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Monday Evening Open Thread: The Stranded Burners Are Escaping

by Anne Laurie|  September 4, 20236:17 pm| 102 Comments

This post is in: How about that weather?, Open Threads, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All, social media

BREAKING: Muddy roads that left tens of thousands of people stranded for days at Burning Man have dried enough to allow them to begin their exodus from the northern Nevada desert. https://t.co/l2Qs7Lf7VQ

— The Associated Press (@AP) September 4, 2023

… Burning Man organizers said they began to let traffic flow out of the main road around 2 p.m. local time — even as they continued to ask revelers to delay their exit to Tuesday to ease traffic. As of Monday afternoon, they said about 64,000 people remained at the festival site.

Organizers also asked attendees not to walk out of the Black Rock Desert about 110 miles (177 kilometers) north of Reno as others had done throughout the weekend, including celebrity DJ Diplo and comedian Chris Rock. They didn’t specify why.

The festival had been closed to vehicles after more than a half-inch (1.3 centimeters) of rain fell on Friday. The road closures came just before “the Man” was to be set ablaze Saturday night. The event traditionally culminates in the torching of the large wooden effigy shaped like a man and a wooden temple structure during the final two nights, but the fires were postponed to Monday night as authorities worked to reopen exit routes by the end of the Labor Day weekend…

At least one fatality has been reported, but organizers said the death of a man in his 40s wasn’t weather-related. The sheriff of nearby Pershing County said he was investigating but has not identified the man or a cause of death.

President Joe Biden told reporters in Delaware on Sunday that he was aware of the situation at Burning Man, including the death, and the White House was in touch with local authorities…

Trailing a plethora of online jokes with lifespans as brief and yet ancient as the dinosaur shrimp on the Playa:

we could fund social security for the next five hundred years by selling tapes of hunter biden explaining burning man to his dad https://t.co/eURT99eqhE

— Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. (@clapifyoulikeme) September 4, 2023

You’re laughing? Influencers at Burning Man are unable to fulfill sponsored content agreements and you’re laughing?

— jordan (@JordanUhl) September 3, 2023

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There has never, in the history of man, been a group of people less in need of our thoughts and prayers than those stranded at Burning Man.

— Brasidas (@br4s1d4s) September 3, 2023

My biggest fear is having to listen to burning man attendees talk about it. They probably won’t eat each other and will give themsleves a lot of credit for this, as opposed to the Nevada state government.

— Crabcake Inspector (@ilpomodoro2) September 3, 2023

Two months if you just roll coal at them and then float away https://t.co/kAZoGNfkYQ

— Pinboard (@Pinboard) September 3, 2023

tech leadership trapped at burning man, time to seize the means of production

— dr brames (@realnamepolicy) September 2, 2023

Burning Man attendees need to remember to ration billionaires to avoid overdosing on adrenochrome.

— Chris Wyman (@wymancr) September 3, 2023

flying a plane over burning man to drop pamphlets that say “you deserve this for your choices in life” on the bedraggled attendees. psychological warfare is the key to demoralizing the enemy

— america’s lounge singer (@KrangTNelson) September 3, 2023

Seeing a lot of misinformation on the timeline. Yes, it rained a lot at Burning Man and the “playa” is very muddy, but everything is mostly normal. That said, they really did eat Elon Musk.

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) September 3, 2023

(Some of the best jokes I’ve seen are on Bluesky, but that site doesn’t have an embed function yet — dammit.)

ETA: Neal Katyal’s dispatch, since questions were raised in the comments:

It was an incredibly harrowing 6 mile hike at midnight through heavy and slippery mud, but I got safely out of Burning Man. Never been before and it was fantastic (with brilliant art and fabulous music)…except the ending. pic.twitter.com/jhxsOfNp5y

— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) September 3, 2023

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Restaurant Recs (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  September 4, 20231:21 pm| 131 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads

In a weekend open thread, a couple of valued commenters who plan to visit the Tampa Bay area soon asked for some restaurant recommendations. The site’s mobile interface made a meal of my lengthy, carefully considered reply. So here’s a response composed on a more stable format.

This post is also an open thread and invitation to provide your own restaurant and food recs for whatever cities or towns are your foodie favorites. Below the fold, Tampa!

