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Potential Book Club Material: “A Very Stable Genius”

by Anne Laurie|  January 16, 202011:16 pm| 103 Comments

This post is in: Books, Excellent Links, Grifters Gonna Grift, Impeachment Inquiry, Republican Venality, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Lock Him Up...Lock Them All Up

Trump wanted to get rid of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, ?@PhilipRucker? and ?@CarolLeonnig? report in their new book. “It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas,” Trump said. https://t.co/BzXfUyGZiA

— Jennifer Epstein (@jeneps) January 15, 2020

I’m kidding, of course — we know most of this crap already. But kudos to the authors on the timing of their release…

President Trump reveals himself as woefully uninformed about the basics of geography, incorrectly telling Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi, “It’s not like you’ve got China on your border.” He toys with awarding himself the Medal of Freedom.

And, according to a new book by Washington Post reporters Philip Rucker and Carol D. Leonnig, Trump does not seem to grasp the fundamental history surrounding the attack on Pearl Harbor…

“A Very Stable Genius” — a 417-page book named after Trump’s own declaration of his superior knowledge — is full of similarly vivid details from Trump’s tumultuous first three years as president, from his chaotic transition before taking office to special counsel Robert S. Mueller III’s Russia investigation and final report…

The book by the two longtime Post reporters — who were part of the team that won a 2018 Pulitzer Prize for its reporting on Trump and Russia — was obtained ahead of its scheduled release Tuesday.

Many of the key moments reported in the book are rife with foreign policy implications, portraying a novice commander in chief plowing through normal protocols and alarming many both inside the administration and in other governments.

Early in his administration, for instance, Trump is eager to meet Russian President Vladimir Putin — so much so, the authors write, “that during the transition he interrupts an interview with one of his secretary of state candidates” to inquire about his pressing desire: “When can I meet Putin? Can I meet with him before the inaugural ceremony?” he asks…

In spring 2017, Trump also clashed with Tillerson when he told him he wanted his help getting rid of the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act, a 1977 law that prevents U.S. firms and individuals from bribing foreign officials for business deals.

“It’s just so unfair that American companies aren’t allowed to pay bribes to get business overseas,” Trump says, according to the book. “We’re going to change that.”

The president, they go on to explain, was frustrated with the law “ostensibly because it restricted his industry buddies or his own company’s executives from paying off foreign governments in faraway lands.”

The book, the duo writes in an author’s note, is based on hundreds of hours of interviews with more than 200 sources, corroborated, when possible, by calendars, diary entries, internal memos and even private video recordings. (Trump himself had initially committed to an interview for the book, the authors write, but ultimately declined, amid an escalating war with the media).

The White House did not immediately respond to requests for comment Wednesday…

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How to Stop a War

by @heymistermix.com|  January 3, 20206:07 pm| 87 Comments

This post is in: War, Bitter Despair is the New Black

Our Commander-in-Chief:

President Trump told reporters Friday that the United States had killed Qasem Soleimani, one of Iran’s top military figures, in a bid to “stop a war.” The president, speaking at his Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida, urged Iran not to retaliate.

“We did not take action to start a war,” he said.

So it goes something like this, see if I’m paying attention:

  1. Kill top general of the opposition forces.
  2. ?????
  3. War stopped. QED

Other thoughts in the same vein:

  • “I didn’t go running in traffic to get hit by a car, but to cross the street.”
  • “I didn’t have unprotected sex to get pregnant, but to have some fun.”

Open thread.

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Late Night NATO Open Thread: They’re Not Laughing *With* Him, They’re Laughing *At* Him

by Anne Laurie|  December 4, 201912:45 am| 54 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Bitter Despair is the New Black

.@JustinTrudeau, @EmmanuelMacron, @BorisJohnson and other VIPs shared a few words at a Buckingham Palace reception Tuesday. No one mentions @realDonaldTrump by name, but they seem to be discussing his lengthy impromptu press conferences from earlier in the day. (Video: Host Pool) pic.twitter.com/dVgj48rpOP

— Power & Politics (@PnPCBC) December 3, 2019

Imagine the trash Putin and Erdoğan talk behind his back. https://t.co/moiBBYUss0

— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 4, 2019

Macron tricks Trump into supporting NATO using toddler reverse-psychology https://t.co/hMjba7NlJm pic.twitter.com/fNvy16H37s

— Jonathan Chait (@jonathanchait) December 3, 2019

I think we need to consider the possibility that Emmanuel Macron has finally figured out how to play Trump. https://t.co/KYKYfHhlDt pic.twitter.com/AUE0hArGTM

