Crown chants “Trump Trump Trump Trump Trump” at the RNC debates????????then the producer talks to them like a kindergarten teacher. pic.twitter.com/l6p9H605BP
— suzy (@Suzy_1776) November 9, 2023
TL, DR: To the surprise of absolutely nobody, all five candidates campaigned urgently for the TFG VP slot. Vivek definitely put on the most ‘unhinged’ (his own word) performance, hoping to be the next GOP Goatse… but I personally doubt TFG would even let Ramaswamy in the same room with him, for fear he’d poison the Big Macs. (And for once, I gotta agree, I’d feel the same way.) Ron DeSaster is running because he’s too embarrassed to quit, at this point (and besides, Casey won’t let him). Nikki is burnishing her credentials for a Did I Not WARN Y’All? run in 2028, and if she weren’t a Republican I might even feel sorry for her. Chris Christie is running because it gives him a bigger platform to chew on TFG’s puffy ankles — I still think he could be Haley’s VP candidate in the next cycle, assuming he doesn’t succumb to an anger-related medical event. And Tim Scott is running because… well, what else has he got to do with his time, these days?
Deeper analysis is valuable, but here’s all the analysis that’s essential: about 30% of Americans are assholes, & most of them are Republican primary voters. And assholes love Trump.
— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) November 9, 2023
The Biden-Harris campaign is putting up 1,000 “Dark Brandon” signs surrounding the venue for tonight’s GOP debate in Miami. https://t.co/NuX7Or7Ca3 pic.twitter.com/kmKTmfUnNn
— Sarah Dean (@sarahmdean95) November 8, 2023
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