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Most iconic restaurant: If you only eat out once in Tampa, make sure you dine at the Columbia Restaurant in the Ybor City neighborhood. The food is good and the white sangria is exceptional, but the experience is the main attraction. The building is an architectural oddity with multiple dining rooms that are filled with marble surfaces, colorful tiles, fountains, statues, palm trees, paintings, etc. Bow-tied servers make sure guests never run out of fresh, warm Cuban bread from the nearby La Segunda Bakery. Consider the 1905 Salad, which is assembled tableside — a half of one is a meal all by itself. There’s also a dinner show in one part of the restaurant featuring flamenco dancers. It’s a lot of fun to watch, and you may suddenly find yourself in a conga line! And for all the that, the Columbia is surprisingly affordable!

Best boozy brunch: Gaspar’s Grotto in Ybor City has all-you-can-drink mimosas and bloodies Mary, plus a respectable brunch spread that includes a carving station, bespoke omelets, etc. It’s on 7th Ave., Ybor City’s main drag (as is the Columbia), and has indoor and outdoor seating. For the best experience, try to reserve the “Bullshit Corner” table at 11 AM sharp on Sunday so you’ll be seated by the windows overlooking 7th. From there, you and your dining companions can watch the walks of shame as Ybor revelers wake up and make their way home from Saturday night debaucheries. (Take an Uber there and back, obviously.)

Must-try local foods: Try a deviled crab if shellfish and fried foods are items you enjoy! You can’t really find authentic deviled crabs outside of Tampa, though there are items marketed as “deviled crab” elsewhere. True deviled crabs are football-shaped croquettes containing blue crab meat, tomato sauce and spices, often eaten with a sprinkling of hot sauce. You can find them at pretty much any restaurants that serve Cuban food, including Carmine’s in Ybor City, Liborio’s and La Segunda Bakery. You might even see them in local convenience stores hanging out with the drab rotating hotdogs and other classic convenience store food.

A tip: when you visit the Columbia, as you must, order whatever you want for lunch or dinner and also get some deviled crabs to go. They reheat well!

Cuban sandwiches are also a must-try. You can get them anywhere, including all the places listed above that serve deviled crabs. They’re not fancy. The standard version is ham, roast pork, Genoa salami and Swiss cheese on Cuban bread, with mustard, mayo and pickles, heated and flattened in a press. Doesn’t sound very Cuban, does it? The story is the sandwich evolved with worker demographics in the Ybor City cigar factories, where waves of immigrants came to make cigars — and signature contributions to the local sandwich’s ingredients.

Great seafood: Oystercatchers is pricey, but the great seafood and stunning views of Tampa Bay are worth a splurge. There’s indoor and outdoor seating, and the views are great from anywhere. They also have a terrific Sunday brunch. As far as I know, they pioneered adding a shot of pineapple juice to a standard margarita, and there should be a prestigious prize for such innovation, IMO.

But for my money, the best damn seafood in Hillsborough County (which includes the City of Tampa) is in the south shore town of Ruskin at a place near the end of Shell Point Rd. called the Fish House. The food is dispensed in plastic containers from a screened-in plywood shack surrounded by splintered picnic tables. The side dishes are simple: grits, slaw, fries or beans — pick two and add an extra for less than $3. We’re talking really basic stuff, but the shrimp, scallops, oysters, fish fillets, etc., are incredibly fresh, lightly breaded and fried to sheer perfection.

Fancy steakhouses: One of the best places for steaks anywhere is the legendary Bern’s Steak House in Tampa, but be warned: it is spendy, and it’s one of the few places in Florida where a casually dressed person might be banished to the lounge rather than seated in the main dining room. (Shorts, tees and flip-flops are acceptable pretty much anywhere else, including the opera.) Also, the interior looks like a high-end French house of ill repute that was decorated by Liberace, but the service is absolutely impeccable, and Bern’s has one of the best wine collections on the planet.

Malio’s is another good place for steaks. It’s almost as expensive as Bern’s, but the experience is completely different because it’s an understated, intimate setting whereas Bern’s is more of a plutocratic bacchanalia. Malio’s also has a respectable seafood selection. The restaurant has been around forever and used to be notorious as a mob boss hangout. It moved to a new location on the river a while back; I don’t know if the dons followed. But you’ll be safe there. If there’s a mob hit, you may be traumatized by what you see, but you’ll be physically unharmed.

