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The “burn-it-down” people are good with that until they become part of the kindling.

“Just close your eyes and kiss the girl and go where the tilt-a-whirl takes you.” ~OzarkHillbilly

Narcissists are always shocked to discover other people have agency.

The media handbook says “controversial” is the most negative description that can be used for a Republican.

We do not need to pander to people who do not like what we stand for.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

Republicans want to make it harder to vote and easier for them to cheat.

Our job is not to persuade republicans but to defeat them.

The republican caucus is covering themselves with something, and it is not glory.

These days, even the boring Republicans are nuts.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Not loving this new fraud based economy.

The unpunished coup was a training exercise.

They spent the last eight months firing professionals and replacing them with ideologues.

They think we are photo bombing their nice little lives.

It’s always darkest before the other shoe drops.

This blog will pay for itself.

I’ve spoken to my cat about this, but it doesn’t seem to do any good.

Wake up. Grow up. Get in the fight.

A norm that restrains only one side really is not a norm – it is a trap.

Come on, media. you have one job. start doing it.

They fucked up the fucking up of the fuckup!

The snowflake in chief appeared visibly frustrated when questioned by a reporter about egg prices.

Thanks to your bullshit, we are now under siege.

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Cold Grey Pre-Dawn Open Thread: Drop Out Already, Dean

by Anne Laurie|  January 18, 20245:08 am| 86 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Assholes

He’s a guy talking to people. But there’s no actual Dem primary in New Hampshire, no delegates will be awarded (bc NH Dem party broke DNC rules bc they want to be first more than they want to win), so it shouldn’t be covered as anything other than guy got fleeced by consultants https://t.co/2osYxXicUk

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) January 17, 2024

Dean Phillips is torching his reputation https://t.co/8g9pMMH24q

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) January 17, 2024

Dean Phillips’ ill-considered primary challenge is sliding downhill like a ride on a crappy New Hampshire sledding slope — all rocks, furrows, and bare patches. He’ll end up with a pain in his backside and a sore jaw from clenching his teeth, but meanwhile he’s spreading those afflictions to the rest of us Democrats. And for what? To get attention from bigger millionaires and bored media horserace touts… while enshrining his legacy as a would-be spoiler and general sad-sack?

Dean Phillips is running 37 points behind “other” and he’s the only other non-chakra person in the race. https://t.co/pmoD6281kE

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 18, 2024

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THIS.
Yet last night Dean Phillips was on CNN telling Abby Philip that Biden's campaign is keeping him from being on TV. When she asked him why he was saying this, he said he just believed it was true. No receipts–and of course he was saying it while on the top news network in… https://t.co/6Bcr4sXK8j

— Victoria Brownworth (@VABVOX) January 13, 2024

Dean Phillips' ‘Gimme Some Lovin’ Campaign Hits Silicon Valley with Million Dollar Contrib from Plagiarism Influencer Bill Ackman https://t.co/1gFMW1GCAg via @TPM

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) January 17, 2024

This has stopped being a "congressman-bedwetting-over-Biden-polls" issue and started being a "rich-guy-pissed-that-the-Democratic-Party-told-him-'no'-for-the-first-time-in-his-life" issue. https://t.co/33dtziDTfj

— Elon Musk is an Antisemite ???????????????????? (@KerrAvon4) January 17, 2024

Also Dean isn't progressive. His politics seem to be those of the last person he spoke with.

— Alwaysashy (@DLEG101) January 17, 2024

I would also say that Dean Phillips has a pretty obvious motivation for saying something like this

— Probably The Real Steve Mang ?? (@Steve_Mang) January 16, 2024

Nate is an idiot. Dean Phillips is an unknown, boring, replacement-level centrist who has lived his whole life with a silver spoon in his mouth and is clearly challenging Biden only to feed his own ego. But yeah, "left-aligned media" should treat him seriously ?? pic.twitter.com/JNdpzm5t1X

— Evan Sutton (@3vanSutton) January 17, 2024

Sort of funny that this guy is bragging about how he can't be bought, when within the past 24 hours he:
– Accepted $1 miilion dollars from Bill Ackman, who:
– Promised to "reeducate" Dean Phillips on DEI, who then:
– Removed references to DEI from his campaign website. https://t.co/jR0Cf04Y44

