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The Measure Of An Epidemic: New Coronavirus Units

by Tom Levenson|  April 6, 20209:18 pm| 83 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Bitter Despair is the New Black, Decline and Fall, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, The Republican Crime Syndicate, Their Motto: Apocalypse Now

Let’s review:

The first confirmed COVID-19 death on US soil occurred on March 1, 2020.   four p.m. EDT on April 2, 2020,  the United States’ cumulative coronavirus death toll hit 5,808.  Four days later, that number crossed the 10,000 line. There’s a long history behind the saying that while any one death is a tragedy many deaths —a thousand, a hundred thousand, a million— become statistics, but it certainly applies now:  the American pandemic has entered its statistical phase.

The Measure Of An Epidemic: New Coronavirus Units

This much is known about the tragic start to America’s  epidemic.  The first person to die  was a man in his fifties, who had been hosptialized in King County, Washington.  His name was not been released at the time, but it’s possible to reconstruct a part of his story: he was someone in the middle of a life who, only a week or two before its end, had no reason to think he faced his last days on earth. That’s a story we can tell ourselves; a loss we can recognize; a human being, however anonymous, we can mourn.

That one death is a marker in more than just timing.  Health officials noted one key fact about that particular case.  The dead man had no connection to the original coronavirus outbreak in China. He caught his disease here, from someone else in the United States who was already infected, in what is called “community transmission.” President Trump reacted to the news of his death within hours—by imposing travel restrictions on Iran.  That gesture was preceded by reckless inattention, to be followed by a disastrous series of performative decisions by the Trump administration that has produced the current best-case scenario of 100,000 to 240,000 Americans dead by summer.

It’s virtually impossible to grasp the losses implicit in such large numbers. When quantities break the bounds of ordinary experience they begin to disappear from view.  That’s the challenge: to see into what’s happening now, to extract from mere numbers both memory and meaning.

Here’s one way to do so: on September 11, 2001 2,996 people were killed in New York, Pennsylvania, and Washington DC.  As I write this on April 3, the US has already suffered almost two 9/11s.

Another: between 1956, when the first American died in the conflict, and 2006, when the last American fatality attributed to the war was recorded—half a century–58,220 members of the US armed services died in the Vietnam War. COVID-19 has climbed to ten percent of that casualty count in a single month.

Looking forward, if the most optimistic current projections hold, coronavirus will bring between thirty and seventy 9/11s to the United States, or two to six Vietnams.  At those heights, the sheer scale of the misery again turns particular memories (where I was when the towers fell, what it felt like to run my fingers along the wall) into abstractions.

And beyond such numbers, should the best case scenarios fail to pan out, we’ll find ourselves in territory at the limits of national mourning. It took 405,000 American lives to defeat Nazi Germany and Imperial Japan.  And should the US epidemic wholly overwhelms the still-patchwork effort to contain it, the only remaining national memory to measure our tragedy against will be America’s bloodiest conflict, the Civil War, in which an estimated 750,000 Americans lost their lives.

Back on the first of March, just one man lay dying of this awkwardly named new disease. Those who knew him could mourn him in his human singularity. Glimpsed now, through the lens of almost six thousand more dead, he is the unknown soldier in this viral campaign.

More than three 9/11s.

And counting.

Image: Pieter Breughel the Elder, The Triumph of Death, c. 1562

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Wednesday Morning Open Thread: New Story (Old Narrative)

by Anne Laurie|  October 30, 20194:55 am| 218 Comments

This post is in: Don't Agonize - Organize, Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, All we want is life beyond the thunderdome, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

“Most social change starts with a story.” —@BarackObama on how tapping into a story can be the most powerful way to change the world. #ObamaSummit pic.twitter.com/Oz10g2PT7j

— The Obama Foundation (@ObamaFoundation) October 29, 2019

New poll from Suffolk University & USA Today shows most Americans want Trump to stop stonewalling. Asked if the White House has an obligation to comply with the subpoenas from Congress, 66% say yes. Only 26% say no. Even 35% of R's say WH ought to comply. https://t.co/10V12G4xFC

— James Hohmann (@jameshohmann) October 29, 2019

NEW — At an impeachment messaging meeting Tuesday, Pelosi and other Dems prepped for what they believe will be an onslaught of GOP ‘stunts’ designed to disrupt public impeachment hearings. https://t.co/ceiogje64L

W/ @woodruffbets @ErinBanco @sambrodey

— Sam Stein (@samstein) October 29, 2019

NEWS: @RepCunningham, one of the last Democratic holdouts on the impeachment inquiry, tells me he will vote FOR the House resolution this week that lays out ground rules for the processhttps://t.co/Nfbyrmfmj2

— Jamie Lovegrove (@jslovegrove) October 29, 2019


 
Meanwhile, across the aisle: ‘… Because our lips get tired!’