Diners: Goody Goody in Hyde Park is a resurrected version of a decades-old Tampa landmark that serves uniquely sauced burgers as well as standard diner fare for breakfast, lunch and dinner. They make a fabulous butterscotch pie.

You also can’t go wrong with Trip’s Diner — three locations in the Tampa Bay area serve all the diner classics at an affordable price.

BBQ: Big John’s Alabama BBQ is off the beaten path but well worth the trip. The family-run joint has been serving up barbequed sausage, ribs, pork, brisket, chicken, etc., since the 1960s, and their mac and cheese side is locally famous. The people who run it are extra-churchy, so prepare to be blessed!

One of my favorite things about traveling is trying new food. I avoid national chains if I can, and if someone recommends a place that looks sketchy, I’ll probably still try it if it sounds interesting, which is why I’ve had several bouts of food poisoning.

I’ve been a road-tripper all my life, and one thing I’ve noticed over the years is that as chains push into towns, there are fewer local places and more homogeneity, which makes me sad. But you can always find the local stuff if you ask around.

To that end, does anyone know of great places to eat between Atlanta and Chattanooga?

Open thread.

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War for Ukraine Day 557: President Zelenskyy Is Moving to Replace Minister of Defense Reznikov!

by Adam L Silverman|  September 3, 20238:46 pm| 63 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Brief housekeeping note: Sorry for the late update tonight. We did the belated birthday family get together for my mom’s birthday. It was postponed in July because one of the clones was ill.

The Russian’s opened up on more Ukrainian port infrastructure overnight. This time in Reni on the Danube:

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1698231920428024202

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1698301059968737480

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Rustem Umerov should head the Ministry of Defense of Ukraine – address by President Volodymyr Zelenskyy

3 September 2023 – 22:02

I wish you health, dear Ukrainians!

At the end of the week, I would like to say a few things.

First, Ukraine has become stronger. We have new agreements with our partners on defense packages. And, by the way, today in a conversation with French President Macron, we discussed what new supplies can help our warriors. We discussed the protection of our Odesa region – what France can do to protect Odesa and the region. And there is a very important agreement on training our pilots in France – our coalition of modern fighters is getting more powerful. There are significant things that we are doing in Ukraine to protect us every week more and more intensively. This includes our weapons – from artillery and shells to drones and missiles… This also applies to our unity. In particular, unity in rejecting everything and everyone that weakens Ukraine.

Secondly, we are constantly proving that we can do things together that seem fantastic to the rest of the world, but work in reality when Ukrainians take them on. Four ships have already passed through our new, alternative sea corridor from our southern seaports. And we are working with our partners around the world to restore the normal operation of the Grain Corridor, which has ensured and should ensure food security on a global scale. I thank everyone who is helping with this.

Third, Ukraine has to achieve several very specific results in the coming months. In particular, it is our strategic political goal to launch membership negotiations with the European Union. Ukraine has seven specific recommendations from the European Commission. We have already implemented some of them. The other part requires effective work of the Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine. Timely work, which we have agreed with the European Commission. The law on the restoration of electronic declaration, amendments to the law on national minorities, and, I would like to draw special attention to it, the law on PEPs – politically exposed persons. Each of these laws is of fundamental importance. And voting on them will be of fundamental importance. People will see who is worth what. And I urge Ukrainian MPs not to postpone these decisions, not to let Ukraine down, and to support our European integration.

One more thing is very important.

This week, the Parliament will be offered to make a personnel decision. I want to outline it now. I have decided to replace the Minister of Defense of Ukraine. Oleksiy Reznikov has gone through more than 550 days of full-scale war. I believe that the Ministry needs new approaches and other formats of interaction with both the military and society at large. Now Rustem Umerov should lead the Ministry. The Verkhovna Rada of Ukraine knows this person well, and Mr. Umerov does not need any additional introductions. I expect the Parliament to support this candidate.

Autumn is a time for strengthening.

Glory to Ukraine!

While there was chatter several months ago that Reznikov was either going to be shuffled to a different ministry or fired outright, it didn’t happen. Until or unless reporting comes out that something more is going on here, I wouldn’t read to much into this personnel change. On one hand you definitely want continuity of leadership in a crisis. On the other you have to recognize that over 18 months as Minister of Defense during an existential war of self defense is going to tax and drain even the most resilient individual. I suspect we’ll know soon enough iff there’s something more going on here than it’s just time for fresh blood.

