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I’d hate to be the candidate who lost to this guy.

Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

So many bastards, so little time.

Black Jesus loves a paper trail.

People are complicated. Love is not.

Stand up, dammit!

When we show up, we win.

The worst democrat is better than the best republican.

The only way through is to slog through the muck one step at at time.

Do not shrug your shoulders and accept the normalization of untruths.

Relentless negativity is not a sign that you are more realistic.

One lie, alone, tears the fabric of reality.

This is dead girl, live boy, a goat, two wetsuits and a dildo territory.  oh, and pink furry handcuffs.

I really should read my own blog.

My years-long effort to drive family and friends away has really paid off this year.

“In this country American means white. everybody else has to hyphenate.”

T R E 4 5 O N

The fundamental promise of conservatism all over the world is a return to an idealized past that never existed.

You would normally have to try pretty hard to self-incriminate this badly.

Stay strong, because they are weak.

Never give a known liar the benefit of the doubt.

If ‘weird’ was the finish line, they ran through the tape and kept running.

Republicans in disarray!

Donald Trump found guilty as fuck – May 30, 2024!

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Thursday Evening Open Thread: Mitch McConnell Is ‘Medically Clear’

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 20237:07 pm| 154 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads, Republican Politics

Mitch McConnell is "medically clear" to continue work after yesterday's freezing scare, the U.S. Capitol doctor says in a statement. @alivitali reports. pic.twitter.com/gCNEH1CCo2

— MSNBC (@MSNBC) August 31, 2023

Mitch McConnell will only leave his Senate office feet-first… possibly some time after he is dead.

No Senator from Kentucky has been replaced in the year before a presidential election. If McConnell can’t continue to serve we’ll just have to keep the seat open until the voters can decide. https://t.co/F2ag5PGGPT

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) August 30, 2023

Actual Grim Reaper is going to show up with this 2019 article like "this you?" pic.twitter.com/aBMjGZGfNA

— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) August 30, 2023

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McConnell isn’t too old to be Senate minority leader. He’s too sick and frail to be Senate minority leader. Let’s stop conflating health with age. There are some people older than 81 in good enough health to do all sorts of jobs well, and many who aren’t. https://t.co/KB4Tf3ZevG

— @ijbailey (@ijbailey) August 30, 2023

When I look at the video of a clearly struggling Mitch McConnell, I think about how scary and difficult that must be, and how hard McConnell has worked throughout his life to ensure that the end of people's lives are as difficult and scary a struggle as they can possibly be made.

— A.R. Moxon (@JuliusGoat) August 31, 2023

It's not old age Biden just fucking drugs his coffee now https://t.co/0zkci5wmLs

— AquaImperium (@aquaimperium8) August 31, 2023

Bruh, after his treatment of President Obama, I have NO bad feelings about him falling prey to non-function. NONE. Steal a judge away(or 100+) and steal women's bodily autonomy rights, and I'm not gonna mourn when bad fortune smacks you upside the head. Not sorry.

— Michael Belle (@cmichaelbelle) August 31, 2023

Amazing that we spent years talking about how Pelosi not stepping down as chair was proof of Democrats being cripplingly gerontocratic and now the GOP senate minority leader is stroking out on live TV every other week

— Gas Stove Prayer Warrior (@canderaid) August 30, 2023

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War for Ukraine Day 554: The Ukrainian Ministry of Defense Would Like Everyone To Get Off Their Lawn!

by Adam L Silverman|  August 31, 20235:23 pm| 51 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

A drawing by NEIVANMADE of a female Ukrainian Soldier standing in a field of sunflowers with a city behind her. The inscription reads "Land of the Free."

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Brief housekeeping note: 1) Everything brought inside as part of the hurricane prep, which was everything outside that was not rooted to the ground, is now back outside where it belongs. 2) There will be no rant tonight.

The Ukrainian MOD would like to remind everyone not Ukrainian that the Ukrainians actually do know what they’re doing:

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1697333688441160065

We’ve got to addresses from President Zelenskyy today. Here is his usual address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump. The second will be after the jump.

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An agreement has been reached on the supply of a large batch of armored medevac vehicles to Ukraine – address by President Volodymyr Zelenskyy

31 August 2023 – 21:48

Good health to you, fellow Ukrainians!

Today was an eventful day.

A conference call with military and government officials. The frontline. Our offensive actions. The result of our weapons, new Ukrainian weapons, is 700 kilometers. The task is farther.

