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Decision time: keep arguing about the last election, or try to win the next one?

Make the republican party small enough to drown in a bathtub.

Only Democrats have agency, apparently.

The line between political reporting and fan fiction continues to blur.

Republicans don’t want a speaker to lead them; they want a hostage.

Roe is not about choice. It is about freedom.

Anne Laurie is a fucking hero in so many ways. ~ Betty Cracker

The next time the wall street journal editorial board speaks the truth will be the first.

People really shouldn’t expect the government to help after they watched the GOP drown it in a bathtub.

There are times when telling just part of the truth is effectively a lie.

There are no moderate republicans – only extremists and cowards.

“Until such time as the world ends, we will act as though it intends to spin on.”

Accused of treason; bitches about the ratings. I am in awe.

Nothing worth doing is easy.

Since when do we limit our critiques to things we could do better ourselves?

We will not go quietly into the night; we will not vanish without a fight.

Wow, I can’t imagine what it was like to comment in morse code.

Accountability, motherfuckers.

One of our two political parties is a cult whose leader admires Vladimir Putin.

Sadly, media malpractice has become standard practice.

There are more Russians standing up to Putin than Republicans.

Dumb motherfuckers cannot understand a consequence that most 4 year olds have fully sorted out.

Be a wild strawberry.

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Climate Solutions: Rewilding..and Bees

by TaMara|  July 23, 20231:43 pm| 133 Comments

This post is in: Climate Change, Climate Change Solutions, Open Threads

ETA: This seemed appropriate to this post somehow

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Shawn Braley Illustration  https://www.facebook.com/shawnbraleyillustration

A couple of quick hits. As you may know, I listen to CBS Sunday morning while doing all those Sunday chores. These two stories had me going back to actually watch:

 

Some additional links:

More on the Knepp Castle Rewilding

Rewilding Britian

The Book of Wilding

Rewilding.Org

I want to check this one out more:  Mossy Earth

And as always, Kiss the Ground for a great primer on regenerative farming

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And this young girl gives me hope for the future…

Open thread

 

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Sunday Morning Open Thread: We Like to Watch Argue

by Anne Laurie|  July 23, 20238:37 am| 177 Comments

This post is in: Food, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Television, Trump Indictments

Sunday Morning Open Thread 8
 
American consumer products, still taking over the world!

The first “American Chinese food” restaurant opens in Beijing.

For Chinese like me who’ve only seen the oyster pail in TV series, the food is intriguing. For Americans in China, such Chinese takeaway may come with a sense of nostalgia. @USA_BaoziLover pic.twitter.com/UelNDQt8b8

— Worth Work Words (@work_worth) July 21, 2023

If the Hollywood strikes drag on, we’ll need fresh content:

Fabulous https://t.co/Qx7tHpRAIh

— Neal Katyal (@neal_katyal) July 21, 2023

The new Trump TV Show
“Trump’s Trials”°•Oct. 2: New York civil fraud trial°•Jan. 15: Second E. Jean Carroll civil defamation trial°•March 25: Manhattan hush-money trial°•May 20: Federal classified documents trial in Florida
Check local listings https://t.co/fblZ6W6lVm

— EJ Dionne (@EJDionne) July 21, 2023

From the Jason Aldean meltdown to “pajama boys”, here are 5 ~totally real~ stories you might’ve missed if you don’t watch Fox News.

And yes, I do talk about Jesse Watters’ mom: pic.twitter.com/67uAGUqjZE

— Kat Abu (@abughazalehkat) July 21, 2023

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Saturday Night Sh*tposting Open Thread: Rolling, Roiling DeSaster

by Anne Laurie|  July 22, 202310:35 pm| 117 Comments

This post is in: 2024 Primaries, Open Threads, Proud to Be A Democrat, Republicans in Disarray!, Ron DeSaster, Schadenfreude

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— ??????????*THEE* Bougier Than Thou?????????? (@ScottyBurberry) July 21, 2023