— Tom Bonier (@tbonier) January 18, 2024

Guess we have an answer to "who is in the Democratic Meg Whitman?" https://t.co/8mfs4xDgSd

— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) January 13, 2024

#DropOutDean claims he was “joking” when he offered Musk and Ackman cabinet positions

Cool story, bro

He’s been dragged mercilessly online and in the press because the offer came after Ackman donated $1 million and Musk platformed him

Clean up on aisle this campaign is a joke pic.twitter.com/NJgH7dq5Sz

— Qondi (@QondiNtini) January 17, 2024

My guy's gonna get investigated by the FEC for trying to pay for a Super Bowl ad with a cartoon ape. https://t.co/H3MAEbVxbh

— zeddy (@Zeddary) January 17, 2024

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War for Ukraine Day 693: Speaker Johnson Adds Another Nail to the Ukrainian Supplemental Aid Legislation’s Coffin

by Adam L Silverman|  January 17, 20248:57 pm| 39 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

Breaking News: Speaker Mike Johnson signaled before a meeting with President Biden that a compromise on immigration that allows aid to Ukraine was not possible. https://t.co/TYqdG0LbRT

— The New York Times (@nytimes) January 17, 2024

From The New York Times:

Speaker Mike Johnson on Wednesday dug in against President Biden’s efforts to revive stalled legislation to send aid to Ukraine, saying the Republican-led House would not entertain it unless Democrats agreed to a far more severe crackdown at the U.S.-Mexico border than they have been willing to consider.

Mr. Johnson’s latest ultimatum cast further doubt on the prospects of Congress’s approving Mr. Biden’s request for tens of billions of dollars in emergency security assistance to help Ukraine fight off Russia.

Republicans have insisted that such a package be paired with measures to clamp down on migration at the southwestern border, and a bipartisan group of senators has made considerable progress on striking a compromise to do so. But the plan has no path to enactment if the House, where a sizable far-right contingent is pressing for even tougher immigration policies, refuses to accept it.

I can guarantee that Speaker Johnson’s position was quickly noted in the Kremlin and they were very happy to read about it.

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

The fundamental task is to retain the initiative so that we can become stronger – address by the President of Ukraine

17 January 2024 – 22:12

I wish you health, fellow Ukrainians!

Key points for today.

I held a meeting of the Staff. Operational level – the situation at the front now. Reports from the commanders. Different directions. East. South. North as well – countering subversive groups, fortifying the border.

There was also a strategic level of discussion – our actions this year. And not just defense. Ukraine needs an ambitious, active perspective. We want our country to retain the initiative, not the enemy. We want the end of the war to depend on Ukrainian actions. The world supports those who have a perspective. And this is a fundamental task – to retain the initiative so that we can become stronger.

I also held a debriefing after all the meetings and negotiations within the official visit to Switzerland and participation in the Davos Forum. There were many good, useful meetings. Europe, America, Africa, Asia. We talked to politicians and business leaders.

Today, government officials continued their work at the forum. In particular, to attract more business and technological opportunities to Ukraine – to the defense sector. It is very important that we present not only the needs of Ukraine and our warriors, the entire society, but also, despite all the difficulties of the war, Ukraine’s capabilities – what we do, what we can do, what we can contribute to the common security in Europe.

I held a separate meeting with the Minister of Defense. We are preparing more power for our country.

A meeting with law enforcers. In particular, with the Head of the Security Service of Ukraine. The keynote report was on countering collaborators and destroying enemy logistics. I am grateful to the Service for the results.

Separately, I would like to address the situation with our journalists. In particular, the fact of surveillance of journalists. The Security Service of Ukraine has launched an investigation and will find out all the circumstances. Any pressure on journalists is unacceptable.

Today I would like to recognize and thank all our people who continue to work day and night helping after the Russian strikes. Our rescuers – the State Emergency Service of Ukraine. Local authorities that are truly with their communities, truly with their people. Every Ukrainian doctor. All medical workers. Volunteers. Everyone who helps Kherson and Kherson region, Zaporizhzhia, Donetsk region, residents of our frontline and border communities, Kharkiv and the region.