Jason Chaffetz tells Sean Hannity that congressional Republicans may not be able to read the eight page impeachment resolution in just two days https://t.co/MivkQMMDCU

— Media Matters (@mmfa) October 29, 2019


SRSLY:

Kevin McCarthy is truly a stupid, stupid man. He is a legitimately dumb human being.

Many of Trump’s defenders back him because they are truly no brighter than he is.

This is an idiocracy. https://t.co/e3wHSa9T25

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) October 29, 2019

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Under the Trump Bus Open Thread: Giuliani Edition, Part the First

by Anne Laurie|  October 14, 20195:38 pm| 129 Comments

This post is in: Impeachment Inquiry, Open Threads, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!, Trump Crime Cartel, All Too Normal, Clap Louder!, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches, Let A Thousand Watergates Bloom

The menu so far for the Trump-Giuliani Brunch: Chicken Kyiv, Eggs Benedict Arnold, Treason Bran, Impeach Cobbler. What else?

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) October 13, 2019

Calamari ala Giuliani Trumpini, aka… https://t.co/QEE38TycmB

— Mig Greengard (@chessninja) October 13, 2019

NBC, this afternoon:

President Donald Trump’s personal attorney Rudy Giuliani on Monday denied being involved with a Ukrainian oligarch whose ethical issues have dovetailed with the ongoing impeachment inquiry into the president.

Giuliani also told NBC News he was not planning on visiting Dmitry Firtash, who is currently wanted on corruption charges in the U.S., during a trip to Vienna he planned last week. He said he could not speak for his two Soviet-born business associates, Lev Parnas and Igor Fruman, who were arrested last week on campaign-finance charges in Virginia as they were about to board one-way flights to Vienna. Giuliani has said their similarly timed Austrian trips were not in conjunction…

Giuliani also said he has “never” brought up Firtash’s extradition battle with Trump.

“I’m not even sure the president is aware of him,” Giuliani said. “I think if you asked the president ‘who is Dmitry Firtash?’ He would say ‘I don’t know.’ As far as I know, we’ve never discussed him.”…

Saturday, per the NYTimes:

President Trump had lunch on Saturday with Rudolph W. Giuliani amid revelations that prosecutors were investigating Mr. Giuliani for possible lobbying violations, and speculation that his position as the president’s personal lawyer was in jeopardy.

The lunch, at Mr. Trump’s golf course in Sterling, Va., was among several shows of the president’s support for Mr. Giuliani on Saturday. They seemed meant to tamp down questions about Mr. Giuliani’s status with a client famous for distancing himself from advisers when they encounter legal problems of their own.

Mr. Trump, during a Saturday night appearance on Fox News, called Mr. Giuliani “a great gentleman” and said he is still his lawyer. “I know nothing about him being under investigation. I can’t imagine it,” he told the host Jeanine Pirro…

Mr. Giuliani, a former federal prosecutor and New York mayor, was retained last year to help defend the president in the special counsel’s investigation.

But his efforts to undermine the investigation’s origins and its conclusions helped lead Mr. Trump into an impeachment inquiry. The inquiry focuses on whether Mr. Trump, with assistance from Mr. Giuliani, abused the presidency to pressure Ukraine to pursue investigations for his political benefit, including into whether Ukrainians played a role in spurring the inquiry of the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III…

Mr. Trump was not enamored with the negative publicity around Mr. Giuliani, people close to the president said, but he remains loyal because of his lawyer’s willingness to aggressively defend him during the special counsel’s inquiry.

It is not clear what was discussed at the lunch…

Well, it is likely that Trump hasn’t paid him https://t.co/CuYDoJkbWg

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) October 11, 2019

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Saturday Morning Open Thread: Democrats Prove Smarter Than Republicans

by Anne Laurie|  September 7, 20195:35 am| 122 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Election 2020, Hail to the Hairpiece, Open Threads, Republicans in Disarray!, All Too Normal, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

We had the good sense to reject a blowhard billionaire out of hand…

This is good news. It’s fairly likely the immediate negative reaction to his candidacy helped drive his decision. Glad to play a small part in that. https://t.co/MolR7RPTp4

— Neera Tanden (@neeratanden) September 6, 2019

Among other things, Schultz's decisions cancels the fear of a "billionaire's veto." He was pretty explicit that he'd run if Dems dared nominate Warren or Sanders. That threat is gone. https://t.co/QJRzGI8yUf pic.twitter.com/mhDWthuKyh

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) September 6, 2019

Jokes aside, Schultz’s decision is probably the worst thing that’s happened to Trump’s 2020 odds in months. He’s struggling to break 45% in key states, and an independent “both parties fail us” candidacy would have lowered the threshold for wins.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) September 6, 2019

… While the Repubs aren’t even bright enough to prevent a notorious fake one from taking over their party like all the many other businesses he’s already run into bankruptcy!