That said, here is now independent and former Kyiv Independent defense correspondent Illia Ponomarenko’s take on Zelenskyy’s announcement:

https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1698415252751180124

For those wondering who Rustem Umerov is, Reuters has the details:

A 41-year-old ex-lawmaker and Crimean Tatar, Umerov has headed Ukraine’s State Property Fund since September 2022 and played a role in sensitive wartime negotiations on, for instance, the Black Sea grain deal.

He has been praised in Ukraine for his track record at the State Property Fund, which oversees the privatisation of state assets and had been embroiled in corruption scandals before he took charge.

In the same article Reuters is reporting that Reznikov may be Ukraine’s next ambassador to London.

In the meantime, Reznikov is still the Minister of Defense:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1698375862389792993

.@oleksiireznikov: “The Security and Defense Forces of Ukraine have adopted 287 @NATO standards. This is almost a quarter of the total number. Among them, 174 are within the framework of the Ukraine-NATO Partnership Goals (top-priority Alliance standards), and 113 are initiative standards. Ukraine ranks first among NATO partner states in this regard, even surpassing the performance of some member states. By the end of 2023, we plan to have adopted and implemented approximately 200 more standards.”
📷 @Ukrinform

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1698409521679380715

The cost:

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1698443518836903998

‘Just starting to run, it’s a bit daunting because I’m not quite used to it yet. But I want to support kids who’ve lost their legs and can’t run.’ Yana, courageous 12-year-old lost both her legs when Russian missile hit Kramatorsk station. Her mother also lost a leg.

We can’t fail these children.

Bakhmut:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1698392169634033876

Near Bakhmut, 600,000 Ukrainian combat bees serve dutifully. An improvised apiary was set up just 2 kilometers from the front line, and the bees regularly fly on missions beyond it. Serhii, a paramedic and radio operator at the medical station, assembled hives from ammunition crates, and now, throughout the summer, there has always been fresh honey for both healthy and wounded fighters.

📷 ArmyInform

Kherson:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1698351126737834121

Robotyne axis courtesy of the Ukrainian Soldier who tweets under the handle Zaporizhzhia Salt. First tweet, followed by machine translation of it, from the thread followed by a machine translation of the rest from the Thread Reader App:

https://twitter.com/solonko1648/status/1698037965862150412

“Magura” is now clearly showing what it managed to overcome to the east of the village of Robotyne in incredibly difficult battles. Needless confirmation of how difficult this task was. And the reason why many among Russian propagandists were so sad 1/

When we studied these trenches, in which the Russians were still sitting at the time, we noticed that the system of fortifications was especially complex and tortuous in this area. Apparently, a lot of time and effort was spent to tinker so qualitatively right here, right next to the village 2/Image
Here is an atypically complex terrain for this area. The positions are built on the elevation relative to the area, which, among others, was used for assaults. So the place was very promising and may be most profitable for defense for many kilometers around 3/Image
However, the Armed Forces managed to solve this problem and break through. It was a grueling marathon. And after watching the video from 47 OMBr comes the understanding that it was even more difficult than we originally imagined when we were just beginning to accompany any action here 4/Image
And the otaki systems of fortifications had to be overcome northeast of Robotny. In fact, it is a line of fortifications between the villages of Robine on Verbove. A very important line, which also had to be broken by incredible effort. In the open with all the difficulties I described earlier 5/Image

Not sure whether Magura is referencing a Ukrainian military unit or something else. Hopefully one of our Ukrainian speakers can let us know what it is referring to. And since the last time I referenced our Ukrainian speakers there seemed to be some confusing, I’m going to make this explicit: If you speak, read, and/or write Ukrainian then you are who I am referring to. If you speak, read, and/or write Russian, which is close and this is a cognate word shared between the two languages, then you’re good to go too. If you are in NEITHER of these categories, I am NOT referring to you!

More from Robotyne:

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1698374584783802716

In the Novoprokopivka area, to the south of Robotyne, recent satellite imagery showcases a landscape covered with with scorch marks and shell craters, particularly evident near tree lines and roads. Although I haven’t observed any dramatic shifts when compared to the August 31st imagery, it’s evident that the pressure on russian defenses to the south of Robotyne persists.