This guy seems to have been created in a lab to draw the disdain / mockery of partisans on *every* facet of the ideological spectrum. We’re not gonna miss him when he’s gone (because the GOP Death Cultists will immediately puke up someone-thing even more revolting), but by garsh Ron DeSaster will down in history… as a sad-trombone exemplar of a very particular time in American history…

A relaunch on Threads hosted by Zuckerberg, perhaps https://t.co/vuEjjoc7UQ

— Tom Nichols (@RadioFreeTom) July 21, 2023

Ron DeSantis: When you're worried Donald Trump isn't homophobic enough, think slavery was good for the negroes, or think RFK Jr has some neat ideas

— Lord Businessman (@BusinessmanLego) July 22, 2023

there isn’t gonna be a day one for you, dawg, “day one” is going to be the first day of dark brandon’s second term and he’s gonna try to keep your state from becoming a coral reef even if you won’t. https://t.co/3JtuH0ooEO

— GOLIKEHELLMACHINE (@golikehellmachi) July 19, 2023

The proof is in the pudding….problem is, its gonna take more than three fingers https://t.co/ScEGn0ewiZ

— Ragnarok Lobster (@eclecticbrotha) July 20, 2023

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if the only thing you're selling is "can beat Trump" and you are clearly getting rinsed by Trump, you're in a bad way https://t.co/gXKQS11o31

— post malone ergo propter malone (@PropterMalone) July 21, 2023

Saturday Night Sh*tposting Open Thread:  Rolling, Roiling DeSaster

(John Deering via GoComics.com)

 

i have said this before but the thing to understand about desantis is he is not cynically pretending to be a freak, he’s a genuine freak. https://t.co/22a7rc3w4x

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) July 21, 2023

he is going to lean into the niche grievances of brain poisoned online reactionaries because he himself is a brain poisoned online reactionary and he has surrounded himself with the same https://t.co/3p0vnJPp61

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) July 21, 2023

Desantis is bragging that he is now drawing 30-40 people to his campaign events. pic.twitter.com/XEVfYALAMm

— Ron Filipkowski (@RonFilipkowski) July 16, 2023

Ron DeSantis learning that the opposite of woke is sleep https://t.co/PJHaZImluT

— Dana Houle (@DanaHoule) July 16, 2023

Dead Bounce Ron now cutting staff as he runs short of money. Perhaps he can ask Trump for a loan https://t.co/EWtNGGMPnQ via @politico

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 16, 2023

My DeSantis prediction is that something happens in Iowa or somewhere else where he modestly over performs a poll or something like that, we get 2-3 months of “why did we discount him?!” and crowing from his supporters, before predictably losing like everyone thinks he will.

— William B. Fuckley (@opinonhaver) July 18, 2023

The worst people in the media all being barely concealed simps for Ron DeSantis just makes it more satisfying that he's polling 30 points behind and is gonna end up meekly endorsing Trump just like Ted Cruz did https://t.co/W8ofl8740t

— Environmental Services Weedle (@PartyWurmple) July 17, 2023

DeSantis isn’t so much trying to close the polling gap with Trump as he’s trying to lose respectably enough that he doesn’t get laughed out of the room in four years when he says he wants to run in 2028. The lonesome tale of DBR Ron.

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) July 20, 2023

Ingraham’s advice for DeSantis: Don't be afraid to show your personality and ask the people what's on their minds. I promise you, it will not be Disney or Bud Light. pic.twitter.com/fjBGUpTaNi

— Acyn (@Acyn) July 21, 2023


Apologies in advance…
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(Clay Jones via GoComics.com)

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War for Ukraine Day 514: Things in Crimea Keep Going Boom

by Adam L Silverman|  July 22, 20236:43 pm| 57 Comments

This post is in: Foreign Affairs, Foreign Policy, Military, Open Threads, Russia, Silverman on Security, War, War in Ukraine

(Image by NEIVANMADE)

Нашим героям потрібні власні безпілотники! Долучайтесь до збору!https://t.co/RmGRu0wRdz#NEIVANMADE #Azov #ЗСУ #StandWithUkraine pic.twitter.com/SjsPV1QjMq

— #NEIVANMADE (@neivanmade) July 19, 2023

Here is the machine translation of his tweet:

Our heroes need their own drones! Please join the collection!