Wow. As Trump primary challengers circle, Republican state parties in South Carolina, Nevada, Arizona and Kansas are expected to cancel their 2020 primaries and caucuses @politicoalex? reports. https://t.co/sKGUyy6OrR

— Alex Thompson (@AlxThomp) September 6, 2019

So Republican lawmakers are okay with the outright cancellation of presidential primaries in numerous states, all to protect the Cult of Trump from any political competition?

We clear on this?

— Greg Sargent (@ThePlumLineGS) September 6, 2019

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Repub Venality Open Thread: Mick Mulvaney Gets Caught Telling the Truth

by Anne Laurie|  August 22, 20199:35 am| 103 Comments

This post is in: Economics, Fuck The Middle-Class, Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, Trump Crime Cartel, #notintendedtobeafactualstatement, Assholes, Clap Louder!, Ever Get The Feeling You've Been Cheated?, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

Acting White House chief of staff Mick Mulvaney this week braced Trump donors for what he hopes will be only a “moderate and short” recession. Three-quarters of business economists expect a recession by the end of 2021. https://t.co/UknrEZmysw

— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) August 22, 2019

They’d throw him off the GOP Titanic for this, but Mulvaney’s the Acting Head of Everything They’ve Still Got… and possibly the only one who’s figured out how to work the light switches in the Oval Office.

He told 50 people who would not be impacted by the recession.

— Outside Agitator (@FairwaysOfLife) August 20, 2019

this sounds an awful lot like "recessions are good and easy to win" https://t.co/UonZqtk4pL

— Catherine Rampell (@crampell) August 21, 2019

Telling steel workers the economy is fine while whispering to jillionaire donors that they should invest in canned food and shotguns. Gargantuan scandal any non-Hellworld timeline. https://t.co/kjCncWRJow

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) August 21, 2019

Competition will be stiff, but I’m betting the single most obnoxious Republican reversal of the post-Trump era will be Mick Mulvaney deciding he’s a deficit hawk again https://t.co/zkZxBi5sKN

— Allahpundit (@allahpundit) August 21, 2019

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Repub Venality Open Thread: Rand Paul Stays True to His Principle

by Anne Laurie|  July 17, 201910:47 pm| 85 Comments

This post is in: Free Markets Solve Everything, Glibertarianism, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Republican Venality, All Too Normal, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

I am without words to describe what I would like to say about @RandPaul right now…. https://t.co/fugj3OdzUw

— Bradley P. Moss (@BradMossEsq) July 17, 2019

He has but the one: What’s in it for Rand Paul?

So let me get this straight: @RandPaul has no problem voting for billions in tax cuts for the wealthy and corporations, but votes against providing health care for 9/11 first responders because he's worried about the debt.

— Robert Reich (@RBReich) July 17, 2019

Rand Paul *and* Mitch McConnell. WHY, Kentucky?

Shot, chaser pic.twitter.com/SjJS7NjuuT

— Grace Segers (@Grace_Segers) July 17, 2019

Why now?…

I’ll just note that if your secret back channel is being reported in Politico before it starts, then it’s not a secret back channel. https://t.co/dZFXpQgLk8

— Tamara Cofman Wittes (@tcwittes) July 17, 2019

Big Brothers outing. pic.twitter.com/hKLuru2KC4

— Schooley (@Rschooley) July 15, 2019

#StartImpeachmentHearingsNow

??Follow the money pic.twitter.com/gvEYY3wYyQ

— yvette (@LTgoldengurl) July 18, 2019

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Their Last Resort

by Anne Laurie|  July 16, 20196:08 pm| 53 Comments

This post is in: Dolt 45, domestic terrorists, Election 2020, Immigration, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Racial Justice, All Too Normal, Decline and Fall, Get Mad You Sons Of Bitches

Expecting this stuff from Trump doesn't really inoculate you for when a top White House staffer whips out the skull calipers for a reporter.

— Matt Ford (@fordm) July 16, 2019

OOGA-BOOGA SCARY STRANGERS!!! is the Trump / Repub bolthole, the place they retreat when they perceive the situation as going badly for them. It works a charm with the “Base”, but that’s only the Crazification Factor demo. Our job is not to despair, but to get the vast majority of our sane (or at least not-totally-on-board with the ugliness) fellows to the streets, and to the polls.

What gets me is that the political calculus never takes into account the inverse, that pushing back against Trump's bigoted attacks is, in fact, a bread-and-butter issue for many voters and ignoring them could be even worse for Democrats electoral prospects

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) July 16, 2019

And Kris Kobach, the absolute Trumpiest candidate on the ballot, running on a full-fledged hardline anti-immigration line, managed to lose a lay-up race to be the governor of KANSAS. https://t.co/l6ZhorJsGY

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) July 16, 2019

This is ugly, and depressing and it sticks in your throat at how terrible and dark it is. Just as it was after Charlottesville. Just as it was when he announced the Muslim ban.

But don't confuse that for demoralizing. It'll only be that if Dems shy away from it.

— Zeddy (@Zeddary) July 16, 2019

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