The important news for the frontline is that we have agreed on the supply of armored medevac vehicles to Ukraine, a large batch. This is what the warriors told me about when we visited combat brigades. The Ministry of Defense has reported on this today.

As always on the conference calls, there were intelligence reports from the Main Intelligence Directorate and the Foreign Intelligence Service on the plans of the occupiers. Their plans are hopeless.

I held a meeting about next week’s international events. There will be significant things. Important negotiations for Ukraine.

Another meeting concerned tomorrow. It will be September 1, the beginning of the new school year. Deputy Prime Minister Fedorov and Minister Lisovyi, together with their teams, are preparing a very positive innovation for our schoolchildren, parents, and teachers. Something that will really help. Tomorrow we will present the first details.

Today I congratulated Kyiv Polytechnic on the 125th anniversary of the university. It was extremely pleasant and useful to communicate with students and lecturers. Education will always remain the element that gives strength to people and the state, that enables us to develop and become stronger no matter what. And I would like to thank today our students and lecturers, our educators who not only receive or help receive education, but also make the educational process as practical as it is needed right now, when the bright minds of our people help the Ukrainian defense, in particular. Our students have good projects, powerful projects. The Ministry of Strategic Industry has something to implement.

And one more thing.

I had a meeting with representatives of BAE Systems. The world knows this company very well. And our warriors are already very familiar with the weapons produced by this company. In particular, artillery – L119 and M777, armored vehicles – CV90, which are very powerful. The company is starting to work in Ukraine. Our goal is to have all the most useful weapons for defense produced in Ukraine. And it will happen. We already produce certain items, and we will produce all the necessary ones. I thank everyone in the world who helps!

I thank everyone who fights and works for Ukraine! I would especially like to mention the 47th separate mechanized brigade – thank you guys for your advancement; the warriors of our 44th artillery brigade – thank you for your accuracy!

Glory to Ukraine!

In addition to his regular daily address, President Zelenskyy also spoke to the Igor Sikorsky Kyiv Polytechnic Institute on the 125th anniversary of its founding. Video below, followed by the English transcript.

Every result of Ukraine is the education of a particular Ukrainian – Volodymyr Zelenskyy’s speech on the occasion of the 125th anniversary of Igor Sikorsky Kyiv Polytechnic Institute

31 August 2023 – 20:06

Glory to Ukraine!

Well, these are Ukrainians.

I am really glad to be here today. First, a few words – they are probably more formal, but with the relevant content that I would like to convey. And then we will talk in this format – your format.

I am glad to see you and congratulate you on a very important day in my opinion – the 125th anniversary of Kyiv Polytechnic.

125 years is a young age for a university. But even though your university is young, the National Technical University is well known in the world and is famous in different countries whose people have studied here, and most importantly, the university has gained what is so important for all Ukrainians now – trust. The university has gained trust. And it is a well-deserved trust. Because the university is really strong. I thank you for maintaining the strength and glory of Kyiv Polytechnic!

The university went through different times. As well as Ukraine in general did. Now – in the time of such a war – it is especially difficult. But no matter how difficult it is and no matter what the times are, the fact that education matters remains unchanged. Knowledge, education, real competence of a person – in good times it is almost impossible to win in competition with others without it, and in difficult times there are no victories without it.

I’ll give you a couple of examples.

Every day there is news about another “cotton” somewhere on the aggressor’s territory. There are different cases. Sometimes they are very loud, sometimes less loud. But they all give a little more sense of justice. Because the war with its consequences comes back to the aggressor. Our people appreciate the sense of justice. They appreciate that the aggressor does not go unpunished. And when cotton branches stand here in Kyiv, in Crimean Tatar cafes, it symbolizes just such a satisfying sense of justice.

But what is the basis for this?

For justice to be served, someone’s knowledge, knowledge itself, must work. And the knowledge must work for the result. The Moskva cruiser went down because the competencies of thousands of Ukrainians, from designers and manufacturers of the relevant weapons and missiles to the specific soldiers who carried out this operation, worked. Each combat use of our naval drones is a fact that the education of many people who created the drones, the people who control them, who ensure the existence of this modern new force of ours, worked. We now have artillery production, which we did not have before in the country. The production of the necessary shells.

Each such result of Ukraine is the education of a particular Ukrainian. And, by the way, many of them were educated here, at Kyiv Polytechnic, and in other Ukrainian technical universities.

Here is another example. It may seem completely different, but it is also about education.

Putin used to love foreign visits. Now he is afraid to go anywhere further than Gelendzhik. And he’s really afraid to go even to places where they are still willing to host him. Unfortunately, there are still such countries, but nonetheless. Why is he afraid, what is the reason?