Here is President Zelenskyy’s address from earlier today. Video below, English transcript after the jump.

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Inspection of “military commissariats” continues: responsibility for violation is inevitable – address of President of Ukraine

22 July 2023 – 21:15

Dear Ukrainians, I wish you good health!

Report for this day.

First. Law enforcement officers informed me today about the situation with the former military commissar in Odesa. He was notified of suspicion based on the facts of illegal enrichment and violation of the order of military service. Logically, this story was not supposed to end with just the dismissal. The State Bureau of Investigation, the Prosecutor General’s Office continue the necessary investigative and procedural actions. All details that can be made public will be presented to the public by law enforcement officers. And in general, the inspection of territorial recruitment centers, i.e. “military commissariats”, continues. And every such “cabinet” violation somewhere in the military hierarchy, any attempt to somehow get rich there humiliates our warriors, our heroes. Liability for violations is inevitable.

Second. Today, the procedure regarding one of the systemic banks, which belonged to Russian oligarchs, ended. Now, it has public management. The rights of depositors and the resilience of the banking sector are guaranteed. In the future, this bank will operate as usual. I thank the team of the National Bank of Ukraine, the Cabinet of Ministers, and the Deposit Guarantee Fund for the quick and effective steps within the legal procedure. Another asset of the Russian oligarchs, who still continue to work within the system existing in Russia, is under the control of our state.

Third. I spoke with NATO Secretary General Jens Stoltenberg. The topic is obvious. This is the implementation of the agreements we reached at the Alliance summit in Vilnius. The priority is unchanged: it is the fastest possible accession to NATO when security conditions allow. Only this will reliably guarantee security and peace for the whole of Europe. We also talked about the current security situation, in particular, about Russian aggressive steps in the Black Sea. Any destabilization in this region and the disruption of our export routes will mean problems with corresponding consequences for everyone in the world. The price crisis is the least of the possible consequences.

We discussed with Mr. Stoltenberg our steps to unblock and ensure the stable operation of the grain corridor. In our cooperation, we have moved to a new, higher level – the level of the Ukraine-NATO Council. And this mechanism can work. I turned to Jens with a proposal to urgently convene such a meeting of the Council for appropriate crisis consultations. The meeting will take place in a few days. We can overcome the security crisis in the Black Sea.

Fourth. I want to thank all the countries that this week adopted new decisions in support of our state, our people, our military, and all citizens.

The Republic of Korea announced an increase in aid to Ukraine. Thank you!

Azerbaijan – humanitarian assistance in the field of energy and demining. Thank you!

Sweden – approved program to help us rebuild. Strategy until 2027. Thank you very much!

Japan – an agreement was signed between the World Bank and Ukraine on a $1.5 billion loan under Japanese guarantees. Thank you!

Australia, Canada, the United Kingdom, the United States – sanctions against persons associated with aggression. Thank you!

The United States – defense aid package. Artillery, rounds, air defense – all that we need now. Thank you!

Germany – a new defense supply for our warriors: tanks, artillery rounds, equipment. Grateful!

And, of course, our warriors. Everyone who is currently in battle, on combat posts, and on combat missions. Thank you! Thank you that our forces are increasing the pressure on the occupiers daily. Today, I would like to especially mention our national guardsmen – warriors of the 15th operation brigade named after the Hero of Ukraine Bohdan Zavada. They are very powerfully destroying Russian evil in the South of our country. Thanks, guys, for every countered attack and for your progress! Glory to you!

Separately, I want to note today the warriors of the Defense Intelligence, our intelligence unit – Tymur’s unit. Very cool, guys! Well done! Thank you!

Glory to everyone who makes Ukraine stronger!

Glory to Ukraine!

F-16s for #UAarmy!

Art by Nikita Titov pic.twitter.com/ve5KetkjcV

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) July 22, 2023

From The Drive‘s The War Room:

It appears that Ukraine is getting closer to obtaining F-16 Vipers it has long requested.

National security adviser Jake Sullivan said on Friday the U.S. is “moving rapidly” to get F-16s to Ukraine.