Today there was another Russian air strike on Kupyansk district – two children were injured, including a 10-year-old boy. He was very seriously wounded… One person was killed by that strike. My condolences… It was a deliberate Russian strike with a guided aerial bomb on one of the villages in the Kupyansk district. Kherson is under almost continuous shelling. Unfortunately, there are also wounded and dead. We will definitely respond to the occupiers. And everyone can see that our responses are really tangible.

It is also important not to forget to thank those whose job it is to rescue people after Russian terrorists’ attacks.

Kharkiv: Ihor Fedorchenko, 6th state fire and rescue unit, and Oleksandr Huzhva from the 9th state fire and rescue unit of the region. Thank you!

Odesa: doctor Vladyslav Kryzhanovskyi from the Odesa Regional Emergency Medical Center and firefighters-rescuers: Sergeant Kostiantyn Vilchynskyi and Master Sergeant Serhiy Pihar. Thank you!

Donetsk region: Vladyslav Halushko, a feldsher from the city of Lyman, who works for the State Emergency Service, and Ivan Ponomarenko, a firefighter-rescuer from the city of Toretsk. Thank you very much!

Our Sumy region: Volodymyr Pylypenko and Oleksandr Nebylytsia, employees of the 8th state fire and rescue unit of the State Emergency Service of Ukraine, and Vladyslav Lysokon, the city of Shostka, a feldsher at the emergency medical station. I thank you for your professionalism, and I thank all our doctors, all your colleagues, the entire staff of the State Emergency Service of Ukraine, each emergency medical team, all doctors, feldshers and nurses.

I thank everyone who cares about Ukraine, our people and our country. I thank everyone who is destroying the occupier and working to hold Russia accountable for everything it has done.

Glory to Ukraine!

Germany:

We are grateful to our German friends for their steadfast support. The new package of military aid for Ukraine includes:
◾️Ammo for Leopard 1
◾️24 Armored Personnel Carriers
◾️5 border protection vehicles
◾️16 Zetros tankers
◾️3 vehicles (trucks, minibuses, all-terrain vehicles)… pic.twitter.com/c42UZmoWbt

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) January 17, 2024

 

We are grateful to our German friends for their steadfast support. The new package of military aid for Ukraine includes:
◾️Ammo for Leopard 1
◾️24 Armored Personnel Carriers
◾️5 border protection vehicles
◾️16 Zetros tankers
◾️3 vehicles (trucks, minibuses, all-terrain vehicles)
◾️25 RQ-35 Heidrun reconnaissance drones
◾️50 SatCom terminals
◾️1,840 combat helmets
◾️500 LED lamps
◾️material for explosive ordnance disposal

Vielen Dank!
🇺🇦🤝🇩🇪
#StandWithUkraine
@BMVg_Bundeswehr

France:

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1747744968783921641

These announcements from Germany and France are nice to read. But we need to be very honest: until or unless the Biden administration develops an effective legislative strategy to get a supplemental aid package for Ukraine through the GOP majority House, they aren’t going to make a difference. What the GOP is doing now was predictable. It was predictable because they announced back in 2022 that they were going to cut Ukraine off if they retook the House. Instead of doing a Ukraine supplemental while the Democrats still had a majority in the House just in case they lost it, locking that funding in through 2024, the Biden administration decided to wait. And it was that failed legislative strategy that provided the opening for the GOP majority that took over in the House in January 2023 to do what they’re now doing, which is what they told us they were going to do.

Tweet thread between Ruben Gallego and Matt Gaetz regarding Ukraine war funding.

I’m sure Congressman Gallego is NOT happy to have been correct here. But no one can say they were not warned.

Every day that the House GOP holds support for Ukraine hostage, the harder it will become for Ukraine.