Given the visual evidence suggesting that the combat zone has shifted towards russian positions in the south and east, I see little merit in paying attention to russian claims of successful counter-attacks in Robotyne.

Your contributions via Buy Me A Coffee have enabled the availability of this satellite imagery and others, such as TU-95 with cope tires. If you found these valuable, please support by liking and retweeting the first message of the thread. Your engagement enables me to provide better materials

https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1698437211815924004

A year and a half after that day in the just liberated Bucha, I can only give a tired smile to all those spamming “Ukraine will lose” messages on and on.

Ukraine once climbed out of the depths of hell and made a leap off the brink of the abyss when half of the world was literally burying it alive.

It made history by defeating the 21st-century blitzkrieg waged by an overwhelmingly strong nuclear power and making the West wake up and give a helping hand.

Ukraine has paid a terrible price for its freedom and existence, and Russia has given us more than enough reasons to never give up to its bloodlust.

And, dear Russian brainless bot slaves, Ukraine will carry on subverting everyone’s expectations and moving on toward its well-deserved victory, like it or not.

In other words, fuck you.

Since I’m not sure where she’s from, I’m just going to go with Ukrainian Valkyrie:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1698269602382221622

For you tank afficionados:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1698286463467540686

I’m pretty sure this IS NOT going to work:

https://twitter.com/Tatarigami_UA/status/1698302030370972098

That’s enough for tonight.

Your daily Patron!

There were still no new Patron tweets or videos posted today, so here’s some adjacent material from the Ukrainian Army Cats and Dogs account.

https://twitter.com/UAarmy_animals/status/1696856626915836076

https://twitter.com/UAarmy_animals/status/1695093697971356136

https://twitter.com/UAarmy_animals/status/1694706141132202398

https://twitter.com/UAarmy_animals/status/1696171602600169608

While dad is on a mission pic.twitter.com/bVYRcgVltu

— UkrARMY cats & dogs (@UAarmy_animals) August 27, 2023

Open thread!

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Sunday Evening Open Thread: Qwality Contrails Is His Passion

by Anne Laurie|  September 3, 20236:12 pm| 147 Comments

This post is in: Grifters Gonna Grift, Open Threads, Tech News & Issues, Schadenfreude

I can't stop laughing at the cybertruck prototype vs production model side by side. pic.twitter.com/bGrLH5T0Dy

— Pastor Jack Caliber (@SteakFrankhouse) September 3, 2023

This is the ugliest car I’ve ever seen and my family had a PT Cruiser https://t.co/mRyAI7NZOv

— anthony musa (@anthonydmusa) August 31, 2023

We need to be at 10 micron precision, give or take about 25,000 microns pic.twitter.com/BCchXuzlAM

— Tom Gara (@tomgara) August 31, 2023

Earlier…

hmm, yes, why are my 30"x30" stainless steel stamped panels not holding the same dimensional tolerances as injection molded 1.5 inch plastic lego bricks? surely if we add an extra decimal point to the drawing that will fix the issue. I am a manufacturing genius pic.twitter.com/KhrkSiXnq3

— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) August 24, 2023

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2019: we made it out of flat planes so we can build it quickly without a lot of need for specialized tooling

2023: we need to align these body panels to 1/10 the width of a human hair or the truck looks like ??

— Run the Joules (@wattasecond) August 25, 2023

Twitter Blue vs. Standard Twitter reaction to the Cybertruck is hilarious. https://t.co/R76uUyalVq pic.twitter.com/HUTqtJNnog

— Patrick Claybon (@PatrickClaybon) August 31, 2023

are these water spots or something pic.twitter.com/KSzQD3xg92

— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) August 31, 2023

THERE IS A SOLUTION!

Tesla camo Cybertruck is here ??pic.twitter.com/aYQKtd2Fjm

— Eva McMillan ?? (@EvasTeslaSPlaid) September 3, 2023

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Sunday Birds (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  September 3, 20231:48 pm| 94 Comments

This post is in: Birdwatching, Open Threads, Republican Stupidity, Trumpery

Yesterday, this female Ruby-Throated Hummingbird was hanging out opposite the side porch nectar feeders to keep an eye on her stash. While she waited for the shutterbug to go away, she snacked on gnats:

She’s about the size of a normal adult human’s pinkie finger (i.e., twice the size of Donald Trump’s).