Among other things, the reason is an arrest warrant for him from the International Criminal Court. Which can be implemented at different times, quite rightly, in different countries… What is the basis of this warrant? This is the integrity of the International Criminal Court team. This is also the work of many people in Ukraine, in the ICC, and in partner countries – all those who record Russian war crimes, who have been engaged in legal and communication elements so that the world recognizes the Russian deportation of Ukrainian children as a crime.

Without proper professional education, there would be neither such institutions working to protect against Russian evil, nor such principled approach as this warrant, nor such clear work to record what Russia has done. And this is a fact.

A third example.

We are now defending ourselves in a fundamentally new war. It is the Ukrainian defense and the Ukrainian victory in the war that will be a lesson for other nations on how to defend themselves and how to save lives. This also applies to the drone war – everyone in the world is already drawing conclusions. Tactics on the battlefield. Cyber defense. Hybrid warfare – information warfare. The world sees what equipment works. What solutions help. What really strengthens the defense. And the way the world hears Ukraine, perceives the truth about this war, supports us… These are many thousands of technical, managerial, technological, and other solutions that have worked for Ukraine.

If Ukrainians were not an educated nation, if the social competence of our people was not so high, if we, you, were not committed to innovation and open to the most open dialogue with the world for the sake of our country, for the sake of defense, Ukraine’s fate could be similar to what other nations are experiencing whose independence has been lost. It is very difficult to regain independence, there are many historical examples. It is almost impossible.

And Ukraine withstood. And Ukraine continues to live. Ukraine is defending itself. Ukraine is regaining what belongs to it. Thanks to this modern knowledge. Thanks to courage. Thanks to unity. Thanks to weapons. This is a fact. Thanks to the support of the world. But also because each of these elements works on the basis of education. And let Ukraine become stronger together with our Ukrainian education. With your Polytechnic, with all the universities, I wish you all this, with the ideas and competencies.

Education matters a lot. And when it matters to us, Ukraine will matter a lot. To everyone in the world.

I wish the new academic year to be very fruitful and victorious for all of us!

I would contrast President Zelenskyy’s description of the Igor Sikorsky Kyiv Polytechnic Institute with what we know is going on at at the Alabuga Polytechnic Institute in Tatarstan, Russia. From Chris Owens’ Thread Reader App page:

1/ Parents of teenagers at Alabuga Polytechnic in Tatarstan say their children are being exploited to work long hours building Shahed kamikaze drones in dangerous conditions. Some parents are rescuing their children from the facility, despite facing large fines for doing so. ⬇️Image

2/ As described in the thread below, Alabuga Polytechnic is a STEM college that has been repurposed as a military drone factory. As well as recruiting Russian children, it’s reportedly catfished African girls via dating apps to perform menial work.