Ukraine Victory Drones founder & vet Maria Berlinska raises alarm that Russia's surpassing Ukraine in drone development. A self-proclaimed "realist" often called "pessimist," she says society needs "honesty" about war "not just a warm bath of propaganda." https://t.co/ZhUQLL8XVY

— Christopher Miller (@ChristopherJM) January 17, 2024

Every day there is new reporting about Russia’s military production while neither the US or the EU member states have placed even select portions of their economies on a war footing and while the House GOP slowly strangles its hostage. All the while the Russian leadership watches, listens, reads, and tweaks their strategy to take advantage of the US’s and the EU’s inability to rise to the moment.

President Zelenskyy is correct here:

⚡️ Zelensky: "Patriot" is the most effective Air Defence system in the world today … I must bow deeply to its creators … Both Russians and our partners are in shock." pic.twitter.com/9Rf4oewKbI

— WarTranslated (@wartranslated) January 17, 2024

 

Unfortunately, they are only effective when they have ammunition. And because the House GOP majority is holding the Ukraine supplemental hostage, every time Russia undertakes a bombardment, Ukraine’s supply of that ammunition is further depleted with no real way ahead for resupply.

This isn’t a thought exercise. This isn’t a border skirmish. This is existential.

Medvedev’s 🇷🇺 new genocidal message: Ukraine is a cancerous tumor. The existence of any Ukrainian state is a mortal threat to Ukrainians. Their only choice is to become Russians or die.
CC: those who think Russia is interested in freezing the conflict. https://t.co/F6RNTus5KW pic.twitter.com/hoZlb0OOEN

— Yaroslav Trofimov (@yarotrof) January 17, 2024

Stepove, Russian occupied Donetsk Oblast:

https://twitter.com/GloOouD/status/1747741801451045078

Not sure if he said Nokhchiy at the end, indicating the soldiers might be Chechen, but it's a bit hard to understand.

— WarTranslated (@wartranslated) January 17, 2024

An update on the attack on Kharkiv last night:

Russian missile attack on Kharkiv last night #StopRussia #StandWithUkraine pic.twitter.com/OjCffQcHBI

— Mariana Betsa (@Mariana_Betsa) January 17, 2024

This time Russia targeted a private hospital. Heartbreaking to see how Russia is devastating Kharkiv, attacking civilian objects pic.twitter.com/UPa8b8pzGx

— Maria Avdeeva (@maria_avdv) January 17, 2024

Soledar, Bakhmut District, Donetsk Oblast:

Тимчасово окупований Соледар (Бахмутський район, Донеччина) зараз виглядає так…місто повністю спалене та зруйноване ордою російських терористів та вбивць…вони це називають "звільненням",але насправді,це знищення Донбасу та геноцид українського народу pic.twitter.com/XSUs4ngAl2

— Мисливець за зорями (@small10space) January 17, 2024

"liberation", but in reality, it is the destruction of Donbas and the genocide of the Ukrainian people

— Мисливець за зорями (@small10space) January 17, 2024

For you drone enthusiasts:

/2. Flight test https://t.co/bqhtn4s0k2 pic.twitter.com/05Go03utSq

— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) January 17, 2024

And for Omnes and the redlegs:

Tonight, Ukraine used the FrankenSAM for the first time in combat conditions. It shot down Shahed from a distance of 9 kilometers.

FrankenSAM is a hybrid air defense system jointly developed by the Pentagon, the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, and the Ministry of Strategic… pic.twitter.com/9Qow0YaP4Y

— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) January 17, 2024

Tonight, Ukraine used the FrankenSAM for the first time in combat conditions. It shot down Shahed from a distance of 9 kilometers.

FrankenSAM is a hybrid air defense system jointly developed by the Pentagon, the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine, and the Ministry of Strategic Industry. In fact, these are three anti-aircraft missile complexes: the Soviet Buk air defense system with American RIM-7 Sea Sparrow missiles, AIM-9M air-to-air missiles in combination with Soviet radars and air defense systems based on Ukrainian old systems with Patriot elements and missiles.

https://babel.ua/amp/news/102928-v-ukrajini-vpershe-zastosuvali-sistemu-ppo-proyektu-frankensam-zbili-shahed-na-vidstani-9-km

Rostov Oblast, Russia:

Major incident at the Shakhty polyester plant in Rostov Oblast, where polyester staple fiber is allegedly being produced. The plant was opened in June 2023. pic.twitter.com/8EYTEfnjZ8

— WarTranslated (@wartranslated) January 17, 2024

An explosion occurred in a workshop where FPV drones were produced.
There were no fatalities.
A private company that worked with the Russian Ministry of Defense rented one of the plant’s workshops two months ago to produce drones for the front. https://t.co/OGjIqQK46u

— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) January 17, 2024

Bashkorostan, Russia:

Shots fired as demonstrators break a police van window at the biggest protests in Russia since the invasion
There’s anger under the surface in the regions, in this case over the jailing of a Bashkortostan activist who opposed mining projects & mobilizationhttps://t.co/Xj5eioiTaC pic.twitter.com/3PjzvzmdJG

— Alec Luhn (@AlecLuhn) January 17, 2024

That’s enough for tonight.

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First, some adjacent material:

Testing of a Ukrainian ground combat drone in winter conditions and a dog companion pic.twitter.com/sABjHQTu4H

— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) January 18, 2024

And a new video from Patron’s official TikTok!

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Wednesday Evening Open Thread: The Cruz Curse

by Anne Laurie|  January 17, 20248:23 pm| 54 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Sports

New: @TedCruz endorses Trump in Hannity interview

— Patrick Svitek (@PatrickSvitek) January 17, 2024

Felt like posting this earlier would’ve been a challenge to the Trickster God, but it looks like the ERCOT power grid held up safely, so…

THE TED CRUZ CURSE STRIKES AGAIN! pic.twitter.com/cLyAGiYzfN

— Isaiah Martin (@isaiahrmartin) January 15, 2024

Turns out the Cowboys were dead at 4:07pm when Ted Cruz clicked post on this tweet pic.twitter.com/EzgCDN6pUJ

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) January 15, 2024

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Men are mad at Taylor Swift for being at NFL games when they should really be mad at Ted Cruz. https://t.co/Z07niF9rht

— Olivia Julianna ?? (@0liviajulianna) January 15, 2024

Ted Cruz is now 0-2 in seizing things in January. pic.twitter.com/2fqsaAzzcL

— Txnewsprincess (@txnewsprincess) January 15, 2024

We cannot afford six more years of Ted Cruz. #CruzCurse pic.twitter.com/cKWOEXGUfj

— Colin Allred (@ColinAllredTX) January 15, 2024

Can we PLEASE seize the opportunity to vote Ted Cruz out this November, once and for all.
If you’re not folllowing @ColinAllredTX
then you should be.

Never forget how Ted Cruz fist bumped fellow Republicans when they voted against healthcare for veterans. pic.twitter.com/Zn2tepjPlL

— Liberal Lisa in Oklahoma (@lisa_liberal) January 15, 2024

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Timeline Cleanser: Inside Kamala Harris & Doug Emhoff’s L.A.

by Anne Laurie|  January 17, 20245:28 pm| 122 Comments

This post is in: Excellent Links, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Vice-President Harris

LA Times: Inside Kamala Harris and Doug Emhoff’s L.A.

The second couple talks about their Sunday family dinners, love for music, and friendly sports wagers.https://t.co/jBtZRQiRky

— Liza Acevedo (@LizaAcevedo46) January 7, 2024

Just a nice, upbeat, chatty beat-sweetener, for a respite. From the L.A. Times:

… In a city full of celebrities and A-listers, Vice President Kamala Harris and Second Gentleman Doug Emhoff’s presence is hard to escape.

On a mid-October weekend, the couple came to town to celebrate the marriage of Emhoff’s 29-year-old son, Cole Emhoff, to his longtime girlfriend, Greenley Littlejohn, 28. Two days after the wedding, the pair was snacking on guacamole, salsa and chips in a dimly lighted vinyl booth upstairs at one of their favorite Mexican haunts, El Cholo in Santa Monica, when Emhoff received a text message from a friend.