We’re having beautiful weather this weekend, compared to last week anyway. It’s still hot, but the highs are in the 80s instead of 90s, and the lows are in the low 70s. There’s even a low in the high 60s on the horizon. It’s less humid too, as if the hurricane sucked some of the moisture out of the air.

The good news is, summer is almost over. The bad news is, the hummingbirds will be leaving soon.

***

In a recent discussion here about the tribulations of those of us who deal with wingnut relatives, someone mentioned a podcast called “The Necessary Conversation.” It features an adult son and daughter talking to their Trumpy parents about topics of the day.

During a road trip yesterday, I tried to listen to it but gave up less than 10 minutes in. Both of the parents are hateful, brainwashed troglodytes, but the father especially needs to be ball-gagged, trussed like a Thanksgiving turkey, stuffed into a rusty cannon and fired into a toxic waste dump.

Anyhoo, my only surviving parent is a Trump voter, as are some aunts and uncles. I really hate that, but the brief listen to that podcast gave me insight into how much worse it could be. The 10 minutes was worth it.

Open thread.

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: Burning Man Is Falling Down (So Is Social Media)

by Anne Laurie|  September 3, 20237:32 am| 242 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Our Failed Media Experiment, Riveted By The Sociological Significance Of It All

It will never not be funny to think about a festival whose core values include "radical self-reliance" being entirely reliant on regular access to outside services for basic habitability and sanitation https://t.co/GBxt4ULn3v

— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) September 2, 2023

It started out as a well-meaning, ambitious utopian celebration, developed (devolved) into a pricey trope for a particular flavor of patchouli-scented social striving, and has now become This Weekend’s Universal Target. Latest (9:30pm Saturday) from the Reno Gazette Journal:

BLACK ROCK CITY — Burning Man organizers late Saturday said they’re deploying temporary cell phone towers and wifi across their muddy city as increasingly concerned attendees struggle to alter travel arrangements and connect with worried family members back home.

In a lengthy post to their website, event organizers reiterated that no one is allowed to drive out of the temporary city in the remote desert north of Reno. But they said people can walk the five miles across the muddy desert to the nearest paved road in Gerlach and take a free shuttle bus from there. And they reminded attendees and the public alike that coming to Burning Man has always required preparation and fortitude.

“We have come here knowing this is a place where we bring everything we need to survive,” the organization said. “It is because of this that we are all well-prepared for a weather event like this.”

Indeed, most attendees are taking the muddy conditions in stride, partying in the streets and making mud sculptures…

But organizers have also postponed the burning of the Man effigy that gives the event its name…

Heavy rains that began Friday afternoon turned the normally rock-hard desert floor into a muddy morass that’s almost impossible to walk on. Burning Man officials said only four-wheel-drive vehicles with adequate tires have proven able to navigate the slick streets…

However, no matter how much secret glee it engenders, there is not an Ebola outbreak. Srsly.

"X no longer verifies the identity of anyone […], a feature that used to help weed out misinformation on the site. But after Elon Musk bought the platform, he got rid of the legacy verification system and now allows anyone with $8 to buy a check mark." https://t.co/4TY6o5vtyv

— Janki (@dieJanki) September 3, 2023

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… The rumors about an Ebola outbreak started Saturday on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter. X has a crowdsourced method of fact-checking misinformation on the site known as Community Notes, but none of the tweets I’ve seen so far on Saturday have received notes.

At least two accounts have shared a fake screenshot from the CDC about the fake Ebola outbreak at Burning Man, with one verified user claiming the CDC sent and deleted the tweet below. However, there’s no evidence that the CDC tweeted out anything about Ebola at Black Rock City…

Another X user claimed to be at Burning Man on Saturday and insisted they tested positive for Ebola. But it’s pretty clear from the responses to the tweet that they’re joking.

Other accounts have spread misinformation about a quarantine zone being set up at Burning Man. The account also falsely claimed aircraft were heading to the region as part of a blockade…

An estimated 70,000 people are stuck at Burning Man right now, with more rain expected in the region tonight. And the rain that’s happened over the past couple of days has been the kind of levels that part of the desert sees for as much as three months, according to CNN.

Stay safe out there. And don’t listen to misinformation on X. Things might be tough right now for people at Burning Man, but there aren’t any fire tornadoes and there’s no Ebola outbreak.