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3/ Hundreds of children aged 15-17 are reported to be assembling Shahed drones from parts provided by Iran. Ostensibly, they are undertaking a “dual programme” of study and work with a 70,000 ruble monthly salary ($719). In reality, their studies have reportedly been abandoned.Image
4/ Recent adverts published by Alabuga offer a 90,000 ruble salary to 16-21 year-olds for “mass assembly work”. This is consistent with Alabuga’s reported plans to greatly increase production of Shaheds and double the size of the facility.
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5/ Parents of students at Alabuga describe the conditions as akin to “bondage” and say their children have begged to be rescued. Idel.Realii (part of Radio Free Europe/Radio Liberty) has spoken to some of the parents. 
6/ One parent, Zhanna, says that her son begged to be brought home only two and a half months after going to Alabuga. “Take me away or I’ll die,” he told her. She considers Alabuga’s adverts to be just “attractive bait” and says that students there “fall into bondage”. 
7/ Other parents have been unable to afford to remove their children and have had to leave them to endure the conditions at Alabuga. Marina, one of the parents, says that children endure humiliation and do not inform their parents about it because they are from poor families. 
8/ Zhanna says that she considers it to be “100 per cent [exploitation]. Two hundred, a thousand [per cent]. I have an acquaintance from Nizhny Novgorod who took her child in June – she also has no patience and strength, the child just can’t do it anymore. 
9/ “Two hundred thousand [rubles] were charged [for the cancellation of the training contract]. She is now suing, because it is a blatant violation of everything. 
10/ “When she came to pick up her child, the [other] children looked at her with such eyes, because, apparently, they do not have the opportunity to pay such money to pick them up – and they can only endure. The children’s psyche is so broken there, it’s quite something.” 
11/ Children are supposed to only do eight hours’ work a week, as stipulated in their contracts. In reality, they are doing far more. Another parent, Marina, says: “My child was silent for a very long time.” 
12/ “When I asked her in June why you kept silent for so long, she just didn’t want to be weak, so to speak. In fact, it turned out that the children worked five days a week. My daughter came to work at 7:45 and I think they were released at 15:00.” 
13/ The children were put under psychological pressure, including being called at 22:00 for a “meeting”. Non-attendance would result in collective punishment: “if you don’t come, then everyone will sit all night and wait.” Some had to work past midnight to meet production goals. 
14/ The goals, and the salaries, are reportedly handled rather arbitrarily. A parent called Zhanna says the targets were only given two days before the end of the month “to avoid paying money”. 
15/ She recalls: “I saw that my child was online at two in the morning. I write to him, asking why he’s online. He says he has goals to hand in. I ask him why he has to do it on the last night. He says, “We just got them the night before yesterday.” 
16/ “The kid doesn’t make it, then he achieves 65% of his goals, they owe him some pennies, but since the last month they started randomly distributing bonuses – apparently, they’ve allocated their favourites, and my son has been on zero randomly for two months.” 
17/ The cost of dormitory accommodation is deducted from the children’s salaries. Zhanna says that the contract initially specified a cost of 500 rubles ($5.14) per month for accommodation, but it was tripled in practice. 
18/ “All this was deducted from the salary of 3,500 ($36). Only a few people are lucky there. Out of 600 people, maybe 100 will get somewhere, the rest are just [left out]. 
19/ “It’s as if they recruit them, use them for their own purposes, and then create such conditions that the children drop out and pay penalties.” 
20/ The parents say that the children have been divided into different groups, each with their own roles. Composite assembly seems to be a particularly unpleasant task used as a punishment for those labelled as “delinquents.” 
21/ Marina says that her daughter was given the task “to glue composites for drones … Well, in general, in a chemical production where underage children work in respirators for 15 hours a day.” 
22/ She says “the children are exhausted there. It is a dangerous production, they glue something with chemicals, which are also dangerous, not every adult will go to work there. They forbid children to tell their parents everything. 
23/ “It’s just such a taboo, I don’t know how parents find out information, but if someone finds out and writes in the chat room, parents are just shocked.” 
24/ The parents say that the children are put under psychological pressure to get them to work on drone production, including depriving them of rest and accusing them of a lack of patriotism. They are also subjected to ‘patriotic education’. 
25/ Alabuga’s general director Timur Shagivaleev was recorded speaking to them on 16 June 2023. In the speech, Shagivaleev says: “Alabuga has the best technology in the world. We are creating the most modern production facilities in the world. 
26/ “And more than ever, the future fate of our country and our people depends on very few people: people like you, people like us. This is the moment when we can all contribute to the further development of our country and the development of our people. 
27/ “This summer, it will be possible to help our country and Alabuga. The work is tough – as operators at a chemical composite manufacturing facility. Work in respirators, gloves, shifts of 12 hours, two days you work, two days you rest.” 
28/ He urges them to give up their holidays, “even if it’s mum’s birthday”. At the end, he says: “Long live our great country!” The children respond with three shouts of “Hurrah!” 
29/ Following earlier exposés, Alabuga has published videos of students taking about “how they voluntarily work 12 hours for the good of the Motherland.” Its Telegram channel now advertises it as “Russia’s largest centre for training specialists in the production of drones.”Image
30/ A recent advertisement offers opportunities in “air navigation and UAV programming”. It claims to provide “Autel Dragonfish [UAV] assembly training” but shows a student in front of a partly assembled Shahed drone, viewed from the rear. It does not mention Shaheds.
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31/ Idel.Realii reports that the local prosecutor’s office has found violations of labour law requirements, “expressed in the absence of “information about the working hours and rest regime of the employee” in the concluded employment contract” with one of the Alabuga students. 
32/ It also reportedly found violations of sanitary and epidemiological legislation, education and licensing legislation, as well as violations of the rights of students, and has opened two cases against Alabuga in relation to these violations. 
33/ It remains to be seen whether any action will be taken in practice. Given the importance of the Shahed programme to the Russian military, it’s more likely that the drone production will be given a higher priority than the children’s welfare. /end 
Sources:
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🔹 https://t.co/eSmOx7gHhy
🔹 https://t.co/afs8W6SPtLidelreal.org/a/32540464.html
t.me/alabugapolytec…

Nothing like a little forced labor on behalf of the motherland.