The Biden administration expects American-made F-16 fighter jets will arrive in Ukraine near the end of this year, a top spokesperson said, signaling that U.S. officials are feeling a new sense of urgency to deliver the warplanes as quickly as possible. https://t.co/WYzW0DvYWw

— Lara Seligman (@laraseligman) July 21, 2023

“We are going to push as fast as possible,” Sullivan said during remarks at the Aspen Security Forum in Aspen, Colo, according to Politico.

“Now look, the F-16s will get there probably towards the end of the year,” John Kirby, National Security Council spokesman, told Fox News on Thursday. “But it’s not our assessment that the F-16s alone would be enough to turn the tide here.”

Ukraine and 11 other nations have formalized a plan to train pilots, maintainers and support staff to operate F-16s, Ukrainian Defense Minister Oleksii Reznikov announced Tuesday in a Tweet. You can read more about that in our story here and regarding which nations might be able to provide Ukraine with those jets here.

Volume up!

Da-da-da, da, da, da, da, da, da@Eminem

Art by Instagram/vladislav__trotsenko pic.twitter.com/5QF5vgy2LO

— Defense of Ukraine (@DefenceU) July 22, 2023

WARNING!!! WARNING!!! INTENSE COMBAT FOOTAGE!!! WARNING!!! WARNING!!!

https://twitter.com/DefenceU/status/1682762576675864577

ALL CLEAR!!!

Odesa:

Aftermath of a recent Russian missile attack on Ukrainian peas and barley storage in Odessa.
More photos-https://t.co/XqRZUc8J1N pic.twitter.com/ceShpYlSZI

— Special Kherson Cat 🐈🇺🇦 (@bayraktar_1love) July 22, 2023

Russia is under the delusion that an imminent famine caused by them will lift sanctions and pave the way for friendship with the world. But friendship cannot be imposed. Famine will only serve to deepen animosity and further isolate Russia. https://t.co/DNMn3B6NPU

— Tymofiy Mylovanov (@Mylovanov) July 21, 2023

As I wrote last night, this is the play. Create a global food crisis, but one that hits especially hard in the global south and in the periphery between north and south. Then leverage the crisis that Russia created for Russia’s own advantage.

Kreminna Axis:

https://twitter.com/ChuckPfarrer/status/1682498345548279809

KREMINNA AXIS /2115 UTC 21 JUL/ RU renewed offensives across the C-131306 Rd axis at Makiivka & Nevske: these attacks were broken up by UKR forces. Supported by air strikes, Russian VDV and mechanized units staged assaults against Dibrova & Serebryansk Forest; these attacks were also repelled.

Simferopol and Otyabr’skoye, Crimea:

https://twitter.com/ChristopherJM/status/1682674859573227520

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1682667526973542400

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1682677515935002624

https://twitter.com/bayraktar_1love/status/1682682415796350977

https://twitter.com/EuromaidanPress/status/1682700740026875904

From EuroMaidan Press:

As a result of an attack by Ukrainian drones on the Krasnogvardeiskyi district, a detonation occurred in an ammunition warehouse, Russian-installed head of Crimea Sergei Aksionov said.

Occupation authorities decided to evacuate people within a radius of 5 kilometers from the site of the emergency.

“To minimize risks, it was also decided to suspend traffic on the Crimean railway,” Aksionov added.

After explosions, a fire started on the Elevatorna railway station in the Octiabrskoe village of Crimea, local resident reported to Suspilne, sharing video.

Russian telegram channels speculate that Storm Shadow missiles could be involved in the attack.

“An oil storage facility and an ammunition warehouse of the Black Sea Fleet were hit: a large fire broke out in the area of the incident, local residents reported the sounds of a secondary detonation,” Russian Telegram Channel Emergency Incidents in Sevastopol informed, referring to locals.

