to their parents, grandparents, and caretakers and that 50% of school districts have HVAC systems from the 60’s and 70’s and that none of the people bitching about this were willing to do the bare fucking minimum to wear masks or get a vaccine so it would be safe to reopen schools. So, yeah.

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The Water Wars of the Future are Here Now

by John Cole|  August 31, 202211:07 pm| 44 Comments

This post is in: Climate Change, Assholes

War over resources is as old as time itself, and sci-fi writers have been making bank for decades predicting wars over protecting and providing water (virtually every space book/movie for obvious reasons, hell, even the Bond franchise had a movie about it- Quantum of Solace iirc). It’s always been there, although very remote to the American mindset who all know of the Six Day War in the Middle East but have no memory of the water war that led to it.

At any rate, it’s been at work here for a long time, with differing levels of regional relevance (the west has been dealing, or more accurately, not dealing with this for decades), and there have long been communities scattered across the country who, for varying reasons, have not had access to “modern plumbing.” They run on well water, cisterns, whatever. There are lots of folks not too far out of town from me who don’t have “city water.”

We’re now entering a phase where a lot of people are running into the situation where they do not have safe drinking water, period. We’ve heard of the most infamous cases like Flint, but there are a lot of other places you are going to soon here about. And in many of those places, it’s not because there isn’t access to water, it’s that the water is undrinkable. Like Jackson, Mississippi, fer instance:

Recent torrential rain coupled with years of water system issues have resulted in a crisis in Jackson, Mississippi, where the city doesn’t have enough water to fight fires, flush toilets or even hand out to residents in need.

Jackson’s main water treatment facility began failing Monday, according to Gov. Tate Reeves. The National Guard was called up to help distribute bottled water as crews work to get the water treatment plant back online, state officials said.

But the distribution itself proved unsustainable. Residents of all ages were seen waiting in lines more than a mile long at Hawkins Field Airport for at least two hours Tuesday for just one case of bottled water. The event was supposed to span three hours, but barely ran two as people were eventually turned away when the 700 cases of water ran out.

There are any number of reasons why communities may not have access to water, including pollution of watersheds, drought, and other environmental factors, but the most maddening of the reasons is political malfeasance. Redirecting water to agriculture, not enforcing fair water use, profiteering (see Nestle in California, a Saudi Arabian firm growing fucking alfalfa in Arizona, or ranchers just saying fuck it yolo and destroying salmon runs) are other frequent causes. Hell, half of Chile has no water because it has all been redirected to big avocado.

But it’s the malicious politics that bothers me the most. There are a growing number of sacrifice zones in the United States where the simple basics of clean air, clean water, and unpoisoned land have been stripped from the residents. Entire regions of the gulf coast are theoretically unlivable because of petrochemical pollution, mining towns and steel mills have spoiled other areas, and mind you, people are still living there, just no one gives a fuck about them. And then there are areas like Jackson and Flint and others where it is the result of DECADES of intentional neglect. The people there have, for all intents and purposes, been completely and totally disfranchised through systemic racism and endemic poverty, and they have literally no voice, the government gives nary a shit about them, and their needs are completely and totally ignored.

Jackson city officials have spent decades screaming for upgrades to their water system, and there is no fucking reason on earth they should not have drinking water. There are ample surface water sources surrounding the region. It’s just because it is mostly poor, mostly minority, and not Republican that the state government hasn’t done fuck all for decades there. But don’t worry. Governor Tate Reeves is gonna be ok:

Hey Mississippi @tatereeves has an enormous water truck outside his governors mansion that is your tax payer money. Go tell him to share that water pic.twitter.com/08ohkJrek4

— TheSportsWhisperer… Monte🏈🏀⚾️🏒⚽️😷 (@Montejp231) August 31, 2022

All of this is going to get much, much worse with climate change and with half the country being fascist and openly racist.

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Remember McCullen v. Coakley

by John Cole|  May 12, 202212:05 pm| 186 Comments

This post is in: Activist Judges!, Assholes

Just a reminder:

McCullen v. Coakley, 573 U.S. 464 (2014), is a United States Supreme Court case involving a First Amendment challenge to the validity of a Massachusetts law establishing 35-foot (11 m) fixed buffer zones around facilities where abortions were performed.