Of course the very alert members of social media’s high-strung Tinfoil Hat Brigades just know that all this official happy-talk is a coverup for the ‘next stage of the Plandemic’, as Big Government prepares ‘yet another’, this-time-for-real lockdown, and/or an even more deadly vaxx. Poe’s Law rules twitter, so you never know how much people are actually willing to believe, but the same people I’ve seen ranting about Covid-19 for the last three years are already circulating *proof* that Burning Man is ground zero for activating the 5G nanoparticles in earlier boosters that will lead to mass death and social breakdown. (The fact that a private plane with a ‘suspicious item’ aboard temporarily shut down part of LAX on Saturday has only heightened the suspicions, because we’ve all seen the movies where that’s how the virus escapes into the genpop and we’re all turned into zombies.)

Certain people should be ashamed of themselves for encouraging this kind of paranoid idiocy, and Elon Musk is first among those people.

Elon takes over Twitter, gets rid of legitimate verification, and now a bunch of bros in the desert are freaking out over a fake Ebola outbreak at Burning Man with no idea who to trust for real information. Stunning, 10/10, no notes

— Clare Blackwood (@clareblackwood) September 3, 2023

The fact that this has been trending for hours because one guy decided it would be a hilarious bit to pretend there was an Ebola outbreak is really testing the sliver of faith I had in humanity pic.twitter.com/OJuOQM94Mh

— Maggie Astor (@MaggieAstor) September 3, 2023

Burning Man getting washed away by biblical rain seems kinda climate-changey.

https://t.co/9JLszjMvFi

— The Hoarse Whisperer (@TheRealHoarse) September 3, 2023

Maybe it's time we started talking about the upsides of climate change

Also, jfc these people are going to do unspeakable damage to the Black Rock pic.twitter.com/YfXA7iVHgv

— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) September 1, 2023

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Late Night Open Thread: A Special Afternoon At the Movies

by Anne Laurie|  September 3, 20232:07 am| 55 Comments

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this seems good to me actually. I wouldn’t do this often but I would sometimes do this. probably a better experience than a sports bar! https://t.co/ShKc5AFjFD

— post malone ergo propter malone (@PropterMalone) August 30, 2023

Seems like a good idea to me — surely there’s an audience that would pay for better video conditions than a sports bar? For the sake of the ushers, I just hope the movie theatres involved either have their own beer / wine licenses, or a legal way to charge corkage fees…

Agreement also includes the CFP National Championship. About 75 games in all.

Full release: https://t.co/kq2oYIBiDi

— Amanda Christovich (@achristovichh) August 29, 2023

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The Eras Tour has been the most meaningful, electric experience of my life so far and I’m overjoyed to tell you that it’ll be coming to the big screen soon ?? Starting Oct 13th you’ll be able to experience the concert film in theaters in North America! Tickets are on sale now at… pic.twitter.com/eKRqS8C7d1

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 31, 2023

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Ditto for musicians who can sell out an arena… there are certainly fans who can’t afford three-digit tickets, and / or can’t travel to a live show, who would happily round up their besties for a noisy evening at the local widescreen…

Per the Washington Post:

… AMC began selling tickets to “Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour” the same day, saying in a statement that it had “bolstered its ticket server capacity to handle traffic at more than 5 times the current record for the most ever tickets sold in an hour.” The movie will premiere in the United States, Canada and Mexico on Friday, Oct. 13 — presumably a reference to Swift’s lucky number.

The movie theater chain warned of possible delays and site crashes due to anticipated demand for tickets, alluding in its statement to Ticketmaster’s infamous meltdown when the tour was announced last November.

By Thursday afternoon, fans were posting images of their seat maps and virtual queues on social media. Tickets cost $19.89 for adults (a reference to Swift’s “1989” album, which she is set to release a new recording of in October) and $13.13 for children and seniors.

Swift has previously released films about her 2009-2010 Fearless Tour, her 1989 World Tour (in 2015) and her Reputation Stadium Tour (in 2018) — though those movies opened after the tours had ended. “Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour,” by contrast, will release before Swift resumes her latest tour in November — starting in Argentina before hitting the global circuit and returning to the United States and Canada in November next year….

Taylor Swift saw Jerome Powell's note about how her tour ending was going to be an economic headwind in Q4 and she decided to single-handedly counteract that

Uncle Joe's most determined soldier ?? https://t.co/55X4DNYPKC

— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) August 31, 2023

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