Donetsk and Luhansk Oblasts:

https://twitter.com/bradyafr/status/1682708962397892608

https://twitter.com/bradyafr/status/1682708965866479617

Kapytolyika, Karkhiv Oblast:

The butcher’s bill sometimes only have a single item on them.

https://twitter.com/ChakhoyanAndrew/status/1682746630804570113

Charlotte Higgins at The Guardian:

Kapytolivka is a village of low, scattered cottages, just beyond the south-eastern tip of the Ukrainian town of Izium. The last house in the village is a simple white building with a corrugated iron roof, a chimney, and a front garden planted with a vine and roses. On 22 March 2022 it would have been a pretty spot, but for the armoured personnel carrier that the Russians had parked right outside. By then, Kapytolivka had been under occupation for a fortnight. Russian soldiers had taken over the houses of those who had fled; they had looted the shop, and stolen any cars they could find.

That day, a military car pulled up at the cottage. Earlier, the Russian occupiers had arrested one of the men who lived here and his autistic son: the 49-year-old writer Volodymyr Vakulenko and 13-year-old Vitaliy, who had not spoken a word for weeks. Now, a couple of hours later, the pair were being returned to the home they shared with the author’s father, also called Volodymyr Vakulenko.

The soldiers who brought them back started searching “from attic to basement, every square centimetre of the house”, as Olena Ihnatenko, the writer’s mother, a warm, auburn-haired woman, tells me a year later. We are speaking in the village house she is borrowing from friends. Unlike her own modern apartment, also in Kapytolivka, the cottage can be heated by firewood when the power cuts out. Which it does now, abruptly silencing the cartoons Vitaliy has been watching in the next room, and making audible the dull boom of distant artillery.

Watching her son’s house turned upside down, Ihnatenko found herself thinking of the Gestapo. What were the Russians searching for? She couldn’t imagine. In Vakulenko’s room there was just his computer; shelves filled with Ukrainian literature, including copies of his own books; framed certificates on the wall marking his success in literary competitions; and, because he loved growing things, three potted plants neatly lined up on the windowsill. A knife – but that was just some souvenir. Then again, his Ukrainian-language books would have been enough to arouse suspicion; so, too, his patriotic tattoos. And then there were his mobiles, one of whose ringtones, uncompromisingly, was the popular Ukrainian anthem Putin Is a Dickhead.

Not that Vakulenko and his son were remotely threatening figures. The author of children’s stories including Daddy’s Book, a volume of jolly illustrated animal poems, was not a robust man. He had suffered a head injury in the pro-Europe Maidan protests of 2013-14 and had been injured, too, during his military service decades ago. Blue-eyed, wiry and slight, with his hair shaved at the sides and back, leaving a Cossack-style ponytail, he had become painfully thin during the six weeks since full-scale invasion, and his mother was worried about that, too. There had been little to eat – aside from the potatoes he’d dug up from the garden and the contents of the few tins he’d managed to buy in Izium before the tanks trundled in. She turned to the soldier she reckoned to be the senior officer. “Can’t you see the boy is disabled and the father’s not in good health?” she asked. “Don’t worry,” he replied. “We’ve brought them back. We won’t take them again.”

As the soldiers finally prepared to leave, Vakulenko asked for the return of his documents and phones, confiscated earlier by the five men who had showed up to arrest him. Vakulenko Sr later tells me that he reckoned, by their accents, that these men were separatists from the so-called Luhansk People’s Republic, illegally annexed from Ukraine by Russia in 2014. They had arrived in the wake of the main army echelon, and had their own base in the village. One of them, a man with a reddish beard, had the call sign Bes, Russian for “demon”.

“Don’t worry, you’ll get your phones and papers back today or tomorrow,” the soldier reassured the writer.

When Ihnatenko tells me this part of her story, she stops and says: “‘Today or tomorrow.’ I heard that phrase so many times, when I was looking for my son. ‘Today or tomorrow’ – that’s what they always said.”

The soldiers finally left the house. Vakulenko told his parents he had been taken to a “special department” set up near the village school, where he had been beaten in the groin. The soldiers had told him: “Don’t get upset.”

The next day, 23 March, slipped by. But the day after that, Ihnatenko’s ex-husband, Vakulenko Sr, returned to her flat with the news that their son had been taken again – and Vitaliy this time left at home. She ran to what she believed was the Russian command post in the village. The same man who two days ago had told Vakulenko he’d get his documents back “today or tomorrow” greeted her, smiling. “Calm down. Why are you getting so het up? He’ll be brought home either tonight or tomorrow evening. Go and take care of Vitaliy.”