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) December 3, 2019

It’d be funnier, if not for the war crimes part…

Trump in London is babbling like the village idiot- body jerking, word finding, repetition, slurring.
"past presidents allowed China to steal the cookie cutter"
"France is having a bad season"
"Since I joined NATO"
"most 'pawarul' military"
"killed Al Baghdadi 3 wks ago" It was 5

— Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) December 3, 2019

Trump on the Kurds: "We have taken the oil. I've taken the oil. We should have done it in other locations, frankly, where we were. I can name four of them right now, but we've taken the oil … our great soldiers are right around the oil where we've got the oil." pic.twitter.com/GS6uNGUkQV

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 3, 2019

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You hate to see it…

by Betty Cracker|  November 24, 20199:55 am| 195 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Open Threads, Politics, Assholes, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Decline and Fall, The Republican Crime Syndicate, WTF?

In several ways, this clip of former NSC official Fiona Hill being questioned by House GOP Counsel Stephen Castor is the perfect microcosm of our national political moment:

Castor opens by trying to get Hill to deny that she was upset with Bolton and “the way things were going.” Hill gives a forthright account of her anger at Sondland, owns up to being “a bit rude” to him and talks about how commonly women’s anger is misunderstood in professional situations.

Hill then throws the flaming bag of shit right back at Castor, noting that Sondland’s testimony convinced her she was angry at Sondland for the wrong reason. Sondland was following Trump’s orders on a “domestic political errand,” which put his actions at odds with those of Hill and the rest of the State Department’s Ukraine team, who were executing “national security foreign policy” at the moment its objectives diverged from Trump’s political goals.

It was a remarkable moment, but it won’t matter. As I’ve complained in this space before, having a leering misogynist like Trump in the White House is a daily insult to women, a constant reminder of our second-class citizenship that is made even more painful by the complicity of so many (mostly white) women who elevated that buffoon to the office. But it’s not just Trump.

It’s the brisk, no-nonsense, intelligent competence of Fiona Hill vs. the smirking and mugging of large check-writer Gordon Sondland. It’s the bravery of Christine Blasey Ford’s Senate testimony contrasted with the angry public tantrum thrown by Brett Kavanaugh. It’s Nancy Pelosi’s resolve to follow the Constitution juxtaposed with Mitch McConnell’s bottomless cynicism.

And the worthy, competent, intelligent women might win the battle, but they lose the war because that’s the way the game is rigged. I’m pretty goddamned sick of it. That is all.

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The Chucklefuck Clown Cavalcade

by ruemara|  November 14, 20191:54 am| 68 Comments

This post is in: Election 2020, First Posts, Impeachment, Impeachment Inquiry, Information Warfare, Open Threads, Organizing & Resistance, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Bitter Despair is the New Black

¡Buenas noches, Juicers! Yeah, I was going to start things off with my usual elan and graciousness, but due to circumstances where I really wish I could slap the stupid out of people’s genes, I’m going to commence with rant and we’ll do the formal howdy doody and cat pics the minute we get images to work on the blog? Ok? Good talk, glad we’re on the same page.

Analysis: The first two witnesses called Wednesday testified to President Trump's scheme, but lacked the pizzazz necessary to capture public attention. https://t.co/1UfkaeZ3I4

— NBC News (@NBCNews) November 14, 2019

Lo, the ultrafuckery. And it’s not even CNN?! I can’t tell if I’m marveling at CNN not delving into this level of commentary or disappointed at NBC News for grabbing a shovel and digging right to the Marianas Trench level of analysis. Deep Stupid, indeed.

Whenever I’ve said I was against impeachment, even to the point of don’t discuss impeach club, the media was why. We don’t have great journalism. We never had universally great journalism, but we had a standard that managed to keep mostly on target. Regular old journalism is boring statement of facts. Some obvious, some not, & some you have hunt them down because they’re hella elusive. Instead, we have a packs of styrofoam peanuts shoved into Hugo Boss suits always looking for a hot mic. The American press is always looking for the highest highs, the flashiest story. Much like watching McG’s cinematic oeuvere, they think everything should be the noisiest, most explosive drama, no matter how serious the issue is. When our media behaves like this, no wonder we’re pretty far gone into fascism. I can’t see a future where we survive this mess and the press stays the same. I’ve watched it locally and seen how it mirrors the national media. Reporters, pundits, analysts – they want flash & smoke. What they don’t get is that this teaches people who need to be told about the facts, that the issues aren’t really that important. …

It’s a good profession, journalism. Pity so few are actually working in it.

Maybe somewhere, a batch of good journos are trying to do something about this mess bourne of 24/7 news channels and the idea that news should be as glitzy as tv show. I bid them good luck. And I chuck a hefty twitter brick at this media analysis about impeachment hearings needing PIZZAZZ.