Pskov Airfield, Russia:

https://twitter.com/IAPonomarenko/status/1697351391336136857

I haven’t found anyone posting video yet, so I’ll follow up on this one tomorrow.

Bryansk, Russia:

https://twitter.com/Tendar/status/1697160845825073378

Zaporizhzhia:

https://twitter.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1697291690535522563

Orkhiv:

https://twitter.com/ChuckPfarrer/status/1697288792627896593

Bakhmut:

https://twitter.com/ChuckPfarrer/status/1697354293479620644

Velyka Novosilka:

https://twitter.com/ChuckPfarrer/status/1697346953200488487

Kreminna:

https://twitter.com/ChuckPfarrer/status/1697324826996748559

For you cardboard drone afficionados:

https://twitter.com/ChuckPfarrer/status/1697285709785161810

For some reason the original tweet with the video, found at this link, will NOT embed in WP. It doesn’t even show up in Pfarrer’s quote tweet above. Not sure what the problem is.

And for you missile enthusiasts:

https://twitter.com/OleksiyDanilov/status/1697226993434009863

Oleksiy Danilov is the Secretary of the National Security Council and Defense Council of Ukraine. Here’s the machine translation of his tweet:

The missile program of the President of Ukraine in action. The tests are successful, the application is effective.
“Sevastopol is waiting, Kamchatka is waiting, Kronstadt is waiting…”.

PS A quiet and singing Ukrainian night…

Here’s more on the Ukrainian made long range missiles:

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1697208954294599770

https://twitter.com/maria_avdv/status/1697238947481711024

That’s enough for tonight.

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Operation Find Out (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  August 31, 20232:06 pm| 242 Comments

This post is in: Jan 6: Insurrection, Open Threads, Politics, Republican Stupidity

Suggested soundtrack for the post — a classic from the Dum Dum Girls:

Operation Find Out update — Yesterday, Connie Meggs, wife of seditious conspiracy convict Kelly Meggs, was sentenced to 15 months in prison for her role in the January 6 insurrection. I’ve been following the Meggs’ case closely because they live(d) in a nearby town. I am all too familiar with that type of big-mouthed Trumpy “patriot,” and it’s rare (and delightful) to see them get a comeuppance.

The husband, Kelly Meggs, was head of the Oath Keepers’ Florida chapter and also general manager of a Honda dealership. They had a nice little ranchette and a boat and a camper and a Ford F-350. These were not economically anxious folks, but they are dumb asses who lost their minds when Trump was defeated.

And since they’re the type who doesn’t think the law applies to them, they left a trail of highly incriminating texts and social media posts that led the feds to their door and gave prosecutors plenty of evidence to work with at trial.

Before her sentencing yesterday, Connie Meggs tossed her incarcerated husband Kelly under the bus:

While standing trial during her sentencing Wednesday, Connie Meggs denounced her husband’s actions related to the riot, telling the court that Kelly had hidden his “violent rhetoric” from her, according to Politico’s Kyle Cheney.

“He chose the Oath Keepers over his family,” Connie said, reportedly speaking in between sobs.

“I am so angry at my husband for doing this to me,” she added. Cheney reported that Meggs’ child and grandchild were in the court’s gallery and also crying at the hearing.

Meggs claimed that she was unaware of her husband’s violent text messages that were a key part of his conviction before they came out during trial. Court documents show that Kelly Meggs and several other Oath Keepers seem to have been provoked by Trump’s social media post in December 2020 to host a “wild” protest on the day of the Capitol riot, based off texts the members sent to one another in the days that followed.

“I was trusting my husband to keep us safe,” Connie said Wednesday. “He put his whole family in harm’s way … He has put me through so much hell.”

I think that’s all bullshit. Connie Meggs took “close combat training” with her idiot husband and dressed up in tactical gear to assault the Capitol Building along with the rest of the yahoos. They both conspired to hide evidence when they realized to their shock that, yes, the DOJ intended to hold locally upstanding grandparents and pillars of the community such as themselves accountable for trying to overthrow the damned government. But I don’t doubt that her anger at her present situation is real.

The judge was more sympathetic than Connie Meggs deserved, IMO:

Meggs faced a recommended sentencing guideline of 97-121 months, or roughly eight-to-10 years, in prison. Mehta made it clear he felt that guideline was “overly harsh” and he would be varying downward significantly as he has in other Jan. 6 cases. But he also said he felt Meggs, though obviously remorseful about the devastating effect the arrest of her and her husband have had on their family, hadn’t entirely taken to heart what she’d done on Jan. 6.