Her son was not brought home that night, or the next day, or the day after. It didn’t take his parents long to figure out that the reason for his initial release was likely because the soldiers weren’t interested in young Vitaliy. As the days slid into weeks, the weeks into months, Ihnatenko became increasingly terrified. People were being arrested and released. Or sometimes not released; sometimes killed. She and Vakulenko Sr followed the trail of every rumour. She demanded answers from the military in the village. They filed a missing person report. None of the family had a car, so she hired one to reach an administrative office in Izium. She tried, too, to get to a school in the town where she had heard people were being held, but she was turned back at a checkpoint. Some newly arrived Russian military said maybe he was being held in Olenivka – a prison in the so-called Donetsk People’s Republic. But that was bombed in July, killing 53 Ukrainian POWs. Others said maybe he was in prison in Belgorod, over the Russian border. The family’s lives became a cycle of hope and dread.

“Something happened to me that I cannot convey to you,” she tells me. “I had a realisation, suddenly, that he was no longer among the living. But I tried to suppress those thoughts.” She pauses. “You know, I sometimes felt like I wanted to fall upon the road and hit my head against it, just hit it and hit it, and then I would raise my head and Volodya would be standing in front of me.”

Her son never did stand in front of her again. His corpse was found six months later in a mass grave outside Izium. He had been killed by two bullets from a semi-automatic Makarov pistol. But before he was abducted for the second and last time on 24 March, he did something important: he buried a diary in the back garden, beneath a stand of cherry saplings he’d planted. Six months afterwards, on 10 September, the Russians were driven out of the Izium area by a Ukrainian counteroffensive. And a fortnight after that, on 24 September, the Ukrainian novelist Victoria Amelina dug the diary up.

Much, much, much more at the link!

https://twitter.com/chiggi/status/1682663571212103683

And sometimes they have just a handful.

https://twitter.com/a_magazova/status/1682694424097091585

Russia, most likely Shoigu, Gerasimov, and the FSB, declare war on the Telegram milbloggers via Russian TV propagandists:

https://twitter.com/wartranslated/status/1682733374618718212

Russian officials are cracking down on “turbo-patriots”, volunteers and other “fascist scum”, as claimed in Solovyev’s live show, following the arrest of Girkin. The host of the show says it’s time to “clear this space, only run fundraisers officially”.

This messaging is important as it could be interpreted as a “declaration of war” against all those endless Telegram admins and volunteers who raised funds for the Russian army but allowed themselves to criticise the authorities over the past 1,5 years.

Transcript of the bit:

“Who are you?

All these Strelkov-Girkins, Gubarevs, Podolyakas, Montyans? Who are you to be pointing to us what Putin, MoD, and others should be like? Who are you?

We already survived Navalny, Yashin, and other scum. And we will survive you, believe me. We have a very strong immunity.

But the question is, who are you? I realise that Navalny’s network didn’t go anywhere. And the smelly fascists are hiding in holes. All this scum, the Black Hundreders, monarchists, all this badly smelling mess with a very strong inclination towards fascism.

They all exist, including Navalnists, and as soon as something catches fire they come for the smell.

You know, as soon as a compost pile appears, the flies are already there, yelling “Shame, shame!”, coming out to the protest events. Who are you to call for protests in Moscow?

Look at their telegram channels – half of them are hohols [Ukrainians]. What’s happening in their comments? It’s just beautiful.

I think that what’s happening now is very characteristic. I think they all need to get ready. All the people in this network, the patriotic-literature gopniks, they need to watch carefully. I’d recommend them to visit a solicitor and just in case organise their property: “In case if I’m [arrested]…” and so on.

Or maybe buy tickets, somewhere to Tbilisi. It’s just the right time. Because the clearing of the space is beginning.

And they think they have the right! Strelkov was arrested, but he’s a “patriot”! Do patriots have indulgences? Can they throw mud at anyone they want?