For real pizzazz, Jonathan Allen should just watch Joel Grey & Gonzo do Fosse.
THAT’S PIZZAZ!

Dems shouldn’t be required to put on a carnival for members of the 4th estate to do their duty on reporting cleanly, smartly and accurately so we have an informed citizenry.

alright, I’m trying to finish 3 pages today, back to work.

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Late Night After Dark Open Thread: When Horseshoe Poles Touch

by Anne Laurie|  November 4, 20191:38 am| 27 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Trumpery, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

Finally, the Pauline Kael quote about McGovern cones full circle. https://t.co/YI0GAR8pbt

— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) November 4, 2019

“When the President does it, it is not a crime”:

The thing about Bill "Book of Virtues" Bennett is that, like other Trump enablers, he knows full well that what he is saying is weapons-grade bullshit. He knows it. But it's the last hurrah for the old white guys who think they're holding back the Sharia Vegan Abortionist hordes. https://t.co/26YADH3fne

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) November 3, 2019

On Fox, Kellyanne Conway says straight up that it's OK for a president to block military aid in order to coerce a foreign government to investigate his opponent. https://t.co/rtDHwXQDIL pic.twitter.com/rX2wsk6GiY

— Will Saletan (@saletan) November 3, 2019

“Perhaps so”https://t.co/hXwbPDKLGh

— PerhapsSoHat (@Popehat) November 4, 2019

Elsewhere…

Chants of “Lock Him Up” at tonight’s @BernieSanders rally in Minneapolis. pic.twitter.com/58NT6dQ7ZP

— Gary Grumbach (@GaryGrumbach) November 4, 2019

To clear up any confusion, these “Lock Him Up” chants were made by the crowd while Sen. @BernieSanders was calling on Pres. Trump to be impeached.

Sanders did not participate in the chants, and did nothing to stop them from occurring.

— Gary Grumbach (@GaryGrumbach) November 4, 2019

And finally…

not even gonna swing at that https://t.co/oStewIEtcT

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) November 4, 2019

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Late Night Horrorshow Open Thread: Rallying His Base Rallying Him

by Anne Laurie|  October 13, 20191:02 am| 60 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Racist-In-Chief, Trumpery, All Too Normal, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Fucked-up-edness

"A demagogue doesn’t find radicals to lead, he radicalizes his supporters."—@Kasparov63 And they radicalize each other because if everyone around them is doing it, how bad could it be? https://t.co/LC71gWLWS3

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) October 12, 2019

So I guess the Trump rally got kinda weird?

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) October 11, 2019

Like any other addict, an adulation junkie needs to keep upping his dosage to get the same boost. Trump’s recent rallies just haven’t been doing the job for him — even the LameStream Media is bored watching the same MAGAt DeadBrainHeads yowl LAWKERUP like it was a prayer. So he’s flailing around, looking for that special attention-getting message that will make him feel alive again.

His handlers had him all set up for a good time in Minneapolis — where people vote for Muslim immigrants who are also Black, and even female! — but the natives didn’t take the bait:

Yawn… Welcome to Minneapolis where we pay our bills, we govern with integrity, and we love all of our neighbors. https://t.co/v1cXvoD9uR

— Jacob Frey (@Jacob_Frey) October 8, 2019

Why doesn't he just go to Roseau or Lake of the Woods county and stick them with a huge unpaid bill? https://t.co/6IIVNV6SBN

— Brandi Thee Nice Goose (on Halloween or whatever) (@ItsTheBrandi) October 8, 2019

Seats are emptying as Trump stretches past the 90-minute mark at this Minneapolis MAGA rally. pic.twitter.com/KmAkVPv79k

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) October 11, 2019

He literally induced an arena of mostly white people to jeer Somali refugees in their community and read off the names of Fox hosts so people would cheer for them. It's journalistic malpractice to cover Trump like a normal politician. https://t.co/NN7AE0nByc

— Brendan Nyhan (@BrendanNyhan) October 11, 2019

Friday night, he was shipped to Louisiana to bath in some old-fashioned hardcore racist GOTV… but ended up spending most of the evening angrily defending himself against the morgue’s worth of still-rotting corpses falling out of various Trump closets.

So for his weekend retreat, he dropped in on the hardest of the hardcore — the “Values Voters Summit” evangelical beanfest / witch hunt, where those media representatives not of the body can be barred from spoiling the ‘where we go one, we go all’ happytimes…

President Trump spent a third consecutive night drinking in the adulation of his most diehard supporters https://t.co/XcpJvF3DoL via @bpolitics @JenniferJJacobs #TicToCNews

— Robert Jameson (@rhjameson) October 13, 2019

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