“The decisions that were made that day were also your decisions,” Mehta said. “You decided to come to Washington with a truck full of guns. You decided to go up those steps. You decided to follow Kelly Meggs into Speaker Pelosi’s suite.”

Ultimately, Mehta sentenced Meggs to 15 months in prison and three years of supervised release. She will also have to pay $500 in restitution. Mehta granted a request from Woodward to recommend she be placed at the minimum security facility at FCI Coleman in Florida. According to Bureau of Prisons records, as of Wednesday her husband Kelly Meggs was at the federal detention center in Philadelphia.

Mehta allowed Meggs, who traveled to the hearing Wednesday with her son and two grandchildren, to return home on her current conditions of release and self-report to the Bureau of Prisons at a later date.

I hope she has to report soon. It pisses me off that the bailiff didn’t haul her off to begin the sentence immediately.

This isn’t usually like me — I generally think our justice system is far too punitive. And I don’t seriously think Connie Meggs poses a risk to the community. But #1, deterrence is a thing, and #2, fuck these people.

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Blueberry Change of Plans (Open Thread)

by Betty Cracker|  August 31, 202311:29 am| 158 Comments

This post is in: Food & Recipes, Open Threads

The other day, I bought blueberries to make Ina Garten’s blueberry ricotta breakfast cake, which featured on a recent episode of “Be My Guest.” But when I started assembling the equipment to make the cake, I couldn’t find my springform pan. I tore this place apart looking for it and have no idea where it went.

I suppose I could have tried making it in a casserole dish or something, but I’m not a particularly talented or experienced baker so was unsure how essential the springform pan is to the outcome. My search for the springform pan yielded a tart pan, so I decided to switch gears and make a blueberry tart. Ta-da!

Blueberry (Open Thread)

I wasn’t able to find a blueberry tart recipe that exactly matched the stuff I had on hand, so I ended up cobbling parts of a few recipes together and hoping it works out. It looks pretty good, especially the crust — no dreaded soggy bottom here! We’ll see how it tastes later.

I figure I’ll repurpose the ricotta for baked ziti or lasagna, but at some point, I am going to find that damn springform pan and make a ricotta cake!

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Thursday Morning Open Thread: Florida, Man…

by Anne Laurie|  August 31, 20238:05 am| 204 Comments

This post is in: How about that weather?, Open Threads, Show Us on the Doll Where the Invisible Hand Touched You, Ron DeSaster

At @POTUS' direction, the federal government pre-positioned personnel and resources to immediately support response and recovery efforts for Hurricane Idalia.

This Administration will continue to work closely with first responders and local officials as the storm progresses. pic.twitter.com/wz3R3FkeQt

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) August 31, 2023

Praise be the Trickster God, Idalia (so far) seems to have been far less destructive in Florida than feared. Per the Washington Post, “In Florida, Idalia leaves a trail of destruction and a sense of relief”[unpaywalled gift link]:

… As Idalia churned northeast toward Georgia and the Carolinas on Wednesday, bringing with it hurricane-force winds and more fears of fatal flooding, communities across Florida’s Big Bend region were beginning to assess the storm’s damage.

Idalia cut an unpredictable path of destruction, rending some homes from their foundations while sparing others.

But as the storm moved on from Florida, residents and officials here were hopeful that they had avoided the deadliest, worst-case scenarios, releasing a cautious, statewide exhale nearly one year after Hurricane Ian caused catastrophic damage and claimed roughly 150 lives.

“This is ten times better than what I expected to come back to,” said Joe Brenner, standing outside of his intact home in the tiny coastal town of Keaton Beach, where Idalia made landfall…

At least two motorists died while driving on the region’s rain-sodden roads, authorities said. The storm’s toll may rise in the coming days, but state leaders said they haven’t yet seen the telltale indicators of a high death count…

Ergo, I consider myself permitted to share some storm-related snark…

Even the trees have gone woke https://t.co/pic7QG7KXb

— Susan J. Demas ?? (@sjdemas) August 30, 2023

Hurricane Idalia causes 100-year-old oak tree to split, fall on Gov. DeSantis' mansion https://t.co/8iCpyOxTwm pic.twitter.com/76no5hN8PW

— WFLA NEWS (@WFLA) August 30, 2023

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[Yes, snark]

vaxxed? https://t.co/juObyWezgI

— knife-wielding hemophiliac (@NickTagliaferro) August 30, 2023

We said climate change is a hoax, we pushed conspiracy theories demonizing climate scientists, we insisted that more intense storms and higher floods coming more frequently was just random weather or not real, so why won't insurance companies cover property there, I don't get it. https://t.co/ysLKdsrfmo

— Nicholas Grossman (@NGrossman81) August 30, 2023

Clearly the only answer that makes sense: the insurance companies have all gone woke.