They’re not defending Strelkov, they’re defending themselves and their fundraisers. It might soon end and even Kashevarova [Russian female blogger] will be washing toilets in Duma. The only thing she knows how to do and always did. And offer tea: “Hello, please, it’s warm”.

That’s all they know how to do. They didn’t become the Counts of Monte Cristo, they’ll have to retrain, to not even become site managers but site cleaning managers.

I emphasise again – we need a total clearing, brutal military censorship. Any fundraisers only via state resources.

But again – get ready, all the graphomaniacs and mediocrities, lovers of military coups, Maidans and all that. We won’t allow a Maidan.

More examples of Russian sanctions evasion:

https://twitter.com/SimonOstrovsky/status/1682527511920406529

That’s enough for tonight.

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Vice President Harris Fights For Florida

by Betty Cracker|  July 22, 20232:18 pm| 80 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

When the far-right DeSantis-appointed goons at the Florida Department of Education issued guidance to whitewash black history earlier this week, Vice President Kamala Harris said she’d visit the state to call them out. She showed up yesterday. (NPR)

Vice President Harris delivered an impassioned speech on Friday condemning Florida for its new framework for how Black history will be taught in K-12 schools, including guidelines that slavery was beneficial to enslaved people.

“It is not only misleading, it is false and pushing propaganda,” she said Friday in Jacksonville, Fla. “Pushing propaganda on our children.”

Harris also criticized Florida’s new standards for requiring high schools to teach that African Americans were perpetrators in some racially motivated massacres. She described these lessons as efforts by “extremists” to replace “history with lies.”

We discussed the crappy new social studies standards in a post yesterday, and someone in comments asked where are the Floridians who oppose this right-wing attack on public education. One of them is a school board member who introduced VP Harris in Jacksonville yesterday:

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One of the 14 local school board members who Gov. Ron DeSantis has targeted for removal in next year’s election is Jennifer Jenkins, a 36-year-old elementary school speech pathologist who achieved a miracle in 2020 by defeating a far-right incumbent in a deep red Florida county by nine points.

Jenkins is also a mom and she was at her Brevard County home on Friday morning with her seven-year-old daughter Olive, who was having a playdate with a best buddy. Jenkins then got a call that necessitated a sudden change in plans.

“I told [Olive] I was going to meet the vice president,” Jenkins told The Daily Beast. “She thought I was joking and she laughed at me. And then she said, ‘Will you be home before bedtime?’”

The far-right incumbent Jenkins defeated for the school board seat is Tina Descovich, a Repub operative who then co-founded the right-wing Moms for Liberty group, along with another defeated far-right school board candidate and the wife of the FL GOP chairman. They claim to be nonpartisan, but that’s a lie.

Group members and their associates chanted and brandished guns at Jenkins’ residence. They called in phony child abuse allegations against her, subjecting her child to a physical examination by a state official. The Southern Poverty Law Center tagged them as extremists for good reason.

Randy Fine,* a Florida state senator who represents the area where Jenkins lives and serves as the local attack dog for DeSantis, publicly called Jenkins a whore several times. People who oppose DeSantis and his political apparatus face very real personal consequences. I wonder sometimes if folks outside the state comprehend the Stasi-like network of intimidation and oppression the FL GOP has cultivated here.

Anyhoo, Jenkins was on her way to Jacksonville to meet VP Harris when someone from the advance team called and asked if she would introduce Harris. Jenkins said she was “terrified” but felt energized “to be in a space where like-minded people are together and supportive and willing to fight alongside of you.” Here’s how Jenkins introduced Harris:

“I would say to our visitors today, welcome, welcome to Florida. But one thing our Republican leadership has made very clear is that Florida isn’t welcoming at all. And I can tell you as a Democratic school board member on the front lines of this educational war, it’s not welcoming to our students, our teachers, and our parents either…”

“They may want to make us relive the darkest parts of that history,” she said. “But today we get to witness history as our vice president gets to school the Florida Department of Education.”

She paused for an exultant instant.

“And I am so here for it,” she said. “So, it is my absolute honor to introduce the vice President of the United States of America.”