The second gentleman’s buddy was just saying hello: He knew Emhoff was in town because he’d seen the motorcade speed by. (So much for sneaking into town)…

For Harris, the impulse to escape Washington — where she faces Republican scorn and criticism within her own party — for downtime at home has been difficult to satisfy over the last few years. While President Biden has made a near weekly habit of returning home to neighboring Delaware, the taxpayer-funded, cross-country flight to L.A. is harder to justify unless it includes official business. Harris’ trips home to L.A. are often camouflaged with an event to celebrate a local small business or a stop to raise awareness about one of her policy focuses such as Black maternal healthcare or reproductive rights. The vice president was also anchored to Washington during the first half of her term to cast tiebreaking votes in an evenly divided Senate.

But the Brentwood home, largely concealed by its verdant surroundings, has become a sanctuary for one of the world’s most visible figures. The four-bedroom, 3,500-square-foot house, less than a mile from Sunset Boulevard and roughly a 10-minute drive from the Will Rogers State Historic Park, is off-limits to reporters. In October, a group of protesters pulled up in cars outside to call for a cease-fire in the Israel-Hamas war, though Harris wasn’t there to hear their pleas.

As vice president, Harris is briefed multiple times a day, and reporters often follow her from event to event. But at home, Harris can avoid the scrutiny to recharge, cooking and chatting with her family as they watch from the kitchen table…

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The menu often features a dish that takes at least five hours to prepare, Harris said, which varies from a simmering Bolognese to a roast chicken using herbs from her backyard garden.

She’s also tried to incorporate her international travel into the end-of-week ritual, making time to speak to hotel chefs about local recipes and where to stop to find ingredients on the way to the airport. The day before our interview, Harris selected a recipe she picked up during a November 2022 visit to Bangkok for the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation summit: a pork dish marinated in coriander root and served with lemongrass over coconut rice.

“I freaked the Secret Service out because they’re kind of used to going to, like, golf courses with their principal,” she said, laughing at the memory of directing her motorcade to a Bangkok market. “With me, they’re going to the fish market.”

If the schedule allows, Harris will stop for ingredients, whether that’s detouring to a market in Kauai, Hawaii, for a certain type of fish or finding the right spices in Bangkok, according to a former Secret Service agent on her detail who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss sensitive security information…

But she tries to return the favor by inviting the Secret Service agents tasked with protecting her inside the Brentwood home, the only outsiders seemingly allowed to puncture the sanctuary. On the Fourth of July, Harris and Emhoff grill in the backyard for the agents forced to spend the holiday in L.A., handing out plates of hot dogs, hamburgers, potato salad, baked beans and other barbecue favorites. Unlike previous White House protectees, Harris not only cooks the food but serves it, the agent said…

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And I Dream in the Morning That She Brings Me Water

by @heymistermix.com|  January 17, 20243:23 pm| 29 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

The beach at Puerto Peñasco

In my post on Chiricahua National Monument, Suzanne mentioned that Organ Pipe National Monument is also a great place, and she’s right.  Organ Pipe figures peripherally in our current border crisis, so I thought I’d tell a little story about how Customs and Border Protection (CBP) fucked over a little town in Mexico.

The Organ Pipe NM visitor’s center is just a couple of miles from the town of Lukeville, Arizona, where there’s a popular border crossing for folks going to Puerto Peñasco, Sonora, a place that is called Rocky Point by Arizonans.  Puerto Peñasco is a little beach town on the northern edge of the Bay of California (also known as the Sea of Cortez), and it has a beautiful beach.  Some people call it “Arizona’s Beach,” and the Mexican government has done everything in their power to make it an easy destination.  The road from Sonoyta, the town on the other side of the border from Lukeville, is one of the best two lane highways in Mexico.  The region is a “no hassle zone” where the Mexican government has gone to great lengths to crack down on police bribe-seeking.  Unlike most of Mexico, you don’t need a tourist visa (FMM) or an import permit for your car (TIP).  (You should have Mexican auto insurance, though, because US policies don’t cover your car in old Mexico.)  Puerto Peñasco is a great “first trip” into Mexico because most of the locals who deal with tourists speak at least enough English to get by, everyone takes dollars (at a not-great exchange rate), the cerveza is cold and the seafood is freshly caught.