Better ban teaching about Black history ASAP!! https://t.co/918WVSTWxD

— Centrism Fan Acct ?? (@Wilson__Valdez) August 30, 2023

Yeah, that should do it. The "S" stands for "science-based" and the "G" stands for "getting a profit."

— Nicholas Grossman (@NGrossman81) August 30, 2023

Also this. They're not just praising his response to Idalia, many of them can't help throwing in propaganda about his COVID response. https://t.co/EDbSzTX5c3

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) August 30, 2023

Support of DeSantis is like 95% “I’m a reactionary but I’m also sick of not being accepted in polite society because of my reactionary views.”

— ferg (@sincerelyzoomer) August 29, 2023

Thursday Morning Open Thread: Florida, Man…Post + Comments (204)

Excellent (Infuriating) Read: I Have a Pretty Good Idea Why Michael Oher Is Angry

by Anne Laurie|  August 30, 202311:39 pm| 82 Comments

This post is in: Education, Excellent Links, Justice, Sports

Gift link if you don’t have a sub: https://t.co/LEYW6Y7kmJ

— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) August 26, 2023

When the movie “The Blind Side” came out in 2009, I watched it with fascination because it overlapped with three big parts of my life.

It’s the story of Michael Oher, a young Black athlete who moves in with a white family, the Tuohys, and goes on to play for Ole Miss and in the N.F.L. I grew up in Alabama, where college football is the dominant mode of sports fandom (you’re either an Auburn fan or an Alabama fan, and there are no other options). I was adopted, as Mr. Oher believed himself to have been. And I’m a former equity analyst who’s a fan of Michael Lewis, the author of the book on which the movie was based…

But both the book and the movie tell Mr. Oher’s story in a way that conforms to insidious stereotypes about Black athletes as well as about adoptions of Black kids by white parents. Those stereotypes, and the possibility that there is another very different way to tell his story, are at the center of the lawsuit Mr. Oher recently filed. On its surface, the lawsuit is about money, but beneath that lie profound and troubling questions about what Black Americans are permitted to own and what they are expected to owe.

Mr. Oher, now 37 and retired from the N.F.L., is suing the Tuohys because he claims they misled him to believe that the legal conservatorship they held over him was essentially the same as adoption. He also says they benefited financially from the film, sold his life rights and did not compensate him adequately. Most of all, however, he seems angry at the way he was portrayed by people who purported to care about him — as a poor, unintelligent Black kid who succeeded primarily because he lived with the Tuohys for a year during high school…

It seems that it was particularly important to Mr. Lewis to cast Mr. Oher as intellectually inferior. In an interview in 2007, Mr. Lewis said that Mr. Oher was on the dean’s list at Ole Miss, “which says a lot about the dean’s list at Ole Miss.” He went on to say that big football schools take athletes, “many of whom are from the underclass or Black kids from ghettos around America,” and put them in easy majors to ensure that they can keep their G.P.A.s up. At Ole Miss, he said, “all the poor Black football players are majoring in criminal justice.”

I don’t know if criminal justice is an easy major, but it did not seem to occur to Mr. Lewis that poor Black football players might be interested in it because young Black men are disproportionately targeted by a criminal justice system that is particularly brutal to poor people…

The Tuohys were already wealthy, but “The Blind Side” made them wealthier. They insist that they saw no real money from the film, but they went on to monetize their story via books and appearances. Beyond the money, they benefited in ways that are difficult to explain to anyone who lives outside the Deep South, where college football is practically a religion, good season tickets are a major status symbol, and your preferred college mascot is an acceptable major theme for home décor.

Considering the other Division I schools that showed up to recruit Mr. Oher, Ole Miss wasn’t remotely the best choice for Mr. Oher. But surely it was for the Tuohys. For college football boosters, an association with a star recruit offers a special kind of status, a prestige comparable to owning a small yacht or having been invited to the White House….

An unsympathetic reader might imagine that the Tuohys figure they ‘bought’ a valuable sports animal, the way another couple might buy a promising young Thoroughbred from an obscure Kentucky farm to race in the Derby — and they did it at a real bargain price, too!

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It is often in the interests of adoptive parents and the adoption industry to imply that adoption is charity work, rather than something that benefits the adoptive parents as well.