The law – part of the Reproductive Health Care Facilities Act – barred non-exempt individuals from entering or remaining “on a public way or sidewalk adjacent to a reproductive health care facility within a radius of 35 feet”. The Court unanimously held that the law violated the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, as applied to Massachusetts through the Fourteenth Amendment.

Something to keep in mind:

Attorney General Merrick Garland has ordered the U.S. Marshals Service to ensure the safety of Supreme Court justices amid protests sparked by a leaked draft opinion that would overturn Roe vs. Wade.

“The Attorney General directed the U.S. Marshals Service to help ensure the Justices’ safety by providing additional support to the Marshal of the Supreme Court and Supreme Court Police,” the Justice Department said in a press release Wednesday.

The statement did not add further details about the security measures, noting that Garland “continues to be briefed on security matters related to the Supreme Court and Supreme Court Justices.”

Fuck these people.

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Choices Are Made

by John Cole|  May 9, 202212:07 pm| 162 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Assholes

The way I see things, every day is a fresh reset. You wake up to a new day, and you make the decision whether or not you’re going to be “that fucking guy” today. Some people make the wrong choice every single day:

Choices Are Made

Beyond the Tucker Carlson bullshit, the approximate cause of “that guy’s” ire is that Steve Schmidt, the Republican who ran the McCain campaign and has since spent basically the past decade flaying the Trumpist right alive, went on a twitter tear over the weekend that reminded me of some pretty epic John Cole +9 rants. You can read all about them here.

The short summary is Meghan McCain is a garbage human being and always has been, that John actually did have an affair with Vicky Iseman as reported in the NY Times but denied by McCain and his campaign, and that McCain turned a blind eye to all the pro-Russian apparatchiks like Rick Davis and Paul Manafort who were buckraking.

I’m not really sure why “that fucking guy” is so angry at Schmidt, because if there was any neocon you’d think he would dislike, it would be McCain, but apparently the psychotic decision making tree is “I think libs love Steve Schmidt and my hatred for libs is greater than my hatred for warmongerers.” It’s hard to tell these days, his grievances are all over the fucking place, and consistency is rough for an unedited edgelord whose main concern is the bottom line.

At any rate, this calculation is inaccurate, because liberals don’t love Rick Wilson or Steve Schmidt. They could both fuck off and die for all I care. What I do love is using Steve Schmidt and Rick Wilson and the rest of them as a bludgeon against the fuckers they helped create who are currently ruining America. It’s an interesting thing that “that fucking guy” will write a 100,000 word diatribe on substack about how the liberal media doesn’t understand nuance, and then go on to provide a sterling example of not getting nuance at all.

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Open Thread: Be Outraged

by TaMara|  May 4, 202212:01 pm| 227 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Assholes

Open Thread: Be Outraged

Republicans (male and female) hate women.

They are terrified of intelligent women.

Stay outraged. Vote.

I’m off to run errands to get ready to travel. A reminder, no Kindness tonight, though I suspect we could really use it.

This is an open thread.

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Saturday Evening Open Thread: MBA Thesis — White Bros With Money Can Never Fail*

by Anne Laurie|  April 30, 20226:00 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Assholes, social media

lol only the CEO/owner ever brings ideas as raw, silly and unstresstested as these to banks when trying to line up money. dear lord. https://t.co/rm8hzF8lvc

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) April 29, 2022

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Late Night Open Thread: Tweeters Review Twitter Buy (Proposal)

by Anne Laurie|  April 26, 20221:24 am| 75 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Tech News and Issues, Assholes, social media

musk’s “i will fix twitter” has big “kyiv in three days” energy

— Seva (@SevaUT) April 15, 2022

Translation: if his worst critics leave, Twitter will be as worthless as Gab, Gettr (lol) and Truth Social. He needs y'all to stay on here so his "free speech" people can harass you for fun. Because dude does not ALWAYS believe in free speech… https://t.co/k21qu1QXwT https://t.co/Z2UNJs8LU6

— Joy-Ann (Pro-Democracy) Reid ?? (@JoyAnnReid) April 25, 2022

As the business media have been careful to point out, any deal of this size takes six months or more to finalize. And, the unspoken subtext runs, many highly publicized megadeals never come to fruition, especially when the bid is led by a guy renowned for ideas about child-sized rescue submarines and brain implants. So it’s a little early yet to panic, not that logic ever stopped Twitter users…

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