Anyway, with our current border crisis, CBP decided that they needed to “surge” resources to different border areas, and those resources would come from Lukeville.  So, with three whole days of warning, they closed the Lukeville Port of Entry on December 4.  This was a massive hit to the Puerto Peñasco economy — locals call it “Muerto (Dead) Peñasco” because the place is empty.   The Lukeville border station is tiny:  a total of 23 officers work there.  Re-assigning those agents to process migrants instead of manning the border couldn’t have made a huge difference to CBP’s enforcement efforts, but it sure made a difference for anyone trying to get to Puerto Peñasco.  Take a look at this:

And I Dream in the Morning That She Brings Me Water

I’ve highlighted Organ Pipe NM and Puerto Peñasco in yellow.  The other border crossings that you could use to get to Puerto Peñasco are highlighted in red.  Both of them add hours to the trip, and the Nogales road is considered fairly dangerous.  I’ve recently driven the road from San Luis Rio Colorado (the red dot to the west) via El Golfo de Santa Clara, and it tends to get big sand drifts and has a lot of potholes.

Lukeville re-opened on January 4, just in time to miss all the Arizona Christmas vacationers who wanted a beach trip.  As far as I’m concerned, this border closing was just fuckery, but it was low-level fuckery that mostly affected Arizona residents who were inclined to travel to Mexico.  We call those people “Democrats”.

Anyway, Organ Pipe is a nice rugged park that protects the massive organ pipe cacti in the only place they grow in the US.  This one is at least 10 feet tall:

And I Dream in the Morning That She Brings Me Water 2

(By the way, I’m not minimizing the issues at the border near Organ Pipe.  The visitor’s center there is named after a Law Enforcement Ranger who was shot by cartel members in 2002, Kris Eggle. )

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This and That in the News

by WaterGirl|  January 17, 202412:40 pm| 362 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics

A few snippets of news today while we (or at least I) wait form the immunity / jurisdiction ruling from the appeals court.  And a couple of images that caught my eye.

🌼  Hell yes!  10-second video that is sheer perfection!

A Republican voter tells Fox News Host that if the wannabe dictator rapist who’s facing 91 felony charges becomes the GOP nominee, he’ll vote for Joe Biden.

Country over party. pic.twitter.com/gB1FochH2S

— Republicans against Trump (@RpsAgainstTrump) January 16, 2024

🌼  Is it true that Joe Manchin has promised to not be a spoiler for 2024?  (see chyron)

Looks like Fox showed my new op-ed to their viewers. You bet I am confident Gen Z will re-elect Joe Biden, the most pro-youth president in history over Donald Trump, the four-time indicted, twice-impeached, proven sexual abuser. We will make you find out—again. pic.twitter.com/2xO7jyhRLD

— Victor Shi (@Victorshi2020) January 16, 2024

🌼  It’s about time Roger Stone gets some attention from the FBI for his talk of murdering people.

CNN confirms Mediaite’s reporting. Stone is under investigation for his comments about Reps Swalwell and Nadler. https://t.co/NfLc4sVO4m

— Mueller, She Wrote (@MuellerSheWrote) January 16, 2024

🌼  One of the many reasons I love Joe Biden.  Great backstory.  Joe is a regular guy in a way that Trump will never be.

Explains why Bill Ackman is so rabidly anti-Biden against all logic.

Ackman disrespected the memory of Beau Biden and Joe called him out for it. https://t.co/f4RNrhKeD9

— Kaivan Shroff (@KaivanShroff) January 16, 2024

🌼  Why do Republicans hate voting?

🚨BREAKING: New York Appellate Court DENIES Republican motion to block new vote by mail law. Another defeat for @EliseStefanik and the @GOP.

Another win for @DCCC and the voters of New York! https://t.co/FN7KcsZWH1 pic.twitter.com/ZI6tbfRSI7

— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) January 16, 2024

🌼  How sad is this?  Sad, but smart.  And necessary.

Shades of “Reservoir Dogs”: Judge Kaplan instructs jury in E Jean Carroll defamation trial that they are anonymous and that they should refer to each other with fictitious names. Amazing how much Trump has twisted and corrupted the system.