This perception of adoption as an act of altruism is exponentially more pronounced when Black kids are adopted by white parents. Mythologizing the role of those parents goes beyond just suggesting that adoptees are second-best choices to biological children. It implies that Black children need to be rescued by white people, and that makes white people feel good about doing it.

Nowhere is this more apparent than at schools like Briarcrest, which were founded amid desegregation by people who regarded themselves as nice white parents and who did not want their children to attend school with Black children. These schools were informally known as segregation academies, and when they were finally integrated, it was often via football…

Black kids are not given football scholarships because those schools want to integrate; they’re given scholarships because the schools want to build successful football programs on the backs of Black bodies…

… The Tuohys don’t regard themselves as racist, and Mr. Lewis doesn’t see them that way either, but the book and the film portray Mr. Oher in ways that serve to reinforce racist stereotypes. It’s not unusual to discuss the physique of great athletes, but Mr. Oher is referred to repeatedly as a “freak of nature,” and Mr. Lewis insinuates that he’s not mentally capable of understanding simple things. In the book, Mr. Oher is portrayed as literally not knowing what an ocean is.

Mr. Oher deserves, at the very least, the benefit of the assumptions made about the Tuohys’ biological children: that he is talented and capable and deserves the bulk of credit for his own success. The Tuohys may have helped him, but they did not rescue him, and he does not owe them his story. If you’re an N.F.L. fan, you’d probably know who Michael Oher is even if he had never met Leigh Anne Tuohy. The reverse is not true.

There’s also another kind of implied nastiness here that i didn’t talk about i the column: this guy assumes his genes would be better than that of any kid he might adopt.

— Elizabeth Spiers (@espiers) August 28, 2023

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Tuesday Evening Open Thread: Yup, Mitch Is Glitching, Again

by Anne Laurie|  August 30, 20238:15 pm| 134 Comments

This post is in: C.R.E.A.M., Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republican Venality, Republicans in Disarray!

Is anyone else grossed out by the staffer winking to/at the press? https://t.co/WjeyBsIdk3

— Luke Watson (@LukeWatsonCMF) August 30, 2023

And he’s being treated like any other aging, failing autocrat — the bottom feeders and sycophants who remain on his staff are busily working to scrape the gilding off the walls and steal the resalable goods out of his closets while they still can, propping him up for ‘live events’ before friendly audiences…

You gotta understand, if he can’t stay in office those McConnell staffers will have to find new jobs https://t.co/jvxTSx345D

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) August 30, 2023

From what I see of right-wing twitter, Republicans are currently divided between calling McConnell a RINO who should hurry up and die already, and insisting that ‘Sleepy Joe’ is just as physically incapable of doing his job. Of course, President Biden has more class (political / emotional intelligence) than to respond in kind…

Biden calls McConnell “a good friend.” Says he’s trying to get in touch with him today but doesn’t know enough about incident. When I asked if he believes McConnell is fit to serve and should run for re-election, @POTUS dodges, turns to @SecMayorkas and asks: “Are you running?” pic.twitter.com/ts2W5WJVM2

— Jenny Leonard (@jendeben) August 30, 2023

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Opinions differ…

If you're feeling bad for Mitch McConnell right now, remember he only waited 3 hours after RBG died to talk about her replacement.
He has no heart.

He has spent his career manipulating the government to be in this dark place we are today.

He was the director of this mess.

— GingerSpice❄️💙 (@thedesertginger) August 30, 2023

Mitch McConnell's days on this planet are drawing to a close. Rather than spend that time with his family, he's doing everything he can to stay in the senate and block whatever Biden tries to do. So pardon me if I am not overflowing with sympathy for him.

— Jean-Michel Connard 🎃 (@torriangray) August 30, 2023

Mitch McConnell is the reason why we don’t have reproductive rights

Why our Supreme Court is a collection of Federalist Society criminals

Why Koch Industries controls Congress

Why Trump was rehabilitated after J6

The problem isn’t that he’s 81. It’s that he’s a bloody crook

— Lindy Li (@lindyli) August 30, 2023

No doubt, whoever the Kentucky GOP chooses as a replacement will be a worse person than McConnell, but I don’t believe they’ll be anywhere near as effective, so I’m willing to risk it!

Yeah we live in a world where Mitch McConnell has a legacy that is historical in it's awfulness, and nonetheless, his replacement will almost certainly be significantly worse than he is. https://t.co/EZr10ItnO2

— The Biden Accomplishments Guy (on Threads) (@What46HasDone) August 30, 2023

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