Jenkins has the courage to oppose these clowns. In deep red Hernando County, parents and teachers showed up to oppose another Moms for Liberty bully who was wrecking their schools. It won’t be easy, and it most likely won’t get a lot of news coverage when it happens, but Floridians can take our state back from these fascist pricks, one county at a time. We’ve just got to show up.

If you’re interested in showing up, whether you’re a Florida resident or not, stay tuned. In a future post, I’ll link to a list the 14 school board candidates DeSantis and Moms for Liberty are targeting in 2024 and provide information on where people can donate if they want to. I’ll also look into how folks can help via volunteer work like phone banking or writing postcards.

Open thread.

*Ron DeSantis and Christopher Rufo are trying to force Florida Atlantic University into accepting Randy Fine as the college president — yep, the same wholly unqualified, dimwit fascist clown who enjoys calling women whores. The university search committee resisted, submitting the names of three qualified people as finalists instead. Then state called off the search, so there’s currently a standoff. 

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Saturday Morning Entertainments Open Thread

by Anne Laurie|  July 22, 20239:16 am| 148 Comments

This post is in: Movies, Music, Nature, Open Threads, Readership Capture, Space

Like I do every year, here are some songs I’ve been listening to this summer — a mix of old and new. Look forward to hearing what I’ve missed. pic.twitter.com/H2Do2iaD1p

— Barack Obama (@BarackObama) July 20, 2023

Per Rolling Stone:

… The playlist also features throwback songs by the Rolling Stones, the Pretenders, the Beths, the Bangles, Janet Jackson, Ella Fitzgerald, and Leonard Cohen. Plus, how could you leave “California Love” by 2Pac off a summer playlist?

Last month, Obama sat down with Hasan Minhaj and was asked whether he actually curated his year playlists. “People seem to think, ‘Well, he must’ve had some 20-year-old intern who was figuring out this latest cut,’” he said. “No, man! It’s on my iPad right now!”

A highly technical process is underway in Los Angeles to put NASA's retired Space Shuttle Endeavour on display in the vertical launch position complete with external tank and two solid rocket boosters. https://t.co/HrA97VMGY6

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 21, 2023

Jason Momoa, who dreamed of a career as a marine biologist before Hollywood anointed him as Aquaman, is going back to his roots as Discovery Channel's new host for "Shark Week." https://t.co/ycwsYuEs9r

— The Associated Press (@AP) July 20, 2023

Nature updates…

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Otter chaos: A sea otter launched into the spotlight after social media images circulated of her aggressively wresting surfboards away from surfers off the coast of California is building a fan club as she continues to evade capture. https://t.co/tR69P5Lg79

— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) July 21, 2023

It's now a porcine of interest: Authorities have determined that there is “no acute danger” near Berlin where a potentially dangerous animal was spotted. Experts analyzed a video and concluded the animal may have been a wild boar, not a lioness. https://t.co/edTJIrjkcW

— AP Oddities (@AP_Oddities) July 21, 2023

Every time this happens I donate $50 to @ColinAllredTX https://t.co/FtZznmWC7g

— Pax Bidenica (@TonyMoonbeam) July 20, 2023

they just declare war on any movie that they think will be big. if they're wrong (ie people generally like the film), they'll just memory hole the outrage. if they're right (ie people generally dislike the movie often for unrelated reasons), they get endless mileage

— Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy (@bitterkarella) July 21, 2023

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Saturday Morning Open Thread

by WaterGirl|  July 22, 20237:56 am| 110 Comments

This post is in: Open Threads

I am on my way to the farmer’s market this morning.  I can’t buy much since I’m only here until Monday morning, but I am hoping to pick up some of the really great sweet corn they had last Saturday.  Small kernels, tender, very sweet.  And white, which makes no difference to me, but it is pretty!

Looks like the US women won their soccer match last night!  I am perfectly happy to bump one of the soccer threads to the top of the front page whenever there’s a big match.  Someone will just have to nudge me to let me know when that would be.  The current one has 131 comments… for you phone peeps, at what point should I add another thread because length gets to be an issue on phones?

Anyway, happy Saturday!  What’s everybody up to?

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