— Harry Litman (@harrylitman) January 16, 2024

🌼  And a bit of sad truth.

Open thread.

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Florida Flip (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  January 17, 20248:20 am| 176 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Fellow Floridians and I have frequently complained in this space about the immiserating political dominance of the FL GOP, which has made the state poorer, sicker and dumber since the turn of the century. But tides turn, even in Florida, and here’s some unalloyed good news from the Orlando Sentinel:

In a race seen as a bellwether for Democratic chances in November, Democrat Tom Keen flipped what had been a Republican state House seat in Central Florida in a special election held Tuesday.

Keen, a Navy flight officer who works in the aerospace training and simulation industry, defeated Republican Erika Booth, a teacher and member of the Osceola School Board. Unofficial totals for the District 35 seat had Keen with 51.3% of the vote to Booth’s 48.7%.

Keen, who made abortion rights and property insurance key issues in the race, got between 65% to 70% of nonpartisan, or NPA, voters to make up for Republicans turning out in larger numbers than Democrats, said Matt Isbell, a Democratic elections analyst.

“What actually clinched the win for Democrats was this massive margin with NPAs and perhaps some Republican moderates as well,” Isbell said. “If anything, this should be concerning for the GOP because it indicates a voter anger that maybe they have not understood.”

State House District 35 is a swing district that Biden won in 2020 by 5 points and DeSantis won by double digits in 2022. The seat was open because DeSantis cronies who are running the state’s higher education system into the ground appointed the completely unqualified Republican cop-impersonator who held the seat, Fred Hawkins, as president of a small public college.

I guess they figured DeSantis’s 12-point margin of victory in 2022 in the district meant the seat was safe. Oops. Florida House Dem Leader Fentrice Driskell on how Keen won:

“This is the blueprint for how we win elections: ground game, early investments and hard work,” Driskell, who chairs the FHDCC, said. “The FHDCC was on the ground immediately in this district, signing up Democrats to vote by mail and registering new voters through his primary and into the general election. The FHDCC is ready to repeat this formula and break the Republican supermajority this November.

She’s not wrong, but I think more is going on here than FL Dems stepping up. As analyst Isbell pointed out in the O-Sen quote up top, more Republicans voted than Democrats, and it looks like NPA voters and perhaps Republican moderates joined with Dems to put Keen over the top, despite a barrage of negative ads featuring dumb culture war themes and dirty tricks to try to split the non-GOP coalition.

My theory is that negative partisanship is coming into play, which this time benefited the Dems. As we know, the national political media built up a DeSantis boomlet by suggesting the sour-puss stilt-boot wearer was “Trump but competent” and heir apparent of the MAGA horde. But the more voters in other states saw of DeSantis when he launched his presidential campaign, the less they liked him.

What’s less widely known is that his numbers have been sinking in Florida at the same time, and DeSantis is underwater here too now. Most local analysts attribute that to people being pissed off about DeSantis abandoning the state. The theory is Florida voters are angry that DeSantis has been galivanting around Iowa stuffing his face with pork chops on a stick while things go to shit back home.

That’s part of it, but I also think normies are belatedly becoming aware of the FL GOP’s rampant corruption and hypocrisy, which has been on full and embarrassing display ever since the DeSantis 2024 campaign launch. And as the governor acquires loser stink, maybe the state party he transformed in his radical right-wing image is catching some of those odiferous fumes too. Non-Dems who are non-MAGA might therefore pause to think before they automatically tick the R on their ballot, as they did in District 35.

To sum up, I don’t expect the FL GOP’s grip on this state to loosen appreciably anytime soon. The structural factors that put them in power are still in force. But political realignments happen, and they usually start small. The Dem-NPA coalition that put Keen in office could be a sign of things to come.

Open thread.

PS: I’ve been unwell recently, unable to sleep and lacking my usually keen interest in food. But I nodded off before dinner last night and slept until 4 AM this morning, and now I am so hungry I’m thinking about trying to replicate a Denny’s “Moons Over My Hammy” special, perhaps with tomatoes substituting for ham. Even though I know this is a bad idea, I’m off to do it anyway!

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